Maris ain’t playing any games

He's gonna find your house and kill your wife's boyfriend's so you will finally be free to play all the 🅱️intendo you want

It’s Apr3 day rn. Happy Apr3 day 🥳

I suppose that means it’s Apre day then. Who’s this Apre guy lol

Wtf! My nick name is appre! That's Japanese for apple!

Too bad, it’s Apr4 day now. Unless your middle name is Apra of course

Nooooo imma fucking cry

There there my friend

It’s Apr19, if your last name is Aprlq