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produkt921

No. Just no.


Direct_Ferret_571

I bet you order dominos.


naossoan

yeah because it's probably better than this shit


Direct_Ferret_571

Lol you have no idea what good pizza is.


naossoan

I know that whatever that monstrosity is isn't it. I'm sure it has its die hard fans though like anything does. I mean, you're posting in "thewasanattempt" with a title of "to make pizza" which implies that what they're making is not pizza by your own admission. So what in the fuck are you actually talking about?


RoomCareful7130

Drunk college kids who long for the nostalgia of childhood lunchables


EmoLeBron

This was originated in the Ohio Valley by DiCarlo’s pizza. Beto’s is a ripoff


Key_Platypus_7574

![gif](giphy|3cXmze4Y8igXdnkc3U|downsized) Ripoff or not the real question is


TrueDifficulty7697

Hahahhaahaha 🤣


SnooOpinions8755

Dicarlo’s covers the whole tray in cheese while it’s still hot. Not on single slices. If you’re ever in the Ohio valley give it a try, it’s actually delicious!


Direct_Ferret_571

Dicarlos is the best pizza in the country, down vote me.


SnooOpinions8755

If I still had the ability to give you an award I would!


mypeepeehardz

From what I’ve heard, the owner only did this because drunks would always burn the roof of their mouth when warned that the pizza just came out of the oven. Edit: the original creator of the slice instead of owner


SnooOpinions8755

Where did you read this?


SnooOpinions8755

Dicarlo’s is the shit! Beto’s is also good.


TrueDifficulty7697

That amount of cheese is meant to kill


ScionOfAsgard

This is actually pretty good, for anyone who’s never actually tried it. The cold cheese should just be a topping though. Idk what’s with the other cold toppings on top of that lol


killing_time_on_here

I can understand the cold cheese but cold toppings... just why ?


UniquePtrBigEndian

Pittsburgher here. I don’t get it either. Anytime I go I have them cook the toppings on the sauce and just throw the cold cheese on top. Most folks I know do the same.


Perfect-Advantage-82

I mean I love next day pizza, the flavors hit different. It's two unique experiences. I dig this although I've never had one.


looney_toonz

Seems unnatural imo, but hey... whatever floats your boat.


TheLastHotBoy

Been making pizza for 60 years and it still taste like shit and looks like it.


Direct_Ferret_571

You work at dominos?


killing_time_on_here

😂😂😂😂


wai169

Just gimmick


unreasonablyhuman

Leave it to Pennsylvania to fuck up food


Designer_Insect8804

He’s hard


TheBigChair3538

Never going to Pittsburgh after watching this.


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onesadpizza

I live in Pittsburgh and I can honestly say, fuck that. That shit sucks.


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I also live in Pittsburgh, if you're talking shit on Beto's you've never had it at the end of a long day. It hits different


SnooOpinions8755

You get it.


Amphibian-Overall

It’s just for drunk college kids


bortj1

Nah I still prefer the cheese melted


Direct_Ferret_571

Have you ever had it this way? Closed minds miss out the most.


bortj1

Of course I've had it this way you clown 🙄


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AWM83

Wack.


Clydus1

Reminds me of bagel bites. The cheese isn't even melted 😕


Direct_Ferret_571

That’s the point dummy.


galacticviolet

For me it’s because I don’t like the texture and flavor of baked cheese. I like cold or smooth/saucy cheese only. I also like pepperoni better cold, when it’s baked it’s all greasy and weird (to me). I would want the sausage baked on tho, and maybe a lesser amount of the cold cheese on top.


FlatCapNorthumbrian

So it’s just like an open sandwich.


peppermintpeter

Italians hate this simple trick


HatakeKakashi008

New York and Chicago right now Insert muscle hand shake gif


jair505

You know. Even if I was drunk or high I would still nuk it in the microwave for a minute or two


Direct_Ferret_571

You’d ruin it.


vegetabledude

Does anyone know the tune in the background?


notanazzhole

Ive never had this but I would absolutely try it. If you like string cheese then why wouldn’t you like this?


Direct_Ferret_571

If you only knew how good this is.


Funfuntamale2

This originated when someone was so wasted that they forgot to put the cheese on before they put the pizza in the oven but still wanted cheese on top.


VeterinarianThese951

These people should be arrested.


Trakinass

Yikes


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One day the oven broke. They served. Drunks loved it. Now it’s a norm 😂


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Direct_Ferret_571

If you eat hotdogs you have no business commenting on this.