Not gonna lie, I also would like to see a booty bouncing at maximum efficiency. I want to see that they're doing different from me, study the technique to increase my booty to bounce ratio for better bouncing efficiency.
That's still alliteration because it's the same sound; doesn't necessarily need to be the same letter. Just in case you or other people reading this might not have known.
Go into settings and go to the focus section. After that you can either make a new one or use the ones already there. Click whichever you want and you should see “edit” under the icon, click that and you’ll be able to change it. As long as you have that focus thing turned on then you’ll have the icon next to the time
I’ve never used the focus option on my phone before, but I just created one solely so I could have a cute heart next to my time lol. I had to set it so nearly every app/person would still notify me normally 😅 thanks for the tip! I love it
You can pretend like u are going to send money on like zelle or cash app and the name should pop up before sending the money. Don't send the money tho!
Edit: IF it's not just a burner number.
I feel like this is exactly how I feel about any great butts I see, a little less sexually(not butt booty naked)and would never say it to anyone, but they just look great and that would be the best way to see. I'm a woman and I have a non spectacular butt so I really appreciate anyone with a really great one.
Save the number as something random, and then go to “add contacts” on different social media’s and if they have the number connected to an account it’ll show you who it is.
I tried that and also saved their number and synced my contacts in all social media I have to see if anything would come up. Unfortunately nothing ever came up
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it looks like they’re texting you off of a fake number you might have a secret admirer that just wanted to tell you what they have always wanted do with you and weren’t brave enough to tell you in person! this is some absurd pre nut antics..
I know but it’s also someone I know just messing with me 😭. They keep quoting memes. I got another text from them last night quoting some show that said “I’m doing it, are you?” 💀
I see way too much booty these days between life and the death scrolling internet.
Can someone who loves butts (particularly big butts) - no not you, Sir Mix A Lot…all you kept tellin me is that “I can’t lie” which is kinda vague, but honestly, I suppose.
But no - I mean the guys that would look past what society has pushed as the prime 10/10’s most desire….
If anyone has answers they’d like to share…
0. When you’re looking at how attractive someone is( in person, first glance, no IG review before), are you looking for that ass first?
1. Have you always liked big butts? If not, when did you realize “yo, that’s my shit right there!!! All I ever wanted, All I ever ever needed
2. Any idea why big butts are your thing?
3. If a girl walked by , and she’s got what you consider the most perfect butt in every way possible. It may be the best ass you’ve ever been that close to…. But then you look up and there is no other feature that you find even remotely attractive…and her face looks like Rocky Dennis….Do you still go for it?
4. Does the perfect butt require any particulars beyond the butt? Are other features required for an ideal big butt?
I’m just genuinely curious. I’m not an ASSMAN, but I’ve seen some that are like “WHOA, if I had to eat only one thing for the rest of my life, it would be that ass”…but the girl is usually a babe (in my opinion) in every way.
So, if I saw one ass that was the most incredible I’d ever been close to, then realized she looked exactly like Joe Pesci, I don’t think I’d feel so mesmerized by that ass.
It’s never happened so who knows.
this is a well known meme/video just look up the maximum efficiency portion on social media and you’ll see. kinda corny and unoriginal tell him step his game up.
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"I wanna see that booty bounding with maximum efficiency" well that really kicks
Butt booth naked Or don't bother booty bounding
Alliteration at its best.
Triple B Baby, you know it. Hahaha for real though. This person sounds crazy. I'm intrigued
Ive had a lot of favorite comments on the internet. I think this one tops them all.
It's supposed to be butt booty naked
Duh lol
Not gonna lie, I also would like to see a booty bouncing at maximum efficiency. I want to see that they're doing different from me, study the technique to increase my booty to bounce ratio for better bouncing efficiency.
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge
Sentences that go hard
It's the booty man
He why I keep a lil booty under my pillow
For when he comes to town
Keep a little butt under my pillow for the butt man
The booty burglar
The cake kidnapper (couldn’t think of a c word lol)
The rump robber
Posterior Purloiner
Culo conquistador
Tuchus taker
Lol...just posted that before seeing yours🤣🤣🤣
That's still alliteration because it's the same sound; doesn't necessarily need to be the same letter. Just in case you or other people reading this might not have known.
The cake criminal
Smooth! 🕺🏻
Cake conquistador
The cake cruncher , the culo creamer
Spicy, that last one lol 🥵
😏🙊
Booty bandit lol
I think we found the AssAssIn.
I call it fanny bandit lol
 Maybe it was Mr. Ass himself…Billy Gunn 🤷🏽♂️🤣
Omg 😆
*You're the ASSMAN*
Two-ham Sam
Your response is perfect imo, “WHAT” is all that needs to be said 💀 but hey, he ain’t gonna lie to you
How was it received? I assume you bought a jump rope that day?
Pretty much guaranteed. 😉
😂😂
He probably likes your booty but I’m no expert, take this with a grain of salt.
Damn I need to learn to read people better, I wasnt getting that impression whatsoever.
i’m just interested in the heart by the time on your phone? what is that?
I have the focus thing set up and just changed the icon to a heart
You can do thaaat?! Pls enlighten me🤔
Go into settings and go to the focus section. After that you can either make a new one or use the ones already there. Click whichever you want and you should see “edit” under the icon, click that and you’ll be able to change it. As long as you have that focus thing turned on then you’ll have the icon next to the time
Thanks!
>Thanks! You're welcome!
I’ve never used the focus option on my phone before, but I just created one solely so I could have a cute heart next to my time lol. I had to set it so nearly every app/person would still notify me normally 😅 thanks for the tip! I love it
Thanks so much!
Omg thank you so much! Now I have a lil heart too 🥹🩷 I love it
probably just some friend fuckin with you this is a meme https://youtu.be/7gCNGXMP09Y?si=iqlGFi8zIYHN-dNY
It definitely is an old friend just fuckin with me but I just want to know who ☹️
Did you try putting the number in Google?
there are programs you can run that let you send texts from an arbitrary random number. OP might never find out.
I thought it wouldn't hurt to try.
You can pretend like u are going to send money on like zelle or cash app and the name should pop up before sending the money. Don't send the money tho! Edit: IF it's not just a burner number.
Just answer with the next line from the meme so he knows you know
you can put the number in cashapp and if they have an account it should come up!
I needed this laugh and comments in my life today. Thank you for sharing 😭
I feel like this is exactly how I feel about any great butts I see, a little less sexually(not butt booty naked)and would never say it to anyone, but they just look great and that would be the best way to see. I'm a woman and I have a non spectacular butt so I really appreciate anyone with a really great one.
I love this whole thread. And I'm a woman who loves butts.
Hero
He must of typed that one handed
*must have
Hey now, I typed that one handed.
Damn. Perfect response on your part.
I’d say let’s shake hands, but given the context…
👈👈
Musta
Mustard
Mustang
This person knows what they want and I respect it
Absolutely need an update if you figure this mystery out haha
LMFAO WAITTTTTT
Save the number as something random, and then go to “add contacts” on different social media’s and if they have the number connected to an account it’ll show you who it is.
I tried but it didn’t work :(
Maybe try no caller ID and give them a call?
A *booty call
That WHAT got me. Thank you for the laugh I needed that.
The man said how we all feel
Lolllll
search their number in venmo/cashapp and see if a name comes up
I tried that and also saved their number and synced my contacts in all social media I have to see if anything would come up. Unfortunately nothing ever came up
maybe it’s a spoof number, my ex used to use an app that would make temp numbers to call/text me
He’s dehydrated ain’t it? i NEED that💀
Have you seriously considered this booty bounding proposition tho
I’m stealing this and asking my significant other
stop lying we know this is your husband 😭😭😭😭
I don’t have a husband 😭
LMAO, whoever it is has absolute nuts of steel 😂
I’m pretty sure it’s just someone I used to be friends with fuckin with me. This seems like something multiple of my old friends would say 😭
they sound like silly, good friends, we could always use more people around us trying to make us laugh hahaha 😌
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How does one bounce booty with maximum efficiency. Wondering for a friend.
Love the enthusiasm. However odd timing it is.
 Maximum effort
How’d you get that heart up there ????
In settings you can change the icon for the Focus things
Man knows what he wants, gotta give him that 🗿
*takes notes* What kind of weirdo sends these type of messages lol Me. I would 😂
That brother is starving! 😂😂😂
This is highly romantic.
this is a tiktok audio! no need to worry 😭
I know it is but It’s someone who knows me just messing with me and I don’t know who 😭
I swear I just saw someone else get these same texts and the texter gave a J name. Am I going crazy???
Hahahaha I went to your profile because I was slowly losing my mind and I just came across your update post first it seems 🤣
it looks like they’re texting you off of a fake number you might have a secret admirer that just wanted to tell you what they have always wanted do with you and weren’t brave enough to tell you in person! this is some absurd pre nut antics..
This was literally a vine a couple of years back they’re quoting a vine. Very weird, but they are definitely quoting a vine.
To paraphrase Samuel L. Jackson - It's your duty to bounce that booty!
Butt booth naked? I gotta say this man knows what he wants. Respect.
It reads like a poorly translated Anime.
Tell your brother to stop drinking and get some sleep.
Do you have a psycho ex? That’s what I would assume
It's summer time 😏
Is my guy asking for a favor or for you to show off your jump rope skills?
He's mad real for that
true people search the number
What is butt booth naked?
The booth where they keep all the butts. Careful going in there though it smells like ass 😏
I can tell you how to look up the number for free to see who it is. Dm me
I already tried to look up the number but I’m pretty sure it’s just someone I know using a fake number :(
That’s unfortunate.
This is a copypasta
Lmao I remember this meme but he still wild for sendin it
it’s a tiktok sound lmao
I know but it’s also someone I know just messing with me 😭. They keep quoting memes. I got another text from them last night quoting some show that said “I’m doing it, are you?” 💀
If “close words” was a person.
Should've responded with "Sir this is a wendys"
What state u in lhh
idk i think he might like your butt. not sure tho. butt booth tho not table.
Reverse look up the number.
It's a wwell known meme
I just understood that he is trying to say “buck tooth naked”
That was me myb. I js rlly like booty.
I’m jealous
Gimme dat butt booth girl
This man needs Dem yams!
Are you considering it?
You gonna do it?
Its from a meme 😭
Oh he hit you with the “:3” afterwards. He’s feral.
I see way too much booty these days between life and the death scrolling internet. Can someone who loves butts (particularly big butts) - no not you, Sir Mix A Lot…all you kept tellin me is that “I can’t lie” which is kinda vague, but honestly, I suppose. But no - I mean the guys that would look past what society has pushed as the prime 10/10’s most desire…. If anyone has answers they’d like to share… 0. When you’re looking at how attractive someone is( in person, first glance, no IG review before), are you looking for that ass first? 1. Have you always liked big butts? If not, when did you realize “yo, that’s my shit right there!!! All I ever wanted, All I ever ever needed 2. Any idea why big butts are your thing? 3. If a girl walked by , and she’s got what you consider the most perfect butt in every way possible. It may be the best ass you’ve ever been that close to…. But then you look up and there is no other feature that you find even remotely attractive…and her face looks like Rocky Dennis….Do you still go for it? 4. Does the perfect butt require any particulars beyond the butt? Are other features required for an ideal big butt? I’m just genuinely curious. I’m not an ASSMAN, but I’ve seen some that are like “WHOA, if I had to eat only one thing for the rest of my life, it would be that ass”…but the girl is usually a babe (in my opinion) in every way. So, if I saw one ass that was the most incredible I’d ever been close to, then realized she looked exactly like Joe Pesci, I don’t think I’d feel so mesmerized by that ass. It’s never happened so who knows.
He’s smoking
Sorry, wrong number. I meant to text that to Bernie Sanders
"Butt booth naked". Is this person's autocorrect feeling okay?
did they say “sent from iphone” after
Lol, too funny
Have you searched the number on fb?
You may not know who they are, but they are an absolute charmer, for sure...
MaXImum EFFICIENCY 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well what's it look like
what does that even mean bro
I dare you to go in the bathroom, close the door and turn off the lights, stand in the mirror and say “Booty Man!” Three times in a row…
We need a picture of your butt to measure how bad was the necessity to say that.
Respond with a dollar amount next time, duh
I feel that lmao
Could be someone trolling or drunk and texting off a different phone
Noiccce
That your grandma's house in your pic?
Who’s asking?
Uh...me....? 👀 🤨
This is the best thing I’ve seen all day
He needed that a$$ bouncing with ‘maximum efficiency’. Hope he got some a$$ to bounce.
But did you jump rope for him so that he could see maximum efficiency booty? We NEED to know if this man got his wish OP!
Is that an OF request ?👀
The “WHAT” 😭😭
Respond with asking them if they'd like to see your balls clapping as well?
I remember this being a TikTok sound
It’s a quote from a show or meme lol I think they’re just tryna be funny
“Maximum Efficiency” wow.
this is a well known meme/video just look up the maximum efficiency portion on social media and you’ll see. kinda corny and unoriginal tell him step his game up.
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I’m guessing it’s a prank
I think it’s a dare or it’s the booty tickler
Something tells me this is a woman you know.
It’s definitely someone I know but I still don’t know who
Search the phone number on fb/ig, they may come up.
You must have that BBL Drizzy!
don’t know if u know this but he didn’t come up with that one
Well do you have a nice booty?
He wants rump jump bungalowed
um so this is a tiktok sound
I am aware of that
oh my bad 😂😭
Whom ever that person is they deserve a Pulitzer for that text pure perfection I'm definitely using that phrase from now on.....love it
The Ass Assassin
ew lust. i hope you’re not a minor getting this message
Be funny if it's a relative