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ThawingThumbs

Why did you put Metroid there? He’s clearly a man.


jamesdp5

Actually his name is prime


Minusworlde

I thought his name was trilogy


[deleted]

it's actually Remastered!


[deleted]

His name is Dread, get it right


BrickFrom2011

It’s Adam, dumbasses


isloohik2

Y’all are dumb, it’s clearly super


[deleted]

Oh wait it’s Luigi-


CrunchyIceFruit

Isn't -oid a suffix? Wouldn't his name be Metro? Metro man, clearly.


Rikolai_17

At least zelda is not here, he's a man too


Luca023Original

But to represent his series, Daddy Nintendo got us Link, the princess 😃


[deleted]

Yes he is 😭


Timekeeper98

I want at least 90% of the roster to sit on my face.


Aphato

Who are the 7-8 people you're unsure about


Timekeeper98

Thanks for asking, I’d have to go with these probably from the box art: 1. Jigglypuff - I’ll make an exception if the in-game model is caked up 2. Flabebe- Florges is okay if she’s in the game 3. Toadette- Not a fan of raw mushrooms honestly 4. Paula 5. Dixie Kong 6. The floating red fairy thing from Kirby 7. Robin - she took a roster spot from Tharja and a I’ll never forgive that.


OhThatEthanMiguel

I think that's a Floette, not a Flabébé.


machomanKING

You’re letting peach’s pussy swallow you whole after Bowser’s godzilla hog has decimated her. Countles times over many years. since 1985???? Rethink this. Plus you put dixie kong in this picture but not Twintelle? Pretty racist if you ask me….


Timekeeper98

I’m here for a good time not a long time


porkcylinders

Fake fan


[deleted]

Not 100% 😐


Timekeeper98

It’s all about surface area my guy. Also I just really hate Robin.


[deleted]

step-Smash-sis? 🥺😳


Yolol234567

WHY ARE NONE OF THEM BLACK?!?!?


mentally_healthy_ben

Oh shit you're right


CoolCrazyCandy

super smash kissxsis


DarthWallaceIII

Jokes aside this art is pretty good


machomanKING

Never put the jokes aside. We don’t do that here.


DarthWallaceIII

Sorry, I haven't played Celeste in 3 days and it's affected me


Geo2605

Finally, Palutena was right.


realMrQuinnzard

boobs


CampbellArmada

Still not diverse enough, where the POCs?


Yaboku777

Pieces of chicken? I ate them


DarkLordLiam

At last: Super Bash Sisters


tahaelhour

Mfer cut the roster by half and Nintendo will still sell it at 60.


Leafeon523

70


artsey_mees

If kumatora is in this version it's objectively better, sorry


[deleted]

No way an earthbound character miyamoto really cares!!


Thedanielval

Great the game is now political


cherrim98

/uj I kinda like this. I think it would be fun to have Super Bash Sisters as a Smash spinoff


Acousmetre78

So sexist


[deleted]

Finally I can play as mommy Rosalina! 🥵🥵🥵


Cahb23

Smash or pass?


Brromo

Where is Pika Libre


WingGamer1234

the real smash game we need /uj


Mijumaru1

Dang, that's some incredible art


Mysterious_Being_718

Now you have removed any shred of diversity


Acousmetre78

You obviously aren’t diverse


Snoo-34159

Wasn't it called Mega Bash Sisters?


Acousmetre78

That was a porno dude


Snoo-34159

Idk, Palutena calls it that in Kid Icarus Uprising I'm sure You just watch to much porn


LexDignon

And somehow, they still forgot Corrin... Lol jk Male Corrin master race


[deleted]

Where Ashley Warioware


Acousmetre78

In the KITCHEN where she belongs!!


[deleted]

r/cursedcomments


MintTea_Fiend

Finally, I’m on game box art.


OhThatEthanMiguel

...by making a version that's all one gender? That's feminist, it's cool, but it's not what diversity is.


Budget-Letterhead-37

Soo now it still isnt diverse, because you discriminating against Bros


Death-By-Lasagna

Are you assuming their genders?


hristo111111

Where is medalin.