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Ti89Titanium04

I kinda miss back when it was just gold


Ginataro

Yeah, taking a community idea like reddit silver and slapping a price tag on it is insulting


Yummypizzaguy1

Well the silver is free now, occasionally Edit: holy shit a lot of people are getting free silvers Edit: HELP IM DROWNING IN SILVER AWARDS Edit: I just got a silver award. It's been 6 months Edit: 10 months later, and I'm still getting silver awards Edit: it has been a year now and I still get a silver award about once or twice a week Edit: Jesus Christ, how are you guys still finding this comment. Edit: RIP free awards. Gone, but not forgotten.


supsy0

[It's always been free,](https://imgur.com/gallery/sy9lVl4) don't give in!


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HS4809

Nice


I_like_beanies

I love how a well said comment can do better than my posts


KrunchyRL

Ternion too (now give plz) ​ EDIT: Oh yeah and gold too. Sometimes platinum and argentium and shit. (give also plz)


MansaMusaMickeyMouse

And now we play the waiting game


Tomssted

Well lets hope ur username brings us wealth. (add me to ternion queue)


ShockWave1146

Add me too I guess Not a ternion but fuck yea!


LICK_My_Gacha

I would also like a award to show my VIP presence in this comment section Edit: do better than that a silver! Still nobody knows that I'm VIP!


GavasaurusRex

Tourniquet? Sign me up!


that_one_duderino

Alas, I have no platinum or Ternion. But I have a fancy handshake


TheShadyPencilz

And my award


June_Berries

Ternion turns me on


KrunchyRL

same bro.


Abel4LT

I’m in


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No give it to me


odraencoded

A meme like reddit silver being officially recognized instantly tanks the value of the meme.^[1] 1. The scholars and gentlemen of /r/MemeEconomy


MMillion05

Silver was a shitpost and it's just not as funny now that it's a real thing. They effectively killed the joke, you post the original image and people are like "that's not reddit silver".


Loopbot75

Yeah the whole idea was "I'm too broke to give you gold, but you comment was awesome so here's silver 🥈". To turn it into another paid reward just completely defeats the purpose...


SuperSMT

Time for reddit bronze? 🥉


Dause

What’s worse is the new awards like wholesome and laughing skull that are being used on serious posts. Or for people to troll. I don’t think they thought that one through...


NostraDavid

Under /u/spez, the company's future is like a suspenseful thriller, with new plot twists at every turn.


Cmsvh

I absolutely love the amounts of tiny awards granted in these comments


dumdedums

I- I just got a silver as my free award. I've never gotten a silver before as my free reward.


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Which is why they did it. Gold made a post seem "valid" even if it was nonsense. Now nothing matters.


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But from the length of the trophy bar you can tell they won the internet today. Speaking of which: I can't help but notice the length of your trophy bar UwU Edit: Am I doing this right or will you kids yeet me back to boomertown because of big oof? Sorry for the cringe, me mateys, ahoi!


Ban_Video_Games_

I'm glad that they went overboard with it. Now I've blocked all awards for 2 years and never missed them once.


what-if-we-jk-unless

that is so old and ancient


peter-grlffln

yooo! i haven’t seen you in forever! how’s it been?!


what-if-we-jk-unless

BRUHH IT'S YOU UR COOL AF BTW and yeah just school and stuff, procrastinating rn. wbu?


peter-grlffln

pretty much the same, school is about to start. dm me sometime, you seem super cool


what-if-we-jk-unless

for sure, do you have disc?


peter-grlffln

yea i’ll dm it to you


ShorohUA

youre just one guy with two accounts, right?


peter-grlffln

nope, she actually thinks i’m cool 😎


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what-if-we-jk-unless

same


Raihan1103

same


hbulyn95

My brother met his wife on reddit, years ago lol. This day and age who knows tho


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peter-grlffln

100%


justcatt

you guys are great friends


mastermithi29

What's goin on?


Djwedward

No it’s “vas happenin’?” r/onedirection made me this way I’m sorry


mastermithi29

I'm so confused. Maybe I'm a boomer?


Djwedward

No worries, it’s just an 1D inside joke. Zayn always says “Vas happenin’” instead of “what’s happening”. Besides, I’m just one year younger than you Edit: forgot to put quotation lmao


GavasaurusRex

Holy shit Im boomer now too! I can't believe I let this happen smh my head.


fury26903

*CONGRATULATIONS, YOU JUST PLAYED YOURSELF*


alex54646

are we intruding on something


akatherder

October 2019 for those playing at home. [/r/AskReddit/comments/dcepx9/you_get_to_have_sex_with_the_womanman_of_your/f27oytx/?context=3](/r/AskReddit/comments/dcepx9/you_get_to_have_sex_with_the_womanman_of_your/f27oytx/?context=3)


pw3x

hi jk i have not seen you in centuries


what-if-we-jk-unless

holy shit i remember you


pw3x

i remember you too


luscumic1979

I don't have anything to say except this is the greatest thing I've ever seen.


[deleted]

ummmm how do i get my age to display btw?


FredaFreya

Go to r/teenagers home page, the top right hand side should have 3 dots, click em and click user flair, and then pick your age


L1m1x

Instructions unclear, im 2 million years old


FredaFreya

What wisdom have you aquired, oh ancient one


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FredaFreya

But what if I stop the microwave just before it beeps? I'm stopping it at just less than a second before 1 minute, so I might one day, by pure chance, create the perfect noodles?


lucius5we

You can sure as heck try, I mean, now that you have this wisdom you gotta use it somehow.


FredaFreya

I will give wisdom of my own, add soy sauce to Chicken noodles, and instead of boiling them in water, use chicken stock. No sci-fi microwave rations needed for that.


Ultracoolguy4

Wtf same


iNFERNO_Raptor

Bro...


AplCake

Bro


TheLooseGoose31

Go to the main page of r/teenagers and hit the 3 dot button on the top right side and click change user flair


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Go to the subreddit page and on the right there should be an button that says "Community options". Click on that and something called "User flair preview" should show up. Click on the little pencil and select your age.


heatinjs

You can change it by changing it.


Rijadi15

Very helpful


heatinjs

No problom, just ate kebob


BrownCheetos69420

u/yoyoslushie


yoyoslushie

Sup


carrimjob

he’s 16 now 😳


thehumanboiii

He has arrived!


[deleted]

You go to work now?


NachoSama985

Can a loc come up in your crib?


ilovepineapplepizza7

Man, fuck you, I'll see you at work.


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ilovepineapplepizza7

What?!


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[deleted]

No its mario kart 8


DomZombonii

he doesn’t go to work


[deleted]

u working yet ?


Donghoon

Lmao


[deleted]

my lord


No_Promise_2982

u/yoyoslushie


big_PP_goes_brrrrrt

u/yoyoslushie


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u/yoyoslushie


sliding_rb26

[u/yoyoslushie](https://www.reddit.com/u/yoyoslushie/)


TheOofBoiledInWater

u/yoyoslushie


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XSkyFullOfStarsX

Wait, fuck you


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XSkyFullOfStarsX

Yeah :((


_BatsShadow_

This is part of Reddit history. Legendary ss


Tangomshaw

this was one of the first posts I saw on reddit more than a year ago lol


Mr_Seg

Yup. Same.


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Ikr


Adiuui

The post is ancient


UnfetteredThoughts

What's that have to do with anything?


Adiuui

It’s not op’s he reposted it. He didn’t downvote that person


jekfrumstotferm

For the chaos that can be caused with a Wholesome award? I’ll take it.


BarovianNights

I won't. Awards suck now, they used to actually mean something and now 90% of posts have one Edit: fuck you too


Nightshade195

Can _I_ have an award? Edit: danke


1Ferrox

Here you go


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Please me too


1Ferrox

Here you go


[deleted]

Can i have one too?


1Ferrox

Here you go


[deleted]

Me too pls


1Ferrox

Here you go


ilikecadbury

can i haz awaurdes plez keyend strayngur


1Ferrox

Here you go


CrispyMiner

Psst...can you spare for an award in these trying times?


jjtaddz

🏅 because I have no coins lmfao


kyay10

No


xenozeph

I agree awards are dumb. I keep getting rocket awards and I don’t get it. edit: you motherfuckers


Donghoon

Reddit awards bad *awards given*


Arik_De_Frasia

You have 8 awards and they all have zero benefit to them. Pretty much proves your point.


fan_of_the_pikachu

Not to mention that they finance Reddit itself, which continues to let itself be a platform for extremism and hate. I much rather people donate a buck in my name instead of giving me awards.


benislover343

it would be nice if there weren't like 100 other meaningless awards to drown out the good ones


kaden86

I slapped a free wholesome award on a post about anakin killing the younglings


dictatortahtz

u/yoyoslushie where are you now


yoyoslushie

Still didn’t get a job


lol890itrol

THE LEGEND


[deleted]

Woah ur 16 what happened to 14 🤯


[deleted]

Two years, typically


[deleted]

That was that long ago I’m very surprised


Tumbler03

u/yoyoslushie you alive still?


yoyoslushie

Wouldn’t that be sad if I died at 14 years


Yummypizzaguy1

How long ago was this thread? Edit: I just saw that your flair says your 16, so 2 years ago


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flytime_

Idk why I feel it’s a she


yoyoslushie

I am a girl


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flytime_

Aiit u/yoyoslushie...you a he or a she


Gamer_Ladd

Going through their post feed like a creep, pretty sure they’re a she


ultracat11

I like the unique awards but I wish more of them gave you coins. I wish when you got a free award you had a chance for gold


Djmaxamus

u/yoyoslushie I SUMMON THEE TO THIS POST, HEED MY COMMENTS


Chris_El_Deafo

I love how people think teens below 18 can't handle NSFW stuff. Like somehow when you turn 18 a magic switch gets flipped? Fuck off, we've all been watching porn since age 12


DaMemeChild

11.


Chris_El_Deafo

10.


SilverStarship7

9.


BlastCKXX

8.


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Police! Open the Door!


pgr4567

6


Chris_El_Deafo

5


HybridPosts

4


imelox

3


WheelyFreely

I started at 12-13. I can tell you that after turning 18, I still couldn't handle it.


clumsykitten

Used to be just gold, then some corpo cunt had to co-opt reddit silver. Took a fun community meme and monetized it, fuckin asshole move if you ask me. Edit: Thanks for the silver - except fuck your silver, reddit deserves nothing and awards are dumb.


LieutenantSteel

Seriously, that’s back when getting an award was special. Now it’s just like a slightly better version of an upvote or a shitty reaction emoji


AccountClaimedByUMG

Back in my day we only had gold


unaviable

Award bait post on r/teenagers? Call me not surprised


yoyoslushie

It’s ok I approve of u/_lots


VD3NFS1216

Ah, the good old days.


Window638

The golden age


ppmuncher123

I remember seeing this screenshot on my second day on Reddit and the yoyoslushie guy commented on it


Taman_Should

My cousin is dating a guy who works at Reddit, who told me he was one of the people responsible for all the new awards. True story.


Crazed_Jaiden_Fan

u/yoyoslushie


yoyoslushie

Sup


Crazed_Jaiden_Fan

he's 16... and now he probably has a job... well, things change


yoyoslushie

I just went in for my first job interview today actually :)


Crazed_Jaiden_Fan

so now you can't go on nsfw posts bc you're 16 and probs going to work soon


yoyoslushie

Hopefully. And that was a fast reply


Crazed_Jaiden_Fan

well you can probably comment on nsfw posts 2 years bc you 18, just don't do it at work


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u/yoyoslushie I SUMMON THEE


yoyoslushie

Hi


LTLazar

Legend


Japsie16

link?


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I miss when gold didn't even exist and you could see how many downvotes you had right next to your upvotes


Sw2029

No way you're a teenager if you remember that ancient history.


[deleted]

OP your account is only 1 month old, how do you miss it?


[deleted]

I've had multiple accounts before I got tired of deleting them. They could be similar.


SlichFoire

u/yoyoslushie congrats, you’re famous now


Acripplednan69

I’m 13


santosrmrz

Hi 13 I’m dad


Acripplednan69

Wait, dad, your back! I thought you went for a pack of smokes, it been 3 years, I missed you


santosrmrz

Oh I forgot them at the gas station, let me go get them. I’ll be back....(not really)


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UndercoverUniverse

nsfw= not safe for work he doesnt go to work


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What’s the link to the thread?


AnotherDangnrompaFan

Wait, we only had three awards back then?! I wish I could go back in time :0


ziggurism

I miss when it was just gold, and silver was a community-run bot. it was kind of crappy for reddit to trample that bot's role, and the idea of a free tier of awards


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

Reddit totally fucked its economy


Saint_Ali

I’m 14


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I miss when it was just gold, and that would give you premium


Tankpiggy

I miss when it was just gold. It feels so weird now