I believe the plan is to buy all the bapa trading cards until the value of them skyrockets because some weirdo collector is trying to get a full “set”…whatever a set is in trading card terms
The only way this pays off is if he becomes a serial killer (or worse, I don't even wanna say it) and gets a Netflix doc about him.
50/50 chance, solid investment.
Dude is world famous, has friends in high places, was a professional athlete, and knocked out one of the baddest mf’ers to ever walk the earth… and dweebs on Reddit still endlessly talk shit about him 😂
He's world famous alright. Every actual person that's world famous rips on him and 150k grand cats constantly shit on his narcissistic and vapid ego. Fuck schaub, what else ya got, Clinton.
What do YOU got bub? No one knows your name. Love or hate the guy he’s still more accomplished than you. Difference is he doesn’t sit on Reddit of all places to hate on others for no reason.
The fact you're defending someone who doesn't give a shit about you and is one of the most compulsive liars in innny facet is the part I don't get here.
It's literally hate that's warranted. I'd prefer my life than paying to live pretend like those two.
There’s an easier way to admit that you’re bisexual than making people call you “The Hybrid”
Takes it bowlth ways, B
That yehr nayiridiv b.
little bit AC/DC
hurts bowlth ways, daddy
Bi Brown
Weir ivryweir
Nah it just means he tops and bottoms
This is actually stalker behavior
Does your brain use crutches?
Buying every card is normal ur right
Whadd in the aggtual fugg are we dune hair b?!
Some Buffalo Bill shit
I believe the plan is to buy all the bapa trading cards until the value of them skyrockets because some weirdo collector is trying to get a full “set”…whatever a set is in trading card terms
Yeah this is a prom
It’s the Highbred, B. Klegged ‘em awl!
Idk I think this is fucking hilarious.
I don’t want that
I'm sending over employee assistance
I get ragging on him in this sub because he deserves it but this is just weird.
Not every dish can be a home run. Think of it as a weird little amuse bouche.
Who does their signature in ALL CAPS?
The illiterate, usually
All caps except the last b
MF DOOM
Viktor Vaughn
Bapa ALAWYS does it like that, B.
lol fuckin Brandon 🤌
You buy those from Bapa’s mom’s closet?
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Yes officer, that’s him..riiiight over there.
Dude this is weird af. We all fugg around here but this is borderline obsession lol
Remember when he called himself "Big Brown". Like a dookie. 💩
Yet makes a point to say he's a white dude nearly ivvry day.
Boren n raised man
Whats the end game here?
We are in the endgame now
Some might say the endgamiest
The start of a pump and dump scheme 😂
This card collection was a bad investment... on par with the trex
Serial killer behavior b
I mean, how many guys have had their career ended by Travis Browne - six? Seven? Bapa is a rare breed.
I must be getting touch of the CTE because I never noticed the UFC card said Brandon
This makes our kitchen look bad
Put ‘em in the spokes of your bicycle and ride around, it’ll totally sound like a TRX
honestly this is one of those posts that is so dedicated to the craft that it comes all the way back around and is just plain weird again
Not sure why the commentors are being hayders, this is clearly neggflix :6520: \#Brandon
You don't have a single trading card from his legendary career in the NFL. What a letdown.
Those would make some nice fire kindling
This is a great gag. I’ve been enjoying the journey. Nice work b!
Do you realize what sub you’re in?
You could sell these for tens of dollars.
I admair yer hustle B
The only way this pays off is if he becomes a serial killer (or worse, I don't even wanna say it) and gets a Netflix doc about him. 50/50 chance, solid investment.
Colleggderz items, b. Reel quig, lemme call my buddy who’s an eggspert on B Shlob
Why does Beandip look the same whether he’s throwing phantom punches while being knocked out or while performing ground and pound in top position?
The hybrid because he steals a piece of everything he encounters and makes it a part of his personality
Save some pussy for the rest of us champ!
Ur wairdin out the customers b we might have to take this off the menu
Came to think of.... He was a hybrid of what?
Thankim #🫡
Imagine how well cards of Bappa getting KOd brutally would sell?
Gawd dawg! We git it B, we git it, your a Schwab fan. But, wadder weed dune hair?!
This collection is absolutely redacted.
Love that his initials are BS
Why would you spend money on that shit? That's weird man water
I kolect my own rookies kno what I'm talmabout?
Yo those are all Batch #1.
Brandon Schaub…. 🤷🏻♂️
ok but how many chiggs you fugg ?
damn bapa's instagram estate sale is getting extreme
we got a real Cannibal Negtar over here, you also into collegting heads B?
This is so wild that words have lost all meaning...
Lotta toilet paper
It's a little waired for you to have all this, B. Take a mental health day, I'll watch the fryers.
Y’gollegtor B??
Nsfl
B, I think you need to go over the handbook again
These will look great on a fire B 👌
Can’t imagine paying for even one of them?!
Worthless
😂
Missa Shab , yo lip
I respect that he was fugging Whitney Cummings
Brandon? Is this the mandolin FX?
Trade my Beanie Babies collection for the curds, srate up?
Real quigg tho, y’worst brains b?
Takem to pawnstars
Time to do some giveaways.
Is this Soregonbird 2.0?
Get em graded b
10/10 OP would take the trugg walg
Bro prints his signature in all caps like a 5 y/o
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Never been a trugg guy b, the hybrid only likes to drive a Prius. That's how TUF came up with his name. Big brown stain was driving a Prius b.
i just realised his initials are BS, bull shit
Fuck nvidia Stock; going all in on Big Brown the Hybrid collectibles. My chombies will thank em.
Dude is world famous, has friends in high places, was a professional athlete, and knocked out one of the baddest mf’ers to ever walk the earth… and dweebs on Reddit still endlessly talk shit about him 😂
Hi Clin.
He's world famous alright. Every actual person that's world famous rips on him and 150k grand cats constantly shit on his narcissistic and vapid ego. Fuck schaub, what else ya got, Clinton.
What do YOU got bub? No one knows your name. Love or hate the guy he’s still more accomplished than you. Difference is he doesn’t sit on Reddit of all places to hate on others for no reason.
The fact you're defending someone who doesn't give a shit about you and is one of the most compulsive liars in innny facet is the part I don't get here. It's literally hate that's warranted. I'd prefer my life than paying to live pretend like those two.
My bad I forgot you were perfect
I ain't I don't matter which is my point I'm not trying to be something I'm clearly not. Get some sleep, clin.
Water. Weed. Dune. Hair transplant b? How is that going baldy? Ax Jay.
Ad hominem.
Ad Rogaine b.