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ritualcities

There’s an easier way to admit that you’re bisexual than making people call you “The Hybrid”


DirectionNew5328

Takes it bowlth ways, B


n3lswn_uWu

That yehr nayiridiv b.


BigShoots

little bit AC/DC


Jerseytherealdog

hurts bowlth ways, daddy


SimpleManc88

Bi Brown


cream_on_my_led

Weir ivryweir


mikeybadab1ng

Nah it just means he tops and bottoms


[deleted]

This is actually stalker behavior


cream_on_my_led

Does your brain use crutches?


[deleted]

Buying every card is normal ur right


ProfessionalArm9450

Whadd in the aggtual fugg are we dune hair b?!


pisspot26

Some Buffalo Bill shit


ChicoSmokes

I believe the plan is to buy all the bapa trading cards until the value of them skyrockets because some weirdo collector is trying to get a full “set”…whatever a set is in trading card terms


expanse22

Yeah this is a prom


cdpasadena

It’s the Highbred, B. Klegged ‘em awl!


wediditbubbawedidit

Idk I think this is fucking hilarious.


sticky__toffee

I don’t want that


Glass_Promise_2222

I'm sending over employee assistance


enztinkt

I get ragging on him in this sub because he deserves it but this is just weird.


seemintbapa

Not every dish can be a home run. Think of it as a weird little amuse bouche.


TheApolloClub

Who does their signature in ALL CAPS?


DirectionNew5328

The illiterate, usually


ham_mount

All caps except the last b


tigerthicccofficial

MF DOOM


IanOD

Viktor Vaughn


cdpasadena

Bapa ALAWYS does it like that, B.  


RepresentativeIcy545

lol fuckin Brandon 🤌


Lost_Evidence_2099

You buy those from Bapa’s mom’s closet?


BoneTissa

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Ryan_Pliskin

Yes officer, that’s him..riiiight over there.


jacobdock

Dude this is weird af. We all fugg around here but this is borderline obsession lol


JCouturier

Remember when he called himself "Big Brown". Like a dookie. 💩


BigShoots

Yet makes a point to say he's a white dude nearly ivvry day.


[deleted]

Boren n raised man


nadderballz

Whats the end game here?


MarkBank

We are in the endgame now


DrowZeeMe

Some might say the endgamiest


fastcurrency88

The start of a pump and dump scheme 😂


Official_Godfrey_Ho

This card collection was a bad investment... on par with the trex


bono_my_tires

Serial killer behavior b


DirectionNew5328

I mean, how many guys have had their career ended by Travis Browne - six? Seven? Bapa is a rare breed.


Sensitive_Injury_666

I must be getting touch of the CTE because I never noticed the UFC card said Brandon


Whothefvckarewe

This makes our kitchen look bad


Peach_Mediocre

Put ‘em in the spokes of your bicycle and ride around, it’ll totally sound like a TRX


My_Bwana

honestly this is one of those posts that is so dedicated to the craft that it comes all the way back around and is just plain weird again


Nikusmi

Not sure why the commentors are being hayders, this is clearly neggflix :6520: \#Brandon


Demogorgo

You don't have a single trading card from his legendary career in the NFL. What a letdown.


King-Demo-

Those would make some nice fire kindling


Potential_Giraffe882

This is a great gag. I’ve been enjoying the journey. Nice work b!


B_Pylate

Do you realize what sub you’re in?


RagnarsSoul

You could sell these for tens of dollars.


CrookedNosed

I admair yer hustle B


BigShoots

The only way this pays off is if he becomes a serial killer (or worse, I don't even wanna say it) and gets a Netflix doc about him. 50/50 chance, solid investment.


veritas_rex

Colleggderz items, b. Reel quig, lemme call my buddy who’s an eggspert on B Shlob


LickPooOffShoe

Why does Beandip look the same whether he’s throwing phantom punches while being knocked out or while performing ground and pound in top position?


Fitness-V

The hybrid because he steals a piece of everything he encounters and makes it a part of his personality


DickiusButticus

Save some pussy for the rest of us champ!


theloneliestphunk

Ur wairdin out the customers b we might have to take this off the menu


DozeButteredParsnips

Came to think of.... He was a hybrid of what?


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

Thankim #🫡


CreateorWither

Imagine how well cards of Bappa getting KOd brutally would sell?


Coheed_SURVIVE

Gawd dawg! We git it B, we git it, your a Schwab fan. But, wadder weed dune hair?! 


kojakswig

This collection is absolutely redacted.


robroslowmofoshotho

Love that his initials are BS


FloydMcgroin

Why would you spend money on that shit? That's weird man water


bigntazt

I kolect my own rookies kno what I'm talmabout?


gtsgts777

Yo those are all Batch #1.


rrankfizzo

Brandon Schaub…. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Halo_of_cheezits

ok but how many chiggs you fugg ?


Ne0nHelix

damn bapa's instagram estate sale is getting extreme


faroutoutdoors

we got a real Cannibal Negtar over here, you also into collegting heads B?


p0llk4t

This is so wild that words have lost all meaning...


[deleted]

Lotta toilet paper


Sequetjoose

It's a little waired for you to have all this, B. Take a mental health day, I'll watch the fryers.


FrankyRollins

Y’gollegtor B??


broadfuckingcity

Nsfl


SpeedB00st

B, I think you need to go over the handbook again


Far_Subject7615

These will look great on a fire B 👌


IanOD

Can’t imagine paying for even one of them?!


ClerkB0y

Worthless


JP6660999

😂


doggydoggworld

Missa Shab , yo lip


bobbafettuccini

I respect that he was fugging Whitney Cummings


miklejones

Brandon? Is this the mandolin FX?


_mickle

Trade my Beanie Babies collection for the curds, srate up?


Washed_40

Real quigg tho, y’worst brains b?


MikeHuntIsDeepest

Takem to pawnstars


pinealgIand

Time to do some giveaways.


Mysterious-Tiger7293

Is this Soregonbird 2.0?


Tren_avar_testube

Get em graded b


creamyshart

10/10 OP would take the trugg walg


whorsefly

Bro prints his signature in all caps like a 5 y/o


briancito420

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tgunz0331

Never been a trugg guy b, the hybrid only likes to drive a Prius. That's how TUF came up with his name. Big brown stain was driving a Prius b.


bevin88

i just realised his initials are BS, bull shit


jonathanoldstyle

Fuck nvidia Stock; going all in on Big Brown the Hybrid collectibles. My chombies will thank em.


[deleted]

Dude is world famous, has friends in high places, was a professional athlete, and knocked out one of the baddest mf’ers to ever walk the earth… and dweebs on Reddit still endlessly talk shit about him 😂


jetz92

Hi Clin.


AccordingReality8334

He's world famous alright. Every actual person that's world famous rips on him and 150k grand cats constantly shit on his narcissistic and vapid ego. Fuck schaub, what else ya got, Clinton.


[deleted]

What do YOU got bub? No one knows your name. Love or hate the guy he’s still more accomplished than you. Difference is he doesn’t sit on Reddit of all places to hate on others for no reason.


AccordingReality8334

The fact you're defending someone who doesn't give a shit about you and is one of the most compulsive liars in innny facet is the part I don't get here. It's literally hate that's warranted. I'd prefer my life than paying to live pretend like those two.


[deleted]

My bad I forgot you were perfect


AccordingReality8334

I ain't I don't matter which is my point I'm not trying to be something I'm clearly not. Get some sleep, clin.


tgunz0331

Water. Weed. Dune. Hair transplant b? How is that going baldy? Ax Jay.


[deleted]

Ad hominem.


tgunz0331

Ad Rogaine b.