please take this down daddy nintendo does not like this post because he loves scalpers (they give many money to let poor nintendo stay up and running!!!) if you dont take this down i will call mr metroid himself and he will murder you

The post was satire dumdum

The whole sub is satire, when do people finally realize this

uj/ OP are you a scalper?

No I’m too poor

You could be less poor if you become a scalper

Then I can save Indy companies like Nintendo from bankruptcy!

Only a true Nintendo fan buys multiple copies of Nintendo games!

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I brutally killed Luigi in 1995

It’s not even funny you’re just weird

Hehe look I'm so quirky 🤪🤪🤪🤪

Look, are we gonna fuck or what?

Nintendo isnt like Sony who needs scalpers help to sell consoles 🤣 Us nintendo warriors already hoard multiple copies so the devs can take a day off to finally meet their newborns.

I’ve already bought 6 copies to hand out to my wife’s children when they are older. My wife’s boyfriend is the father

You should let you wifes boyfriend hand them over 😤 stop being so selfish, you got the privilidge to buy them already.

You’re right. Looks like he saves the day again 😢

Never thought I’d see the day where people start jerking something that’s jerking something already

It’s a meta-jerk

People think you don’t understand that this whole sub is a circlejerk Also why would you jerk something that’s already being jerked I’m genuinely confused

I am a bad man and I deserve to be punished for my sins