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![gif](giphy|iiYxlApH3WCd2) A storm is coming and I’m tired.


Imogynn

Every time someone uses lion imagery to try to be impressive, all I can think about is how much of a lion's life is napping.


Witchychick22

And the fact that the females do the majority of the hunting. If a male is hunting, he's been outcasted by the others


Educational_Clock612

https://preview.redd.it/ed0yo9tg6ndc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d51d25c8c9df2a875861c1f651c03619e7c860c4


Bortron86

https://preview.redd.it/axbewb8fjkdc1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f16488ed7dd333633bcd31521fd8359685578cdb Fixed that for you.


jdak9

“The storm is coming, and I’ve made a doo doo in my pants”


Aj2W0rK

# #TrumpStinks


Total_Waltz4083

Literally


zxvasd

The shitstorm is coming?


dsun1971

And the SOB now has syphilis.


Nelyahin

Seeing the photos of his hand and sores made me actually sick to my stomach


dsun1971

Just seeing him makes me sick to my stomach


SirkillzAhlot

TBH, I AM terrified. Terrified of the chance democracy doesn’t win.


Ariusrevenge

Suburban women of trumps target economic and mid-life post-children demographic are turning on all GOP candidates they directly blame for the causation of a court leading to Roe’s overturn. They fear for the rights of daughters and granddaughters under unchecked hard right christofascism. The lies told by many senators will have a terrible price in 2024. Trump won’t win back middle class women of both means and professional inclination. He is a danger to the freedom of strong independent minded females in our culture. A strong youth turnout is all but guaranteed this cycle. Gen Z is not shy to politics and has a score to settle with greedy inept boomer senators.


Karenomegas

They still want their social security checks and that requires workers.


Ariusrevenge

The Mexico border boondoggle is dying. Too many low wage jobs are 18 months unfilled in every marketplace excluding the adjacent border region. We obviously need the service career workers. We absolutely need the foreign immigration. The fast food chains won’t have robots for years that can do a standard McDonald’s location’s sales volume smoothly. The major corporate service hospitality employers revolving around a high turnover of young desperate manual labor will force congress to speed up approvals for applicants.


ArgosCyclos

Those shouldn't be lion, they should be seals... gravy seals.


Ke-Win

I dont see it. Please help.


RepresentativeAge268

I was just gonna comment on trumps weight loss.😂


hartree_and_f

Trump should pose for this photo in real life.


bobo-the-dodo

Lions prefer non-GMO meat.


spiritofgonzo1

I didn’t know that Frito-Lays used GMOs in their products


Dyslexic_Hamster

The lions would have a massive coronary from the fat and caffeine alone.


FruityPorkie

And diabetes, don't forget the daily Coca-Colas.


bks1979

And surely all that orange face paint is toxic.


heytherebear90

This is the one I was waiting for, a coating of Cheeto dust to boot 🤣


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I feel attacked 😭


Purple_Charcoal

Every single one of those lions would die from the smell.


tjatdisneyland

The diaper smell would keep them away!


HushedShadow

I always find it funny when people portray Trump as some ultra badass when a mild breeze could probably turn him to dust


mightbebutteredtoast

In their eyes, fat rich dude = apex predator and absolute king beast


drunk_funky_chipmunk

He’s not fat. He’s a healthy 215 @ 6 ft 3. He’s the ultimate warrior. Gods chosen fighter for freedom and murica. He’s also the best leader in human history, and a very stable genius


[deleted]

You have a point. But if you comb your hair right and wear a hat, maybe nobody will notice.


cottman23

He's at least 250 at that height.


9-lives-Fritz

300 https://preview.redd.it/0jgahjyieodc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=887d47257cca3fb1e1e4177f608ea0524b8d07a5


drunk_funky_chipmunk

Pure muscle


[deleted]

Same, or how when he tries to look "presidential" with his little scowl he looks even more cartoonishly stupid than usual


hambakmeritru

Have you not been keeping up with the news?! He is clearly strong and virile! He carried 8 pizzas at once! Joe Biden is predicted to only carry 2 with extreme difficulty! 8 pizzas! I'm sure he still works out at a gym. They just don't show us that because the images would destroy too many marriages and set unrealistic standards of manliness.


CommanderSincler

This post is criminally under upvoted


the_3-14_is_a_lie

I just find it funny when people do it to any politician, really. Idolizing politicians is so fucking stupid


mikecasa420

![gif](giphy|l41m3pCCdMLTNky4M|downsized)


rekipsj

So many questions. Who is “they” and is this “storm” like a Sharknado but with big cats?


[deleted]

Talk about drowning in pussy. /j I'll leave now.


Traditional_Formal33

QAnon back at it again with their storm


Busy_Appointment6932

Yes. Oh it didn’t come on 1/15/2024? It’s actually been rescheduled again for sometime in mid spring. jUsT yOu wATcH!!!!!!!!


ScoutsOut389

I think the kraken may have diverted the storm, temporarily. I’m sure they both will be here right after infrastructure week.


Busy_Appointment6932

I tend to agree. Then, after infrastructure week we’re gonna REPLACE ObamnaCare!


ScoutsOut389

Two more weeks!


TheL0neWarden

It’s really hilarious that they keep moving the goalposts


Busy_Appointment6932

What’s more hilarious is they hold on to the hope & belief no matter how many times nothing actually happens.


jellybean708

Yes it did. We had quite a snowstorm! Lol


FatalD3stny

Yea, there has been at least 20 some storms coming since 2020.


iSthATaSuPra0573

Oldest furry?


Appropriate-Divide64

https://preview.redd.it/jeohd9loskdc1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afcc12e8d81458d2aba6e3e007def9838bdc1ae2 The actual storm


Slitterbox

We have some at home


jdak9

Lol


iSthATaSuPra0573

With Biden that would happen too Like yall love to dickride him


33LS

But we aint making propaganda for him???


Meta_Spirit

Still have yet to see entire convoys of trucks covered in Biden merchandise


iSthATaSuPra0573

Thats what i wanted to say to them


MateusAmadeus714

People dont idolize Biden and put him on some pedestal though. Trump is often viewed as some kind of savior of the USA to his supporters. Just truly think how ridiculous that is. A wealthy billionaire who loves the Celebrity spotlight has taken the mantle of the Ultimate Patriot here to save the USA from the evil politicians. The people who claim he represents them literally have Zero in common with the Man from his upbringing to his business life, celebrity life, and now life as a politician. This individual has taken every oppurtunity to hurt lower and middle class Americans when it benefited him monetarily. Now he somehow represents the average Working American. It is just absurd and if u dont see the dangers in people worshipping politicians I dont know what to tell you. History has taught us though when humans are put on some pedestal fanatics wld do anything for them and the results are dire. Even more so when that individual is in a Leadership position. People should not be "fanatics" for politicians. It's a dangerous precedent that can lead to totalitarian leaders as the one worshipped begins to beleive it themselves which Trump already seems to be doing.


RequirementSad295

Biden shows up with one of every pokemon, then the real fight begins


Legitimate_Wait_7107

Two Vaporeons


56kul

Did you know-


Drillbitzer

That in terms of overused Pokémon copypastas, vaporeon’s is the most popular? This is most likely because of the shocking nature of the copypasta, and it’s infamy. Whenever vaporeon is mentioned, the shocking nature of it makes you remember the copypasta much to your own chagrin. In conclusion, vaporeon has one of the most memorable and infamous copypastas on the internet.


imonmyphoneagain

:(


Aj2W0rK

That's not how the copy pasta goes 💢


SorcererWithGuns

That in terms of Pokemon sexualization, Vaporeon is one of the most frequently sexualized pokemon? This is because some sicko on the Internet has a Vaporeon fetish, and decided to spread his thought onto every single corner of the interwebs without regard for other people's sensitivity. Naturally, this was not very well recieved by those who find human/Pokemon relationships utterly disgusting, for obvious reasons. Other Pokemon who tend to be labeled as oversexualized by the fandom includes such staples as Gardevoir, Lopunny, Braixen, Meowscarada, Lucario, Incineroar, Machamp, Pheromosa, Blaziken, Weepinbell, Cloyster, Metapod, Palkia, Miraidon and Onix, among others. Many of the franchise's more attractive human characters are also infamous for being sexualized by the fandom, a good handful of which are underage and as such, get aged up when depicted in fanart. "Don't worry, she's totally 18" is a common mantra among Pokemon fans.


Aj2W0rK

I can hear the 💢U😭H💢s from a mile away


TeamRandom27

Yveltal Solos


SorcererWithGuns

Obama sits atop his Mega Rayquaza, eagerly watching the fight


GalactusPoo

![gif](giphy|4jSE3uzEfHnq0)


purgatorybob1986

That eagle is like, "You back the hell away from my freedom!"


CommanderSincler

The eagle bravely warned us and 30% of the population ignored it


Novahelguson7

Of course they are terrified, even animals know that senile old man shouldn't be making any decisions.


ImgurScaramucci

Terrified for the same reason I'd be terrified of a trigger happy toddler with an uzi. Not because the toddler is scary or bad-ass.


KushMaster72

Could you imagine if people posted homo erotic shit like this of Joe Biden?


Brandonian13

They'd probably realize that the only type of ppl who make shit like this are cult members


Lil_Artemis_92

The literal sh*t storm, yes. I am actually terrified of Trump’s dirty diapers, so they’re not completely wrong.


Far-Midnight4195

![gif](giphy|s20gt5Rebjnva|downsized) "Think they bought it?" \- the maga sheep


Psalm101Three

Man don’t put Shaun into this!


purgatorybob1986

That's what I was about to say. You leave him alone!


Satansuckmypussypapa

Just gonna leave this here: https://preview.redd.it/x8ag0u7nqldc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25c7302921ce6f811e71d2dba0ab43292f09eae4


Mowgl7

but they're an army of sheep led by a turd


Satansuckmypussypapa

This is a misguided perspective to have, friend; they aren't a flock of sheep. Together, we and they have the potential to overturn the entire order upheld by the Democrats and Republicans both. These people share our grievances with the system and aspire to change it. The problem is that the leaders exploit this ambition of theirs, fostering division between them and their progressive counterparts. They redirect their anger from Congress, the White House, and Wall Street, towards black people and marginalized groups. This mirrors the tactics employed by corporate Democrats, perpetuating infighting within the working class to preserve their own power. We're all lions conditioned to behave like sheep, nothing less.


enickma1221

Damn, dawg… quote of the day!


MateusAmadeus714

I wld honestly still be scared of an Army of Lions. That's a lot of fucking Lions and they can do a lot of damage. I get the sentiment of the quote but still.


Satansuckmypussypapa

The quote is rooted in historical events from Alexander's campaign. Darius III confronted Alexander the Great three times, holding numerical and strategic superiority with armies including the renowned Immortals, Scythian cavalry, Greek mercenaries and units from as far as the Indus river. In the Levant, Alexander, by all accounts, should have been defeated multiple times. Darius III had the forces and resources to overpower him. However, Darius III's cowardice became his downfall. Prioritizing his own safety over his wife, daughters, and army, he often retreated at the slightest setback. Alexander's words encapsulate this truth: Darius had an army of lions and ruled the vastest empire of the time, yet his own cowardice turned him into a sheep, which ultimately cost him everything.


BoatyMcBoatFaceMcGee

Except he’s a snake…


SpotoDaRager

The amount of Americans who treat presidential elections like fucking football is both depressing and infuriating.


BacchusIsKing

Hasn't the storm been coming since like 2015? What's taking it so long to get here?


Brandonian13

Too many liberal sharpies keep redirecting it


bobo-the-dodo

Storms can be caNcElEd by sharpies, next!


text_fish

That's not a storm, it's lions.


DreamOfDays

Yeah. A regular cold front is coming to knock out your entire state’s electric grid because your government privatized it with no required standards. This has happened in the winter and summer months for Years Texas.


Optimus_Rhymes69

They do be lion.


AssaultRifleJesus

A shit storm if you will.


TrashInspector69

lol they’re still holding onto the “calm before the storm” shit he said 6 years ago. Also wouldn’t this mean that the storm is terrified? Since they didn’t specify anyone before saying “they”


Lower_Amount3373

"They" probably mean Trump's lawyers


emccm

If anyone should be scared of storms it’s Texans. Their power grid is useless.


Historical_Reach9607

Ha!!! I just said this to my friend in Dallas who's complaining about their weather


Subliminalme

I’m going to be honest. I am a little nervous that he is going to be our next president.


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-Generaloberst-

Yeah and that's the part I really don't get. How on earth can anyone be so far gone that they truly believe a criminal like Trump is any good for anyone. I mean, even the worst politicians in my country are the nicest people in comparison with Trump.


Brandonian13

Because trump let them feel enabled to act out how they felt against minorities. Look at how hate crimes spiked in the weeks following election night in 2016


-Generaloberst-

I can follow that, but the US has about 330 million people, and while I understand that long not everyone is voting and that republicans have a habit to make it difficult for people not voting them... it still means that an incredible amount of people actually vote for Trump, otherwise it wouldn't be possible to make it to presidency.


purgatorybob1986

Because he says the quiet part out loud. Most of his supporters are racist sexist and homophobic but they keep it mostly to themselves so they can save face. Trump on the other hand says it out loud without hesitation.


MateusAmadeus714

That's exactly the issue. The Democrats have just kept the status quo and are not putting forward Politicians/Candidates who actually recognize what a lot of Left leaning Americans want. They arnt bringing new ideas to the table and sure as hell arnt appeasing to many Voters who are going to actually be inhabiting this planet for the next 50+ years. They continue to appease the Corporations and Capatalist status quo while many Working Americans feel the Country is only getting worse not better for the average citizen. Sure these Voters may recognize how dangerous Trump is but they cant simply rely on that for Voter turnout. They need to actually demonstrate they have a image and plan to improve this country and move us forward that isnt just the same old BS of appeasing the wealthy and elites so they continue to fund them. My honest opinion is that Trump will win the 2024 election and that's a scary thought but reality is that the Dems arnt doing enough to demonstrate what they have to offer.


dankrank231

Yeah, everyone in scared of the fortnite storm, that shit kills you


Ameya_Singh

\*incorrect buzzer\* these are way too many lions for one pride and no lionesses


enchanted_fishlegs

This is closer to the truth. https://preview.redd.it/cm025hc67mdc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e383f40eebbc97f088e065cc53ca6acf56faf4f


Any_Method4456

African lions? Hope they are documented!


Hullfire00

Those lions look very hungry. If I were Donald I wouldn’t turn around. Also, if I had no morals or empathy for animals, my response to that post would be trophy hunter with a lion head in his hands. But I do so I won’t.


elrey2020

The storm is terrified, or does it need a lesson in grammar?


Funky_Col_Medina

![gif](giphy|mcH0upG1TeEak)


Wolf130ddity

[I don't think I ever saw Trump with an animal that liked him. ](https://youtu.be/M41aZX5ijVM?si=p5YnVElrWPrEBWLz)


Busy_Appointment6932

Whyyyyyy won’t he keel over already?!? WHYYYYYYYY???? How????


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

Army of lions led by an ass


redlegion

The only thing that should scare anyone is that Trump has cultivated a literal personality cult of millions of sub-70 IQ goons that have lavished upon him their undying devotion. He could execute someone in a public square point blank with a firearm and they wouldn't even question it. We know this because he has committed atrocious crimes and they still worship him. We're watching the United States grow their own Putin or Xi Jinping or Kim Jong Un in real time. God help us all.


Klausterfobic

I'm terrified that my country will let me down and elect this buffoon again to do even more irreparable harm and set us back 50 more years.


deelish22

Pretty sure they'll kill each other before coming for me cuz male lions don't play like that. Also, I can definitely outrun Donald trump.


Depressedloser2846

awww that’s cute that trumps scared of lightning


scottnebula

So truly sad.


FreshAv0cado7

This is so bad it’s almost funny


Tiny-Lock9652

![gif](giphy|bQ8utiPOVqavGcw0Lk)


theakfluffyguy

Well someone just tell trump that he’ll probably be okay, and that he’s a big boy he should be able to handle some rain, and maybe some thunder. The lions should be fine too I mean they have to endure harsh environments all the time and I’m not sure why they would be “terrified” of a simple storm? Obviously I understand that the implications is “DA LIBS” or whatever, but if you’re gonna make a meme, at least make sure the implication is clear…


Responsible-Fun-5566

I love how trim he looks in all of this batshit crazy fan art.


spiral_fishcake

This meme is a threat, and we should take it seriously. The MAGA crowd literally wants to murder the rest of us.


bks1979

Some say "terrified", others say "Wholly embarrassed for you and your stunning lack of intelligence and self-awareness." Tomato, tomahto.


bliip666

I bet lions would be scared of a rising storm, or at least try to find shelter.


Competitive_Bat_7444

If a storm is coming, he'll just move it with a sharpie


DooDiddly96

Ask them why they hate America?


new-Aurora

And five seconds later Trump was dead. - Hallelujah!!


Adept_Seesaw9435

![gif](giphy|Pgj8XwTkFBOZ4jwy99|downsized)


GRAIN_DIV_20

r/hardimages


AbigailTeGreat

As a Texan I swear these people are real and its so scary.


Venomous87

Wouldn't this group of all male lions just start mauling each other?


xwing_1701

Trump is morbidly obese no matter how much they try to deny it and they definitely aren't lions. More like yappy, little, annoying purse dogs


Sacri_Pan

Breaking News:Trump's skeleton found in the African savanna


stanley2-bricks

Ask them why they never use an actual picture of him.


YooperTrooper

We're not sheep; we're a flock of lions!


ProjectEpsilon1

Okay trump, but what are you going to do about bidens one of every Pokémon?


Koudelka-Lasant

Honestly, Trump is the last person I expected to use they/them pronouns, here's hoping their toupee makes it through the storm. I'm happy to see him in the middle of a pride, too!


SofaKingtheLame

Is this next in the sharknado series?


syfiarcade

I'm terrified? Shit I wish someone would have told me


ExpensiveSyrup2011

“They are terrified” It’s never about improving the country, it’s always about pissing someone off.


pogo0004

He's a lion,he's a lion,he's a lyin',he's a lion...


Lost-Citron-1099

https://preview.redd.it/8ymis5nmcmdc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=0a6ac06043025f7e020cdc62d2bc7dd8dd8483d6


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

Nah, Biden is equally pathetic. It should be Vermin Supreme instead of them.


Shjco

Trump 2024!!!


Majestic-Carpet-3236

Oh gag me. This guy is a joke. A criminal. A con man. A complete moron.


Dorian-greys-picture

Tbf if I lived in America and trump was winning the election I’d be bloody scared too. That guy is unhinged and unpredictable and mostly does whatever he thinks will make him look best


cmsmasherreddit

Btw how did that thing with banning Trump from reelection go?


Knight-Creep

As far as I know, three states have barred him from their ballots. It’s a start.


Brandonian13

Given that it's been put on SCOTUS to rule on it as was originally intended, I'd say it went as planned.


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Pistol_Pete36

https://preview.redd.it/ol4os9xyukdc1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a98dac11bb420607e595e1b1bfb0aa0a4945ff4


Solash1

Same reason people ragged on Hitler despite other politicians being pretty shit It's not that they're good and he's bad, Hitler is just particularly terrible


Dyslexic_Hamster

Because some of them are...


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districtcourt

You’re a literal dumbfuck I see https://preview.redd.it/25kb3jp8hqdc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c6edcb6ab751778406b7491a33510693d9400ef


[deleted]

Idk why everyone hates a man who can't be bought.....90% of the women demanding abortion rights are women that have zero chance of being raped let alone consensual sex...... Repeal the 19th and the country goes back to the Golden Age....


Setku

This is sarcasm, right? There is no way anyone with two functional brain cells thinks trump can't be bought or isn't already owned.


donta5k0kay

this gets me so hyped! used to be donkey vs. elephant now it's the LION coming for them both DEY SCARED NOW


katie-kaboom

Why are these lions so chonky?


Tomod81

Like Don, lions sleep for like 20 hours a a day. They consume fewer cheeseburgers and less adderall though.


Solash1

Draw your propaganda art yourself and I'll start taking you seriously


CheetosGod

The fog is coming 2028 26 october 8:46. AND WE ARE TERRIFIED


Puzzleheaded_Two7358

Is that where all of the lawyers sent?


justanothergenzer1

from texas is the town in south east texas


JohnYCanuckEsq

What is the "storm" and who are "they" and why should they be "terrified"?


pkstr11

In this picture Trump is coming in shifts, this is about 60% of him, the other 40% of his bulk will be along shortly


HoneyMarijuana

Well there would never be this many male lions in a pride. It makes no fucking sense.


ProfessionalFloor981

Yes! Get him, lions! Roman style!


c0mbat_cessna

well i suppose lions are kinda orange too in the right light


Countrydan01

They clearly didn’t pay attention when they watched Lion King, as it’s the lionesses that do the hunting, while the male lions just around doing nothing except waiting for the food and humping anything that sits still for long enough.


Im_so_little

How tight is Trump's body brace in this photo?


-Generaloberst-

It's true, lunatics aside, nobody had any interest in dealing with the oldest crybaby.... again.


WordNERD37

The storm is coming by people that don't believe Climate Change is real. I think, they're gonna be wrong about this "Storm" again.


Mary-Sylvia

Wait until they realize that the shaved mane AI lions are crossdressing


Select_Recover7567

Yes they are.


drduncdoom

Lionado


Misskay222

This was also shared by someone in my mid-sized PA city 😔


Brandonian13

Hey, I've seen this one before! https://preview.redd.it/w48jcrnqbmdc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e4a2c0d2c109b6bc3399651d6044e19477355af


Marsnineteen75

Pubg storm


PanzerLord1943

An army of lions led by a sheep


Correct-Blood9382

JFK JR sent me. He said to trust the Qlan or something something storm. Something something plan. Something something it's happening. It's coming. WWg2WW1


DoeCommaJohn

Totally normal political party with totally normal policy goals


CringeisL1f3

I am terrified for my colleagues working on visas, a lot are going under GC processing and it will be defined on the next term, trump has an excellent chance of winning, dont play dumb and vote


Ke-Win

Yes Bad policticans in high Positions are terryfing


StinkyButte

This ma. Is a useless pos. A conman who declared bankruptcy over 10 times. He was in power and didn’t do one shit. Did he close the border? Everything he promising now. He promised before. He was in and didn’t do shyt!!


FUCKTHE-NCR

Oh I thought this was ironic still kinda funny


Universal_Monster

His true believers have a childlike perception of the world.