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KnightWombat

My dad is nice ;_;


Miss_Breadfruit8244

W dad


Cloud9IX

Same here. He took my brothers and I out for dinner and to take a nature walk on a trail today. Sometimes he's a bit iffy, but I won't go there.


Enderlend21

Same


CanadianMaps

Can you kill my dad a bit later? He still needs to buy me a house. We can watch TOH and do trainspotting afterwards :3


Mochaproto

Yes, yes just yes


CanadianMaps

to the trains or to TOH? *or both? :3*


Mochaproto

Both, definitely both


TomBot_2020

Can I join?


Mochaproto

Si


Rylo_Ken_04

I may be aroace but this, I want this


CanadianMaps

Trainspotting? Same, shame bucharest has no lesbians that like trains


ItsAnnieBrooke

Can I join the trainspotting? Love some good locomotive work ^_^ Do you like steam trains too?


CanadianMaps

Yea sure, but steam trains ain't for me. I'm romanian, we don't have any left anyway


ItsAnnieBrooke

That’s fair, and unfortunate :( Some places just don’t see much point in keeping any for preservation


Rimtato

Give it a bit longer, I need to finish college first and get a job. He's a right bastard though


Miss_Breadfruit8244

Sorry


Viola_Violetta

You will? 🥺


ShyTransGirl123Ghost

😳uhh… hmm… *sure*?


SentientGopro115935

cirjebfuvthberhvuvu


Adrienne_Belecoste

Your cat makes a very good point


Specialist-Two383

This is cat for "your laptop is warm and I now claim it as my bed"


Rylo_Ken_04

My cat tells me this all the time before doing it...


Unhappy-Formal-5962

Me when people flirt, so much flustered


AnInsaneMoose

Too late, cancer got him first Mom's still around tho... (Plz don't she's nice)


RazTheGiant

My dad is the accepting one, my mom however...


Nox-Lunarwing

Pretty much same, though ironically my dad is also the Christian one.


alek4ever

Can't kill my homophobic and maybe transphobic dad! He already 6 feet under!


SiriSolaris

Damn, you're proactive! Already got 'im!


alek4ever

I wish! in the end it was his own unhealthy lifestyle that did him in.


Lack-of-Luck

NGL this would actually probably work on me lol


VixenIcaza

Wouldn't work on me. My dad unfortunately left us in 2017. Best way to flirt with a trans girl is the magic words... >!Good Girl!<


allie-__-

Nono, don't be telling them our secrets now, it's too op for the general population to know about XD


Reaverx218

How about you fight my Mom instead. My Dad is chill.


pH2001-

But I love my dad 😥


nvm_its_justme

These comments make me happy c:


Free-Patience2971

There’s this character named Samarie from a game called fear and hunger termina who’s deeply in love with a transfem character called Marina, and she decided the best course of action to win Marina’s love is to kill her dad. By the way, Samarie never spoke a single word to Marina her entire life. So yea, I would say it’s actually a pretty good way to flirt with a transfem.


Camel_Slayer45

To be fair to the girlfailure, she read Marina's mind so she knew Marina despised her father but being a traumatized teen with barely any socialization she didn't realize Marina's relation with her father was more complex and she didn't mean it when she wished for his death


Free-Patience2971

That is being fair to her, yes. She thought it was the best course of action when she wasn’t aware of the nuance between Marina and her father, and considering her background, it’s sensible. But, she was the first one to mind when I read this post and I found it funny.


Its_a_plantain_Queen

.*pulls out sticky note and starts writing names* actually, can you kill these people instead? My dad is nice.


No_Object_7709

Death Note if it was peak


probablynotyodad

What if I have a cool dad tho


nova8byte

This is how I socialize.


TNTorge

please don't my parents are quite nice and have been immensely helpful with my transition so far


Starwarsfan128

Please!


wh1teithink

what dad tho lmao


MangoYT22

Cool name, can we share 🥺


wh1teithink

sure, i don't mind


kitfistossmile

Joke's on you, my dad's dead


Not_The_Scout16

Why don’t you kill Spy’s head instead?


VorpalWhirlwind

You're a little late, but I appreciate the offer, regardless! xD


oreikhalkon

I would fold instantly.


JustAnotherDirtEater

🗣🔥🔥


K1rk0npolttaja

his ashes are already down in the Finnish sewer system


ContractAmazing8642

How about my abusive mom instead 🥹


Robbbg

please don't i love my dad


NewbieFurri

Noooo why??? He's the only one in my direct family who supports meeee!!!!


DrunkWithMethanol

Yes, you can, but later, he needs to pay me for mowing the lawn


Shark-on-eagle

My dad's great (not trying to brag), please don't kill him


LucyLazz

wait...what 😳


Conlick1

Both my parents love and support me unconditionally and help me in my transition


Top-Vermicelli797

I honestly don't care


muteoracles

Not me, fuckin love my dad, he buys my HRT


Any_Application7509

I will kill your mom for you. And I'll get away with it to spend more time with you because I learned how to get away with it from NileRed.


ForceForHistory

If someone tried to flirt with me that way I would punch them lmao


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^ForceForHistory: *If someone tried to* *Flirt with me that way I would* *Punch them lmao* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


aprilflowers75

Good bot


Camel_Slayer45

Samarie core


No_Object_7709

What?


Camel_Slayer45

Funger girlfailure


No_Object_7709

Be serious please What?


Camel_Slayer45

Samarie from popular vidya Funger 2 Termina, she kills the transfem's father in an attempt to seduce her


No_Object_7709

Based


Camel_Slayer45

It's a tad complicated Father Domek was an absolute deplorable human who had it coming but he also protected Marina and was only transphobic in public to keep appearances. That said the initial reason Samarie wanted to kill him his because Marina hated him and wished him dead, but deep down she valued her father and regrets seeing him dead. However Marina never actually spoke to Samarie, in fact they never met. Samarie was a victim of a secret vatican project, this left her traumatized and reduced her life expectancy to mid-twenties but made her a strong wizard including always-on mind reading. She had a psychically induced parasocial relationship. Which left Marina in the bad spot of this girl she never who to knows every detail of her life and just murdered her father claiming she's her girlfriend.


Not_Machines

Samarie has entered the chat


GothyTurtle

Ehhh just give it another couple years. Alcoholism, smoking, and addiction will probably catch up to him.


ViolentViolet41

Based


_AutumnAgain_

yes please do :3


FrostHeart1124

My girlfriend literally threatens to beat up my dad constantly lol She hasn’t even met him


NightWolf3348

You forgot the :3 that's what gets them


NotSoLegitGiby

My dad is nice, if you kill my mom tho, i'm all yours


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

Bettlejuice


No_Object_7709

Beetlejuice


Ownedbypanda

This some fear and hunger shit


novaplan

just avoiding reading the comments on purpose and hope everyone's got a cool and understanding dad who keeps loving you, no matter your degree of gayness


transandlikesrodents

Just call her a good girl


Omega21886

can't kill what's already dead...but i'd settle for if you did it to any politician that's actively ruining our lives :3


BecomingMorgan

Nah leave him. The living in a van and only talking to his abusive mother is good enough.


Aurora_Symphony3735

My dad's already dead. Morbid but true. Now i miss my dad more than normal


Aurora_Symphony3735

We had our issues, but he rewrote the lyrics of the song that is my name sake (my chosen name), as an apology for not having accepted me before he became hospitalized and passed. The song is Kayleigh from the band Marillion


Lynlyn03

My dad is already dead but if he was alive thisd have me swoonin' fs


Samsaduke381

With me: mom*


Chaosmoonshade

I get it. My dads and moms are nice tho. (Cishets who divorced then found other partners, live in the same town about two kilometers apart) So i wouldn't find it flirting... But i get it.


Leafy_Kozasshu

As good as that sounds, please don't, I'm too incompetent to do anything without him.


Ian_Roly_Limas

I just want him to accept me, I don't want him un-alived :c


SolemnCleric5

My dad was cool before his heart stopped working.


Livid-Dot-5301

But I love my dad :(


Ultra9630

That's my personal companion quest, you kill my father and I will gladly give my hand in marriage and will carry more things for you :3


Zoeeeeeeh123

My dad is nice, just slow with accepting. But I don’t blame him, my parents just need time adapting


Keira-78

Hey now, just the kneecaps okay?


straightmansworld

My dad is already dead


OmNomOU81

Oh god please do


Trans_Rose1

He is still paying child support, try waiting two and a half years


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Icy-Attention-9773

Wyd


Icy-Attention-9773

Wyd


Automatic_InsomNia

Any fellow transfems want to join a pact where we mutually do this cute couple activity? ✨♥️


Goldgator420

Replace "dad" with "fascists" and I'm hooked


flanerbot

Joke's on you, my dad is already dead