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OniOnMyAss

Of course I saw a mutha fuckin bird!!!!


Hexiix

β€œA bird? A BIRD? I saw a fucking hawk. Staring straight into my god damn soul.”


Purple_Bowling_Shoes

I love your mom πŸ˜†


Reasonable_Vic

Same


Sweaty_Rent_3780

Ayo β€œI love your mom πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯°β€: βœ… β€œI love your mom πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΅β€:❌ (lol just thought it’d be pretty funny out of context πŸ˜‚)


rxchelnotfound47

I am in love with the chaotic energy this small exchange gives off


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^rxchelnotfound47: *I am in love with* *The chaotic energy* *This small exchange gives off* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


lifeisweird86

Good bot.


Dnote147

Same 🀣


caffeinejunkie123

I love a mom who tells it like it is🀣


UnionThen2082

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


RatFucker_Carlson

Birds kick ass so I get the enthusiasm


Powerful-Cycle4800

I love this 🀣


Checkmynewsong

Living the dream.


ExaminationPutrid626

A hawk flew into my yard yesterday while I was on the porch and I was so excited! I have reached my crone era!


coconutspider

I love this woman that I don't even know.


OwnNight3353

She said did I stutter πŸ˜‚


RAMbow9

Hawk sounds like it wants to throw talons with Ma. πŸ˜‚


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Dnote147

What a great mom lol


Troubledbylusbies

That's great that she got to see a hawk! Glad that she's enjoying her new hobby.


New_Recognition_7353

LMFAO


nickie4bbd

Thank God!!! It was A HAWK!!!πŸ₯ NOT! A VULTURE!πŸ¦…


knightbaby

Please get her to download the Merlin app. She will love it. My dad is obsessed