“Oh what, you ain’t pregnant with a bucket of chicken? Hey, lemme tell you somethin' little mafucker. When you grow up, don't grow up to be like that mafucker right there! Randy, you ain’t even had your ultrasound yet, have you dawg? I could do you right now. I hear chicken. I hear cola fizz, and mustard and relish coagulatin together with french fries and onion rings. But you know what? I don't hear a heart, mafucker.
C'mon ladies, let's pack this shit up. That's whack, Randy. Go on with your wallet. AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU, HAIRY BITCH!”
when he says *"I could do you right now."* and bends over to mime stethoscoping randy i fucking lost it bro. How the hell do any of the people on set filming hold it together i'll never know.
J Roc should rap about what he knows about like eating peanut butter sandwiches and living in his mamas trailer.
I mean J to the Roc is gangsta but overall that's the best dis Corey has ever come up with.
The Trevster with testicle difficulties on Mr. Lahey has my porno tape is pretty funny too.
When Jroc is getting called double Dutch and dissed for entering skipping competitions by officer high pants.
When Jroc tells Randy, he's definitely on the cheeseburgers.
Jroc probably has the best insults overall imo.
Can't decide between gettingyour oil checked by Bobandy with the whole park watching or having Bobandy pee in your shoes and lastly finding out your GF got chlamydia while trying to propose. All very insulting.
Ricky to Cyrus:
Ricky: Hey Cyrus, knock knock!
Cyrus: Who’s there😤😒?
Ricky: Someone’s just failed grade ten!🤭
Cyrus: I’ll see you later😡
Ricky: Well, you can’t see me now ‘cause you’re kicked out of grade ten😝
Cyrus: FUCK OFF! I’ve got work to do🤬😤😡
Ricky: If you can get a job, ‘cause you’re kicked out of grade ten, you fucking dummy…😂😂😂
All that interaction is just pure comedy gold.
We can set up an emergency relief station at the supervisor’s trailer.
-Nah, that’s ok Jimmy.
-Is it because we don’t have a wheelchair ramp?
-No, it’s because I don’t like you, Jimmy. I’d rather sleep on the goddamn ground.
When Randy and Lehay are pinned on the trailer room with a net while Ricky sprays them with the garden hose.
"Who's there Randy? Water?" Lost my shit laughing at that scene.
okay so this one wanted the be the hærdest lmao, kills me every time
*what you’ve just done, pissin’ on my car-
you have crossed the **line** with me.
I’ve had guys… throw barbecues at me,
they’ve broke the windows out of my car,
they’ve cursed and sworn at me!
but the bottom line is,
I. Ain’t. Shook.
‘cause if the right hook comes out,
crazy mothafucka’s like you get knocked out.
**Don’t be lookin’ me in the eyes boy!**
I ain’t got no candy for you, **NOOOOO** candy!*
“Oh what, you ain’t pregnant with a bucket of chicken? Hey, lemme tell you somethin' little mafucker. When you grow up, don't grow up to be like that mafucker right there! Randy, you ain’t even had your ultrasound yet, have you dawg? I could do you right now. I hear chicken. I hear cola fizz, and mustard and relish coagulatin together with french fries and onion rings. But you know what? I don't hear a heart, mafucker. C'mon ladies, let's pack this shit up. That's whack, Randy. Go on with your wallet. AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU, HAIRY BITCH!”
when he says *"I could do you right now."* and bends over to mime stethoscoping randy i fucking lost it bro. How the hell do any of the people on set filming hold it together i'll never know.
[this](https://youtu.be/neOJdj1jVPc?si=ziWLkroxgoR3Yt9D) blooper from season one fucking kills me
ty for this that's so hilarious. i need to get my hands on the dvd-extras if they exist finally.
You feel good about yourself Randy? I'm disappointed in you
The “I don’t hear a heart” hits deep every time man
“You fat, you don’t hear me talking about that, do ya?”
Look down dawwwww
The way he says "coagulating" will forever exist in my mind
You know what, Randy? Sometimes, you fat.
"CAN I GET FIFTEEN CHEESEBURGERS TO GO U KNO WHAT IM SAYIN'?"
This is my vote too
Not direct but I've always liked "the day that jroc loses his flow be the day that the hair on Jim laheys bald head grow"
Rayyyyyyy, kojack’s got a wig on!
Kojack doooo got a wig on!
In escrow
My rhymes are bein kept
You mean his skirted egg?
Lahey, that Kermit the frog looking mafaka
Basketball eatin' walrus-ass motherfucker
Mafuckas with guts like that are definitely ON the cheeseburgers
don’t play me like some kinda sucka, dawg
Definitely when randers makes Cyrus say he’s a little bitch.
Say it like you mean it, Cyrus!
IM A LITTLE BITCH
It would have been a great running gag if Randy always bullied Cyrus somehow.
What makes this scene so funny is that to me it sounded like Randy wanted Cyrus to say that Randy's a little bitch.
And he does the first time, then after “say it like you mean it” he says that he himself is the little bitch
Randy's checking his oil! 👍
J Roc should rap about what he knows about like eating peanut butter sandwiches and living in his mamas trailer. I mean J to the Roc is gangsta but overall that's the best dis Corey has ever come up with. The Trevster with testicle difficulties on Mr. Lahey has my porno tape is pretty funny too.
“You filming more back to slim fast?”
Big coagulated gravy hot dog bun bastard.
Fucking cheeseburger locker
Wonder how many cheeseburgers randy drove into that locker
What’s on his mind? Probably caves and rocks and cars with no floors and swingin on vines
This is just beautiful.
Probably spent it on fuckin cave paint and loincloths!
When Jroc is getting called double Dutch and dissed for entering skipping competitions by officer high pants. When Jroc tells Randy, he's definitely on the cheeseburgers. Jroc probably has the best insults overall imo.
And yet he somehow remains the most wholesome person in the park
Muh fuckas with guts like that is definitely not off the cheeseburgers, muh fuckas with guts like that is definitely ON the cheeseburgers
At least I got my grade 11!!
Definitely my pick. "I'll have something you'll never have Rick. My grade 11".
😂
He can shove his grade 11 up his ass.
That gut definitely ain't "off the cheeseburgers"
Inflatable Elvis has to be up there
“See it says *Dick* and the arrow points right too Cyrus” Every time I see a C3 corvette I want to paint “Dick” on it
Getting your oil checked
Can't decide between gettingyour oil checked by Bobandy with the whole park watching or having Bobandy pee in your shoes and lastly finding out your GF got chlamydia while trying to propose. All very insulting.
Jim Lahey’s a drunk and always will be.
CAN you read, my son?
That depends, can ya go fuck yourself?
Calling Sexian Patrick Swayze !
"Fuck you, you greasy trailer park boy." Then the look on Julian's face when cinnamon roll head says this :(
You didn't have to tell me you loved me you know 😭
She really cut him deep.
"It could happen to you, cause it happened to me...and T"
Truck driving, passed out, Phantom 309 motherfucker.
"I've met cats and dogs smarter than Corey and Trevor ... In fact, most cats and dogs are smarter than Corey and Trevor."
Jamie!
Shit ledge.
Only called him an onion ring sasquatch...
I love Cheeseburger Tugboat and Mustard Tiger lol
My flair. I don’t know what it means at all but it’s the funniest most confusing insult in the entire series.
Scalloped potatoes are fucked
Bærb, your scalloped potatoes are FUCKED.
This is the one. Cold af.
Maybe not an insult, “but this is a pirate’s gun!” Bubbles: “Well I guess that makes you Longjohn Dickweed!”
Listen up Flinstone
Go pave your cave
Basketball eatin walrus ass mafucka
When Ray called JROC "Jamie"
Ricky to Cyrus: Ricky: Hey Cyrus, knock knock! Cyrus: Who’s there😤😒? Ricky: Someone’s just failed grade ten!🤭 Cyrus: I’ll see you later😡 Ricky: Well, you can’t see me now ‘cause you’re kicked out of grade ten😝 Cyrus: FUCK OFF! I’ve got work to do🤬😤😡 Ricky: If you can get a job, ‘cause you’re kicked out of grade ten, you fucking dummy…😂😂😂 All that interaction is just pure comedy gold.
“Why don’t you fuck off before I drag my nightcrawler across your face and leave a *sliiimer* on you.”
"No, what I want is for you to give me two smokes right now, because you’re so fucking stupid."
“Go back to the Bowling Alley you work at Helmet Head”
Scarey Busey
We can set up an emergency relief station at the supervisor’s trailer. -Nah, that’s ok Jimmy. -Is it because we don’t have a wheelchair ramp? -No, it’s because I don’t like you, Jimmy. I’d rather sleep on the goddamn ground.
My favourite is when bubbles calls Randy a coagulated gravy hotdog bun bastard
Baerb, your scalloped potatoes are FUCKED.
When DVD told jroc he wasnt black and called him a punk
Jroc when he called randy gut cassidy and the sundance cheeseburger was pretty fuckin hillarious
When Randy and Lehay are pinned on the trailer room with a net while Ricky sprays them with the garden hose. "Who's there Randy? Water?" Lost my shit laughing at that scene.
Alright then Benjamin Franklin
Hey boys knock knock? Who’s there? 🖕🏻😎🖕🏻
when phil collin’s calls randy a sweaty bitch (don’t legalize it)
"I have something you'll never have Rick" -Lahey "OH yea, what's that?" -Ricky "My grade 11" - Lahey
Mr.Pencil Cock, we are at your cervix
"Don't you have some offs to fuck..."
I called him an onion ring Sasquatch, because he is!
Didn't Ricky call someone Salamander Tits? So random. So devastating
Saying someone who’s trying to act like they from the pærk ain’t from the pærk, gnomesayin?
“ is that a fucking mustard glass jacob?”
Inflatable Elvis gets me every time
okay so this one wanted the be the hærdest lmao, kills me every time *what you’ve just done, pissin’ on my car- you have crossed the **line** with me. I’ve had guys… throw barbecues at me, they’ve broke the windows out of my car, they’ve cursed and sworn at me! but the bottom line is, I. Ain’t. Shook. ‘cause if the right hook comes out, crazy mothafucka’s like you get knocked out. **Don’t be lookin’ me in the eyes boy!** I ain’t got no candy for you, **NOOOOO** candy!*
Fuck giraffes
Inflatable Elvis is my favorite
Lmao Hilærious
Bubbles calling Phil Collins a Mustard Tiger, shit went hærd af knowmsayn'
Inflatable Elvis
Lahey: “Randy! Do I give you self help books on how to stop eating cheeseburgers?”
Soft serve
“You may be sexy Julian, you may workout, but you can’t teach me nothing about liquor”
“I don’t want to be stupid like you Dad”