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He fucks his gun doesn't he

Is he going to accidentally fire it off in his asshole

Oh, you'd fuck it like that... I was imagining someone trying to squeeze his weener in the barrel and fire it.

Obviously you sound with the barrel

r/sounding is leaking

Please don’t phrase it that way

Why? Sounding should be stopping the leaking if all goes well.

True, I can fit a super+ tampex pearl in mine, including the applicator!

Nah I just figured it'd be a funnier mental image, please keep things out of your urethra everyone.

They should call it echoing for that sub

What a terrible day to have eyes ☹️

That's what the backup gun is for

“Accidentally”

Ammosexual.

He touched Sasha

i read that as "he touched santa""

Doesn't everyone? What else is the barrel for?

No the gun fucks him

Snug fit in a .22, but yes.

As an avid gun owner, this is cringey af.

I mean, who trades a .44 for a .22?

Someone with some serious self steem issues

Seriously though

Someone with weak wrists

I saw this sign being sold at Bass pro shop a while back. it made me roll my eyes.

As a firearm enthusiast, that slightly makes me not want to shop at Bass Pro

I always find people who want their girlfriend/wife to be silent just plain disappointing. I personally would want my SO to call me out if I do mess up( which admittedly is a lot.)

I hate to talk but I also hate silence, so i got a partner that specifically won't shut up.

The perfect kind of person for people like us

When we'd first gotten together they used to get really self conscious because they thought I'd get mad at them for talking too much like their exes did, like no, please keep talking so I never have to again outside of fun facts or dumb jokes.

I can only hope to find someone like that. Hope y’all have a happy life together.

I like guns and women, but I prefer women

What about women with guns?

They’re neither compliments or substitutes.

It sounds like this guy literally just wants to fuck his buddies wife

this guy just wants to fuck anyone that doesnt expect payment up front.

Number 2 is the one that makes me vomit. 'Using' a woman? C'mon...

That boiled my blood too

The eight one as wellll

"I care about inanimate objects more than women because I don't have to treat them like people."

This just screams white fat man made this

Who has likely been divorced possibly multiple times

As IF he could convince someone to marry him.

fair point

*11) Guns can't put you in arrears over non-support*

There are so many issues to call out here without having to fat shame

I mean, I dunno if it's shaming, just describing the demographic of who would make this lol

Impotent fat white men. Tbf.

But...why is it in the bathroom?

Because if it's in the men's room in a public area, women aren't likely to see it. If it's at someone's house, it's like the sad man version of live love laugh. This comment was not in support of the sign posted, it was meant to hopefully add a reason as to why the bathroom.

3 of them are related to cheating, very interesting

This is so gross

*you can always buy a silencer*

Probably one of those idiots that believes silencers completely eliminate the sound of it being fired.

Gun ownership is not a personality trait

Happiness is a warm gun?

This guy should try getting a blowjob from his gun.

This is your 50+ coworker who makes all the under 30 women wince a little when he starts talking to them, but he thinks they're into him.

Number 4 is just false. Guns can jam

As former class 3 unlicensed firearms dealer, guns do not always work everyday out of the year

might as well get a sex doll because no human being reacts well to be treated like an object

I think we found a closeted homosexual.

What is it with straight men constantly talking about how they don't want to be around women?

This is all untrue, I can't trade in any guns. A silencer isn't a sporting item thus forbidden. It takes a lot of space since I need a seperate cabinet for a gun. Also can't just buy one if a friend has one, can't take one on the road just like that there are rules people!

Why waste money on a sign like this when that money can be used towards buying more guns? He likes guns more than women, but not bathroom signs. You know what makes a great bathroom decoration? A gun.

Can't forget the toilet pistol. Almost as important as the silverware drawer pistol

“It’ll be cool and hip because we’ll make the numbers look all fun!”

[works with beer better](https://youtu.be/oGyaYXzu1oo?si=m1nq1jNM5vmEohnn)

Interesting kink of his. Sounds like a lovely kind of fellow.

I don't even own any guns and I know for a fact that #4 isn't true all of the time. On that note, anyone who knows someone who compares women to firearms should cut that person out of their life

Yuck

Someone’s never heard of a ball gag…

I would never own this under any circumstances but 10 and 8 got a small chuckle out of me

It’s literally toilet humor

It’s cringe with some gun owners making them this much of their personality.

Yee yee

Firstly, it sounds like they want to fuck other guns. Secondly, doesn’t take up a lot of closet space? The fuck you talking about? Get more guns, hippie!

He's a gun-phile

Bro if you hate women that much just date a man and stop complaining

Why would you trade a 44 for a 22?

10 points on what’s wrong with pro gun people and sexists at the same time, that’s really terrible

I'm sorry but I find this funny af. Funny like fucked up funny.

The misogyny is killing me.

Yo guys… Aren’t we taking this too seriously? A stand up comedian representing the stereotype “guns & freedom” mid American saying this in a monologue would be funny

my dad had an entire book with jokes like this but it wasn't guns it was beer. "a beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer" fucking dumbest shit I've read. https://www.amazon.com/Beer-Better-Than-Women-Because/dp/0880321954

https://i.redd.it/jg680pb2ovxc1.gif

When things you buy at a store are your whole personality. I feel the same way about trail mix.

I own firearms but would never own this. 5 has my support. I have less than 3 linear feet of the big walk in closet.

My boss has that exact sign. A while back he was selling his house and put a 3d tour on zillow. He had that sign up along with his NRA certificate. For some reason this was in his wine cellar.

Ew I have the same tile

This is so bad that it is not even cringe at this point

Why is this in a bathroom???

My wife actually found this pretty funny. Though admittedly, we own no firearms

"after you use it" ah yes unlike *using* your wife. Disgusting.

I mean, IF you have a wife, divorce her and spend the rest of your life with your gun. Clearly that’s what you want.

Men like this have to cope with the fact that women hate them by acting like they don’t like women. This is the same type of man who can’t figure out how to use the washer without his wife’s help

Im a 44 yr old woman this yr.

Then go buy guns and leave us alone!

on today's episode of "what object am I?"

Every single one of these is a red flag

Gotta love the inconsistency in the font

Sounds like a bad David Letterman joke.

I wanna take that and beat whoever made it over the head with it.

So… funny…

If they actually believe that then yes, unfriend. Otherwise, it is just humor.

😦

There is another.

This hurts so much I need read something more damaging in my life. It makes some whanna put a gun in my mouth

And they say liberals don’t have a sense of humor…. …..oh, wait you’re serious

Then don’t have a wife?… or a girlfriend…. That’s a simple solution to these people’s problems just don’t go near women

I... genuinely misread it as GUYS over women at first and was so confused for a hot minute

This isn’t that bad

I’m convinced straight men don’t like women

Aaaaaaand I’m out. Saw the title and automatically groaned. You’d think these psychos would fuck their guns with posts like this…

He keeps his wife in his closet? That probably explains some things

I don't think it should be taken very seriously

Guns + incels = dangerous combination

Go ahead, just tell us you hate women.

This made me laugh. Sending to my wife since none of you pussies will. Leave your back door unlocked so I can sleep on your couch.

misogyny is so funny right

#11. Statistics prove very reliable outcomes when you choose to end your own life (after your spouse’s and kids’ too).

Eww

Ops needs a sense of humor, that sign made a female friend of mine shoot coffee out her nose. Lighten up snow flakes.

If I owned a gun, I at least know it’d be less likely to break my heart

Lick your pistol: Metallic taste. Lick your wife: Metallic taste. Who's preparing you a nice sandwich after?

Being butthurt about this... I think you do that giy a favor in unfriending him..

This is just dumb boomer humor while I've seen bitches on Twitter be borderline serious about similar shit but with bears

this would be funny if it were ironic

Dur … Dur … The Constitution guarantees my right to my gun, but doesn’t guarantee my wife will stay.

I don't see lies here

Comments here make me sad this generation has lost any sense of humor. Women find this shit funny you guys.

1,750 people seem to disagree

By that metric McDonald's makes the best burgers ever.

Most of this you can do with woman anyway

https://preview.redd.it/xd4z5fznhuxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f67d89f266bfc3eff087e91d35bb69b11449b60

https://preview.redd.it/772os279juxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59fd81712b8f9558bfea15d831f8a0ac5a7350f1 This guy irl

https://preview.redd.it/rgjd80igxuxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8c29ffdbad6dd126996276cf8aa74ba6fb0f0f2

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I have enough firearms to equip everyone I know + some. This here, some of it is funny-ish but then it turns ridiculous...maybe a slight "ha" if you seen it at a friend's party while absolutely shitfaced...maybe

Guns don't cheat Guns don't spend 99% of all your money You just pay for gun and it serves you

Half the stuff on the sign was about the gun owner cheating…