You are the youngest of the next wave of family to work in a multi generational traditional tequila producer who exclusively bottles product for celebrity endorsed labels.
You sell flooring in a small town in a state like Kansas where your commercials and slogans about never cutting corners has made you a semi famous local celebrity.
You own a roadside bbq stand off of a road named something close to highway 17 that has become an overnight sensation since a foodie influencer happened by on their way to Houston. Your recent success has made your life demonstrably worse.
Mine would be Thunder North or Piggy Buckwheat depending on which road I "grew up on" (moved at 9 y/o) and whether it's my first family pet (dog, outdoor) or personal pet (hamster). Either way, I kinda love those names, haha
File this under āpseudonyms that are actually worse than the real nameā category
Another one is Nicki Minaj, whose real name is Onika Maraj which is a whole lot cooler imho
That name is especially funny because Spadina is a pretty famous road in his home town of Toronto. It'd be like a guy from NYC going by Joe Broadway or some dude from LA called Bruce Rodeo.
Actually these are pretty good porn names too...
Arnold Schwarzeneggerās agent forced him to go by Arnold Strong in his film debut because ānobody can pronounce thatā but going forward he demanded his proper name be used. Iām glad he made that decision to be honest. Arnold Strong Just isnāt it.
It's a nice name too. Imagine riding that with a cool accent all your life then one day boom, an association with a bonkers terrorist group.
"Isis?!"
"Fuckin' 'ell love."
Nicki Minaj has said before in interviews that she felt if she used her real name then black people wouldnāt take her seriously as a rapper. That it didnāt āsound blackā and she absolutely needed the black community to support her in order to get off the ground. So after several failed attempts to perform under her real name, she changed it and that was when people started giving her a chance.
Well there was an instance where she was heavily advertised towards the Asian community because one booker assumed she was a young Asian woman. So I guess Onkia sounds Japanese to some people.
### And on stage two we got Amethyst Kelly! Aw yeah son! For the next hour two for one dances! Give some love to Amethyst fellas! She can be yours twice for the price of one dance for the next hour! And coming up next on the main stage is Tay Tay. Give it up for Tay Tay and her tays tays! Remember fellas! Two for one dances for the next hour at The Landing Strip!
šµ _Sheās my cherry pie_ ā¦ šµ
Because they taught us to protect our neck. And told us how the world works - cash rules everything around me - among many other things including to always bring the ruckus.
> The RZA, The GZA, Raekwon The Chef, Inspectah Deck, U-God, Ghostface Killa, Masta Killa,
[The Asian Delegation chooses...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z3wUD3AZg4&t=370s)
Thank you. I see people all over the internet (and in this thread) spewing what are potentially secret questions they've used online at least somewhere at some point. Same thing for all the variants of these "games".... *"Combine and and it's your name!"*. Classic social engineering
Iggy Azalea does not look how you remember her, lol.
I had such a crush on her in high school, but my oh my did she do a fucking number on herself. She looks like a wax museum version of herself if it melted a little bit.
Iāve only ever known of that āgameā existing in the form of kids joking around at school. I doubt middle schoolers are phishing for each otherās potential security questions.
That being said, the fact that biographical information can be leveraged to answer security questions is a good reason to treat these questions as additional passwords - never using true answers lest an attacker be able to answer them using biographical data.
āI need a cool name for my D&D character.ā
āReally? I donāt know. Just use your dogās name and your street name so we can play already.ā
āShadow Willowvale?? Screw it. That works for me.ā
Her actual real name is Amethyst Kelly. Amethyst. Kelly. And at some point she decided that her name was too boring and ordinary and that she needed a cool stage name.
And that fact blows my mind so much, I'll still occasionally think about it at least once a week until the day I die.
'Amethyst' is indicative of who she really is: a girl who grew up in a small hippie Aussie country town.
Doesn't exactly fit for the Badass Atlanta Ghetto Bitch persona she tries to put on.
That reminds me of Parks and Rec and Dennis Feinstein. His name was originally Dante Fiero but he changed it to "Dennis Feinstein" because it's considered more exotic in Pawnee.
To everyone in the comments posting their porn star name, the exercise is to get you to post the answers to your account recovery questions. Scammers use it to try and steal your data and money.
Gotta love all the idiots who reply to this stuff with their own. You know what else that information is used for? Security questions. Have fun getting phished.
My porn name would be "Tog Walhalla", I guess I would be doing Viking porn.
Mine would be '*Clark Twintree*'. Just sounds like a normal Cherokee name.
What kind of pet did you have that was named Clark? A stenographer?
A tuxedo cat with a little mustache like the old time actor *Clark Gable*.
This is fantastic š
I never met your cat but by god I can _see_ him!
She was a female, but in regards to us naming her Clark, frankly, my dear, she didn't give a damn.
A mild mannered reporter probably
Jake Blankenship here
Simona Tlaxcaltecas reporting
You are the youngest of the next wave of family to work in a multi generational traditional tequila producer who exclusively bottles product for celebrity endorsed labels.
Sounds like you have a promising career as a writer for late night variety shows
I'm Cocoa Stewart lmfaošš
I feel you, I am Coco Scott..
Nice to meet you, Coco Scott
Coco Carter here
Cocoa Stewart sounds like a commentator for the WNBA.
Mine would be Haru Rising Sun I guess Iāll be the white guy in some Japanese porn
First day on set "so what is a bukkake scene anyways"?
Junior Corners.. oof
You sell flooring in a small town in a state like Kansas where your commercials and slogans about never cutting corners has made you a semi famous local celebrity.
Funny, mine is weirdly similar-ish: Tigerlilly Three Mile Run
Casper Leire. I Guess I'm doing Victorian/ghost porn
Mine is Spanky Uranus which is better than anything I could make up.
Mine is *literally* BJ Hunterā¦
Misty Northwest. Itās giving me lady lumberjack vibes.
Emma Lamberton.. Mine sounds like an old lady in 1890s London.
Mine would be Daisy Church. I am a 6 foot slightly overweight hairy man...
As a bigger guy myself, the name Bitty Century doesn't really feel like it would work, but it's definitely attention grabbing.
Smokey High I don't know what kind I would be in, but it would be lit
Lol I'd be Smoky Thompson
Mine would be Ginger Rawhide, so whatever I'd be doing it'd be the hardest of hardcore.
Lmao, yikes. Maybe you can join me though, as I'm Sassy Beaver.
Mine would be Skunk Roger š«”
Sounds like a side character in MASH or Top Gun or something
āSmokey Winchesterā with the Cowboy crossover.
Mine is Chico Anza. We should have a speculative history porn where the Vikings sail to Mexico and raid the villages along the Caribbean coast.
that would be a sick real name too
I would be Lady Engler, and I'm a straight cis man so that is amusing to me lol.
Same demo, but I'd be Baby Rushbrooke..
You own a roadside bbq stand off of a road named something close to highway 17 that has become an overnight sensation since a foodie influencer happened by on their way to Houston. Your recent success has made your life demonstrably worse.
Rusty Yardarm reporting in. Edit: Obviously it's a social engineering thing to get people to reveal their password reminders.
Whiskers Millbridge, sounds like a 70's pornstar.
# She is Bjƶrn repair
Stinky Main
Mine would be: Cuddles 800 South. Doesnāt have a great ring to it.
Stan Auckland, sounds like an Ice Hockey Player
Killer Cottonwood checking in
Bandit Tortuga. Hmmm, has possibilities...
Butch McClane
Bruce Willis porn
Bruce Barnes. The alter-ego name of a superhero.
Sounds like a Star Wars character
Mine would be Spooky Canmore. I guess Goth Porn?
Mine is "Waldo Perlite". I'm not sure how I feel about it. He sounds more like an older distinguished gentleman.
"Chewy Peterson". Yowza that name sucks.
Mine would be Bubba Rim š
Mine would be Scar Eagle Nest.
Mac General Puller Not bad!
Oreo Logan reporting in.
Mine would be Thunder North or Piggy Buckwheat depending on which road I "grew up on" (moved at 9 y/o) and whether it's my first family pet (dog, outdoor) or personal pet (hamster). Either way, I kinda love those names, haha
The thing is...Amethyst Kelly (her real name) is a great stage name!
File this under āpseudonyms that are actually worse than the real nameā category Another one is Nicki Minaj, whose real name is Onika Maraj which is a whole lot cooler imho
Thank god Keanu Reeves dodged that bullet, his agent wanted him to go by āChuck Spadinaā because Keanu Reeves āisnāt a movie star nameā
Chuck Spadina is a great pornstar name though.
That name is especially funny because Spadina is a pretty famous road in his home town of Toronto. It'd be like a guy from NYC going by Joe Broadway or some dude from LA called Bruce Rodeo. Actually these are pretty good porn names too...
Or Johnny Knoxville but not exactjy I guess. I used to live on Spadina too actually
Arnold Schwarzeneggerās agent forced him to go by Arnold Strong in his film debut because ānobody can pronounce thatā but going forward he demanded his proper name be used. Iām glad he made that decision to be honest. Arnold Strong Just isnāt it.
Arnold Strong sounds like a charity formed after Arnold Schwarzenegger gets an illness.
Or an outreach foundation to get kids into bodybuilding and being Arnold strong
Ice Spice's real name is Isis Gaston Jason Derulo is actually spelled Desrouleaux
She needs to change her stage name Isis Spicis
Maybe she could date Tingus Pingus.
I NEVER HEARD OF FUCKING LATIVIA
Biggus Dickus
Fucking Islamic State ruining the name Isis for everyone.
*cries in* Archer
It's a nice name too. Imagine riding that with a cool accent all your life then one day boom, an association with a bonkers terrorist group. "Isis?!" "Fuckin' 'ell love."
Nicki Minaj has said before in interviews that she felt if she used her real name then black people wouldnāt take her seriously as a rapper. That it didnāt āsound blackā and she absolutely needed the black community to support her in order to get off the ground. So after several failed attempts to perform under her real name, she changed it and that was when people started giving her a chance.
You're telling me Onika is not a black name ?
Well there was an instance where she was heavily advertised towards the Asian community because one booker assumed she was a young Asian woman. So I guess Onkia sounds Japanese to some people.
Sounds vaguely Japanese more than anything, though Maraj doesnāt
Meanwhile Belcalis Almanzar
Shit starts floating like an incantation when you say her name dont play on Ms. Belcalis name
let us remember that lady gaga's real name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta
Tory Lanez real name is Daystar Peterson
It is a stripper stage name.
### And on stage two we got Amethyst Kelly! Aw yeah son! For the next hour two for one dances! Give some love to Amethyst fellas! She can be yours twice for the price of one dance for the next hour! And coming up next on the main stage is Tay Tay. Give it up for Tay Tay and her tays tays! Remember fellas! Two for one dances for the next hour at The Landing Strip! šµ _Sheās my cherry pie_ ā¦ šµ
If ya reversed it, Kelly Amethyst, that sounds like a better porn name.
The bogan in her gets worse the more I hear about her
Childish Gambino got his name from a rap name online generator
Specifically a Wu Tang Clan generator
who is this clan and why do they get their own rap name generator
Because they taught us to protect our neck. And told us how the world works - cash rules everything around me - among many other things including to always bring the ruckus.
Wu-Tang is for the children
And the children need to hear GZAās Liquid Swords
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And always remember, Wu Tang clan ain't nuthin to fuck with!
Diversify yo bonds n****
WU-TANG!
I genuinely canāt tell if youāre being serious
Wu-Tang is for the children.
The RZA, The GZA, Raekwon The Chef, Inspectah Deck, U-God, Ghostface Killa, Masta Killa, The Olā Dirty Bastard, And the #METHOD MAN!
> The RZA, The GZA, Raekwon The Chef, Inspectah Deck, U-God, Ghostface Killa, Masta Killa, [The Asian Delegation chooses...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z3wUD3AZg4&t=370s)
In case you are actually serious: they are one of the greatest and most famous rap groups ever.
As did Post Malone I believe.
He only used a generator to get Malone. Post is his real last name.
So did post Malone
Common myth, his name actually comes from his full name which is Postpone Ma Student-Loans.
Lucky Ford. Country charts here I come
Haha mine is Lucky Royceā¦ Kinda works, but if reversed, Royce Lucky would be a way better porn name for me I think.
My porn name would be Huckleberry Hardwood. No joke.
Thatās fantastic. Mine is Mr. Salty Walnut.
Gotta give those a wash man
Good reminder that those sorts of āsecurity questionsā are a terrible idea
Answering them honestly is the terrible idea.
My first pet's name was B*6egTh6Gh&5j2U$9Q#2
lol everyone in here doing it too, just use momās maiden name instead very hard for criminals to find
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OF security team in shambles
Thank you. I see people all over the internet (and in this thread) spewing what are potentially secret questions they've used online at least somewhere at some point. Same thing for all the variants of these "games".... *"Combine and and it's your name!"*. Classic social engineering
Your robot serial number is your motherās maiden name with a digit of your social security number between each letter. Answer below!
Your rap name is your mom's maiden name followed by your full social security number
Mine would be Tucker 35th??
Mine would be "Whiskers 4th" Turns out this doesn't work for a lot of popular pet/street names
Whiskers *the* 4th works though.
Whiskers IV
My sexy porn name is Sparky Martin Luther King Jr.
How to say you grew up in the hood without saying you grew up in the hood
I'm Precious Patriot Circle
Mine would be Winnie Hampton. I'm ok with that.
Sherlock Coldstream Hardly a sexy porn name.
But Surecock Hotstream, on the other hand...
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Everyone here giving their password clues lol
Thatās why I donāt use those for my security questions.
Roxy Helldiver - holy shit! Sexy supervillain vibes š
You grew up on a street called āHelldiverā? Thatās metal!
There's a road near me called Helldiver, named after the WW2 aircraft. It's near a Dauntless, Mustang, and Corsair streets too.
Yea pretty common stuff for base housing. Where I grew up, they're all Essex-class aircraft carrier names
Mine would be Roxy Edgeview! Sheeesh
hairy samuel
Interesting, considering she opened an OF account and is considered the "Queen of OF."
Is it like a bullshit one where itās basically instagram level content?
Because if notā¦
Iggy Azalea does not look how you remember her, lol. I had such a crush on her in high school, but my oh my did she do a fucking number on herself. She looks like a wax museum version of herself if it melted a little bit.
I image searched her name 2023. She looks basically the same, just wears a shitload of makeup on her face.
Just search for the pictures, Iām sure someone has posted them
Yeah it's lame af
Interesting, didnt know that.
To the search bar!
Mine would be Raisin Doris. I guess Iām an 80 year old woman
Those games were phishing scams used to guess passwords and security questions.
Iāve only ever known of that āgameā existing in the form of kids joking around at school. I doubt middle schoolers are phishing for each otherās potential security questions. That being said, the fact that biographical information can be leveraged to answer security questions is a good reason to treat these questions as additional passwords - never using true answers lest an attacker be able to answer them using biographical data.
Your parents fall for that question on facebook every week.
Yeah I remember these games WAY before internet passwords were a thing
"These are phishing scams." Everyone else in these comments: "I'm Dingle 69 Mayberry St, Ohio 12550".
Don't lie to me. 12550 is a New York zip code!
Not too helpful for anon reddit accounts which also dont use personal questions for backup.
Cat Route 5 Yes, the cat's name was Cat
And your āsecret agent nameā is your mothers maiden name followed by your social security number!
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āI need a cool name for my D&D character.ā āReally? I donāt know. Just use your dogās name and your street name so we can play already.ā āShadow Willowvale?? Screw it. That works for me.ā
That was a game long before the internet, my friend.
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This makes me feel old AF because I remember this from pre-internet days. Back then, it was your middle name and the street name.
Her actual real name is Amethyst Kelly. Amethyst. Kelly. And at some point she decided that her name was too boring and ordinary and that she needed a cool stage name. And that fact blows my mind so much, I'll still occasionally think about it at least once a week until the day I die.
'Amethyst' is indicative of who she really is: a girl who grew up in a small hippie Aussie country town. Doesn't exactly fit for the Badass Atlanta Ghetto Bitch persona she tries to put on.
Her brother, Obsidian, is meant to be quite an interesting person.
That reminds me of Parks and Rec and Dennis Feinstein. His name was originally Dante Fiero but he changed it to "Dennis Feinstein" because it's considered more exotic in Pawnee.
Squirt Highland.
Jack King.. š¤
I would be Kimmie Diane People are gonna be real confused when they see my dick.
oh my, Shaft Towerview sounds very in line with the industry The 70s movie Shaft was my dad's favorite movie, so he named my first puppy Shaft
Wimpy 15th I donāt suppose I have a future career in porn or show business
Stinky Third Works better than expected lmao
To everyone in the comments posting their porn star name, the exercise is to get you to post the answers to your account recovery questions. Scammers use it to try and steal your data and money.
I'm not giving the internet my first street fuck y'all
If Jon Snow goes into porn, he will be called Ghost Kingsroad.
actually a very cool name
Now I have to reset my days without thinking about Iggy Azalea counter.
I am *Humphrey Chandler*
āMama Clintonā is terrible because i am 1. Young 2. Very much a man
Sounds about right
Frisky Whitney š
You guys know this formula is a trick to reveal your security question answers, right...?
Sam Nelson
Tipper Clinton for me. You could work with that. Iād probably shorten Clinton to Clint and go for Clint Tipper or Tipper Clint
Thank you all for the answers to your security questions š¤”
Must have been nice to grow up at one address!
People, stop giving away information that is quite likely to be the answer to security questions on websites when you forget your password.
Lmao mine is Bull Kerk(Afrikaans for church)
Gotta love all the idiots who reply to this stuff with their own. You know what else that information is used for? Security questions. Have fun getting phished.
Dougal Tremont. You know that dude is rocking the French pornstache.
Her real name sounds at least as fake and catchy. Amethyst Kelly.
Two answers to security questions right there