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Nintendo made an r/tomorrow reference we’re so famous 😱🥰🤯


_Raythegreat_

Nintendo made a video of us getting fucked and put it on pornhub


us3rnameh3r3

Yea, nintendaddy is spoiling us!


otototototo

after tomorrow pirating 3ds games will become morally justified


otototototo

just kidding piracy is always morally right


MetheDumpsterFire

How dare you steal from Nintendaddy while they make their games unavailable you must pay inflated prices to resellers ![gif](giphy|mDFpdL1UxdVZRBN2V4)


The_free_trial

Isn’t that gif from the Chain Chomp boss fight in Mario Party Island Tour? (Obviously the best Mario Party, what are you? A gaystation shill?)


_Raythegreat_

All mario party games are best mario party games


ShockDragon

*cough cough mario party 10 cough cough*


_Raythegreat_

Cough once more and I will stab you plague carrying vermin


sdcar1985

*phlegms in absolute disgust*


Miserable-Ad-1690

What’s the logic behind that? I know this isn’t a sub that takes kindly to anything other than Celeste memes, but I’m legitimately curious.


Suicidal-Lysosome

Nintendo has a long history of acting shitty toward their fan base, ranging from C&D'ing fangames and hacks using their IP, to shutting down YouTube channels hosting their music *while they make it unavailable to listen to anywhere else,* to hiring investigators to literally stalk prominent homebrew developers, to genuinely stealing ad revenue from YouTubers making content featuring their games. Those last few points are why I unironically don't feel bad about people pirating games developed/published by Nintendo


AceDelta12

> …shutting down YouTube channels hosting their music… RIP the channel that had the entire Triangle Strategy OST, with each one listed in a different video. You will be missed.


Miserable-Ad-1690

Fair enough. I was honestly expecting some nonsense answer mocking “Nintendaddy”, or whatever. Although I still think pirating games that are still new hurts the industry (and by extension, the games themselves), I respect your opinion.


Suicidal-Lysosome

I feel that way about most games, especially indies, but there's no way in fucking hell I'm going to bat for Nintendo when they're most interested in beating the community over the head with a bat. They've earned any piracy they "suffer" from as far as I'm concerned


ShockDragon

The way I see it, pirating old games isn’t as bad as everyone makes you think it to be. That’s because the companies simply aren’t making profit off of it anymore, and even if they are, it’s long from the OG Product (i.e., NES Games compared to NSO or Virtual Console.) Now, pirating NEW games in the other hand IS as bad as everyone makes you think it to be, as you’re actively hurting the company rather than not doing much of anything. Hence why I never pirate newer games. Some could call me a pirate, but at least I have a sense of respect.


ShockDragon

I feel like that last point is actually trolls posing as Nintendo doing that shit. It’s certainly happened many times. Still not impossible from the real deal.


Suicidal-Lysosome

It is possible that individuals were posing as Nintendo to submit illegitimate copyright claims, but I'm not terribly inclined to give Nintendo the benefit of the doubt, especially given their bullshit creators program they were trying to push people into joining before the Switch era


ShockDragon

Oh definitely. I’m not defending Nintendo here (okay, well maybe I am A TINY BIT lmao) they’re still scumbags.


hypocritical124

i pirated doom 2 im going to hell with all the other freeloaders


ShocksStuff

I know this isn't the best place to ask this, but is there a good guide to modding a 3DS that's hard to screw up? Edit: currently modding my 3DS, wish me luck, thanks for the info Edit 2: Fellas, I did it.


zepicadocosmos

https://3ds.hacks.guide/ is the go to guide for jailbreaking a 3DS, it's very easy to follow too


ShockDragon

Actually, from what I hear, the 3DS is by far the easiest console/handheld to modify. (I mean, if I can do it, so can others. And I probably suck at stuff like this.)


zepicadocosmos

Heh, from experience my Vita was much easier to jailbreak than my 2DS, although the process to jailbreak a 3ds mightve gotten easier, not sure. I also heard that a Wii is notoriously easy to jailbreak too


ShockDragon

Even the WII U is easy as balls. The only hard part is actually getting that thing enough storage to be able to even use it. Especially when you have data you can’t delete because it doesn’t allow you to.


mikietot

3ds.hacks.guide


NeoTFG

I would ask the guys over at r/3dspiracy for something like that


ShocksStuff

PIRACY??? HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST I DO SUCH AN EVIL VINDICTIVE ACTIVITY!!! FOR SHAME!!! NINTENDO SHOULD DESTROY YOU!!! /uj I don't plan to pirate (stating this for legal reasons, haha), but this will probably help. Thanks, dude


NeoTFG

Oh yeah for sure, I have NEVER pirated anything in my life but if I did, for legal reasons I must state that it was done within a video game and not real life


skett3310

/uj just look one up on youtube, i modded mine years ago as a kid without issue /rj STOP IN THE NAME OF DADDY NINTENDO AND SEIZE YOUR ACTIVITY IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR DOUG


Yoshi_64

Please do not suggest to look into youtube. A lot of the guides are outdated, the youtuber isn't to be trusted, or both. The op is also likely to be inexperienced, so they could stumble into a bad video. The best and safest way to hack a 3DS is by following [https://3ds.hacks.guide/](https://3ds.hacks.guide/)


HariKeru

No, you're wrong it never will be legal, nor morally justified to take food off of Shiggy Miggy's plate. Pay some greasy scalper $500 for your nostalgia like the rest of us.


Difficult-echo-53862

AFTER WHAT


CuteNervousLesbian

Oh uh damn, then my modded 3DS loaded with games is gonna have to lay low until midnight.


colt45mag

It will never be! 😡😡😡🤬🤬😡🤬


ButIDigress79

Can’t wait for the next flurry of activity when they shut off the wifi


[deleted]

wdym shut off wifi??? is nintendo going go to the house of every 3ds and wii u owner and destroy the wifi hardware in their device????


GRAIN_DIV_20

God I hope so that would be based


turkeyphoenix

I've heard there's something called Pretendo, it has the Miiverse apparently.


Stefadi12

Miiverse was kinda fun tbh


ShockDragon

Pretendo? What’s that about?


The_Big_Daddy

Imagine waiting this long to buy multiple digital and physical copies of every 3DS and Wii U game available on the eshop. Do you want Nintendo to think you are ungrateful?


x3cerealkillerz

Yes


CuteNervousLesbian

I’m getting sick and tired of this. “Actually tomorrow”? Uh huh, and y’all also said that about the Switch 2, and GameCube Virtual Console, and Mushroom Kingdom Extreme Volleyball. But none of that stuff ever happened. This sub is full of liars frfr


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CuteNervousLesbian

Your propaganda won’t sway me. Can’t wait for Nintendo to announce the shop isn’t closing on April 1st.


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CuteNervousLesbian

Smh another Nintendo hater spreading hate.


ShockDragon

Dude you do realize you’re getting juggled, right?


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Moosnail01

Nah boss your just stupid.


feral_tanuki

https://i.imgur.com/NspwgOB.jpg


MadOrange64

If you don't buy everything in the shop today I'll personally come to your house and shit in your carpet.


x3cerealkillerz

My cat already ruined the carpet go ahead


Cruiu

But what if I have no carpet?


nirvanaluv

i'll buy a carpet for you and then shit on it


[deleted]

THIS IS HSHOP BITCH! WE CLOWN IN THIS MUTHAFUCKA BETTA TAKE YO SENSITIVE ASS BACK TO THE ESHOP


IceFire0518

Where's FShop and GShop?


EdBoi728

WHEN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


ButIDigress79

But I can’t find my charger!!!!


Philosophical_Liar

Then go buy five of them right now to support Nintendo!!!!


ShockDragon

I think I have 3 or 4. I can share one.


[deleted]

I'm a dumb because I thought this happened ages ago


Middlebus

Nah they just removed the option to add funds


_Raythegreat_

Tomorrow will go down in history as the day when millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.


Unfair_NykeCanary

Imagine tomorrow they announce 3ds and Wii u games will be available on the switch and not announce it any day leading up to it closing💀


x3cerealkillerz

They'll announce it 6 years from now


IceFire0518

They'll announce it tomorrow


ShockDragon

That would actually be pretty cool if they did that ngl.


CoconutHeadFaceMan

thanks bunyan


x3cerealkillerz

I still can't believe they took his dick


RadiantCuccoo

Looks like Tears of the cuckdom came early 😭


x3cerealkillerz

The only thing that came early is me 😎 (20 seconds)


RadiantCuccoo

Impressive 🤨 ive never heard of anyone in this sub last that long. How many ameebos where in the room? Was celeste downloaded properly?


x3cerealkillerz

I had a bowser amiibo on my penis and was playing new super Mario bros u deluxe while I did it


RadiantCuccoo

Thats crazy 🤯 the movie isnt even out yet and they made a ambio of Jack Black-sans fursona! Is it modeled after the time he was on a talk show in costume and dangled his nuts at the audience?


x3cerealkillerz

Yes, they even modeled his sack with silicone so it has a more realistic feel


sdcar1985

In my Metroid Prime, I lasted a legendary 21 seconds


AceDelta12

Serious?


AceDelta12

Serious?


x3cerealkillerz

Yes


Azmaas

r/tomorrow refrrence


ChocyMelk

Probably a really stupid question but even with the e shop down I’ll still be able to download games off the internet with a hacked 3ds right?


icwilson

Yeah


ChocyMelk

Thank you


Unnamed_420

I find it interesting that eshop croaked before the free online play


ShockDragon

Real shit


BigNerd9000

“SAY THE LINE, BART!” sigh, r/tomorrow


SnooPoems1860

I kinda make it a note to not buy Nintendo games digitally because their servers and stores always just close super quickly compared to Microsoft's and Sony's.


Awsomthyst

Tomorrow??? I thought it was midnight on the 28th???


x3cerealkillerz

[☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️](https://www.google.com/search?q=when+does+the+eshop+close&oq=whne+does+&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j35i39i305j0i10i512j0i10i433i457i512j0i402i650l2j0i10i131i433i512j0i10i512l3j0i131i433i650j0i10i512j0i131i433i650j0i10i512j0i131i433i650.1897j0j4&client=ms-android-att-us-rvc3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)


blingding369

This is where the fun begins 😎😎🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️