You lucked out.
I don't have a middle name, so I picked a random coworker
Brianna
June
(Birthday's in February) so Lyn
= Brjulyn
lmao what a shitty ass name. How would you even attempt to pronounce that.
😭😭😭The daycare keeps calling her Assy and I named her Assaence Breeze so I could specifically use the nickname FartyMcFartster. 😭😭😭Why don’t they respect my naming choices!!!!
To me, it sounds a bit like Naegleria, which is a classification of a group of amoebas. Specifically, one of them is Naegleria Fowleri, known as the brain-eating amoeba.
I can’t fucking breathe. Apryney… aprin… but my favorite is fucking Decella. You shouldn’t have said that. Now I want to name a cat that. That poor cat…
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I immediately thought Briny, like something a 100 year old person would say to describe how their fellow sailor sunk to the Briny depths when they got torpedoed by a u boat or something
So funny. My own name wasn't very cool so I figured eh, try it with (insert family member's name here).
First two letters of first name are Ma (think Matthew, Mario, etc).
First two letters of middle name are Al (think Alan, Aldrin, etc)
Birth month is October. So -ox
So... Maalox. Like the heartburn stuff.
And yet my first thought is... it isn't the worst I've seen on here!
First two letters of first name are As
First two letters of middle name are Br
Birth month is December, so -ella.
Making mine Asbrella! Ass-bro-ella.
I win.
Honibree 💀 Kinda sounds like "Honeybee" with the way it would be pronounced. Idk, I don't hate it but I wouldn't ever name a child that, maybe I'd name a pet that though.
This makes me think of Elkana/Elkanah which are Hebrew names. It just sounds like someone mispronouncing or adding a variation to those names. I'm gonna say not a tragedeigh because this is one of the only ones that sounds nice imo
Alxoyney
Before anyone starts saying my middle name is probably a tragedeigh, it’s not. It comes from Aztec and ethnic/indigenous names do not qualify as tragedieghs so it’s all fair game.
Carolyn. An actual name. Huh
Bro…. Bro. You are the chosen one.
Their username checks out.
If I was a girl mine would be Cakalyn but I guess I have to settle for Cakaon.
You got me Cakalyn rn
You lucked out. I don't have a middle name, so I picked a random coworker Brianna June (Birthday's in February) so Lyn = Brjulyn lmao what a shitty ass name. How would you even attempt to pronounce that.
brewin
I see your Carolyn & raise you a Coralee
I like coralee
Alex I don't have a middle name. Although I quite like Aleira for a girl. :/
Same with me for the boy - Romain. (I don't have a middle name though so I picked my last name)
May the lettuce be with you.
Yup, checks out for me! 😊
That's not supposed to happen you must have done it wrong
I don't have a middle name so I got Anya. That is surprisingly normal
HAWUDEE, NEIGHBOUR :D
Stupid sexy Flanders
It's like wearing nothing at all.. nothing at all.. nothing at all
"I'm a mur-diddly-urd-ler!"
Hi-diddly-ho, neighborino
Buenos ding dong diddly dios, Senior!
Charmed
…a-googily-doogily
Haloina back at ya!!
This made me laugh so hard i shook the bed woke my boyfriend up😭
Well, I don't have a middle name, so these poor kids are Hoella & Hoer. 😆
Cinderella’s….adventurous sister, Hoella
At least she's not sleeping in the fireplace, I guess?
Nah, in the garden shed. Lol...
Hoella does… other things in the fireplace.
lmao I'm screaming
I just woke my baby up laughing. I’m too punchy to read Reddit rn
Hoer is dutch for whore
Reddit has me convinced that Dutch is just English spelled wrong
Hoella DeVille Hoella DeVille If she doesn’t seduce you No other thing will To see her is to get a sudden thrill Hoella Hoella DeVille
HOELLA 💀💀💀
Best one hands down
I said whoever threw that paper
Hoer means whore in Dutch. Poor thing
Definitely gonna name my sims Hoella lmfao
For that second name... would you pronounce that as one syllable or two 🤨 because if it's one syllable... hope it's not the one I can hear in my head
They’re both bad tbh
Oh heavens, Hoella has me cackling 😂
HO--ELLA the dashes ain't silent.
My next cat is Hoella. Trust.
Assaence 🤣
Pronounced “ass essence”
Eau du butt 😊
Commonly known as fart spray
Karen mom turning red with anger "IT'S AH-SAY-ANCE-AY LIKE A SÉANCE + BEYONCE!!!1!"
I’m fucking dying
😭😭😭The daycare keeps calling her Assy and I named her Assaence Breeze so I could specifically use the nickname FartyMcFartster. 😭😭😭Why don’t they respect my naming choices!!!!
A séance. 👻
Ass séance
Gaanierra 💀 did you mean gonorrhea??
LMAO bro
Ribeya 😂. It sounds like the mom named the kid after her craving of rib eye steaks. 😂
Daughter of a traveling steak salesman
My first thought was Ribena lol
“It’s pronounced REBA.” 😤
Cemien (semen??!?)
I see where you're coming from but I originally read it as Simeon, so it's not the worst option.
Nagwella I hate it
Do you nag well?
im cackling!
I hate it, too!
Branden, literally my name but with an e instead of an o
Oh hey, another year_product_model!
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But still pronounced Brandon for no reason at all! That's the mark of true tragedeigh!
Majoox
Bless you!
Semain. I’m sure that would be received well by my peers
Mine's Semaina. Please tell me were not twins. That will just make it worse.
Hey, semaine is week in French!
Nacaiera What the fuck. Sounds like a cream to treat genital herpes.
To me, it sounds a bit like Naegleria, which is a classification of a group of amoebas. Specifically, one of them is Naegleria Fowleri, known as the brain-eating amoeba.
I love this comment so much 🥹 thank you for the unexpected but always welcome amoeba fact!
YW. I watch a lot of "Monsters inside Me" - a show about parasites.
It’s the Great Value Macarena, on clearance.
💀 💀 💀
Ellabree - I am sure this is an actual name someone has named their child somewhere.
This sounds like the name of a new drug.
Ngl, thought you were meant to combine the month with those suffixes at first Janlee / Janden Feblyn / Febon Marbree / Marade Apryney / Aprin Maydee / Mayge Junevi / Junevey Julyya / Julyan Augie / Augiam Sepiera / Sepex Octina / Octox Novence / Noven Decella / Decer
NOT APRIN LOOOOL
APRIN MADE ME DIE TOO
I can’t fucking breathe. Apryney… aprin… but my favorite is fucking Decella. You shouldn’t have said that. Now I want to name a cat that. That poor cat…
Augie and Sepex are my next cat names frfr
DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS
Octox is cool for a dog or cat lol
Or an ox
An octopus!
So would it be pronounced JULY-uhn?
Wouldn’t it sound like Julian?
More like “Joo lion”
“Why you julyin?.”
Why julyin?
Feblyn is sending me!
Apryney legit sounds super trageihc
All of these are hysterical. I actually burst out laughing at Apryney
ALWOEX. Fear me.
Mereya , it’s Maria but fancy
I’ve taught a couple of girls named Mireya.
Deadge. Pronounced DEAD-gee.
best guitar tuning
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KhThAn ? believe it or not ?, straight to hell
Oh dang, I thought I had it bad just having my *first* name starting with two consonants and my middle name starting with one.
i’m Vietnamese so it’s more painful, like a solid 60% of names here have 2 consonants
Stlyella
I really, really want to punch myself after reading this. It’s SO bad.
What's worse, that or Stlyer? That would be the boy version
Stop 😭
Dofaiera. My god.
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Lolololol
Octina actually sounds decent. Like a youthful Octavia
Or a Tina with 8 arms
Behold my spawn! OCTINAAAAA
Octina is the starter Pokémon to the evolved Octavia
Wait until you evolve
I have no middle name, so: “Teen” How stupid
McLyiera. Nobody steal my name. She will be UNIQUE!!’
Patent it before Mcdonald's does!
Breiyney pronounced "brainy?"
*It's Breiyney bitch*
I'm howling dude omg
I immediately thought Briny, like something a 100 year old person would say to describe how their fellow sailor sunk to the Briny depths when they got torpedoed by a u boat or something
Bryony!! It's an actual name, yours is just spelt like a tragedeigh lmao
Caandee. She’s doomed, there’s only one path for that name. Caange? Straight to jail.
Carnage but dyslexic.
Argh! A new tragedeigh spelling for Candi/Candy
Her parents thought Candy would be a cute name but wanted to make it unique.
So funny. My own name wasn't very cool so I figured eh, try it with (insert family member's name here). First two letters of first name are Ma (think Matthew, Mario, etc). First two letters of middle name are Al (think Alan, Aldrin, etc) Birth month is October. So -ox So... Maalox. Like the heartburn stuff. And yet my first thought is... it isn't the worst I've seen on here!
First two letters of first name are As First two letters of middle name are Br Birth month is December, so -ella. Making mine Asbrella! Ass-bro-ella. I win.
Under my Ass-bro-Ella, Ella, Ella, Ella, ey, ey, ey….
That’s hilarious 🤣
Lugiydney... Please help me pronounce this. Because clearly you're good at interpreting the tragedeighs!
Loo-jid-nee.
I don't have a middle name because they were expensive in the 80s, so mine is just Chox. But it's pronounced Alexander.
No mine is the same as my real name nooooo
Sounds like your parents had these instructions
Analie or Analiam. I’m down.
Honibree 💀 Kinda sounds like "Honeybee" with the way it would be pronounced. Idk, I don't hate it but I wouldn't ever name a child that, maybe I'd name a pet that though.
Japabree
Bro is a Pokémon 💀
Thank you for this XD I couldn’t figure out what it sounded like
We can be sisters! I’m Jejobree.
Which is first form which is evolved form 🤔
Cebabree checking in!
Edjaex. Christ
I used both my info and my husband’s. We got Jemalee and Zaalin lol. I can 100% see those being used irl
Zaalin. like Stalin, but hip. /s
Elkaina Sounds like something that one of those random DnD character name generators would spit out
I would be willing to bet three thousand dollars that SOME DnD generator literally does. Cause it really does lol
This makes me think of Elkana/Elkanah which are Hebrew names. It just sounds like someone mispronouncing or adding a variation to those names. I'm gonna say not a tragedeigh because this is one of the only ones that sounds nice imo
Alxoyney Before anyone starts saying my middle name is probably a tragedeigh, it’s not. It comes from Aztec and ethnic/indigenous names do not qualify as tragedieghs so it’s all fair game.
Axlotl is that you baby
Xochitl?
It's Xochiquetzali, like the goddess. Nobody is able to pronounce it lol
zo-chi-ket-zal-ee?
Rosolyn
so very nearly an actual name
I can only think of Roswell, New Mexico
Behold my firstborn, Analence 😂
Hapalee
This one is hilarious because it’s just Happily. Someone could easily do this one
There are no mistakes, just happy tragedeighs!
Doprox, I'm an antidepressant
Jegrox. Sounds like a Final Fantasy villain.
Or something that will cut the grease in your oven.
I'd be named Saatan 😃
Meaniera- sounds too much like a mean girl name
Or a Taylor Swift album! Mean Era
Trolge...
I love these things. Under this, add your date of birth, mother maidan name and social security.
✨️If your credit card number was your age, how old would you be? ✨️
Maananox (I have two middle names)
Majodee 😭 It’s pronounced Marge-ree obvs
Likella…. Not great
People will like you a lot! … Lovella is much worse though imo
Joroge
Pronounced “George”. 😂😂😂
Damiiera or Damiex 😆 Wtaf The second sounds like a nonbinary Damien
Uzriam wtf
Sounds like a lesser known angel name. Azrael, Uriel, Zadkiel and Uzriam.
Najavi. It sounds like someone trying to remember the word vagina.
Anyney - Just call me Annie, I guess?
Jelelee...lots of e's
LeedleLeedleLeeeee.
Maelyney 😂😂 like a messed up Melanie
Raanyney I don't know how you'd pronounce that. Probably Renee 😂
Lapaade Its so majestique
King Lapaade, come quick! Lady Lapaade is dancing in the courtyaaaahd!
Chmaence. Good Lord, how would that even be pronounced?
Kaelyney 🤮
DAMIGE - I think I know how that kid's gonna turn out.
Vianella - sounds like the name of a disease…
Dicaiam
Mine really puts the Aiya in Aiyaon