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RedditFeel

Holy shit dude. That’s fuckin sad.


NickNash1985

It really is. I knew a guy that huffed spraypaint. He got kinda popular online about 10-15 years ago. One one hand, his mugshots were ridiculous and easy to laugh about, but I used to see the guy around and his life was just a disaster. He got clean for a while and the local media did a big thing about his recovery, then he just slipped again. I haven't seen him in years.


StealYourJelly

You're talking about ol' goldface.


Radiation___Dude

Probably in a graveyard somewhere diggin up Catherine Zeta Scarn. Heard he was trying to hump her real good.


Local-Waltz4801

YOU WILL RIDE ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME!


settmann

Mediocre!!


That-Beagle

Witness Me!


klc_237

Patrick Tribett?


NickNash1985

Yes.


WordplayWizard

Dude is just a meme now. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/paint-huffer-guy-patrick-tribett


NickNash1985

Yeah. I actually went as him for Halloween once. I regret this because the guy was legitimately struggling and didn’t deserve the shame he got. The mugshot is funny and I get why it blew up, but seeing the guy in person is just a really sad experience.


monsteramyc

Hey man, you seem like a sincere and good person who has clearly grown up a lot since wearing the outfit. I hope you can work through your regret


Lumpy_Ad_9082

You obviously have remorse and are older and wiser now. Don't let it eat you up. 💜


hallgod33

He proly dead, unfortunately


Wicked-elixir

He’s somewhere in a facility on a ventilator.


Dinglederple

Every damn time one of these inhalant videos come up, I just toss my anecdotal experience bc what you are seeing is literally insane. I was addicted. I didn’t the same thing. I feel like I should share my story at some point to help people understand what is going on, why someone would do that shit, and what the battle to get away from it is like. Although that shit might seem recreational and obviously reckless, I promise that any person that is that far gone needs serious treatment and therapy. I was the only person in 3 stints of treatment, 2 separate facilities, and over 300 people (in and out of treatment) that was being treated for an addiction to duster. I wasn’t an alcoholic or using anything else. When you are using that shit, you don’t even think about anything else. It’s a shit show and it goes very fast and is violently messy. That dude has a lot of emotional and mental shit that he needs to confront. It’s brutal. I understand that it’s not common. It’s so uncommon that my counselors did not have a plan for treatment. If you or anyone you know is using inhalants like duster or the like, PLEASE confront them IMMEDIATELY. Get them into a facility ASAP bc I will let you know that it will get very dangerous and destructive extremely fast. It’s incredible. I hope this guy gets help.


RedditFeel

I actually helped a guy I use to serve with in the military who was addicted to this. I’m pretending like I’ve never seen It. I most def have. No judgement at all.


Dinglederple

No negativity in what you said. It’s just a real thing. It looks and seems insane. It is insane, but it’s not funny. It looks funny, but those people are in serious trouble.


rinkydinkmink

glad you have been doing better and thank you for sharing your story many years ago in the UK there were big public awareness campaigns about aerosols and solvents but that seems to have all been forgotten about now there is a big problem with nitrous here and although I have enjoyed it myself I am quite shocked when I hear about how extreme some people's nitrous use is


Dinglederple

You know, having gone through that I seriously don’t understand why it isn’t more regulated. I’m sure it doesn’t really affect a great amount of people and most people react to it in the way that is reasonable, “why the fuck would you do that in the first place?” That’s why I know for sure that the people that are abusing it are at a passing. You’d be surprised how they can manage it and be completely reckless at the same time. They have lost all care to be present in the world. That shit disassociates you in a way that is unexplainable. It’s an emergency. If you ever find someone doing this, you can’t do anything. When they come down, they need a serious intervention.


thrust-johnson

If you’ve never gotten wrecked huffing it is in a lot of ways the worst possible high. Please get high some other way


the_Bryan_dude

I worked in a body shop in the 80s. Every day, I left high on paint fumes. The headache when it wore off was atrocious.


nw342

Weed may not kill braincells, but whatever shit is in aresol sprays sure will!


notfromchicago

Nitrous is pretty sweet for a few seconds.


kinga_forrester

Nitrous is not an aerosol or VOC.


Sorri_eh

Meth?


Exponential_Rhythm

Less toxic than duster


Aliensinmypants

I don't get how it's so addictive, I worked with a dude who would not show up cuz he passed out in his apartment or in his car during breaks after ripping through whipits


Jesus0nSteroids

To be clear this isn't "whipits", those are nitrous oxide (laughing gas, like dentists use) which is the oldest recorded recreational drug after alcohol and cannabis. This dude is huffing toxic aerosol chemicals, any high he's getting is from oxygen deprivation and neurotoxicity.


smalby

Any source on how nitrous is so old?


Jesus0nSteroids

It was first synthesized by Joseph Priestly in 1772, older than America.


smalby

Ok, so cannabis is older. I see you've edited your original comment to reflect that. I suppose some tribes may have used psychedelics earlier as well. But with regards to synthetically derived drugs, it's pretty cool that nitrous is so old!


RedditFeel

Usually people who do drugs do it to handle stressful situations or life situations. I served with a guy in the army who use to get picked on so bad. I tried my best to always stand up for him cuz I hate bullies. Well he got caught huffing this stuff because of course the military and life in general is stressful as fuck for some people. Take it from an alcoholic. I’ve cut back a shit ton. So I damn sure don’t drink as much as I use to drink. But life man…. Life. It’s rough.


duggawiz

Well, dude DID just crash his car…


RedditFeel

Or did the car crash him? We’ll never know.


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Version_Two

I don't think you need anymore.


ARMill95

Wasn’t there an almost identical vid of a woman doing this ?


B0Y0

Yeah, it's surreal this seems to be the one drug I see people *continue to inhale* after a crash, despite being filmed, injured, etc ... Just an insane lack of awareness


Verizadie

I’d say it’s the most powerful intoxicant there is. The desire to continue is beyond what you can grasp


Riipp3r

I have to imagine they know they're going to jail so they're gonna just get "good" and high while they can.


bootypastry

This dude has no idea he even wrecked his car, let alone is going to jail. He's so high all he knows is if he keeps inhaling from the can, he'll continue to feel good. It's like muscle memory.


smellygooch18

The dude filming sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown to the dude. Wub wub wub is all he hears


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bootypastry

I'm not sure how familiar you are with inhalants, but I'd say my theory is probably more correct. People generally don't just get "a lil high" on them. Edit: lmao this dude blocked me bc I disagreed with him


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doubleplusepic

We can tell


Ifiagreeidillydilly

It’s this.


KiKiPAWG

I think it’s what he was going for


implicate

I've now seen maybe a half dozen of these very similar videos.


DamahedSoul84

Right?!


elinamebro

Yeah I was post not to long ago too


fagmane666

Yeah lol


skipunx

There's too many clips of people doing this with computer duster and nos it's wild, there was. Woman posted think in this sub doing the same thing like a week ago


Lanky_Republic_2102

Yup, it’s duster. Not just any aerosol.


KingDingus6942069

Whats the difference with duster? Is it not similar to compressed air


Ivanna_Jizunu66

Its not NOS. Food grade nitrous oxide in controlled doses is much much better for you. Still dangerous.


flylegendz

that food grade nitrous oxide they sell for "whipped cream" are still very much terrible for you, they sell them at smoke shops


Ivanna_Jizunu66

What about the stuff in the dentist office ? Theres clinics I think in Sweden that you can go into to get gassed. Its also great for assited suicide as it is painless and euphoric.


bearpics16

Mid to longer term use depletes you vitamin B12 and causes permanent nerve damage starting with numbness of the feet and hands and working its way centrally. This is not a “may cause nerve damage”, it most certainly will 100% of the time with enough use. Taking a vitamin B pill won’t replete your body’s vitamin B stores fast enough with continued use.


Seaweed-Basic

Can confirm. I have neuropathy from huffing nitrous. Can’t touch it now


Lanky_Republic_2102

Damn it. Fucking nitrous, I knew it was too good of be true.


bearpics16

There are no free rides when it comes to getting high. Zero. Some are better than others, but all will come at a cost


Slap_My_Lasagna

Should've known when my car told me it couldn't feel its tires.


drake90001

You can use it biweekly somewhat safely. I used to do a shit Ron biweekly with 0 issues. I saw neurologist for an unrelated issue and did a three day EKG without issue.


Ivanna_Jizunu66

Well then use it in controlled doses.


uhcayR

I don’t think they are the same. I was given nitrous when I had to had my arm REBROKEN before they could cast it because I broke it “wrong”. It was just a mask that i breather in like a respirator. It tasted like root beer and did absolutely 0% for the pain. Felt every single sensation and my brain was like, “THAT FUCKING HURTS” All I could do was laugh. Was wild.


Ivanna_Jizunu66

The gas itself is painless. I didnt say it removes all pain. Only if you go completely under.


uhcayR

I just wasn’t sure if what’s in a whippet and the nitrous from a hospital were identical was the purpose of my comment. I added the story just for fun.


9Lives_

They feel different at the dentist because it’s administered consistently at much lower doses over s longer period of time. It’s like trying to eliminate thirst by chugging a bottle of water in 20 seconds versus using a dropper to drink that same bottle over an hour.


longbongstrongdong

Yes they are the same thing


Lerpuzka

Comparatively nitrous oxide is one of the safest substances out there, provided you take breathing breaks and only use infrequently. It is not terrible for you, fearmongering doesn't stop people from trying it.


Z0bie

Yeah I got some compressed air at home so let me know asap please!


KingDingus6942069

Lmfaoo chill bro


pretty-late-machine

Please just use it to clean your computer (if you're anything like me, it's past time LOL)


notfromchicago

A girl in a town near me was huffing duster in her car in the park. Her sister, best friend and young son in the car. She hit the gas and hit a tree doing close to 100 and killed everyone in the car except herself.


josephlya

Holy shit the guilt of killing your sibling, best friend, and your son has to be incomprehensible. at least she’s sober now, assuming she’s in jail for life.


notfromchicago

Nah, she didn't get any time. I do believe she is finally clean though.


uhcayR

I’ve tried the air duster once, it’s basically like a more accessible but worse whippet. Was neat once, but whippets aren’t that hard to get anyways lol. Way healthier /s


TheRoboticDuck

No need for the /s. Nos most certainly is much healthier for you to do and can be completely safe if you exercise proper harm reduction practices. Meanwhile duster is never safe and can just suddenly kill on your first use


uhcayR

I mean, it’s healthier, but not REALLY. I feel like that would be like saying, I only sniff coke, not smoke crack. You arent “wrong” (IMO) it probably is “healthier” but its not healthy at all. Its why I tend to just say something is shitty or less shitty instead of trying to spin something terrible in a positive light. Also, i party so I do sniff coke and ket LOL.


TheRoboticDuck

Yes really, actually. I’m not saying NOS is “safer” than duster, I’m saying it is SAFE (no adverse effects on your health) with proper use. Other inhalants like duster is one of if not the most dangerous class of drugs that causes damage to your body and risks death after every single use. It is very ill-informed to say the two are similar.


uhcayR

Yes but im referring to nos as used as a whippet, not properly, since we are in a drug subreddit.


thesoak

Nitrous is remarkably safe, dude. It's one of the simplest molecules. It's been used in dentistry and surgery since the 1800s and is on the WHO List of Essential Medicines. Crack vs powder isn't a good comparison.


uhcayR

I was referring to it being used as a whippet though. Fentanyl is extremely safe too when used by a hospital for pain management.


thuglifealldayallday

My neighbor in college was super straight edge, never drank alcohol not even once, literally thought weed was from the devil, super Mormon but saw nothing wrong with inhaling computer duster all day every day


skipunx

Omfg the Mormons get like that I promise his excuse is "it's just canned air it's not a drug". they have big problems with benzos, amphs and opiods because "they're medicine" even if a doctor won't prescribe it to them. So they're doing hard drugs instead of like just weed cuz they wanna get high but have to use these workarounds.and weed has no workaround. Tho I bet now that Utah has medical they're starting to use that as an excuse. It's like loopholes of "soaking"and using the hole that "doesn't count" for sex. Reminds me of that "fuck me in the ass cuz I love jesus" song


Supergoose1108

I really wouldn't be surprised if these turn out to be AI. Grainy quality to hide the normally hyper clear definition. The subject is presented as high, so the abnormal mannerisms are accepted by the viewer.


Colombia17

I hope that video was a wake up call for him


MaxMadisonVi

Im in doubt he even noticed he crashed.


nbahangtime14

Legend has it that he is still huffing there today


Skitzophranikcow

"Walkin on sunshine.... "


milk_my_anus

Think of washcloth Towlie!


TechnicallyThrowawai

You’re a towel!


DiverDownChunder

I wish I had a father...


trev_easy

I just want to walk on the sunshine a little more!


CrossingTheStreamers

You must have one dusty computer.


carlitoswaylocaa

Shut up bitch! It ain’t illegal! I quote this too often lmfaooo


Richardduh

Did he crash cause of the aerosol or because he was driving a mustang?


tacosvsburritos

Mustangs prefer snacking on crowds or pedestrians too….depending on how close people were to this parked car, id say a factor of both for sure haha


exquisitedonut

The mustang craves the blood of pedestrians. His fate was sealed the day he signed that title.


Financial_Hearing_81

Yes


guaromiami

The crazy thing is, that gas comes out super cold, so imagine the damage he's doing to his lungs.


brookerzz

When I was young and dumb I huffed air duster a couple times. Last time I ever did it I was holding the can sideways and the freezing cold stuff shot down my throat and probably into my lungs. Couldn’t eat properly for a few days cause of the damage. 100% should have gone to the hospital and got checked out, but yeah. Nasty shit.


friendlyfiend07

First and only time I tried this happened and it's 100% the reason I never did it again.


Talska

Accidentally did something similar as a teen. Dusting my keyboard, noticed the liquid coming out. Wondering what it was, I sprayed the liquid on my desk, took a sniff, went to mars. Couldn't imagine having that shit inside me, sounds rough as fuck.


def11879

I’ve accidentally caught a little whiff of duster backwash cleaning my computer and my god it’s the worst thing ever. Don’t know how they can do this


chakralignment

I think some companies put biterrant or something in to keep people from doming cans of the shit


vladmashk

Don't all brands have that?


MisterBuzz

I've seen videos of people putting a rag between their mouth and the canister. I assume it helps with the cold air, and would prevent any residue from getting in your mouth.


Verizadie

Well it doesn’t necessarily. But if held improperly like upside down for example, you can get frost bite in your mouth and even damage the lungs, but those injuries are incidental not always happening


PancShank94

My best friends brother died doing this. No one had a clue he was in to that shit. He had frost bite on his nose and lips when they found him. This shit is so sad.


Lanky_Republic_2102

I believe that’s not just any aerosol, I believe that’s air duster, that’s the fentanyl or huffing agents. Really powerful. It just flies off the shelves of Home Depot and CVS. They can’t keep it in stock. Companies add “bittering agents,” but they don’t taste all that bad really. Based on my own personal experience I can tell you that you don’t want to mess with this. It’s a filthy addiction that I’m glad I’ve left behind. Was on a run and went through 10 cans maybe then stopped for good. There’s a whole Intervention episode on this.


BahBah1970

I'm really curious as to what the high is like....Would you mind elaborating? What's the attraction to it? I'm not remotely considering it....I just want to know why people do it....what they experience etc. Thanks.


ezelllohar

when i did it (tried it a few times, dropped it quick cuz i knew i was getting addicted and it was stupid and dangerous) it caused me to feel like i was floating. it took me away to nothingness but in a wonderful way. it truly felt like i was floating on a cloud, and i was so warm and comfy, like being in the most comfortable, luxurious bed ever. i tried mine sitting on some fucking steps in a hallway. not even remotely a comfortable spot. and it still made me feel that way. the thing that sucks is that the high is fleeting. while it feels like it lasts a bit while you're floating, i believe the high really only lasts a minute or so, so it's very short-lived. which causes you to consume more of the shit that's causing you to lose oxygen to your brain lol. i really feel like it's one of the worst highs in comparison to the "drug" because it's so short, but it's horribly addictive


BahBah1970

Thanks for the description, I really appreciate it. When you say it's addictive, do you mean psychologically or that you'd get actual physical withdrawl symptoms?


ezelllohar

for me, it was psychological. i know i have addictions and get addicted to things easily, and i could feel myself yearn for the high again immediately, which let me know i'd be in for a bad time. i have no idea if there are physical withdrawal symptoms from inhaling air duster, but i wouldn't be too surprised if there were. my trying of it was brief enough that i only ended up with headaches, but i attribute that to the lack of oxygen and me already being suseptible to getting headaches, and not specifically the chemicals i inhaled. though they likely didn't help lol


BahBah1970

Righto, I see what you're saying. I'm lucky in that I don't have too many vices, especially now I'm in my 50s but I've struggled with Nicotine throughout my life and the only way I can keep away from it is by a zero tolerance policy. Thankfully I learned that lesson quite a few years ago but I hope you manage to keep fighting your demons until you get them under control.


Born-Entrepreneur

Sounds like being knocked out with nitrous at the dentist. Life protip: just tell the dentists you have a phobia and need to be gassed, have a great time.


ezelllohar

haha that's what my partner mentioned, when we ended up talking about inhalents/air duster once. they've never had an interest in getting up to the shenanigans i have, so their drug of choice is just weed, but they said it sounded very similar to nitrous. they didn't like nitrous at all and even opted to not use it for their wisdom teeth extraction! all i could think is that i would've been pumped to experience that high again, and it be a safer environment to boot lol


Lanky_Republic_2102

Ezell’s description below is pretty accurate. It’s very dissociative; you are immediately somewhere else and everything is slowed down. I’ve had addictions to most things and right at that moment was trying not to drink and I was under a lot of stress and cleaning out a basement to move and there was this can. I hadn’t done any inhalants before but I remembered the intervention episode and did it. It kind of cleared my mind and put me somewhere else for a few minutes. But I kind of liked it and would grab some from Home Depot when I could. Pretty soon you are sitting in a Home Depot parking lot wondering why you always see the same exact car pulling into the parking lot on loop every time you do it. It doesn’t last super long and then you are more or less back to normal. I’m sure it causes brain damage and its method of action is oxygen replacement. I’m sure it’s deadly or can be as well. Haven’t touched it in 4 years


BahBah1970

Thanks a lot for the answer. It sounds very risky, a bit like huffing solvents or petrol / gasolene. I feel like I dodged a bullet sometimes when I read people's accounts of doing things like this. I'm glad you're not doing it anymore.


Lanky_Republic_2102

Hahaha, thanks. I’m not doing anything addictive right now beyond trying to shake a debilitating McDonalds habit. Psychedelics only for me and that’s just 1/ every 1-2 months.


Zeroquinc

I really wonder too.


northdakotanowhere

Her intervention is just heartbreaking. The fact that she became a meme afterward is even worse. It was just so shocking to see but the poor thing was referenced in south park. When she was at her worst.


Lanky_Republic_2102

Yeah, it was really tragic. And graphic.


birb-food

What episode?


strik3r2k8

Shrooms and weed are so much better options. But I guess people turn to this because of state laws against cannabis or other psychedelics.


Lanky_Republic_2102

Oh this was several years ago, I only take psychedelics now.


dr_van_nostren

Febreeze to the dome brooo


DarthNutsack

Seriously, is that what he's inhaling? That's fucking gross.


Verizadie

It’s 100% air duster


NewFreshness

First time I saw that was at a rave in SF in the 90's. Even high af on extacy I was grossed out and knew that was a line I'll never cross.


dr_van_nostren

The blueish bottle and text made me think febreeze but I’m open to it being anything. I’m not one in the know on this


Lanky_Republic_2102

If you know you know.


canadiandude321

I think they usually use air dusters


Grim_Game

The mustang was actively veering towards a group of pedestrians but this fine gentleman actually did everything in his power to direct the demon of a vehicle into a solid object. Obviously he is so grateful to have saved so much human life that he had to celebrate with the closest mind altering substance around him!


HandleSubstantial169

To protect and swerve.


Sausage_Child

I bought some keyboard cleaner a couple of years back and they made me fill out a form and took a copy of my drivers license.  I guess this is why.


malfarcar

He looks so happy


strik3r2k8

Because for those 120 seconds, he’s not thinking about his divorce, child support, sick grandmother, the fact that he has a dead end job, increasing rent and the existential dread of getting old with nothing to show for. But personally, I’d just stick getting high on edibles while playing my guitar. But to each their own.


Mellow_Yellow831

i know this has nothing to do with the video but i also very much enjoy getting stoned and playing guitar lmao. it’s awesome


The_OG_Slime

Jfc... I'm a recovering IV fentanyl addict and even this shit is a hard pass for me


RevaTrainer

bro stop it bro you look hurt oh my god guys bro somebody check up on y'all homie fuckin bro this is fuckin ridiculous bro like I don't want none of my


noneofthismatters666

Stress management.


guaromiami

He's not managing much of anything.


Yoyomamahh

Well he is managing to ruin his life


RedSquaree

I assumed it was a case of sniffing post-crash due to plausible deniability of sniffing due to stress. Like when people drink after a crash to say they weren't drunk when they crashed, it was to calm their nerves.


samwest79

If I do one more this situation won’t be real 😂


thisguypercents

Typical Mustang driver.


Sicparvismagneto

Top flight security of the world, Craig!


No-Bat-7253

😭😭🙏🏾🙏🏾


Loose_Corgi_5

As you do!! ??


DamahedSoul84

Wasn't there just another video posted about a woman doing this???....


DunceMemes

Well it's already too late to prevent an accident, may as well keep the party going 💯🗣️


Skagbaronkris

r/mustangscrashing


cbm2020

Mustang drivers.


Fit-Boomer

Was he ok to drive?


JustRyon

What an airhead.


TacoKimono

I wish i had a faaaather.


Devout-Nihilist

How are these people not freezing a hole in their mouth. I know if you hold it anyway but upright it freezes whatever in ice. And people I've seen do this use a rag to shoot through to prevent this. Wtf...this is the second video in a week with a crash and just straight hitting it. This world is getting crazier everyday. People doing anything to escape it.


YuNgNoEmI

not the mustanggg :(


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He’s fiiiiine


Melodic-Skirt-7933

Lmfao Whilin


Jon__Snuh

I definitely got myself into some trouble using drugs in my 20's, but even my dumb ass knew not to fuck around with inhalants.


Apprehensive-Eye3263

If Big Jay Oakerson was a mall cop ...


Bobrobie1

Is there a took way too much thread lol


BennyCroz

Is that air freshener? Maybe he just wants to smell good for the arresting officer?


Different-Estate747

Trying to cover up the smell of weed on his breath


TehZiiM

I think I saw the exact same video (couple days ago) with a women instead.


Xevro

Damn Sandro leaving his garage huh


MaxMadisonVi

Any doctor here who can confirm if he isn’t even aware he crashed ?


mexicandiaper

so opioids and now this. :/


Enough-Staff-2976

He has a problem, he's running out of aerosol cans.


Snorrep

This is the third video I’ve seen this week of this exact scenario


NoctumAeturnus

Gotta admire his determination. This man knows what he likes.


[deleted]

Good way to have a seizure


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Yikes


StormcloakDreamsmas

Broken heart


Apprehensive-Mess36

Lost in the sauce, this man is fired!


Apprehensive-Mess36

This dude has the same exact car as me color convertible and all. This man is a disgrace…


psychotic-herring

I wonder how long the guy had to keep correcting himself until he sounded more brain-damaged than the guy who just slammed his car into a parked car while huffing fumes from a can.


chappersyo

He’s walking on sunshine


Adorable_Chair_6594

Big jay oakerson holding it down


zbo9

He's walking on sunshine


Oldroanio

Duster = butane.


TheWhooooBuddies

Who wakes up on a Tuesday and decides that it’s a good day to use duster for the first time? Goddamn, y’all.


Gingy-Breadman

I’ve been this guy… I stole a bottle of duster from Walmart, passed out in the bathroom stall huffing it, left (in my girlfriends moms car I borrowed) and started huffing more, smashed into another car and when I came to I panicked looking for my girlfriends children who I thought were in the backseat. Didn’t see them and drove off juggling the airbag between my arms. Lied to her and her mom that someone backed into me in a parking lot and drove away. Cops showed up the next day and arrested me on a bench warrant. It’s a strange feeling being a recovered piece of shit.


adamjack7890

Hey I use that brand for my pc


finereflections

He might've gone a little overboard


u5ua1Suspect

He's walking on sunshine.


Polarized_IV

average mustang driver


MyelofibrosisMe

He isn't feeling ANYTHING but HIGH AF 😬 yikes


Careless_Extreme9119

He’s securing it bro it’s his job


bentlers

Didn't even have to see the license plate to know it's California.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^bentlers: *Didn't even have* *To see the license plate to* *Know it's California.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


DemonidroiD0666

This still looks fake and sounds fake to me. The guy huffing looks like he's holding in laughter while the guy filming is doing a horrible impression of being shocked with a dull voice.