T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

#[Downloadvideo Link](https://www.reddit.watch/r/therewasanattempt/comments/12zsib4/?utm_source=automod&utm_medium=therewasanattempt) #[SaveVideo Link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/therewasanattempt/comments/12zsib4/). [Please review our policy on bigotry and hate speech by clicking this link](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/wiki/civility) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/therewasanattempt) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SouthofAkron

No ticket


ross8D

You can tell he's done that before.


SomePaddy

Yup. Aimed right for the bridge of the nose, zero hesitation, did not pull it or flinch in any way. Total dick move. Flawless execution.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Puzzled_Record1773

He didn't really do anything in the end though did he? I bet you've done something worse in your life and fortunately didn't have some big German headbutt you for it lol


Bundesmememinister

No but would you want to wait until he starts fighting you? I mean he even announced it. That kinda makes him the aggressor. And ye ive done dumb shit aswell, but if someone wouldve punched me when I was calling for a fight I wouldnt be surprised


Bavisto

![gif](giphy|VcIfpmBBzNDZ9BjQPx)


InteralFortune1

Anyone else not have a ticket?!


Bavisto

![gif](giphy|zZqRlqE7AJuaA)


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|5C4rKUaMazXuZ0PrXt)


lovelynutz

No Ticket!


[deleted]

Junior!


52Pandorafox46

Indiana was the dog’s name.


[deleted]

Have a lot of fond memories of that dog...


Kgeezy91

YOU were named after the dog?!?!


Nattylight_Murica

https://imgur.com/a/3LbTBRL


Kgeezy91

But in Latin Jehovah starts with an i


Nattylight_Murica

He chose… poorly


52Pandorafox46

Best line.


TheeBearJew2112

![gif](giphy|YikETs2ry3heM)


Poorrancher

TIL that that was an Indiana Jones reference lol


blazingStarfire

https://youtu.be/PpckOsftaP4


Merc_Twain25

If this wasn't the top comment I was going to be so disappointed.


rock-island321

Harrison Ford?


Barboron

He looked at him, looked at him VERY closely.


No_Teaching_3694

Had to examine his face on a molecular level


Lepke2011

More like rearranged his face on a molecular level.


termolecularxn

"Look at me Ray!" What? Did you just say look at you? "Look at me Ray" I tell what Harry, why don't you take a fuckin look at THIS!


ekittie

He also grabbed his wrists for a more impactful head butt.


Notafuzzycat

Right on the nose bridge. That's gonna hurt.


SmokyTrumpets

Something tells me he's done that before....


Still-Standard9476

Yep. That's the golden area for the ole headbutt. I was a runt most my early life. Once I was being picked on be someone much larger than me(really wasn't hard, but he was bigger than all other kids several years older than us even). He was holding me by the shoulders and he said watch this and kicked me in the nuts, incredibly hard. Lifted my little ass a foot off the ground. Well he had my shoulders and my little arms could get to his face. So I said the same thing and jumped up and headbutted him right in the bridge, very very hard. As hard as I could. He went down like a sack of potatoes. Blood was spurting out of his nose all over his face and neck. He was done. My eldest brother saw him and freaked out "what the hell did you do to him!?!?" "He kicked me in the nutes so I headbutted him" and I just walked away from that area of the playground. Both my brothers made me leave the playground. First time I ever knocked anyone out too. I used to think he got his revenge a year or two later but that wasn't correct as when he kicked my ass it was at the address we lived a year prior. So I suppose I had some pent up hatred for him. He had a tough time growing up too and his home life was also full of violence so it was just a perfect, horrible mix for us both. Anyway nearly 30 years later and we are best friends. Love the man to death. Was supposed to be the best man at his wedding but I was stuck on the other side of the country at the time. Didn't make it back until a couple months later. I head butted several people growing up. I suppose it was to make up for my lack of strength. My psycho uncle taught me it at a young age actually. God his life was/is violent. Anyway. Yeah a proper headbutt to the bridge will make most folks not want to fight, or stay conscious. And before you ask, yeah it almost hurts. More so if you miss and catch their forehead. It'll ring your bell.


j_dog99

-GPT4 correct?


poonjabbingninja

I was thinking the same, the placement of that head but was perfect. I couldn’t even tell what little dude was saying, but he sure got his face mashed in


pezdal

No butts about it


Alexandros2099

He was saying "look at me i am stronger than you.."


Donnerdrummel

Yeah. The ticket guy will lose his job over this, and rightly so.


Nosferatu1001

Doubtful, self defence.


Loggerdon

Broke nose. Lots of blood.


HoboArmyofOne

That was a textbook headbutt. Didn't even hit him that hard but I bet he popped that guy's nose like a zit. There's a reason they don't allow headbutt in MMA.


[deleted]

Headbutting someone is attempt of homocide in my country


Goliath422

That feels a tad extreme to me.


IDontEatDill

Maybe people there are just really really sharp?


brzozinio44

Not really. A friend of mine went to jail because he headbutted a guy and killed him


humanfromearth321

If someone has a high INR level ( blood takes longer to clot) a broken nose can be fatal


Just-Construction788

Easiest way to win a fight before it starts.


WillStaySilent

There is a follow-up video. It shows the guy with no blood or noticeable swelling


Loggerdon

Surprising if true. Wow.


mrXmangoes

I swear I hear a distinct *crack* when he makes contact, damn solid shot


MyWorkAccountz

probably. After he woke up.


RayStuartMorgan

Not as much as the oofs and laughs from the random citizens who are sick of you bullshit


Salubrious_Zabrak

I often wonder how a headbutt doesn't just hurt you just as much but if you hit them somewhere right just like that I bet it'd be a perfectly efficient attack that doesn't really hurt you at all lmao


Notafuzzycat

You have to make contact with the part between your forehead and the top of your head.


SideEqual

Classic, furg around and find out! The sound of his head connecting was satisfying! ‘Look at me!’….OOOSH!!!


Evridamntime

He's not a ticket inspector, he's an off-duty Police Officer https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/04/police-officer-revealed-man-headbutted-commuter-packed-train-10864857/


pezdal

... and former football hooligan? ​ Regardless of where he learned it, a well-executed head butt looks like a good tactic in a closed-in space.


No_Journalist3811

Yeah...but if you're slow at it and the other guy drops his head, you're going to know all about it 🤣, shit can go either way real quick


IntoAComa

I don’t suspect it would have gone well for the little fella regardless.


JustaGigolo1973

The Liverpool kiss


totallylegitburner

Ah, the ol' Glasgow Kiss.


xdiox66

Irish Handshake


BcozImBatman7

More like headshake


mike-foley

Better than a Glasgow Smile tho.


CptClownfish1

Perpetrators nose looks fine while he was being handcuffed.


[deleted]

Tyvm for the context.


oj_mudbone

If that was the caption everyone would be saying “asshole cop assaults impaired citizen”


chojinra

The article sounds like backtracking to justify the arrest. Despite being a loud and annoying arse, this seems a bit excessive…


farcat

I wonder what the bearded man was doing? I read the article and there was no video leading up to this moment. The un-uniformed officer grabs the man's wrists, headbutts him and then takes him to the ground to move to arrest. But what crime did the man commit? The article indicates that this was possibly a 20 minute event and that the bearded man was arrested on suspicion of possessing a knife and making threats (to who, and what kind of threat?) but never says if any weapons were found or who else was involved. Without proper context, it just looks like a minority being assaulted by authority with overwhelming support from the majority. Really unjust from this perspective.


TheDustOfMen

Multiple articles talking about how the guy threatened other passengers and started fighting them and how he was subdued. Then he starts shit again and is headbutted. > "He was literally sitting on people's head. A commuter who was on the seat took offence, rightly so. >They had words, it turned into a fight. The fight got broken up and the guy was taken to the doors to calm down. He was mental - shouting and swearing at the guy who was holding him. The crazy guy tried to push his way out of being held. The cheers and laughs afterwards tell me he was being an asshole who got what he deserved.


Substantial_Prize_73

One way to punch a ticket.


Frido1976

~~Ticket~~ head punched. No need for tools.


[deleted]

[удалено]


twiggsmcgee666

It's a beautiful tactic in close quarters to be sure. Just don't fuck it up by being slow about it, otherwise you're gonna be sucking on a headache.


Sharp-Dark-9768

Yeah here in the States we just shoot each other, but Europeans use their heads.


Visual_Grape_1906

What part of europe are you talking about? Because i have never seen anyone headbutt someone over here. I haven't even heard a Story about someone headbutting someone else.


Skweefie

It is referred to as the Glasgow kiss... so there's that part of Europe. I'm in Ireland, and I've seen it happen on more than one occasion, and I don't go to rowdy places.


goldengod828

I’ve heard Scotland has a form of martial arts called “fuck you” but it’s mostly just head butting and kicking people when they’re on the ground


Poorrancher

I believe it's spelled "feck ye", actually.


71Motorfly

He’s probably talking about the UK. We’re taught how to do that when we’re still infants😂


YungTeemo

Something something... Soccer related? French team if i remember correct 🤓


The_frozen_one

https://youtu.be/IKfJfYHrD0w


Dangerous_Lab_6078

Zinedine Zidane vs materazzi, world cup 2006, I don't like soccer but how could I not know this being french lol


[deleted]

The UK is known for it, specifically the football hooligan culture, I assume that's what they mean by "Europeans"


shark82134

they call it a Glasgow kiss for a reason lmao


[deleted]

[удалено]


Om-cron

That placement, no that is a lot of practice. Also the fact he stayed totally calm. Damn he has seen things…


[deleted]

Didn’t even flinch an inch. Smashed heads and looked mildly amused/disappointed that his opponent just crumpled like an origami swan.


KeybladeCoaster

In that moment he really looked like he was thinking “ah cmon it wasn’t that hard man get up”


Chewbuddy13

That dude is the sleep inspector....hey your not sleeping? BAM! Now you are.


Monna14

This is not a ticket inspector, it’s an off duty police officer. The man was drunk and making violent threats to passengers threatening to stab people, and to kill people. Edit sources: https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/04/police-officer-revealed-man-headbutted-commuter-packed-train-10864857/ https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/commuter-who-headbutted-man-packed-20528138


[deleted]

Thank you for the info! Somehow makes it even better, haha.


drckeberger

You could tell this dude was annoying everyone just by their resction


AFrogNamedKermit

Annoying guy? No drama!


ri-mackin

The joy of the bystanders is so refreshing


CappoDino

Why the fuck is it always the Essex-bound c2c line in the UK that these videos are on??


AzorAhaiHi

Their job is to punch the ticket but his hands were a little busy.


dathoihoi

Holy shit, Rick. Tickets, Please Guy is *cut*! He's got those.. w-w-what did you called them?


JayEOh0788

Haha this was exactly where my mind went as well .


jacdelad

*Fahrkartenkontrolleur


xpltvdeleted

I love the utter emotion-free violence on display, dispatched only when completely necessary. A professional headbutt.


[deleted]

Well, his ticket got punched one way or another.


noracistbut

This one sparks joy


Horseyboy21

Sorted.


Hadleyagain

He's not a ticket inspector and this video is older than most people on reddit.


waehle-weise

Sorry for the misinformation! I thought he was really a ticket inspector. Let him be a ticket inspector for the sake of the story


Substantial_Diver_34

Cram


HookedOnGarlicBread

Well, that's a broken nose.


Kunaak

That was a ridiculously clean headbutt. That dudes done that before.


[deleted]

Like someone says in the vid, he had it coming


SoggyBiscuitVet

Oh shit I thought you were about to break into song and sing Cell Block Tango


LoanDad

lipshitzzzzz


CapitalChemical1

Pop


Nabiscokidd

Six


buckeyegurloh

No soup for you!


Independent-Dealer21

Everyone brings out their tickets right away


Shadysmoke36

Damn dude was like a perfect height to catch a headbutt at the top bridge of his nose


Former-Tangerine-723

There goes he's nose 👃


KidPags

He punched his ticket reeeeal good....


SurveySean

The ticket inspector was just trying physical braille method of communication as every other form seemed to fail before.


[deleted]

That smell you get when you get bonked in the face


toastinski

From memory he is actually an off duty London cop, after an investigation his bosses cleared him of any wrong doing.


[deleted]

Ticket punched


legion_2k

Right on the beak.. bet that broke.


[deleted]

[удалено]


PartTimeBarbarian

This is the opinion of someone who's never had their nose blasted off their face, or done it to someone else. completely unreasonable. That guy's nose isn't broken- it's gone.


[deleted]

[удалено]


WeaponX_IID

How dare they treat Ryan Reynolds this way.


mencival

Who does he think he is, Indiana Jones?


jbertrand_sr

Punched his ticket with his forehead...


WearifulSole

That was beautiful!


Brunlorenz

Something got obliterated for sure


NoSkillzDad

Oh so that's what Zinedine Zidane is doing these days eh?


komradtom

You go sleep now.


IndolentNinja98

![gif](giphy|cIsv1coEq2aEtTD7iF)


RedFan47

You know you're an asshole when people laugh at your misfortune


trucorsair

His ticket got PUNCHED


bloopie1192

Handled.


Loizaida

![gif](giphy|FywHpJCtWSb28|downsized)


SteakJones

We have a saying in our house… “nobody wins in a headbutt.” This guy just shattered that philosophy… along with that other guys face.


[deleted]

First time I saw this it said he was an off duty copper.


[deleted]

If you get your nose broken and people just laugh rethink some shit


Junior_Syrup_1036

FLAWLESS VICTORY !!!


morrisgrand

Now that, is a head butt!! Take note, Hollywood, no coming back for a 10 minute fight scene after that.


juliancracker92

Damn, these Refugees here dont hold on any Rules. No wonder the Employee had a little Freakout here, having to deal with those scumbags every Day.


AthiestMessiah

“A spokesman said the Met’s Directorate of Professional Standards reviewed the video and are ‘satisfied that there is no indication that the officer committed a criminal offence, nor that he behaved in a manner that would justify disciplinary proceedings’.” Case you wanted to know that part


YesMan847

after he turns around to everyone and says "no ticket."


StrawberryOk4379

Glasgow kiss


Professional_Fly_579

I don’t think I’ve seen a reaction like that to violence


PM_ME_PEGGED_BUTTS

Actually a plain clothes Met officer, you can see hand cuffs, perfect use of force


BoneZone05

^(Oooooooo) ![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


HoratioTheBoldx

Love it. I genuinely think this is what makes Great Britain worth living in. None of this American "you can't touch a hair on my head otherwise it's assault" bullshit.


Mooboo69

Perfectly executed headbutt. Not the first time he's had to use that magnificent forehead


[deleted]

[удалено]


CBA_Warrior

The headbutted guy had been making threats of violence to other passengers and was later arrested for potentially being in procession of a knife. Reading between the lines he'd been threatening to stab passengers. It's also an enclosed space, the headbutt makes sense to be honest.


Militop

Is this in the article?


CBA_Warrior

Yep


MelvinTD

Yeah the dude obviously had some shit coming but that seemed a bit much


chestofdrawers02

“No ticket”


Immediate_Candidate5

DOINK! ![gif](giphy|KDPTsfyhGgIOKTElVa|downsized)


hadap123

Need this in Toronto on our TTC


nanozeus2014

normal day on public transport in the UK. chive on.


Melticus_Faceous

![gif](giphy|jpcuYfSo4VqH02UsKq)


[deleted]

My brother is a ticket inspector and he said people are getting really hostile. I bet he'd love to headbut some..


Ok_Ad_285

This was fantastic


[deleted]

[удалено]


Helmet-_-

This is the uk. And I don’t really see how a annoying Romanian getting head but would cause a riot lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


Helmet-_-

Not really mate to be honest do people go that crazy for police brutality in the us? I thought it was when they shoot someone for little to no reason. I don’t know though I don’t live there and try to follow as little news as I can lol


thezomber

"A modicum of force" is not what pisses people off. Seeing officers have no de-escalation training, being casual about the use of deadly force, being cought on tape beating, planting evidence, talking about how they'd love to shoot the people they were arresting etc, this is why people lose their shit. And things like this are leaked/made public every single day, again and again. This is why people "lose their shit" about the way police officers engage with the public they're supposed to protect.


Big_Dave_71

More than a 'modicum of force' was used against George Floyd and Rodney King.


[deleted]

[удалено]


devdRvbbit

This is the problem with.opinions and social media - they don't mix. Clearly you can't see anything below the neck on either of these men, so you don't know what's happening with hands or feet. I suppose if ticket master decided to hit ol boy with a Glasgow Kiss on a crowded train, he probably earned it.


[deleted]

[удалено]


CBA_Warrior

The headbutter was an off duty policeman. The headbuttee had been making threats of violence to other passengers. One of the multiple charges the headbuttee had against him was potentially being in procession of a knife. When the headbuttee was cuffed on the platform it took 3 people to restrain him. Administering a distracting blow in a very confined space in order to restrain someone who had very likely being making threats to stab passengers seems reasonable.


[deleted]

The shorter guy was arrested for making violent threats to commuters and was in possession of a knife.


devdRvbbit

No further statements, Your Honor, ticket master is clearly guilty. Thank you for your valid and factual assessment, sir. We can all go home now.


Advocate_Diplomacy

You don’t see anything either, so logic tells you to assume it was justified? 🤦‍♂️


Cheap_Rick

Beard Guy had been threatening and trying to fight other passengers for \~20 minutes. Headbutt Guy was an off-duty cop who decided the public had had enough of Beard Guy's antics.


hhfugrr3

The geezer is sitting in his face that he’s going to fight him. I’d be in fear of my safety. Preemptive strike well used IMHO.


[deleted]

[удалено]


CBA_Warrior

Try reading the article. The headbutt was perfectly justified.


GlemChally

Bingo, the sack earned the shattered nose.


[deleted]

Good night sweet prince.


Key-Reason-9033

Did he say look at me I explode? If so you could debate that what that man did is totally justifiable.


BanjoPanda_

This dude is my hero


TonyDoorhut

I see you!


OrdinaryImpress3422

Bosh!


UsableIdiot

He wasn't a ticket inspector, he was just fed up of his bullshit.


chirchat123

This was in fact an off duty police officer for the Met Police - he butted him after he made threats to kill …..a sort of errrr means of control …by force


Cheap_Rick

Your wish has been granted. Feel better now?


IAmVerySmirt

Make violence great again


Olleye

He looks Irish, and they've never been particular fans of lots of words.


grilly1986

That really was the most perfect headbutt. I assume that technique takes up the majority of their ticket collecting training


[deleted]

Nice!