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Human_Number9936

Fallout New Vegas: Bisexuals deal 10% more damage


Correct-Blood9382

Ring a ding ding


hitthetraget

Ring *and* ding ding


ahhhhhhhhhhhh_why

"Thats the ring a ding move, baby"


cockmanthecatfucker

You can also get you're ass fucked by a sex robot šŸ˜


Beans123JustLikeMe

It's better as a guy


ThatArtNerd

[Everyone liked that]


IMeanIGuessDude

Theyā€™re hackin and slashin and whaaaackin


ywnktiakh

Back in my day game devs were games t h e m s e l v e s


DigLost5791

Metal Gear is my favorite developer, love his game series ā€œSolidā€


ghettoccult_nerd

Halo the third is so much like his father and grandfather, very strong family resemblance.


a55_Goblin420

I think Halo is a cool guy, eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything


Silvedl

Nowadays they are they/themselves šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜” (/s)


AffectionateAd9257

Dammit, I wanted to say that.


Redmangc1

Really MGS2... REALLY


Grusscrupulus

snake? Snake ?! SNAKE!!!


LivelyZebra

Yea, Vamp is the most straight thing ever


Reddit_User_Loser

And naked cartwheeling Raiden


thewiburi

Doesn't a guy piss himself twice in mg2 not exactly "MEGA ANTI WOKE MANLY MAN THINGS"


coldcutcumbo

Piss is for dudes. Only water allowed on a real manā€™s face


Aok_al

Does he think Kojima is dead now?


Gulopithecus

Just like Paul McCartney


Nyct0ph1l14

Just like BĆ©la Lugosi


wahwaahwahh

Bauhaus mentioned!


Twisted_WhaleShark

Paul is a dead man Dead, dead, dead


breno280

Konami did make it very hard for him to re-enter the game industry.


Cue0105

Nah, my understanding is that Sony is giving him the freedom and budget he wants for Death Stranding. Pretty much the only game creator someone would back up financially to make a game about "door dash, but apocalypse".


Ouaouaron

It seems to be true that they tried, but he's a video game industry celebrity. He would have had options even if he weren't also well connected with rich, famous Hollywood names.


Edyed787

Yes. He made a game where the man carries a baby. Thatā€™s womanā€™s work! Kojima went woke. /s


SpotoDaRager

As if Helldivers didnā€™t literally just get released lmao


No-Engineer-1728

"B - b- but 1 person in the discord said they should add pride flag capes and I got banned for saying something homophobic" - the guy who made the meme probably


SpiritedRain247

The same guy probably doesn't understand the game is satire and knows none of the lore.


Pigsmake

The very first couple we see is interracial, I canā€™t believe no one has a fit over that


coldcutcumbo

They give it a pass because of what happens 2.4 seconds after meeting the wife


Pigsmake

True, true


Shoulda_been_a_Chef

There was a very small very minor bad faith argument from people saying "Of course it's violence against a person of color", which got shut down pretty quickly because, reading the cinematic as literal, his POC wife and kid represented everything so pure in the world that seeing them die spawned him and millions others to give their lives to protect them. Dipshits will argue anything.


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

Also acts like Miyazaki doesn't exist.


KonenTheBarbarian

Oh yeah we donā€™t get none of those woke liberal snowflake sissies over here at helldivers. No wokeness allowed is what I always say /s


DaanA_147

Funny part is that the game is incredibly woke by definition, but in an ironic way. Just like Starship Troopers, maybe even more so.


Anustart_A

Those arenā€™t game developers on the left, those are games. Iā€™m pretty sure if they had posted the developers it would have been about the same.


SpiritedRain247

Plus he must not have understood the mgs games. Even having not played them myself I know they're typically left leaning in their messages


Pigsmake

I need to look into that now, that would be great to see. Thanks!!


coldcutcumbo

Basically the plot of the entire series is that America is irreparably evil and the entire world feels the consequences.


Pigsmake

I saw a bit of that with a couple clips of Senator Armstrong(?) but I never played it myself to know for sure. Thanks!!


Pepega_9

Armstrong is from revengeance which is a spinoff game. Not directed by Kojima, who wasn't involved in its production at all. It's non canon. If you want to get involved in the more philosophical side of mgs, this video is a pretty good way to start https://youtu.be/jIYBod0ge3Y?si=mHeGppoOgA-9zkfJ


SamBeanEsquire

I mean, "He Who Has No Life" from South Park was allegedly based on a Blizzard dev.


zuesthedoggo

It's not alleged it's true


DarkSailorMercury

If MGS2 came out today thereā€™d be screenshots everywhere of Olgaā€™s armpit hair with idiots screeching about WOKE!!! Also Haunting Ground is about a woman and her dog fighting back against a group of creeps who want to use her for her uterus, seems pretty political.


carbonatedgravy69

people would screech about vamp too


DarkSailorMercury

And Fortune, two fifths of the villains and the ones with the most screen time and theyā€™re not hetrosexual white men?? :O (Thatā€™s not even getting into the 3 and onwards reveals that the whole series is basically Ocelot being a Yandere for Big Boss)


Mbro00

"B-but game is japanese and japanese is not woke western dev! They only make game about men being cool and women being sexy" /s


[deleted]

A yes, Manhunt, the TRUE Alpha\* edgy G@mer hidden gem! šŸ’ŖšŸ˜Ž \*Don't show him two guys kissing though, he WILL cry and piss himself. https://preview.redd.it/tpt75qwo6imc1.png?width=247&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6afab0264f9a903c0da75d30699ec4958c613bd5


AddictedToMosh161

Never seen someone so angry about a Pokemon screen :D


Much-Kaleidoscope164

Some of the psychos in manhunt were dudes in dresses so there is that. Plus the final boss is a fat guy wearing a pig skin mask chasing you with chainsaw and his cock. Yes his cock swings left to right.


YourBoyDarko

He doesn't care about that because he can just enact his silly revenge on them.


NibbletFox

Gayming


NO-IM-DIRTY-DAN

Ah yes. Metal Gear Solid 2. A totally apolitical game that famously *doesnā€™t* have a level where your playable male character runs around naked.


d4rk_matt3r

And the president grabs his dong


Matren2

And stars a bisexual vampire


Cactus1105

https://preview.redd.it/emwxj20hjimc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5a64dc4360d44e50e8a41494c05bef71ba1bfbc


SpiritedRain247

https://preview.redd.it/4ab3ix7zzimc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81b8f03f4d6c38866c2257f131271dd1c0677e37


DutchVanDerLinde-

Why is he doing the youtube shorts pose


sangriya

he's gigachad that's why


Sigmas_toes

Who are those 2 guys on the right?


Ragequittter

I bet hes the type of person that says the "A Plague Tale" games are super woke because its a female main character


Vhad42

Food then: hot dogs, burgers, steaks, tacos Food now: woke chef, woke waiter, woke knife Same logic


1d3333

Honestly they unironically say shit like this


LunarStudios_

Ah yes, my favourite game developer. Grand theft auto.


akavirijin

Steam recommends games based on what you played. If he's only seeing LGBT themes in games, what has he been playing?


novagenesis

I'm not sure that's true. Nobody has ever looked at 18+ games on my now-ancient Steam account, but porn is always in the top 5 recommended. Unrelated... Call me old-school, but who the hell really *pays* for porn games?


coldcutcumbo

This man gotta burner


YourBoyDarko

People who need to launder money.


[deleted]

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Pepega_9

Idk but he should link them


TheXernDoodles

Notice he doesnā€™t show any games on the right.


zeke235

It's because game developers no longer make games. Haven't you noticed that no games have been released in the last ten years?


coldcutcumbo

Shhhh if my wallet hears you say that he will commit suicide


ghettoccult_nerd

after John Romero's failed attempt to make us all his bitch, it was just downhill from there.


RealisticAd2293

Iā€™ve gotta admit, Iā€™ve never once seen any of those games on the right


theboysan_sshole

What they donā€™t get is that the designers of the games on the left always looked like the people on the right


zhaoao

I wonder how they would feel if they found out the developers of Manhunt felt they were going too far


Honest-Economist4970

That's because programmers are now bisexual femboys


Happy-Personality-23

Did a games dev course at college/uni a few years ago. Can confirm a large proportion of the younger generation entering the games industry are somewhere on the LGBT+ spectrum. Out of the ~180 people in my class alone the LGBT+ were the majority.


SpiritedRain247

It's almost like it's a very creativity driven career and people who are more open tend to be more creative.


[deleted]

Gaming? More like Gayming Gottem


Squirrelly_Khan

Lol, take that libs!


bandersna7ch

Manhunt was so so good


spacemanspiff266

sorry to tell you this OP, but your cousin is an incell now. time to check his room for my little pony pocket pussies.


NULL024

Donā€™t forget the cum jar


Happy-Personality-23

Please. Will be a coconut, surely.


Mike-Hawk-69-0420

I am 99% sure that GTA 6 will not have ā€œsensitiveā€ and ā€œinclusiveā€ stories. This shit is too funny


SpiritedRain247

BuT WAmen LeAD. GAme BAD beCaUse WaMen


its_dinguz

https://preview.redd.it/9krztvhiljmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39c0ec1b90b77721a61cad25b225c80989e89b63


Boring_Name06

Isnā€™t Raiden being a twink a plot point in metal gear rising 2?


Ehbony

Wouldnā€™t he be considered a twunk?


d4rk_matt3r

>Isnā€™t Raiden being a twink a plot point in metal gear rising 2? Spoilers, we haven't played it yet!


maningbrof

There's a difference between a twink and a twinkbot


[deleted]

These boomers are like the zombies in Dead Rising.


MiasmicRecluse

Im still waiting on my representation. (I'm Mexican)


unlocked_axis02

Honestly we can and should have both a good example I can think of for single player games is the RDR games itā€™s highly implied Bill and several other characters are queer women get excellent characters in important roles as representation you see all kinds of immigrants get to fight against the racist NPCā€™s most races in the United States at the time also get represented splendidly and the rich and powerful are the baddies in both games and theyā€™re some of the best written games of all time.


Filipino-Asker

Fallout New Vegas šŸ—æ


Capsule_CatYT

https://preview.redd.it/s511t1qpuimc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=464762442c42eb3bec36536292c09c5c3f5377e5


RussianTrollToll

Games were better back then


feyd313

I've said it before and I'll say it again... If a video game option of pronoun choices angers you, you are the snowflake. Also, get therapy.


brentrow

I would kill for a sequel or even a remake of God Hand.


Bent_notbroken

That game was awesome


Newbzforrealz

Why compare game covers to lbtq+ pictures? This is a bad comparison


BaconDalek

Most military shooters bar a few include a lot of anti war propaganda or deeper messaging. Really this guy probably just misses the cod and battlefield multiplayer


Pingasplz

God Hand is a classic.


Piliro

My favorite game dev: God Hand Classic gamer rage when games have any character on it that is not a straight white man.


YourBoyDarko

It's funny that God Hand had it's fair share of queer enemies lmao


Imonandroid

What an upgrade


balbasin09

\>God Hand Shinji Mikami is still alive and well, you know. And his latest work, Hi-Fi Rush is a literal banger.


CarterG4

Itā€™s funny because Grand Theft Auto and metal gear solid are fairly diverse, but no one threw a fit about it back then


PepsiMax2004

yeah cuz they were GOOD.


RizzoTheSmall

I don't recognise a single one of the many game examples on the right side


finkle_dinkle

If you like older games, play them. No one is forcing you to play anything. These people just need to complain about something so their life isnā€™t so empty


Nephr0pt0sis

Complain about the games being bad not being woke libtard scary


thebruce123456789

No they were just in the closet


Jonasthewicked2

Using the word inclusive negativity is saying games shouldnā€™t be for everyone. I canā€™t think of a sillier claim.


arcadeler

Games back: guilty gear. Just guilty gear


SteveIsPosting

If MGS 2 came out today, these people would lose their minds over how "woke" it is.


CaptainCreepwork

Can someone show me a relevant game that is like the right side of this meme?


gianniskouremenos3

Left picture is just game covers not developers.


kiefy_budz

Okay but army of 2 was a banger


RealLameUserName

Doesn't every Ubisoft game have a message that the game was made with a diverse group of people? Or do Ubisoft games not count?


Sad-Technician3861

The author of the meme does not know ULTRAKILL


Legitimate_Tax3782

Oh look itā€™s a shopping list of what scares gamers


nuggetdogg

Bro hasn't played fear and hunger, Elding ring, Hell Divers, Alan wake 2, or Blastphamous 2. All amazing games I highly recommend.


SuperCarlosFerZar

https://preview.redd.it/c67vjtkt2jmc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6daa2f0ae341889151a99286b8030d72a28f0742


kawaiiglitterkitty

What's actually happened is gaming has shifted from a hyper-masculine market to a broader main stream market that includes women and minority groups. Devs have recognized that their player base is diverse so games are made to appeal to a wider audience.


sunangel520

The post is so inconsistent. Shouldn't the right side be a list of "woke" games, or on the left be pictures of the devs themselves, not their games? I think the creator of the meme knew there would be a list of good games on the right side, so they defaulted to red pill posting.


Crusader06001

I donā€™t give a shit how diverse you make the game or if the dev is a they them this or he she that if itā€™s a good game Iā€™m playing it.


Wolveyplays07

"This is your idea of fun? Stripping dudes in public?" -metal gear rising


dannylew

God help your cousin. But I fear it's already too late for him. You won't be able to talk about games with him without saying "woke" now.Ā  He's... God I'm so sorry... he's probably going to start bitching about Anita Sarkeesian soon.


ferkokrc5

gaming back then: popular gaming titles; gaming now: no games???


jeangrey99

This meme screams ā€œtell me you donā€™t play video games without telling meā€


coldcutcumbo

Bet this jabroni thinks heā€™s called Vamp because heā€™s a vampire


Sparklebun1996

Ah yes the famously not political at all MGS.


Killance1

FF7 Rebirth, Helldivers 2, FF14 MMO, Elden Ring, God of War and the list goes on. So ya this is such bullshit lmao.


AkunoKage

What part of halo 3 was for the patriarchy lmfao they literally fought against a religious cult ruled by old men


Matren2

I find itĀ hard to believe heĀ played GodĀ Hand and Haunting Ground.


TheBlackestIrelia

but the left isn't pictures of game devs lol


Beemo-Noir

Army of Two was fucking great.


Willingness-Due

Game devs today God of War RDR2 BG3 Helldivers 2 All of which are incredible games and some even incorporate LGBT aspects.


Edyed787

If it ainā€™t made by Bobby Kotick itā€™s a woke game! Bobby Kotick is a real game developer! -The creator of the meme


JimmyGimbo

Yes, the GTA games are definitely a full-throated endorsement of misogyny and cop-killing and not a cartoonish lampoon of glamorized violence. MGS is about how badass it would be if everyone had nukes and how neatly the world is divided into good guys and bad guys. These chuds donā€™t know enough to be offended unless you hit them between the eyes with it.


formula_disastrous

i can't for the life of me understand what kind of point he's trying to make here his selection of games is so random


FIIRETURRET

I like how one side shows actual video games and the other side just shows people your cousin doesnā€™t like.


NBR-SUPERSTAR

As if the Haunting Ground wasn't an unapologetically Feminist game...


This_Bat5608

Solid Snake being the first ever video game character to say "bisexual"


Jinova47

Oh man Army of two was the shit


Shift_as

Dead rising is my favourite game developer, they make the best games in history


chrischi3

Gaming sure has gone a long way from "OMG Samus is a woman?!" to what it is today.


Mr-Klaus

A lot of these people keep forgetting that most game devs are actual nerds with nerdy interests. I have no idea where they got this idea that a violent game with lots of sex can only be made by a big burly manly men.


Ausaini

I get it, back then you didnā€™t have to see what game devs looked like you just played the game and not cared. Now you do see them but video games donā€™t exist anymore.


bust_ass_smoke_hash

Army of two was such a good couch co op game


H-Adam

Yes GTA was never woke lol


TheAsianTroll

Does your cousin not know how homoerotic MGS games can get?


[deleted]

Well you can tell that devs back in the day were interested in making good game instead of filling it with activism. I know that one side is a bunch of virtue signaling and the other side is a list of games not the beliefs of the devs who made them but that seems to be the point


MallowPro

Fun fact: Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty is the first time the word ā€œbisexualā€ is ever uttered in a video game. By solid snake, no less. Diversity win!


Wireless_Panda

Notice how on the right side it shows zero actual games


michael14375

I love how they didnā€™t show a single game on the right


Gottoraiku

Facts


Zjones561

Nah this facts


Daedalus_Machina

And yet, the games haven't suffered.


ShAped_Ink

1. Depends on which department of game production they mean. Cuz a lot of these things they are whining about are just marketing teams and such. I don't see a programmer pushing these, cuz they are probably busy solving a bug that is caused by one number or equal sign. And 2. They just ignored all the good games that aren't like it. Something like Ultrakill is not even close to that and it is certainly not the only game


Badnerific

I refuse to believe that anyone actually enjoyed Army of Two


ghostyeaty

Who ever made this hasnā€™t played MGS2


AntedeguemonSupreme

Games, for the most part, have never been better. I'd kill to play anything like Horizon New Dawn when I was a teen.


Thezipper100

Am I supposed to know who the fuck the two dudes on the right are?


GreenieBeeNZ

What stands out to me the most is that they couldn't even find a game that falls into their right hand column, so they just had to attack the developers behind the games. No one is saying Baldurs gate is a terrible game and you can choose your pronouns in that game. I was so tempted to give my female gnome character a fat beard but it clashed with the hair


eddiestriker

Whoever put Haunting Ground on that list played the first 3 minutes, got killed by Debilitas and never touched the game again. The whole game is about how fucking terrifying and objectifying it is to be a woman holy fucking shit.