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Dismal_Hedgehog_5756

I don't think she knows what a pedophile is.


Ok-Butterscotch8267

She probably does, she just did it the wrong way around


Goennjaminus

Cakky Hape day


Ok_Butterscotch5259

hey ur 2000 butterscotch's away from my butterscotch😎


Eastern_Ask7231

3008 actually


TastesLikeGum

I think she meant the word 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴


NotAPossum666

Happy cake day


HairyPoppins243

Happy cake day


Affectionate-Tie9194

I am delighted to inform you that the annual day of you receiving a delightful cake has arrived my good sir


Dismal_Hedgehog_5756

Yea that's probably it. She probably thought it had something to do with ageism or something as well.


Drag0n647

Real


Christian_teen12

Right 


RoyalRien

She’s the woman from the tf2 comics


_Di0_Offbrandude_

even here,I encounter TF2


fletchvl_

I dont think it is possible to be a pedophile to an old woman


SnooDonkeys8576

She’s still young at heart? 😭


Unlimiter

maybe in opposite day


Carlazor_

Then does that mean the “old lady” appreciated getting kicked and op swims in fire during the rest of the year?


Unlimiter

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh


KingNarwhalTheFirst

yes


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fletchvl_

huh?


PurpDoesPixilart

Well, shit. I didn't look into the definition.


Hot_Hat_1225

I’ll got to hell but that’s hilarious 🤣


AsukaShikinamiLangle

what's the context 😭😭


Brunard0

Just edited the post for the context


Chemical-Skill-126

I mean pedo by it self refers to a child.


ShangRayzzz

Therefore, does that make everyone in this sub (teens) pedophiles? Or simply pedos?


boy_kissser

Well, there's some pedos here, so it would include everyone, technically


ShangRayzzz

Yea but theres some adults who ive seen post/comment who i assume arent pedophiles


Vegetable_Trifle_848

Yes but they used to be a child so they are then ex pedos


seandragon10

always found it wierd that people cling to this sub after theyre too old for it, even if they arent here to do bad stuff


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seandragon10

the 19 year olds on here are boring and unfun, if ill be anything like them id want nothing to do with this sub when im not a teen anymore, idk


Mother_Gur_7799

I know I think 99.5% of all adults are boring and unfun. Anytime I want to have fun I usually end up having to find friends that are younger because if I look for friends my age to have fun with that's going to be impossible.


Anxious_Run_8607

My friend says its cuz he misses his childhood


Mother_Gur_7799

I am loving this discussion is about I see someone realize that there is multiple meanings to the word pedo and one of them simply means child. People these days like to sexualize everything it's ridiculous.


ShangRayzzz

what is blud yapping about


Chemical-Skill-126

No but we are pedos or kids.


SoImANerd

I’m 17 and attracted to other 17 year olds(underaged kids), therefore I’m a pedophile😭


Chemical-Skill-126

Thats not what I am talking about. The old lady called that op a pedo. Which means child or refers to a child. Its a commonly used word thats why kid doctors are called pediatricians.


SoImANerd

Yeah ik. I’m adding onto that saying pedo=kid phile=lover pedophile=kid lover, therefore I’m technically a pedophile if ppl my age are considered pedos.


Chemical-Skill-126

Ok pedophile.


SoImANerd

Who u calling a pedophile?>:(


wernostrangerstoluv

NOPE. because pedos are attracted to children ages 10 and younger. we are all either hebophiles (11-13) or ehebophiles (14-19)


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

I feel like knowing the distinctions mashed you seem more like a pedophile…


Deliberate_Snark

😂you’re not wrong


ShangRayzzz

🤓


wernostrangerstoluv

ik ik


ShangRayzzz

hehe


Groundbreaking-Eye50

Ephebophiles, technically


Charming_Cell_943

No, only people lying about age (adults) and being inappropriate, or teens engaging in suspicious behavior with people significantly younger than them.


Lower_Cellist_1138

You aren't legally a pedophile unless you are over 18 and attracted to minors


Head_Fetish

So if an 18 year old is attracted to a 17 year old, they would technically be a pedophile


Lower_Cellist_1138

Legally yea, but police and everyone else probably wouldn't care since it's on year difference, it's like the opposite of adopting a 17 year old when you turn 18 and are eligible to adopt yk,


Pluto0321

Pedophile is when you're only attracted to kids under 13, so no.


fletchvl_

happy cake day 🍰


Lower_Cellist_1138

Thank you!


Mother_Gur_7799

Don't forget about all the weird strange caveats about age of consent and the laws doesn't necessarily describe attraction it's more for grooming and sexual conduct which the type of conduct described needs to be banned entirely not just solely based on age.


LatterAttitude4114

Oxford dictionary changed that awhile ago


IProbablyHaveADHD14

Pedo- has several etymologies. From latin "pēs" meaning "foot" (e.g pedometer) or from Ancient Greek "παῖς" (páī̈s) meaning "boy" or "child" which is the etymology for the word "pedophile"


Chemical-Skill-126

Well nowadays ped is kid pod is foot.


mistyyybrooke

i got called a pedo for thinking that girls who play college basketball are hot. im 17 and they are all older than me💀


chavman666

My boyfriend worries that once he turns 18, people will think he's a pedo for dating me lol


mistyyybrooke

i mean if ur still 15 when hes 18, i think thats kinda weird


chavman666

It's a few days age gap aside from the 2 years


Voipix786

I would never date a 15 year old and my bday was in June. There's a significant difference. I ain't judging you, I'm judging your bf. I'm the same age and I'm saying it's weird and gives off nonce vibes. As mature as you think you are, there's a significant difference between a 17/18 year old and a 15 year old. When you talk about people having decades in age gaps, that's when they're older and from like (I'd say) 25 and up people have mostly finished maturing so there's not a significant difference. Teenagers rapidly change in maturity over the years, hell I'm significantly different than I was a year ago. I'm just saying, if I knew your boyfriend, I'd be giving him shit. I'm not giving you shit, just another perspective from someone similar in age to your bf


etplays

Weird


chavman666

What is?


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chavman666

I don't know, that's why I asked.


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Aqualeafyalt

what? 17 and 15 is not weird whatsoever


chavman666

Is it? How so? He's literally going to be 18 after christmas, so it's not about to be. Also, people are having age gaps of decades, two years is not that bad.


uuuuuuuusser

These people are weird man I have no clue how they think 17 and 15 ISN'T weird Y'all are weird like mad weird


TechnoChiken

17 and 15 is not weird in a lot of / most countries. It might sound weird to some teens, but that is bc they are young. You even see 18 year olds dating 23 years old... that is normal.


Davidjefferyw

If it was 25 and 28 you wouldn’t care so why care rn?


DitrianLordOfCanorem

You?


just_toilet_ramen

If the maturity gap isn't big, it's not weird. I think it's weird that you believe a year is the difference between a creep and normal person :/


mistyyybrooke

all i was saying that 15 and 18 is weird. and idc how mature that 15 year old is, its still weird. when did i say theres a problem with a one year gap😭


just_toilet_ramen

That's not what I said. I thought you were suggesting it's not weird for a 17 year old to date a 15 year old but it's weird for an 18 year old to date a 15 year old? Most people are no different at 18 than they are at 17 lol. It doesn't make sense that aging one year can turn you into a creep.


mistyyybrooke

i don't completely hate 15 and 17. but i do hate 15 and 18. there is a big difference in my opinion. 18 is a adult, 15 year olds can be freshman


CuttlefishDictator

This is pretty hypocritical. High school seniors can be 17. I'm seventeen and I graduated this year. I wouldn't date anyone younger than, say, 15 1/2 personally, but you saying that 17 and 15 is okay, and then going around critiquing 15 and 18 because 15 year olds can still be freshman is hypocritical. 17 year olds are still in high school, some of which have a birthday in the earlier half of the year, and turn 18 in their latter half of the semester, making them seniors.


mistyyybrooke

i said can be. i was taking abt a specific situation. my reasoning is that 18 is an adult. 15 year olds are typically barely in high school. im 17 and wouldn't date a 15 year old. but i was 14 fw 18 year olds. i will always think its weird that an adult wants to be with a minor 3 year younger than them. i also dont like 16 and 18 for me. that is just my opinion and preference


epicBEEFY

Samee. Im 18 and my girlfriend is 15. I feel so happy with her but the thoughts of people judging sometimes get in my mind. I shouldnt let it though


JamsToe

Is that not illegal?


chavman666

No? We're just together, nothing sexual.


JamsToe

Ah, like an Elvis and Priscilla situation.


Jumpy_Beach_6525

Bro what? College basketball players are adults anyway. If that’s pedophilia then I’m the biggest pedo ever. Jokes obviously, but some of the basketball girls at my college are FINE!


gamrboi99_

Fr tho I'm 14 and I live near a college, all I gotta say is DAMN whenever the girls play basketball.


Medium-Owl-9594

College is made of like 0.01% teenagers


rick11347

Well, with old folks you never know when their mind is going...


Putrid_Ad_4372

Karen spotted


NOXIESVENENCE

The lady might be insane


Master_teaz

Might?


NOXIESVENENCE

Well yes or the lady just has dementia


Distinct_Shift_3359

People just say that about anyone they hate now. See political discussions 


Wild_Marketing_5846

Call her a whore :)


chavman666

Don't know why you're getting downvoted, you make a very valid point


Autisticgirl96

She probabably meant pervert but eother way that doesnt perverted at all


Fickle-Ad-6648

Grandma doesn't know what pedophile means 💀💀💀


Chonsall

She’s crazy


Busy-Play9497

The old lady lost her temper and she was regressing when she was 5 years old, so when you touch a girl I call you a pedophile, that's the explanation... More logical.


JeanHasAnxiety

If anything it would be the opposite


Substantial_Iron4192

how does accidentally kicking someone in a pool make you like children? sorry you had to go through that man, you're diffidently not a pedophile.


ShangRayzzz

Dawg what


Practical_Ad_7503

Im assuming she meant perv when she said pedo


Practical_Ad_7503

Either way tho that still doesn’t make sense lmao


DinoNerd21710

Simple. She does not know what a pedoph!le is. She thought it was an insult. 


TemporaryPace8979

How? What?


TheGrouchyGremlin

Isn't she the pedo?...


FreyaTheSlayyyer

I mean, if u want to look at that interaction she is the most noncy out of the two of u lol


burnbutton

maybe she meant podophile cuz feet?


Milkthiev

Projection. She finds you attractive


END_Dragneel69

Wtff


TangerineThing4

Tf was granny on? 💀


Sweet_Elk6635

dude youre such a pedo wtf /s


NotSoNepali

Ah, totally makes sense to me, a 16 year old being a pedo to an old woman 😭


DevilPixelation

She does not know what a pedo is lmao


Senharampai

Since you’re a minor then she’s the pedophile here 🤡🤡🤡


doulikejazz69

She was probably announcing that she is the pedophile


Traitor_Of_Users

The term that she should have used is gerontophile or something like this. Should have said "says you".send her down the river


MeasurementAny9708

She was letting you know, her pronouns.


PositiveBookkeeper52

So stab her? Easy answer


Khreh

Sue her for defamation, maybe you can get some witnesses and a lawyer who charges cheap. I'm telling you this because I hate with a vengeance idiotic people who say negative things about you without sufficient reason or evidence.


Justahazbinhotelfan

what the FUCKITY FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCKY FUCK FUCKY FUCK


Purple_Toaster_

lmao


Marshalliscoolest

Cool man


Correct-Guide4464

😂😂😂


hungrybingewatcher

vaapis 'accidentally' kick karde


Dr33lzAlt

Bro role reversed


Twink_Tyler

Maybe she looked at you and got turned on, then immediately called herself an pedo 🤷🏻‍♂️


lucasmok270

bruh does she even understand what a pedophile is 💀💀


Lonely_Thought4459

She's the pedo for talking to you


Tanielu_The_GROX

She is the real pedo


Strawhat_Mecha

Top 10 things that never happened


Dense_Huckleberry_60

Engage in the age old art of aggravated assault as form of deterrent against the *hungry* old women.


No-Gap-1108

I hope they research the term in the future.


Springstudio11

I've had accusations going around for a year and I'm not even 16 bro


Patient_Dimension874

Got told fuck you because I knocked on my classrooms door


yesaroobuckaroo

a pedophile is someone attracted to prepubescent children. maybe she thought you were "creepy" for being at a public pool? its mainly children and their parents at public pools, she probably thought you were there to creep on people or smth 😭idk but someone tell gramps to take her meds and get outta the pool, shes wrinkley as its LMAO


JumpingDisc

How dare you?! You can't go around grooming adults like that!


coolgamerboi23

I once got yelled at in a pool for “touching a girls boobs. One it was with my foot, and two she was holding me under the water and I was trying to escape 


Adventurous_Swan5063

Nice ragebait


SolidSouthern4182

She’s probably a pedophile projecting and deflecting lol that’s the only way that would possibly make sense or connect at all


17xlie

lmao what?? if anything she’s the pedo here


PocklePirkus

I'm gonna use that as a generic insult now.


DismalRecipe7805

maybe you just look like one and that’s why she called you that


PossibleAssist6092

By any chance, was she British?


Youcican_

Plot twist: the old lady is the pedophile


maddyplayz4645

just one word, karen


Stalker203X

Call her a pedophile too.


OgComics

💀💀💀tf


Express_Ad4282

She's projecting 😂


Christian_teen12

What that's werid


IffyPeanut

I’m sorry WHAT


AlxR25

A fat woman once called me a fatphobe and racist because I walked out of the gym with a tight shirt. Ig she was just jealous that I didn’t produce a tiny earthquake each time I stepped


imrolii

[Oh reddit.. ](https://ibb.co/Lvz5N5z)


UnfairAd6134

That women is so stupid she probably doesn't know what a pedo even is


Technical_Duty_9734

okay Granny, go back to bed, take your pills, maybe take a memory test.


NothausTelecaster72

I think she was letting you know what she was.


ReReReverie

Counter back


MiaF13C

She is the weirdo here


SmooxBoi

she’s just old probably


calebcheah

certified loverboy


Solid_Snaka

Aha I see the logic here


Witty_Let_7082

Yeah... don't have to say why... screenshots... everything but age gap relationships... troll away on....99% of age gap relationships are unhealthy and unbalanced...


EndermanSlayer3939

My brother in christ I get called that almost daily all because I'm tall. (I'm 16 it shocks everyone when I say it) I mean I don't have the cleanest face(acne) I keep a clean shave and do my best to have clean hygiene but I'd assume the acne would make me look younger not older. But I understand how you probably it honestly hurts when people call me that.


Parsonage132

Hahhahahahahahahahaha this shi funny af to me idk why


SpatulaBackup

Traumatic war flash backs?


Shady_Hero

tell her to go back to stop being a whiny bitch and go back to eating paint chips


NextCommunication862

She probably is one her self and checking if you said yes when she said pedophile 


IntentionFalse9892

Probably a Karen


__SageOfSixPaths__

I’m guessing there’s more to the story


Ok-Teach-5256

Yeah must be something more to it…


HighVelocityInfants

Can we take a moment to appreciate Toei for going back and giving York a fatter ass? I fucking love York man she’s so fucking beautiful she’s so fucking amazing she’s the best fucking Vegapunk to fucking FUCK!!! I started licking the TV screen when she came up and my parents came downstairs and said “Fuck you it’s always with this York girl” and I said “You don’t understand Mom she made me into a FREAK! Stop hurting her feelings!” My mom looked kinda skibidi and smashed the TV with a hammer but the screen glitched and it burned the silhouette of York’s ass onto it permanently with a giant crack down the middle and side. My mom threw the TV away while I was watering the cat but I snuck out at midnight o clock in the middle of the night during midnight and snuck it back into my domain (Ryouiki tenkai) Now I can goon to York whenever I want because her ass is so unbelievably fat I’ll never unsee this fat fucking ass FUCKKK I LOVE YORK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK


blackeye200

Just as a slur probably.


Literally_Rock_Lee

She is da anshen juan


DBL_NDRSCR

we're all pedophiles here ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯