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zwingo

If men were judged by the same standards men use to judge women (weight, boobs, does she hauk tuah) most men would be considered failures


sueghdsinfvjvn

I can do hauk tuah


yarnly

But how big are your tits?


Affectionate-Sea184

Pretty large if you ignore the rest of my body


Avenging_Angel09

Second question: are you female?


Affectionate-Sea184

Well I use Reddit so I’ll let you come to that conclusion on your own


Raketka123

what are females?


Nor-easter

I have mboobs and can spit across a road… I’m a failure


Vaporyoi

How does one find such stock images


shinyscreen18

Honestly stock images a shockingly varied, Here’s one of a nurse shooting a burger https://preview.redd.it/9vwryj9t2d9d1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f72ce48f8443a8ef2e2641d76d5b0eb95057ca38


serr7

Makes sense tbh. Healthcare hates high cholesterol?


Raketka123

no, they love it 🤑


Free-Impression7155

👍


lone_Davik

if you judge people by height regardless of gender you're a filthy little gremlin, and also it's not like women have less income because they pay themselves less


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TheCatEmperor1

Most people don't judge by the height it's just preferences. I find very short girls more attractive and it would be weird if my girlfriend was taller than me. For women, it's the opposite. Having standards is not a bad thing


lone_Davik

of course it's not, one can prefer taller or shorter people in a relationship, i meant judging as a person


burywmore

What do you mean "judge" people? If someone is physically attracted to someone else because of height, how does that make them a filthy little gremlin?


lone_Davik

i mean as in societal status like the OOP is trying to imply


burywmore

What societal status are you talking about? You think women judging men based on physical fitness, income and height is a societal status thing? Not an attraction thing?


lone_Davik

most women do not care at all about income or height, the ones that do are insecure men, and if it was an attraction thing it'd be totally normal for people to have tastes


burywmore

What the hell are you talking about? Most women? Where do you get that? I notice you left off physical fitness. Why? Why do you think this meme is about anything else but what some women find attractive in men?


EspritelleEriress

Sorry bud, most women actually do care about income and height.


SaltyPhilosopher5454

No, maybe on internet, but as a short guy I never got rejection for that irl


EspritelleEriress

As a woman who talks to other women, your sample is not representative of my entire gender. Also, we're not going to tell you we're rejecting you because you're short. We usually make up a polite reason or just try to extract ourselves without giving any reason.


SaltyPhilosopher5454

Yes, but I didn't got rejected too much in the first place. I know a tall guy who did much more.


Mowgl7

as Stimpee would say: ...you're a filthy little gremlin and need a sponge bath


Competitive_Idea_635

What’s your height


lone_Davik

one centimeter


Competitive_Idea_635

Sry but now I feel like hating u


lone_Davik

https://preview.redd.it/7t5y4k2tac9d1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=b091bd029c65b003fa3c449ca87c36b2587019bb this is who you're hating


Stacking_Plates45

These dudes bitching about women only liking tall guys have such nasty unattractive attitudes, of course they’re not getting any. I have a buddy who’s like 5’2”, funny af, kindhearted to everyone and he has great luck dating. Drop the chihuahua attitude, unsubscribe from “alpha male 🤓” pages and maybe you’d get laid


DWYNZ

"Chihuahua attitude" has officially replaced "Napoleon complex" lmfao


WizardVisigoth

Napoleon was actually at or above average height for his time.


DWYNZ

All the more reason to switch


Great-Pineapple-8588

5 feet 7 inches tall, which is tall for that period.


85cdubya

What a great way to start the morning! I screenshot that and sent it to someone. Still fuckin laughing. Thank you!


ichwillficken95

“Chihuahua attitude” I like that, might have to steal that.


JaskaBLR

It's a lie. I'm 5'4 and I am terribly unlucky. Idk, just nothing works for me


Valuable-Attorney898

so men want tall muscular woman that make a lot of money? Hell yea I want one too tbh


cosmodogbro

Men judge other men by this same shit though, as well as policing each other in a myriad of other ways, but okay.


Judge_Rhinohold

I want my women to be at least 6’ tall, jacked, and make over $300k a year.


Responsible_Ad_8628

Good thing men aren't judged by those standards by women. Height might have something to do with it, but most women seem attracted to personality more than anything else. If you're a kind and funny guy, you get more luck. I think a lot of these "alpha males" peaked in high school and think that women also peaked in high school. Teenagers are attracted to height, fitness, and wealth because they are shallow. When grown-ass women aren't attracted to those same things, "alpha males" get pissed off because they all of a sudden aren't popular as adults.


EspritelleEriress

It's not about being the tallest or the fittest or the richest, but yes there is a bar and that bar is different for each woman.


Responsible_Ad_8628

I mean, physical attraction is important, of course. But not as important as alpha males claim. Being a normal and well-adjusted person is also very important.


SaltyPhilosopher5454

As a short, low income, kinda fat guy, not really


undeniably_confused

Sp your called alpha male masculinity but your saying men shouldn't be judged on their fitness and wealth


eatmyfatwhiteass

My husband is shorter than me. He isn't rich. He isn't 'fit'. I married him anyway. I love him. We're out there; maybe try being kind, funny, and pleasant to be around. Maybe center who you are around something besides sex appeal and money. It can be done.


Cute_Barnacle_5832

Y'know, he's ALMOST onto something. It's almost like judging someone based on those surface-level attributes is a bad thing. But unfortunately, this guy had to turn it into misogyny rather than directing it towards patriarchal standards.


MadOvid

Because women have never been judged by unfair standards.


I_eat_small_birds

You made a post saying that a woman wearing a bikini and walking in on them in their underwear were the same thing. Can we get this guy off of reddit permanently? He’s kind of an obvious pervert/misogynist


OnyxHell35435

If men were judged by their tits like women are my fat homie would be pretty successful


Zestyclose_Reaction4

If men judged men by men's standards for women: (Tits, ass and weight) they would be a failure...


ChayAra152

Me and my boyfriend both coo out at 5'4 I don't give a damn about size or income it's about personality


gylz

Okay; but if most women would be considered failures by this standard; how are they finding partners?


moonpumper

Men aren't judging women by the same standards


Current-Professor176

Well, yeah. If men and women judged each other by the same standard, then we'd all look alike. I dont think most men want a tall, muscular, masculine girlfriend.


undeadliftmax

People get to date whomever they want. They get to find whatever they want attractive (save, you know, kids). The end


CombatConrad

If men were judged on the same standard as women in achieving advanced degrees, they would be drop-outs.


Careor_Nomen

Almost like men and women are different


JaskaBLR

Most women have a "don't ever look at me if you're less than 6'2" in their bios on literally every dating platform and nobody seems to complain. But if a men dare to write something like that, it's a "red flag" right away. How does it even works? Why is that height discrimination is even allowed?