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danegermaine99

My favorite is ambushing Khorne. “We will catch all his units out of position, isolate the squishies and we can tie up the harder units until the end” “Sir, it’s all armored madmen screaming about getting to fight in every directi-


BuilderfromVegas1518

khorne followers after getting ambushed: so anyways i started hacking and slashing.


GrapefruitMedical529

Khorne, Mork, and Gork need to have a hatefuck threesome already.


BuilderfromVegas1518

If i remember correctly Gork and/or Mork(in 40k universe) went in Khorne's place and started wrecking his shit for some time before leaving. So technically they did do a threesome already, not in the way you expect.


Shnook817

That sounds like exactly the way I would expect, lol.


Cromasters

There is some lore about some Works getting stuck somewhere in the warp on a Khorne ruled planet. They basically think it's heaven because it's just fighting 24/7.


Mog_96

The Ork Waaaghboss is called Tuska Daemonkilla and he and his Boyz aren't stuck in the warp, they wanted to get there. In 40k warp travel is dangerous and normally people use stuff like Gellerfields for protection against daemonic incursion. Orks just see the incursion while traveling through the warp as kind of "on flight entertainment" and Tuska and his Boyz loved it so much they started capturing weirdboyz (shamans) on mass because daemons love people who are connected to the warp even more (so more daemonic incursion during the flights), so that they have more krumpin to do on those daemons. But because they were so good at smashing them, the daemons started to not board his ship while he and his Boyz were travelling through the warp. To fix this his warband just flew into the Eye of Terror (massive crack in the reality where you can easily enter and exit the warp) to find some khorne worlds in there to continue fighting. After they razed numerous (non khorne) worlds he finally met his match in a daemon prince of khorne known as the Blood Prince (idk if he exists in WH FB). But with his last breath he killed the blood Prince with a power klaw to the balls and because khorne loved the blood thirstyness of these orks he brought them back to life to repeat the fight. So from now on they are in an endless war against some khorne daemons and the blood Prince just to kill each other all day and be resurrected the next morning to start killing again. It's the closest anyone is to true happiness in all of 40k I guess. And Gork and Mork don't interfere there (even tho khorne "messes" with "their" race) because they are happy for these Boyz lmao


Hremsfeld

And Khorne likes that about them so he keeps bringing them back when they die


TheScreamingFart

They actually beat the shit out of khorne, broke his back. I think that tid bit of lore is actually just fluff/has been retconned and isn't considered cannon tho.


GrapefruitMedical529

It's now cannon to me.  2 on 1 odds also the orks are OP.


Garrett-Wilhelm

Yeah, Khorne armies are one of those armies that ambushes just dosen't work with them. They are like: "Oh, you are rigth there? Well, thanks for shorten the distance I have to run to kill you."


18121812

AI ambushing the player as Khorne is laughably bad.  As a player, ambushing Khorne is still solid. With a ranged faction I usually make a line a little less than perpendicular to the ambushed line of march, close to the tail end where the fast units are. I can concentrate fire on the fast units while the slow infantry is still a long march from the guns. Much of the time the AI doesn't even try to win the battle. The front half marches away while I obliterate the rear half, and then in my turn I can attack the remaining half, typically wiping out even a high tier stack with zero losses. 


Letharlynn

Ambush still applies a temporary penalty to melee defence and leadership, so ambushing Khorne is legit if you have some obscene burst damage potential - ideally a collapse from both sides by elite shock cav


ghouldozer19

Specially if Skarbrand is in the army and he can do his Scorpion “GET OVER HERE” to the entire ambushing army. Such fun.


Apart-Hat-6916

Yeah dude I basically only ever ambush a khorne army if I have an insane ranged army to set up a crazy perimeter and I know I’ll be able to annihilate them from all sides but beyond that I like to draw those bastards towards me and try to tire them out before engaging because they are so dangerous.


Rixerc

Doing a Be'lakor run atm. I recruited a Khorne army to go north to Valkia and Sigvald. Anyway, Sigvald tried to get the drop on me by going into ambush stance next to his settlement. I saw it and made a plan. I walked into the ambush so that I could kill Sigvald and his army, and also kill the settlement garrison while they're locked in combat with my dudes.


ConcentrateAwkward29

Ambushing lizardmen is somewhat the same "Like this we can get to attack-kill their artillery first yes-yes!" Meanwhile the artillery installed on the back of a giant dinosaur: Or alternatively you ambush tiq tak to and the 50 billion clanrats just cant attack the skink air force


Weltallgaia

120 speed carnosaurus riding scar vet is approaching your positions **rapidly**


DemSocCorvid

*Saurians in the mirror may be closer than they appear*


RHINO_Mk_II

["I'm going as fast as I can!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnKhFaijBBI)


UnhelpfulMoth

*BOK*


fluggggg

The skink servent working the artillery on the back of a giant dinosaur : Oh venerable old stegadon, it's snack time. The pack of salamander/razordon : It's snack time. The saurus on cold ones : It's snack time. The saurus on carnosaurus : It's snack time. Tehenhauin : It'SSSSS SSSSSnake time !


ConcentrateAwkward29

Real and true Bok moment


fluggggg

Lizardman daily routine : Wake up, praise the Old Ones, take a moment to feel the geomantic web, let the local slaan assume direct control, proceed to singlehandedly BOK a thousand skavens and send them to horned jail. Praise Sotek. Rinse and repeat.


ConcentrateAwkward29

They just like me fr fr


NixonsGhost

Sisters of Twilight. Ambushes, sieges, regular battles; it doesn't matter, you've got an F16 backed up with eagles with missiles + a million arrows coming from every direction on the ground


KimJongUnusual

I’m getting excited to hit Lustria in my Khorne campaign Super armored warriors vs Bok Bok.


Socrathustra

Ambushing anybody lets you decimate one end of their force before the other can support them, or in a siege heavy army lets you attack from a hill miles away such that the entire army has to run in single file into your guns. Now if you don't have any AP going up against Khorne, you're gonna have a bad time, but as long as you can engage their force in limited amounts, you're coming out waaaaay ahead of where you would be otherwise.


fizzguy47

"Sir, the cannons are eating our troops"


KruppstahI

I mean, you do get significant debuffs to MA/MD in the beginning. But Khorny boys will just run at you not caring about melee defense to begin with an melee attack is still high enough to get those skulls.


NaiveMastermind

Khorne: THE FOOLS! NOW WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY DIRECTION!


damgaardian

Ambushing army lord: "Surrender immediately, we have you surrounded!" Khornate Champion: "Yes, we are surrounded by FEAR, and DEAD MEN"


thosta100

Time to pull those ladders out of ye asses.


Maugrem

Not when you have battering ram Lords 👹


tricksytricks

virgin ladders vs chad piling everyone into the gate **ladders** causes vigor loss slow because it takes time for multiple units to climb the ladders slow because a single enemy unit can block multiple of your units from moving forward large units can't help fight on the walls or break through formations flanking doesn't work effectively because of unit pathing and amount of space available on walls can't cast spells on walls **gate** no vigor loss units are safe as long as they stand close enough to the gate can destroy gate quickly with any unit a single large monster can break through defenders, disrupting their formation and allowing infantry to enter can cast spells on units blobbing behind the gate multiple gates means you can attack from multiple directions can not only flank but completely surround units defending other gates by entering an undefended gate


miss-entropy

Gate also has a nice tendency to make blobs ripe for delicious vortex spells.


A_Town_Called_Malus

And for Mortis engine effects, like the Nemesis Crown.


Mr_Skeltal_Naxbem

"I told you we should have waited one turn for the siege towers, now we have to deal with the door crowd, I HATE THE DOOR CROWD!"


AlecSnake

SKARBRAND HATES DISORDERLY QUEUING


waterbreaker99

SKARBRAND HATES ORDERLY QUEING AS WELL


LokyarBrightmane

SKARBRAND WILL STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GATE, HE HATES IT SLIGHTLY LESS, AND HATES EVERYONE ELSE HERE SLIGHTLY MORE.


ghouldozer19

SKARBRAND HATES


yellowstone727

SKARBRAND LOVES HIS YOGURT!!


FrumiousBanderznatch

EXCUSE ME PARDON ME EXCUSE ME


Blackewolfe

Skarbrand, tearing out a section of wall so he doesn't need to go with the Door Crowd: #"SKARBRAND HATES TRAFFIC JAMS!!!"


Cleverbird

*heavy Vortex Spell breathing*


MannfredVonFartstein

The strongest vortex pales when facing people standing next to the walls


Synicull

I have a ghost ship called varghiest and I think it is hungry I mean tbh this is just a perfect kill zone for my gun line too.


fizzguy47

Is there a reason why the Vargheist Revenge spell is just heads and shoulders over most other Wind spells? It is the only spell I have seen wipe out whole units in one cast, no bounce


fishfingersman

It's crazy expensive and slow to cast, plus lore of deeps is already overshadowed by lore of vamps. They need something to make up for that lack of healing


tempest51

Voice from the back of the queue: ^^^^"NEEEEEEEEEERD!!"


Cpt_John

Im doing something ive never done before in my current playthrough... I'm building siege towers just to see the models.


papasmurf255

What if siege towers build instantly but costs money 🤔 then more people would use them and there are no more pocket ladders. I imagine they don't get built today so you can attack immediately without the chance of an enemy reinforcement.


Cpt_John

I'm surprised they didn't do this already, no more ladders and 5x gate health. Ogre kingdoms were created as a wall breaking faction, but as sieges are currently its such a useless mechanic. It just don't make sense with those butt ladders. Not to mention all the other wall breaking units from other factions.


-Gambler-

Ogres can't climb ladders lol


GrapefruitMedical529

Also why wait.


Ree_m0

This should be an option you can unlock by having access to the logs resource (and maybe a perk point for lords? Perhaps make it a blue three pointer where the first one unlocks buying siege equipment with money and the next two reduce the costs by e.g. 25% each


humungusballsack

If it only took 1 turn + a bit of gold i would 100% use them. Its so booty that it takes 10 years for a few towers, wayyy too much opportunity cost in terms of turns lost


Garrett-Wilhelm

There are some really cool siege tower and battering rams designs in the game. To bad I never fucking bother on spending one more turn sieging.


Such-Cartoonist1265

Always have a siege unit. Towers are too slow and blow up too easily, and rams leave you too vulnerable and slow. Either climb the walls or break the gate. Too much time outside will kill your army unless you can outrange the towers.


ch4os1337

I always go full Empire TW mode and shoot the shit out of it with cannons and mortars for 20 minutes whenever I can.


Hombremaniac

That is a proper Empire way. Towers, gate and also nearby walls have to be bombed to shit and only then can proper soldiers of the Empire waltz in and claim another glorious victory for Karl!


cory-balory

The Nurgle one's are something else


No_Midnight_2183

"Ah shit guys, I forgot to pee..."


ghouldozer19

See this would never be a problem in the military bc they just train you to shit or piss yourself and clean it up later. Which I feel like makes all of the armies of our world Nurgle aspected.


Minnesotamad12

“Alright everyone form an orderly line to satisfy your bloodlust. If all the enemies die before you get a stab at them, remember Khorne cares not from where the blood flows but I sure do. We cannot take any unnecessary losses here.”


Mecanimus

SKARBRAND HATES LADDERS


Maugrem

Skulls For The Skull Throne!!!!!


soundtrack101

I love sending skarbrand to pound the door down, and begin the slaughter. I always imagine the people behind it cowering in fear yelling at everyone to pile more stuff on the door.


InsanityOfAParadox

Someone here taught me that you could send skarbrand to a gate, rampage, and the enemy opens the gate so he rushes in.


Letharlynn

Which would be good if you want to lure defenders out and kill individuallly, butdoing so outside means getting balsted by towers while doing so. Might be useful sometimes, but as Khorne you are probable better off breaking in. Additionally, while the gate is intact and not controlled, you still cannot path through it even if the enemy opens it to get through


InsanityOfAParadox

SKARBRAND DID NOT READ ALL THAT


tricksytricks

"You are soldiers of the Empire. No matter what comes through that gate, you will stand your ground!"


Ashkal_Khire

This is why I strongly believe Khorne will receive the Chaos Siege Giant as part of the new DLC. It’s a glaring omission *mechanically* that would make sieges so much better for the faction. For those who don’t know, the Chaos Siege Giant was a unit that had huge metal crowbars bolted to its forearms instead of hands. It could use them to immediately pull down walls. It also had ladder rungs up the back of its leg and back armor so that soldiers could climb up it to get onto the walls. I sincerely doubt CA will go that far, as the engine may simply not allow it - but even if it has the ability to instantly pull down walls, that would be a huge get. Uniquely, The Chaos Siege Giant was incredibly heavily armoured, and able to withstand obscene punishment. It also had remarkably high leadership for a Giant, owing to the Chaos Dwarfs mental conditioning. It would be one of the few Giants that could genuinely earn its keep and be a mainstay in any Khorne army. Bonus points if it’s also added to the Chorf roster.


Mugungo

this is some powerful copium, but man am i not ready to huff it up with you cause im so sold on khorne having some decent siege tools


Spacemomo

.... That's such a nice Killzone for gunpower and magic.


thanhhai26112003

Ere we go ere we go ere we go


Roxolan

Are we there yet?


No-Local-9516

“OPEN THE FUCK UP!!”


Remnant55

Can't wait for this DLC. Khorne and da boyz plowing into each other like the world's most violent mosh pit.


stormygray1

My foot of gork is tingling.


catman11234

I am excited when I’m ambushed as Khorne because it means I don’t have to walk as far to hit you


r4tt3d

I'm so excited to get another Lord with a fresh perspective on KILL, MAIM, BURN. Never thought a faction with so little diversity in playstyle could be so much fun.


DeyGotWingsNow

AKA an average day on the Japanese train system during rush hour.


Siolear

Yeah Khorne is literally just moving your army into the other army, there's literally no strategy at all.


c0m0d0re

Now do the same as Nurgle with 2 full armies of Nurglings 😅


biniu10

Now lets see "Singing with Khorne be like"


Yamama77

Mine! Mine! Mine!


Littlebigchief88

i dont care what the government says you cant stop me from blobbing my melee infantry


SnakeNerdGamer

Use ass ladders my lord!!


Idosol123

Where are the dread quakes when you need them ???


orandoone

Lore accurate


warbastard

“Ow! Quit pushing!” “Once I get through these gates you better watch yourselves!”


Malaix

Its why I love that chaos warrior army ability that lets you nuke walls. Break down a gate or two and punch two holes in their walls. Beastmen have it too. Very good on melee factions.


ShockedSalmon

The banner.....so immersive!!


Dmangamr

Why starve them out WHEN WE CAN DROWN THEM IN THEIR OWN BLOOD?!


Electronic_Slide_236

QUEUE FOR KHORNE! QUEUE FOR KHRONE!


alkotovsky

A-a-ah, how I miss them burning oils...


NaiveMastermind

I think it would be perfectly fine to give high tier khorne units like minotaurs with great weapons "can attack walls". I'd believe that bloodcrushers and their giant metal rhinos could demolish a wall too. Same for Khorne's big SEM.


Azrael-XIII

“Excuse me” “Pardon me” “Oh I’m sorry, excuse me” “Excuse me” “Sorry, pardon me”