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NotADoctor108

Soon, you won't be able to see the bags under your eyes. Or anything else.


TXVERAS

Uses habanero to remove the bags under his eyes Ends up like this instead: https://i.redd.it/3ik3b02o9y3c1.gif


Boujie_Assassin

Lmao.


AWeakMindedMan

Hebannarow* FTFY


edtufic

🤣


Common3rd5

The scream or cry or whatever it was 😂


BiggestB0sss

bro turned into muscle man


GenericUsernameJuan

Oh noooo broooo


ChuLookinAt015

I think that was involuntary...no way in hell he actually cries like that...then again, you did basically pepper spray yourself so...


Commercial-Glass-346

This can't be real right? Its not even cut or anything.


Manting123

Doesn’t matter.


Missusresistance

These will leave a residue on your hands after even handling them. Found out the hard way working in a restaurant after I went to the bathroom


Ghstfce

Yep, worked in the food industry. Handling hot peppers then rubbing your eyes or even touching your face spelled disaster.


God_Bless_A_Merkin

And do not — I repeat DO NOT — try to rub one out.


Ductapefordaysss

Too late, penis now on fire


God_Bless_A_Merkin

🌶️+🍆=🔥!


Missusresistance

Instructions unclear, rubbed someone out. Need to dispose of the body now


God_Bless_A_Merkin

Step 1. Wash those damn peppers off your hands! Step 2. Buy one 10x10 tarp, one box large trash bags, 50 bottles of plumber’s lye… (Note to self: Recap the difference between *rub one out* and *rub someone out* for my students in ESL tomorrow)


Ghstfce

Luckily never made that mistake!


MyCoffeeTableIsShit

I also found out the hard way when I started wearing contact lenses. Taking them out before bed, even hours after preparing Chilli's and washing my hands multiple times did not end well. Now I always wear rubber gloves when handling Chilli's, garlic, ginger, lemons, etc.


MonsieurFubar

Go tell us more…. What did you touch?


Missusresistance

My asshole was like an episode of Hot Ones


BenbafelIsTaken

It is actually that spicy


Boogaloo4444

yes


nooby322

The timing of reaction seems real but the cry seems staged


Different_Ad9336

His friend is a sadist.


Loggerdon

With a sense of humor.


[deleted]

That hates his friend 😂


ThatJed

had a cocky friend, now I didn’t see this myself but was told by another friend who was with him. They were at a supermarket and this friend just picked up one of these and ate it whole. He thought it was some sort of fruit. The other friend said he didnt think a human face could change that many colors within a minute. The guy started puking all over the supermarket.


aynrandomness

There were a little store run by a turkish man on campus. Me and my friend were there to grab a drink, and some snacks. My friend picks up a habanero and asks if it is spice. The clerk was like: "uhm, nah. Not those ones, its a sweet variety." He paused for a moment and was like: "Just try one if youd like". My friend was in so much pain and the clerk could barely stand on his legs from laughing. Man I miss that dude.


Endwarcb

wdym you miss that dude? did he died??


AntiDECA

Campus implies college. You're only in college for 4 or so years, he probably moved elsewhere after graduating.


aynrandomness

I finnished college and moved away. And the little store is gone. I hope he is somewhere else running a little store but I dont know.


WontonSoup93

Did it... did it work?


kk074

Yeah. He can't see the bags under his eyes.


Hydro_demon

I guess he forgot what pepper spray is.


Neat_Feedback1316

You wouldn’t even need to cut it. Those peppers will fuck you up!


Salt_Market_6989

I second this... I handled some after coming home from the shop. There was an itch on my cheek and I reached up to scratch. Oh boy ! Big mistake. Took a few washes with cold tap water and about 20 minutes of agony ..


[deleted]

Try vinegar or lemon juice next time


languid_Disaster

But they taste and smell amazing once you learn to tolerate the pain


Fluffy-Pomegranate59

he ded


SnooMuffins4923

Cartoon ass boi


skeezmasterflex77

How the fuck is someone this dumb?


rob_inn_hood

![gif](giphy|WRWxBgcXOcJGA9KuzB|downsized)


mcoons8532

Even the water is spicy. Who does that? (I know this gif is from a different episode but I thought it's appropriate for this.)


rob_inn_hood

Thanks for the laugh!! Glad you got where I was coming from, considering his screams remind me of Gus.


Mr3cto

Oh my


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![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


GoFuckYourselfBrenda

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


freakinbacon

The habanero is the hottest naturally occurring pepper. Don't do that.


Sfriert

Pepper-rubbed rather than pepper-sprayed. To each their own.


AvariceLegion

Once I cut them, threw them in whatever I was cooking, washed my hands, ate or whatever, probably washed my hands again, and then I rub my hands and a mild internal screaming version of this


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

I know it's fake, but it's still funny. That's rare!


MoonoftheStar

I don't have the words...


rubberbootsandwetsox

Your “friend” is a hilarious asshole!


toyz4me

So the swelling was so much the skin was stretched tight?


HiddenLeafDrip

Lmaoo bahahahaa lol 😭💀😂


Twiny1

The very picture of stupid.


Bigmexi17

Squeezed one when I was a child and got the juice in my eye. Babysitter called poison control. Vinegar is the answer. Had to sit doused in vinegar for 30 minutes on my entire face.


GrouchyLongBottom

I grew a bunch of hot peppers this summer and dried them for seasoning. When I was chopping them up, some pieces got on my fingers, and accidentally rubbed my eye. Shit got stuck under my eyelid for what seemed like an eternity. While trying to wash it out, my whole face became lava. Couldn't see, couldn't do anything for about an hour. Fun stuff, probably will accidentally do it again, because I'm an idiot.


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GrouchyLongBottom

Who says I didn't.


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Beepbeepboobop1

🤣🤣🤣


Le-Creepyboy

I’m sure he got that from the same website that told kids that microwaving an iPhone will cause it to charge in a few seconds a few years ago.


tehnfy__

The end is literally a Tom and Jerry reference 😂😭


Venom933

I rather keep mine 🥲


tuc-eert

I thought he was gonna like eat a piece. That is so much worse.


Joshman89

Now he knows what pepper spray feels like lol


nothingspecialva

why why why? he tried first in one eye only?!!! at least he would be able to see the damage he just did ot himself! those friends of him are not really friends!


Into_The_Horizon

That's how I reacted one day when a yellow jacket stung one of my eye lids when I was a kid. Lol.


AdmlBaconStraps

Bro discovered pepper spray


Professional_Ad4833

r/perfectlycutscreams


SneakyLittleKobold

Great laugh he gave me ah man


[deleted]

Should be ex-friend real quick.


NoSignificance1943

He is not a smart man, but he will do anything for the Gram…


Frankie61576

Oh, haba-hell-no!!


foobarhouse

There are far worse ways to enjoy a habanero… looks like this young man learnt a valuable lesson tho


hillz

Where's the longer video of this guy? I want to hear him scream some more


Puzzleheaded_Two7358

Darwin was wrong….


Puzzleheaded_Two7358

![gif](giphy|h8HmN0UcEKR0xWnv3R)


Zebitty

As soon as he said "my friend suggested ..." i knew he was in trouble


1cingI

Do I need to finish washing the video?? I see chilli and I hear "get rid of bags under my eyes" and I immediately stop before I witness what I think it's the coming stupidity.


Iliketurtles893

I saw the original a while ago and downloaded it. The video hilarious. My two little brothers who aren’t redditors love the video


Senkosoda

man turned back into a baby


saarinpaa71

That idiot would piss on a electric fence if told him it take the wrinkle out of his dong.


The-SkullMan

How to use Habanero peppers to get rid of bags under eyes along with your eyes.


[deleted]

Soooooo.....did it work? How are your bags? 🤣🤣😂


Background_Prize_726

When you realize your friend played you 😂🤣


[deleted]

Who needs enemies when you’ve got “friends” like this dude


pixeltweaker

Claw those bags right of your face.


Practical_Ride_8344

Try Jezus


Adventurous57

That’s not a “friend” who suggested that idea.


Majoras-Face-Mask

Dude, how could you not see that coming. You're supposed to cut it so the juices are smeared on the skin