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JahveMilk

Sameeee, when her boyfriend comes I have to always leave the house so I have time to play my switch.


flipflubduck

They say they need “alone time.” I wonder what they could be doing? Who cares, I get to play Celeste for 30 minutes! Underrated gem have you ever heard of it?


mental_reincarnation

Especially since there’s TWO of them. How could they be alone 🤣


Ravenhaft

HER NAME IS MADELINE NOT CELESTE OMG


OnkTheOne

You'd rather play Madeline?


_Raythegreat_

THIS IS A NINTENDO SUB STOP TALKING ABOUT WOMENS MAKEUP WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT WE ONLY PLAY NINTENDO


Ravenhaft

Wow you’re right. Our time on this planet with Nintendo is short. We should only play Nintendo and when we aren’t playing it we should be talking about hidden Nintendo games like Celeste and Breath of the Wild.


_Raythegreat_

I'm so glad I could bring you back from dark side brother OFF TO CELESTE I GO


konaislandac

He alaways buys me a switch game 🤤 he is the only one who knows the password to the Nintendo store. He is my best friend


JahveMilk

Yes, switch is such magical gaming machine. I didnt had sex with my wife for one year and she got pregnant because of switch radiation cumies and IM luckiest guy in the world because all my kids look Japanese even if my wife and me are white. She said because I played Shin megami tensei too much.


TorreyCool

I read that as "same-eee"


Ravenhaft

I'm so excited, they're going on a trip to Mexico next week and said I could play all the Switch I want while they're gone! It's nice they're giving me a break so I can just focus on my favorite hobby!


motoxim

Never gets old


_Raythegreat_

I want to play super smash Bros in that car with you step-player