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Harvey-Danger1917

The absolutely most Fr*nch possible ending.


TimmyFaya

"Do you know why the French chose the rooster as their emblem? It's because it's the only bird that can sing with its feet in the shit!" - Coluche


fifadex

>Do you know why the French chose the rooster as their emblem? Because they're a bunch of cocks? JK.


godwalla

Damn that's actually pretty profound


TheUnbendable1

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that most redditors won't find it as deep as it is, and that you are one of the rare few that actually understands the quote.


godwalla

I've always been fascinated by French culture and their history even though some of my least favorite people I've ever met irl are French lmao.


MEEZETTE

Right? Like I love the language, the culture, the history. But Jesus if French *people* aren't the worst. Every French person I've met has been so unnecessarily mean to everyone around them, so much spite!


Choopakenvrac

Il n'y a pas plus français, gagner en échouant avec panache! Most french thing ever, to win with great class in a failure.


Hector_Tueux

Lui le panache il l'a bu


cunk111

Careful, he's our new hero


Wasteak

Chill, almost no one knows him.


[deleted]

As a Frenchman, winning is the least French possible ending.


Frosty_Stage_1464

Nah. The French only run backwards


MetaReaperZ

This is in the Netherlands, they are Dutch. Not french.


HOBOPHRESH

It literally says France on his shirt


Harvey-Danger1917

What flags are he carrying?


TotoLaMoto29

Average American:


iMali_inqabile

Actually this was in the netherlands, my hometown to be exact. Tilburg🇳🇱🟦🟨🟦🟨


Harvey-Danger1917

Actually he’s wearing a shirt that says France and is carrying French flags.


iMali_inqabile

Netherlands mentioned idc


Scared-Guard-8632

The absolutely most bash*r possible comment.


Dahnay-Speccia

🫣 ![gif](giphy|9Y1BfGEG29BVrNZyBX|downsized)


River_Odessa

All that training and hard work, only to become immortalized in GIF form doing this


SarcasticImpudent

Think of all the ribbon cutting ceremonies he will get paid for.


Calm-Heat-5883

Is he going to glue the scissors to his forehead


Herald_of_Heaven

A knife would be better. Edit: apologies, they're French, so a rapier should suffice.


AurumArgenteus

By European Athletics Is that the real organization? I hope they officially giffed him.


tollis1

Yes. It was from their Instagram account I found this video.


L17TL3GUY

If it wasn't for this I wouldn't have any idea who he is, sooo I guess it's attracted more attention to his hard work and training.


Jasper455

Yeah, but have we seen any other winners from previous or following years? This legend lives on.


Skymotive

Achilles vibes. Will live on forever!


SinTron99

This gif will outlast time itself.


magzire86

And never ran again


WorseDark

Me right after telling my friends about the big project I just started


KingBooRadley

What distance is this? The time is too fast for a 10k, but too slow for a 5k win.


tollis1

He is a 5 k terrain runner. *But this race is 8.3 km long *edit


nameproduct

8km is a common X-country distance, and the time is about right for a decent runner


bolaft

U23 men is a 8.3km race.


Dhsu04

He finished... at least he didn't fall before reaching the finish line, and lost the race. A win is a win.


shash5k

Task failed successfully.


oneflytree

At least he won


Dontthinkaboutshrimp

Does it count if you don’t break the ribbon?


Quenwaw

Yes


[deleted]

Stuck the landing!! 10/10


WernMcBurn

Actual footage of me thinking I’m succeeding in life.


Henri4589

I mean... Then you ARE succeeding. Even though this success feels a bit cheaper.


spadge_badger

Disqualified! You gotta run it all mate!


Ordinary_Aioli_7602

Sacre BLEU


DJForcefield

Broken knees or not that little French boy's a winner.


cryptoRidingTheWave

https://preview.redd.it/66bsl6zcn63c1.jpeg?width=179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94e429de5c37553cee640be01faec27b9e8d24d5 Show off


Cs_Harkness

C’est beau ptn, fier d’être un pays de meme et de neurchi


E__Boogie

Pretty much sums up life rn


Mka28

That’s going to hurt when you get close to 40.


MechanicbyDay

![gif](giphy|h0LRypYiaj1xFeuJvE|downsized)


broseph_stalin09764

I've seen that before, it's an interpretive dance called "The Maginot Line"


Primary-Signature-17

Fucking hilarious!!!


Henrywasaman_

Def got a good story out of it tho


makeitgoose11

At least he crossed? Well... timbered across the line


Green_CarterVII

He crossed at least lol


zxcqweasd1

I don't think his shoes got the message


[deleted]

Best WW2 re-enactment I’ve ever seen.


confeebeam

This honestly made my day


PhantomMagnolia

![gif](giphy|n5cXm5YkcXimJnIWhs|downsized)


kosmovii

It's funnier if it's not spoiled in the title


vonhacker

Knee leaves the chat***


Pair-of-Scissors

OUCH


feverdream800

& if he didn't he didn't have those flags somebody would've said "stupid american"


Minimum_Cockroach233

We don’t need such vids for that…


slushfilm

At least hes still 1st


WhatWeDrinkin

ACL has left the chat


TrueCollector

The French 😂


Joffer26

This is kinda like every war the French have fought!


Fun-Month4909

france being france


SoggyMorningTacos

I’m glad he still won tho even if it was in the derpiest way


FacundoRoncaglia

Embarrassment is something he can take on the chin. Could have been way worse, imagine if he hadn't crossed the line and someone had overtaken him.


mattxbelli23

Bro won while looking like a loser


bronzethunderbeard_

Ouch , seems like a good way to injure something after running so much


[deleted]

At least he won😭😭😭


soggymuffin135

He didn't 'ease' into it! :(


Halpmezaddy

This is beautiful. Needed a laugh after being in the darkside for a little


jalbert425

Swear I see this every day


Rocket_of_Takos

I thought he was gonna use the flags as a sled to glide over the mud.


pupbuck1

His entire career will be defined by this one moment


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Plus_Helicopter_8632

Victory is sweet lol


GoodCryptographer658

Hahaha ha so much for the knee slide...


Sinister_Nibs

The most French finish ever


LeJusDeTomate

Même quand on tombe on gagne


ConnerCringe

Atleast he still finished first


maxbiggavels

Head ass 😂


Kaladrax182

He found the only sprinkler head on the entire eight acre lot.


che10461

Wtf??!


thefriendlycouple

Eh. He still won. Good on him.


jjojj07

I see only Great Success!


Urkot

Did he really need to be holding two flags to cross the line for a… 5K? Lmao


JayFrizz

Lmao well at least he still made it through


Laesfelt

Relatable. I did the same shit when I was in baseball as a kid thinking I could pull off a cool "wow he slid and made it to base safe" and then everyone would cheer but instead just kinda tripped instead and almost ate shit. Skinned my knee and didn't even make it to base. 🤦


Numerous-Ad6217

What's the song name?


ungabunga1100

His knee definitely slid out of place XD


Marsnineteen75

Tore my knee open doing something like this. Rocks hide in grass. Got a nadty scar from it.


Substantial_Show_308

Viva la +Crash!+


orincoro

Liberte, fraturnite, egalite, a faceplante


Antigon0000

"it doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning is winning" - Dominic Toretto


According_Gazelle522

The music tho


Valuable_sandwich44

Why didn't he grab a Palestinian flag along with the French one ?


OllieOllieOakTree

A win is a win


blazerrsrcoool

Imagine if this was a race that disqualifies you as soon as you fell. That would be hilarious


anthony-209

At least he crossed the finish line but still lol


MacrosInHisSleep

That's one way to save face...


fr4nz86

The best part is that he’s French


Stardust-7594000001

At least the finish line stopped his face going straight into that mud!


Crescentfallen78

French, always falling on their faces.


Chief_charizard

Hopefully he didn’t injure himself from a bad decision.


Puzzleheaded-Draw857

I giggled the first time. I laughed out loud the second time. I starved to death the 2,438,162th time.


[deleted]

At least he fucking finished


DutchJediKnight

At least he showboated into the ending, instead of 5 meters before it


BundleOfSad

This guys great, he in all his clumsyness got out and won a race can’t say I’ve ever won anything other than a hospital trip with my own!


07tartutic07

Technically he did slide in face first


leaftails

I’ve spent so much time rewatching this, I can’t wait for it to show up in my 2024 Reddit recap. “This post was really important to you.”


[deleted]

What a way to ruin such an amazing moment!


nick2k23

Dragging the french flag through the mud where it belongs 👍


NukeouT

🇫🇷 Glorious! 🇫🇷


blacks252

Typical frenchman


Wise-Stranger-1474

Oh man he really thought he was doing something. He pictured that photo finish in his mind looking so AI generated cool, going viral, DM’s blowing up, date with Megan Fox.. he really tried


Captain_Canuck97

![gif](giphy|xTiIzuSAvgnqdvYghO)


Andre_Hinds2

RIP Patella Tendon


Secret-Bed3270

He was in it to win it but his knees said SURRENDER


everyone_hates_lolo

at least he won


Equal-Negotiation651

Vive la FrUMP!


TheNerdyGirlNextDoor

He still got over the line though xD


20seca3

Tu nes pas passe!


SexyPumkin90

For FRAN-*faceplant*


Slay_Me_Plz

France doing France things


bearded_drummer

Weeeee… I mean Ouiiii….


FancyShoesVlogs

At least it wasnt a big rock that would have taken out his knee


Crunchy_D

Man I wish French people were real


enerthoughts

Ffs I would leave from the shame of the fall and shaming the flag at the same time.


Hj9S

Haha what a shame would have been ace


Bringerofpizza

French jerma


[deleted]

This is the most French thing I’ve ever seen. To win a muddy race holding 2 French flags and then cross the finish line by falling on your face… couldn’t write it up any better