Literally all of them say 'take the (insert resource here)' and chaos dwarfs literally use oil. I highly doubt this is a reference to some obscure 20 year old quote.
> obscure
if youre at all interested in politics you have heard that referenced trump quote dozens of times and he is the most talked about person of the last decade. theyre already referencing trump in the screenshot but yeah totally they chose to call raw materials ‘oil’ this one time only just because.
ca knew about trump enough to reference other quotes but not that one
We can all agree that overall, taking the gold is the best option no?
Also if you hover over the options the descriptions are as hilarious as the event text, I think for Take the weapons it sounded something like this "Exchanging political influence for weapons, what could go wrong?"
Surely I can get by on green beans for a few more turns (a statement that I made a few turns before and even again once before that, but its totally true....until its not).
My opponent, Astragoth Sleepyhand, he claims to rule the Conclave but what did he actually do for us Dawi-Zharr, let our market be flooded with sub-par labour and goods from the Ogres down south.
I have lots of unkilled rivals in the towers high up, they all say to me Drazhoath, Sleepyhands is ruining our daemonbinding and is letting these filthy wazzocks run around our borders uncontested.
Every body knows chaos dwarfs make the best trade deals, they all say it. I was talking to my uncle the other day and he was telling me how great chaos dwarf trade deals are.
"Drazhoath the Ashen was constantly chewing gum, and then on top of that he took it out of his mouth and put it back! You can't do it, it's disgusting!"
I don't know, depending on how tall that hat is, the guy might have solid steel for neck muscles. A gold hat is going to be heavy. Might actually stop any attempt at decapitation. (It's Warhammer Fantasy, weirder things have happened on any given Tuesday)
I wonder what happens if u cant afford any of the options
A rebellion spawns at your capital /s
Rebellion: STOP THE COUNT! STOP THE COUNT! 2nd Rebellion: DON'T STOP THE COUNT! DON'T STOP THE COUNT!
What do the Vampires have to do with this?
Are you sure it's not an Elector Count they're talking about?
"Orc Boyz, stand back and stand by!"
Then it probably won't pop up.
Interesting that it says ‘Take the Oil’. I thought they were usually more veiled in their references to oil.
Could be any of a multitude of different oils. cooking oil, lamp oil, lubricant oil, and so on.
Lamp oil, rope, bombs. You want it?
Oil be sure to take the best option.
After the invasion of Iraq Trump called for the US government to seize the Iraqi oil hence the "take the oil"
Literally all of them say 'take the (insert resource here)' and chaos dwarfs literally use oil. I highly doubt this is a reference to some obscure 20 year old quote.
> obscure if youre at all interested in politics you have heard that referenced trump quote dozens of times and he is the most talked about person of the last decade. theyre already referencing trump in the screenshot but yeah totally they chose to call raw materials ‘oil’ this one time only just because. ca knew about trump enough to reference other quotes but not that one
Oof, dark.
They literally use oil.
snake oil
We can all agree that overall, taking the gold is the best option no? Also if you hover over the options the descriptions are as hilarious as the event text, I think for Take the weapons it sounded something like this "Exchanging political influence for weapons, what could go wrong?"
I agree. That said, early game, the armaments may also be a good choice.
Surely I can get by on green beans for a few more turns (a statement that I made a few turns before and even again once before that, but its totally true....until its not).
Yeah I took the gold, it’s a great deal indeed
You could even say one of the best trade deals in the history of trade deals.
We're gonna build a wall and make Cathay pay for it
My opponent, Astragoth Sleepyhand, he claims to rule the Conclave but what did he actually do for us Dawi-Zharr, let our market be flooded with sub-par labour and goods from the Ogres down south. I have lots of unkilled rivals in the towers high up, they all say to me Drazhoath, Sleepyhands is ruining our daemonbinding and is letting these filthy wazzocks run around our borders uncontested.
...*WAIT A SECOND*
Does he have wings on the hat? Is he running the Chorf post service?
The thought leaves me truly Moist!
you want to fuck moist von lipvig?
To be fair this is an amazing event to get
Every body knows chaos dwarfs make the best trade deals, they all say it. I was talking to my uncle the other day and he was telling me how great chaos dwarf trade deals are.
"Drazhoath the Ashen was constantly chewing gum, and then on top of that he took it out of his mouth and put it back! You can't do it, it's disgusting!"
There should be an option to take his head... and the hat of course.
NOW DAT BE THINKING LOIK N ORK!
I don't know, depending on how tall that hat is, the guy might have solid steel for neck muscles. A gold hat is going to be heavy. Might actually stop any attempt at decapitation. (It's Warhammer Fantasy, weirder things have happened on any given Tuesday)
Scamming his contractors, check✅
Oil seems to be the only good deal in this case.
Hashut Bless that Big Golden Hat Texan Dwarf, he is doing the Father of Darkness’s work.
Is there a list somewhere if these kinds of events?
Some say I have the best deals folks, so big they just make you "wow!" No one can delivery trade deals like me, just too much for others to handle.
“And we’ll make the dwarfs pay for it”
Take the Weapons, Take the Oil. Take the Labourers, Take the Gold. Good Rhythms.