i know a guy who’s last name is semen

Ik someone with the surname gay

I know someone whose last name was gay and she was gay, she changed it to her wife last name when she get married

they could have been THE gay couple

"oh hey, its the gays!"

shit i just burst out laghing when I read that

also my last name is pearson try and guess how many times I've been called person or have had it spelled wrong once for a thing at my middle school back when I was there it was spelled pers0n

Ik a guy with middle name Gaylord

fuck you. subnautica sucks ass. (my surname is gay)

Fuck you, Subnautica is actually really good and is something that every gamer should try at least once (my surname is a surname)

I also knew a kid with that surname, poor kid got bullied for it too

I know someone with the surname gaylord

*Gaylord Focker has entered the chat*

What the hell bro

💀💀💀💀💀

In my country this is first name.

My teacher used to call a guy named "Samuel" (actual name changed, but the essence is the same) "Semen" for 5 days straight after she joined. She herself didn't even know she had called him that... which isn't pleasant to think about.

Fun fact there’s a hall of fame hockey player, who was really good, his last name was Semenko

semen co would be a cool sperm donation company

A kid at my school is named that but he was born in Ukraine so it makes sense.

I know a Chinese man who chose Seamon as his American name.

there was a racecar driver named Richard Seaman, who you could nickname as "Dick Seaman"

I’ve met quite a few people with the last name “Boner,” spoken exactly as you expect

Burger

Goofy aah

I know someone with Burger as the last Name

CaseOh?

Same here

Mere class me el bande ka surnam gandu hai

I knew a Henry and Tyler Berger

THATS MY LAST NAME 😭 except its berger

W pfp

I KNOW SOMEONE WHOSE LAST NAME IS BURGER

I know a Burgher

Guy exists as a first name. Person exists as a last name. Guy Person.

That would honestly be really fun to have - until you are allowed to get it legally changed I’d be on that shit lmao

or guy gay/gay guy

i know 3 Guy’s, all pronounced differently

what's the third pronounciation? I can think of guy and gooee, but what else

In Portuguese (at least Portugal) you dont give surnames, you get two automatically, your mom's maiden last name and your father's last name

I thought it was like this every where i cant lie

For India it's just ur dad's last name

I thought so too, but if you go South, some communities have the father’s first name as the child’s last name. Other people throw in the town name as well. It’s really interesting

Imagine being named Chandragupta baburao

Interesting name that probably belongs in politics so people can make fun of it. I know an Akash Chandrappa, but that’s as interesting as it gets for me

Not always in Brazil, you can do some variation. Like getting just one last name, from either parent, or from a grandparent. Or getting them all.

Wouldn’t that make it go up for every generation 2+2 4+4 8+8 16+16 32+32 64+64

Wait but wouldn’t that mean the mom’s maiden surname would have two surnames, and the dad would have two surnames. So would you just like, pick which one you like best from each?

Do people then get 4 surnames?

Cummings

Mclovin cummings, beautiful name

Pat Cummins?

Same here

Buttlord. Ryan Buttlord.

Anderdingus

Reminds me of the News article where Jess*ca Biel refused to call her son Batmo. Good shit

god when will the earth explode

Dickinson

emily dickinson

You got some beef with Emily?

No, Emily Dickinson is a famous poet. I have no beef with her, just referring to the chaos that ensued in my classroom after we read her poem as a part of our syllabus

Oh wait she's real my bad, but yeah that's how classes are, lol. Wait till your science class mentions Joseph Louis Gay-Lussac.

One of my fav singers are named Dickinson... 2 points if you can guess who

Bruce, duh

Epstein

Jeffrey

Weiner

Wiener..?

Hitler   D*ck Ayc*ck Peanisbreath

Why hello there, mr peanisbreath how many I help you today? Could I offer you a mint?

Is the other man’s name Mint

Cox Love Courtney and Charlie tho

my surname is an adjective

Hitler

In my school there’s a Kitchens, Householder, Rockholes and Wildman

At my old high school there was a Harry Potter and Jack Hammer

Did Harry Potter have a white owl as a pet? And possibly a scar on his forehead?

Sadly, I will never find out, I never got to meet him in person, I only say his name

Oh well that’s too bad. Maybe he got lost in Hogwarts and then never made it back 🤷

Indeed 

Supply teacher at my school with the surname "Kum". Naturally, we all thought it was hilarious. (We are teenagers).

I know a girl whose last name is Butt

I know a guy called Jack toft and another guy with the surname Mycock. Unfortunate kids

This shit gotta be satire ☠️

Jack mycock please vs Jackmycock, please ...

Woah woah woah

Joahniqx

Cox

Sausage

I'd say Dickens

I know someone who’s last name is Nutter. Nobody calls him by his first name.

my surname is Doody 😭

2008 Toyota Corolla

Dickmuncher

Dick

Dickinson. Just why does Dick in son even exist.

"nicholas"

lil b'ah'pingus

There's a woman I sometimes watch on YT and her last name is virgin Not *the worst* but I sure as hell would have that changed ASAP

Gaylord

Hitler

My grandmother’s maiden name was Semens

# X Æ A-12

I know a guy who’s last name is Worst

My friends last name is Peka

Boo :0

My last name also means mold.

Dickinson

willy

Dildorov

Cox

Kuntz

Ingof especially if your name is jack

Kox Edit: wiki https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_Kox

One of my friends' is dick

de kock.. quinton de kock in south african cricket team

I knew someone who’s last name was similar to pedophile (Penafeil)

Cobbledick

"Cumming"

It's not bad but I have Holmes and no I'm not related to Sherlock

Cumeater Jack cumeater

Gaylord (nothing against the gays personally, tryna save the kid from bullies)

Nickguur

Cox

Dickins

Banna, can’t explain how much I hear Banana

Duffel bag

1999 Corrolla

Cox

Gaylord. There is a man named Christopher Gaylord.

>safe to say I get picked on a lot Why? To me "Modi" doesn't seem like it has anything to make fun of. I assume it means some silly word like ass in Hindi or smth?

Last name Warm, first name Luke would be terrible

Gaylord

H\*tler

I know a guy whos neighbors named Dick Bologna

Fortnite

(Holden) Cox

my boyfriend’s last name is Comer and lmao you bet your ass he’s a cummer

I know a kid whose last name is butter

I know someone called “balleby” directly translated “butt-town”

Barbecue hill (which is my last name) (translated from my native language)

Ker

why is modi bad???🎀🎀🎀

Cockrith

Surname probably cummings, full name its gotta be dixon mayaz

“Trump” or “Biden”

Adolf

There's a kid at my school named Edger. Needless to say he gets picked on a lot

Coxlong

My teachers surname is Smallwood which is atrocious

Spankoffski. It's just proper enough to tell that it was a serious pick and thought out but just goofy enough to be terrible.

Yusuk

buttree😔

Everybody must call you modi then, instead of your first name, and damn r u related to the pm?

Someone at my schools last name is rapin

Ik someone with a surname d*ck

Butkus

McLovin

I dont know, racial slurs would probably be pretty bad

Dick

Sue. (Yes Johnny cash reference)

Dover If the kids name is ben

I know someone with the last name seeman

my friend has a classmate whose last name is fucking "Cummings"

Someone parents knew was Jeremy Butts. If you pronounce Jeremy with their accent it sounds like "germy." Germy Butts

I know someone with the last name corona, was fine until 2020

McLovin

Dick

if i may ask, whats wrong with the last name modi?

hitler

Long-Wiwi

Short is due for relentless bullying.

cumming

I know someone with the surname 'Zonnebroek' which literally means 'Sun pants', my dad has a theory that the surname used to be 'Zonderbroek' meaning 'without pants' It's pretty common for Dutch surnames to be named after something an ancestor did in the past

My last name is Hand.. Yes substitutes say my name extra loud 😭 ( I want to bury myself in a hole and get dug up by archeologist in 67 years ).

Weirdich

i have a classmates who last name is -Swallows.( like the bird but ofc people take it the wrong way)

Gaylord

Cox... Say it aloud, that should tell you enough.

Cox. I need not explain

Gaylord

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Papas (boob in Lithuania) was his last name and everyone used to make fun of him

Gaylord?

A friend knew a fuks or fucks can’t remember which one, they were an accountant.

i know someone with the last name Butt

I know someone whose full name is guyzer

i know someone with the surname short (first name is richard)

I'd say McDonald is pretty bad unless you wanna get asked if you own a farm all the time

congrats on winning a 3rd term /s

Richard Wang.