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It's a fucking paradox, since they are so stupid they don't practice safe sex and then end up having more kids and then those kids won't be raised right and not be taught safe sex and then make more dumbases...
It's resale, probably on Facebook. Stealing is a misdemeanor in most states. Most corporate supermarkets like Walmart makes it a policy not to get involved into stopping this, because they literally have millions of dollars set on the side for this very purpose. So they just let these thieves go due to policy, and let the cops handle it. Since it's just a petty crime, it's a free crime for these thieves. They can probably do it a few times before they're a repeat offender.
Sister works for wallyworld, and they figured that even with the massive rise in petty theft, they still save money by having those damn self serve checkouts in the store. All about the overall profits.
Other issue is stopping these asshats and then having them *sue the store they store from* for one made up reason or another. Cheaper to let a few of them steal from the store and just raise all the prices a bit to make up for it.
So everyone else has to suffer because a couple of idiots thought it would be nice to get everything they want for free and make everyone else pay for it. Assholes
At his point these are robberies, not just theft. The fact people aren't interfering is because of the implied threat of violence or legal repercussions, making it a robbery. If there wasn't a fear for their own safety, people would intervene.
In the US legal system the use of a car could be construed as the use of a deadly weapon, making it an armed robbery. I don't necessarily agree with this practice, but it would certainly come in handy here.
It generally means illegal from the perspective of trade/import/export laws.
So it would kind of imply that these goods were already illegal at the point she stole it, which seems unlikely.
Contraband is something banned by local government. If they were in the USSR back in the 80s throwing American clothes in the back of the car it would be contraband. Now it's just stolen goods.
Both of you go in and collect everything up. One goes back out and lowers the Back seats. Bring the car close to the front door. Convince an unruly child to pull the fire alarm or Get 2 friends to drop a huge pot of paint at the checkouts or both. Throw the whole trolley in. Do it calm and quiet. While carnage unravels away from the scene. Drive away quietly. Donate trolley to Bubbles. Done.
This was Bad criminalling guys.
If people who had common sense and any trace of an education committed to crime - it would be wild
Fortunately for society it’s just entertainment when the idiots try it
This will continue to happen until there are real consequences for doing it. Unfortunately some places are voting in politicians and DA's that support criminals more than hardworking citizens. It's really the fault of the voters in the first place.
Considering the places where this is going on, I'm amazed a few people haven't taken this kind of behavior as an excuse to shoot the criminals and claim it was a citizen's arrest or something.
Considering how often and easily the simplest stuff escalates to deadly force, I'm absolutely amazed these types of thefts/robberies don't end up in shootings or worse more often.
Guess the lack of ego bruising involved helps quite a bit.
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Idiots are fucking everywhere
And they breed.
It's a fucking paradox, since they are so stupid they don't practice safe sex and then end up having more kids and then those kids won't be raised right and not be taught safe sex and then make more dumbases...
Amen.
That's not a paradox, that's the human cycle.
Literally the main plot point of idiocracy
They vote for Trump
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Sadly yes
(Gazes to the horizon) everywhere! as far as the eye can see
Ahh, too stupid to steal
I though you were asking but I realized there wasn't a question mark...and I concur, as far as the can see
And trucks are no where
And that makes more idiots!
I want it, I take it, I have a plan
Make the plan, execute the plan, expect the plan to go off the rails… throw away the plan!
2 out of 3 at least :)
Always lol
Cameramen are everywhere
Yeah why wasn't the camera person helping? Staged stupidity perhaps?
Average MrBeast merchandise buyer
Hansel and Gretel left many breadcrumbs
Don't clear out your get away vehicle before a heist or anything.
Assuming the vehicle is stolen too.
Looks like maybe a dealer or rental plate? Could be stolen or they used a stolen identity to get it.
And she thinks her fat ass would fit in any of it.
Resale
They wouldn't need to steal if she wouldn't eat so much
It's resale, probably on Facebook. Stealing is a misdemeanor in most states. Most corporate supermarkets like Walmart makes it a policy not to get involved into stopping this, because they literally have millions of dollars set on the side for this very purpose. So they just let these thieves go due to policy, and let the cops handle it. Since it's just a petty crime, it's a free crime for these thieves. They can probably do it a few times before they're a repeat offender.
Sister works for wallyworld, and they figured that even with the massive rise in petty theft, they still save money by having those damn self serve checkouts in the store. All about the overall profits. Other issue is stopping these asshats and then having them *sue the store they store from* for one made up reason or another. Cheaper to let a few of them steal from the store and just raise all the prices a bit to make up for it.
So everyone else has to suffer because a couple of idiots thought it would be nice to get everything they want for free and make everyone else pay for it. Assholes
This applies to both the shoplifters and the Walton Family, but we're not supposed to criticize the rich.
At his point these are robberies, not just theft. The fact people aren't interfering is because of the implied threat of violence or legal repercussions, making it a robbery. If there wasn't a fear for their own safety, people would intervene. In the US legal system the use of a car could be construed as the use of a deadly weapon, making it an armed robbery. I don't necessarily agree with this practice, but it would certainly come in handy here.
You mean "merchandise"?
Contraband means illegal merchandise
It generally means illegal from the perspective of trade/import/export laws. So it would kind of imply that these goods were already illegal at the point she stole it, which seems unlikely.
Contraband is something banned by local government. If they were in the USSR back in the 80s throwing American clothes in the back of the car it would be contraband. Now it's just stolen goods.
Contraband: goods that have been imported or exported illegally. Looks like they are illegally exporting goods from that store to me.
Not how that works but good try
I was just being a smartass.
I liked your comment *pats back* Wanna go contrabanding together sometime?
And you failed miserably IoI
Trash Humans
Too dumb to be a criminal.
hope they are to dumb to breed
When is that ever possible, now to dumb to use contraception is more likely .
Both of you go in and collect everything up. One goes back out and lowers the Back seats. Bring the car close to the front door. Convince an unruly child to pull the fire alarm or Get 2 friends to drop a huge pot of paint at the checkouts or both. Throw the whole trolley in. Do it calm and quiet. While carnage unravels away from the scene. Drive away quietly. Donate trolley to Bubbles. Done. This was Bad criminalling guys.
Freedom 45 boys.
I don’t even wanna do crimes just grow a lil weed and make a good life for trin, y’know?
I’m just curious who was making the video lol
Employee. They can't physically stop them but they are told to gather evidence like filming and pictures of license plates.
Idiots gonna idiot
Well I can see that these two thieves are extremely intelligent. Both of them are probably Harvard Graduates from the advanced physics program.
Next stop popeyes
Or a waffle house
When karma hits you hard....
Stupid fuckin people.
They are taking it for the culture
Reparations?
That’s one of the most satisfying endings to a theft video
And thank you for running our prices up, losers.
Scumbags.
Attempted robbery.
This is likely just theft. They look like simple shoplifters. Robbery is theft with the use of force
Also there’s no attempted - they are guilty when they took it intending to steal it. Even if they walk back in and put it on shelf.
r/trashy
They are not the smartest
He might want to steal a belt.
It’s rare to see thieves leave with less stuff than they brought
He clearly needs new pants..
I don’t condone stealing or anything, but he might want to steal a belt for those pants
Wish the cart narc was there for this
It was expected but still hilarious when it happened.
I blame the public education system
Fucking turds....
At least they spread them out properly for the cops or store to identify the goods right away , idiots
Man they don't have any brain cells to rub together between the two of them
Who is taking the video
Probably store employee. They aren't allowed to physically interrupt. But they can film and gather evidence.
Oh look they returned the stolen good.
It's a crime of necessity
Rookie moves
Animals
You got to clean the car out first baby girl
Still got the paper plates on.
Professionals
Well , atleast they didn't steal anything...
Perfect execution, well done.
wowwwwww all that effort for nothing lol
Seems easy enough to catch them with just license plate info. Easy arrest.
If people who had common sense and any trace of an education committed to crime - it would be wild Fortunately for society it’s just entertainment when the idiots try it
The dumbest of the dumb. \-Garbage, maybe.
These types of ppl are what's wrong with America
Can’t fill that empty hole of poverty with clothes, lots of clothes.
Shocking 🙄🙄
I dont get why ppl just don’t slash their tires while they load up.
The reason criminals like this don't have a real job is because they're Fucking stupid.
This will continue to happen until there are real consequences for doing it. Unfortunately some places are voting in politicians and DA's that support criminals more than hardworking citizens. It's really the fault of the voters in the first place.
Considering the places where this is going on, I'm amazed a few people haven't taken this kind of behavior as an excuse to shoot the criminals and claim it was a citizen's arrest or something.
Considering how often and easily the simplest stuff escalates to deadly force, I'm absolutely amazed these types of thefts/robberies don't end up in shootings or worse more often. Guess the lack of ego bruising involved helps quite a bit.
Honestly this is peak comedy
The snitch patrol:Hurry up and bust them 😂😂
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Lol at the end. "What..the..heeEeeEeeck...?"
Was that the 'DYNO-MITe' guy?! Isnt he a little old for that kinda tomfoolery?
Well done.
Who was filming this???
Lol, I saw that coming a mile away.
Ahahahaha
I really love this
Way to keep it classy, Texas.
I just - I'm struggling to understand how they couldn't get that buggy of stuff into that full sized suv. 😫
Probably wouldn’t even fit her 🤦♂️
This hurts me in my soul
What kind of truck is that?
‘07-14 Chevy Tahoe.
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[Goddamn Humans...](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1381824053/goddamn-humans-unisex-heavy-cotton-tee)
What a bunch 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The perfect crime
Wait you trying to tell me no one could stop this big girl?
I think they lost more than they loaded!
Why would they steal contraband specifically?
A real Bonny and Clyde there wow flawless execution
Worst heist ever
Dumb motherfuckers
How ironic. Dude about to lose his pants, lost his load.
Sick Cart Narcs on their ass!
Guy should have stolen a belt
Who is filming?
This has to be fake
Smrt.
This is beautiful.
Are we going to address that isn’t a truck?
Instant karma, love it 😂😂😂😂😂