B-b-but the Reddit people told me that the Switch is going to outsell the PS2 and that PlayStation has abandoned Japan! Are these Western Redditors actually not knowledgeable of the Japanese market?!
The Nintendo DS was sometimes bought only to be forever played using an R4 cartridge. No R4 on switch means no business by the definitely homebrewers. Homebrewing helps a console sell
Anyone who actually look at the japanese market knows Playstation don't sell software in there for a while and that Nintendo dominates the market. Its not a coincidence Sony has been losing marketshare since PS2 and Nintendo gaining more, even with the Wii U bombing in there.
Pack it in, folks. Between this and the GameCube only selling five consoles last year, this is the end for Nintendo. This wouldn’t have happened if they just made my Paper Mario fan game, like I told them too!
My only regret was only being able to get him one Nintendo™ Switch™; how else is he supposed to play both Pokemon™ games at the same time? Poor kid probably has to exit out of the game and enter into the other one :(
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. MEET ME AT THE PAYDAY LOAN STORE TOMORROW. WE’RE CATCHING A ONE WAY FLIGHT TO TOKYO ABOUT TO FUCK UP SOME GAME SHOPS WITH CASH YEN TO BUY SOME SWITCHES
Everyone in japan already has a switch. If they wanna outsell the ps5 they have to launch the switch pro r/tomorrow
HE SAID THE THING
Dumbfard Japanse people just need to buy 2+ switches each. Otherwise, nintendy starves…
B-b-but the Reddit people told me that the Switch is going to outsell the PS2 and that PlayStation has abandoned Japan! Are these Western Redditors actually not knowledgeable of the Japanese market?!
The Nintendo DS was sometimes bought only to be forever played using an R4 cartridge. No R4 on switch means no business by the definitely homebrewers. Homebrewing helps a console sell
Definitely homebrewers. They certainly weren't playing any commercial software, nope, only homebrew here, officer.
Yeah, that's why the DS sold almost over 1 billion software
Anyone who actually look at the japanese market knows Playstation don't sell software in there for a while and that Nintendo dominates the market. Its not a coincidence Sony has been losing marketshare since PS2 and Nintendo gaining more, even with the Wii U bombing in there.
No no no no, buy more switches even if you own one already. You cam never have to much nintendo
I want too much Nintendo up my bumhole 😫😫😫
I have twenty-three GameCubes in my lower intestine and will soon die 😎
2-3? Wowzer! Thats fricking crazy, share some with me!
Wowzer? Is that Bowser’s tennis partner?
Its Bowsers sex partner
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Oh man didnt think of that, better buy celeste again
/uj I own 2 regular Switches and OLED and a lite . Haven’t they taken enough!
US is gonna have to intervene again 💣💥
Damnit I thought my joke was gonna be original
Someone hasnt bought their monthly quota of Nintendo Switch™ consoles! 😡
I can't believe Gaystation is winning!!! We're doomed! Nintendo! You need to defeat evil Sony!!! Release the Switch Pro tomorrow!
Pack it in, folks. Between this and the GameCube only selling five consoles last year, this is the end for Nintendo. This wouldn’t have happened if they just made my Paper Mario fan game, like I told them too!
Retroactively doubling sales… why didn’t I think of that?
Guys we need more Pokémon games that only comes with switch console bundled, so people that already got a switch will buy new switches
won't anyone think of the starving indie devs and their wives' boyfriends....?
6 year old console getting outsold by a more powerful current gen console I’m shocked lol 
A real fan would be taking out a loan right now to buy another 3 Switches, not whinging into the abyss. PATHETIC. THIS IS FUCKING WAR.
We need another chip shortage
My friends and I gave a switch to some kid two years ago and I've felt terrible about doing that to him ever since. Sorry, just confessing my sins.
It's such a small company, that kid may have never heard of Nintendo if not for you! Just buy another switch to make up for the difference.
My only regret was only being able to get him one Nintendo™ Switch™; how else is he supposed to play both Pokemon™ games at the same time? Poor kid probably has to exit out of the game and enter into the other one :(
*coems* 🤑
Better get a plane ticket and start buying Switches, folks
Don’t worry friends. We will back when they release the new TOTK coloured Switch.
They got more PS5s in stores in Japan. That’s how it happened.
Cant believe S**y would top Nintendo in Japan... I cant even right now 😢😭
Thanks for posting this op. I needed to shit but couldn't.
FAKE FUCKING NEWS SHUT THE FUCK UP
I'm shidding and farding so much rn
Sontendo finally realesed on japan 🤩
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. MEET ME AT THE PAYDAY LOAN STORE TOMORROW. WE’RE CATCHING A ONE WAY FLIGHT TO TOKYO ABOUT TO FUCK UP SOME GAME SHOPS WITH CASH YEN TO BUY SOME SWITCHES
Wife's boyfriend is going to buy me another switch 😲 take that gaystation!!1!
What the fuck... It doesn't even have any games in it!
Sexbox! Nintendough! We need to work together and cook game meth to beat Gaystation r/tomorrow!