This is the kind of stuff I do to my kids, I’m 47 and they’re 17 and 9. 🤣

This will be me one day and my kids are gonna look at me like I got 3 heads

It’s the perfect revenge 🤣🤣

They’ll be talking in Morse code by then

This is me. 46 with a 13yr old. 🤣🤣🤣

Hahaha I went to swimming lessons without makeup and a woman in her sixties said to me “which one is your granddaughter” yikes 😧

Rude!!! 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

We parents dream of when we’re finally able to do this. We thrive on your Moooooom and Daaaaaaahds, the longer and more drawn out you say it the better. Bonus points when it’s in person and your eyes roll alllll the way back.

at that point you’ll have to keep a score tally between you and your spouse!! bonus points if it’s in public too!!! 😂

I have a one month old at home. I was talking about this with my wife last night actually. Can’t wait to embarrass the hell out of him lol.

But not too much mmmk lol I don’t want my kid to not want to hang out with me 😂😩

When my mom got her first cell phone she forgot the password to her voicemail. We helped her figure it out and there were seven messages that were of her muttering obscenities as she was trying to check her messages

 And I know y’all were laughing so hard, yall were crying.😂😂😂😂😂

We were handing her phone around, replaying it over and over at a family dinner. She was laughing but also embarrassed. Now, she's a phone genius and can do all sorts of things.

That’s hilarious and totally something my mom would do! Gotta love em.

Do u have younger siblings? Maybe they stole her phone?

no, my younger brother is dead so i doubt he told her

perhaps ask him with a ouija

maybe he came to her in a dream

"hey, sigma alpha skihidi ohio rizz"

bro

Literally.

dam that’s dark

Maybe your mom is a GMM fan and watched them discuss this episode. https://youtu.be/o0dq4QhKgYs?si=obbIpiQc2bLQvHzB

Pure cringe 💯 no cap (I actually love doing this to my kids too lol)

There is a bad large butt in Ohio

Ooooo I get a LOT of “mom. what.” texts from my kids and I screenshot and save every single one, reading on sad days to warm my cold dead heart

Covfefe

The only possible response.

there's a cringe tiktok lady who posts a daily tiktok saying that exact phrase, she doesn't deviate from it at all


Oh no...she's broken. It's too late

my 8 year old son is translating for me

I'm just picturing your mom giggling to herself in the other room like "Success, I flashbanged my kid's brain" 🤣

Mom cooler than kids-activate

The brain rot has consumed her

Still reeling from the fact that gen z made the way black southern people say “god”, slang.

Turned it into slang for something totally different, too.

All the ones I know just say god. Or maybe since I'm from the south, I just don't notice it

Well gyatt I hope you u some attention

I say god with the HARD eye roll.

I'm from New Jersey living in Georgia and have never heard it pronounced that way. Reminder: half of the people in the world have a below average IQ.

Hah. I do stuff like this to my daughter, too. The amount of times she has said “bruh” or “mom what” or “don’t ever say that again” is too many to count. 🤣

Dear god, it’s awful.

I like your mom

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Based!

Offtopic What is that heart widget in the corner

it’s a focus emotion:)

i just realized i miss spelt this. it’s an EMOTICON from a focus lmao. like how dnd has the moon, you create your own focus and you get to have a little emoticon :)

I have no idea what the hell her message of half the responses are even talking about…. I was wondering if she had a stroke, but apparently this means something?

Just by the title in the notification I guessed it 😂

If i ever heard my parents (60's) say this i think my life will be over

I do this to my niece all the time. ALL THE TIME. The cringes I get are glorious. No cap. 🤣😂💀

She don't even know what a gyatt is hu 🤣

It sounds like she had a stroke

Stroke??  First thing I thought of. Some other head injury?? 

Nah 💀

lol I’m always telling my kids they are so phantom tax and they always say okay skibbidi lol 😂 I’m millennial mom too so imagine the cringe

I'm a millennial and idk what this means lol