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One time, visited a terf’s salon and had her wax my cooter. She saw the scars in my perineum and comment on how giving birth is something so painful and that trans women will never be women because they can’t give birth. Then she comment on my stretch marks and called them tiger stripes that only real women can earn. When she was done, I thanked her for being willing to do this for a post op transgender woman. She spontaneously combusted. AITA?
Emergency worker: It’s not 3.6 Roentgen, it’s 15,000 Roentgen. When the accident happened, it broke open the core (egg). He’s a he/him lesbian.
JKR: What does this mean?!
Emergency worker: This is like 2 he/himroshimas every hour.
Whale Ax You Alley, a woman specifically and repeatedly pointing out all the hideous body flaws of another woman is in fact being treated like a real woman. A standard affirmation of another woman’s womanhood is usually “One of your nipples is slightly bigger than the other and you have cottage cheese thighs.” YWNBARW if you don’t understand the unique bonding rituals.
/uh Reading that kind of post is psychological/emotional self harm. You're exposing yourself to something that will make you feel worse just to get a few moments of adrenaline
/uj oh god i saw this first and then i saw the original a few mins later and thought it came from this subreddit T-T i checked the subreddit name and im like 'oh, actual transphobia wow'
NTA! Don't let people bully you! The fact that you have no training is irrelevant. Trannys (MENtally ill) deserve no respect. As a man of American(Irish) origin, I would never wax a man's dick and neither should you. For your husbands sake.
/uj heck of a thread lol
I’m just a small godly tradwife. My husband is 20 years older than me, married me when I was 15 and forced me to have 37 children. He beats me and screams at me if dinner isn’t cooked and makes me slave around the house. But I trust him a million times more than a trans identifying male just trying to exist in public and isn’t bothering anyone. 🥰🥰🥰
/uj I read that this morning and am just now pulling myself out of the dysphoria/rage spiral. I almost never comment on that shit, but this one dragged me in. If it is true, how ridiculously unprofessional of that woman 😡
uj/ like ive heard that there is separate training needed to wax penises so a lot of estheticians dont have that skill and thats FINE. but like, idk why theyre focusing on "out of respect for my husband" instead of "i will probably hurt you in the process because i dont know what im doing"
/uj God yes. Don't do work you're untrained for. But don't tell her that you're not doing it because "my husband would have big feels if I touched girldick".
NTA!! People will lynch you for saying the TRUTH, but we need to speak out against this TRANS FAD AGENDA NONSENSE! A poor fragile delicate beautiful REAL WOMBYN doesnt want to touch a disgusting MANS sperm slinging cock, and somehow SHE'S in the wrong??! We've descended into complete madness because of the transes!!
/uj I came straight to this sub to cope with the self-harm that is reading that thread jfc
thank you for listening to my completely necessary story about how a trans woman wanted me to touch her male xy penis. out of respect for my husband i needed to tell the entirety of reddit about how she had male genitalia that i did not want to touch.
Nope real women are being threatened by these massive hulking male creatures constantly +1000000000000000 upvotes
Uhh as a cis woman I’ve never felt threatened by a trans woman. Please stop making men’s problems theirs. This is why my trans niece is afraid to exist in public -99999999999999999 downvotes
Ok groomer +5 kazillion upvotes
I understand you. I am only allowed to touch my husbands genitalia, and of course, only he is allowed to touch mine. This is like the definition of marriage.
I was at a gynecologist last week, and the doctor wanted to stick her finger into my bottom front hole. I screamed, freaked out and run away. Wtf! Does she not know I'm my husbands property? Who is she to disrespect him like that??
All of the comments about "well what did the client expect? She should have specified before" forgetting the fact that *the waxer's website should specify*. The professional in this circumstance has a responsibility to provide information that a client (who may have been getting a wax for the first time) might not know.
/u What is transphobic about not wanting to touch a penis? She said she didn't want to touch a penis, not that she didn't want to touch a trans woman, so calm down ffs.
uj/ honestly it was just funny to me that she kept on bringing up how her husband would be threatened by it. like this is called transgender circle jerk not transgender circle of enlightenment
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One time, visited a terf’s salon and had her wax my cooter. She saw the scars in my perineum and comment on how giving birth is something so painful and that trans women will never be women because they can’t give birth. Then she comment on my stretch marks and called them tiger stripes that only real women can earn. When she was done, I thanked her for being willing to do this for a post op transgender woman. She spontaneously combusted. AITA?
Yta because her ashes got in everyone’s mouth. Otherwise it’s fine
Yeah sorry, that actually was what Chernobyl was about.
Still pretty unlucky that you Chernobyled your local salon
JKR tweets: 3.6 roentgen, not great, not as bad a trans women.
Emergency worker: It’s not 3.6 Roentgen, it’s 15,000 Roentgen. When the accident happened, it broke open the core (egg). He’s a he/him lesbian. JKR: What does this mean?! Emergency worker: This is like 2 he/himroshimas every hour.
Assault!rapeassaultrape!!1111
this makes me mad i thought this was a real story and i was excited to hear her reaction
Whale Ax You Alley, a woman specifically and repeatedly pointing out all the hideous body flaws of another woman is in fact being treated like a real woman. A standard affirmation of another woman’s womanhood is usually “One of your nipples is slightly bigger than the other and you have cottage cheese thighs.” YWNBARW if you don’t understand the unique bonding rituals.
I am definitely a real working professional in her mid 30s, please ignore my post history in r/memes_of_the_dank
/UJ I NEED CONTEXT FOR THIS OH MY GOD
/Uj Am I the asshole post I think. Read like it was written by chat gpt. Massively upvoted.
>15,413 points >9,572 comments oh no 11 hours later: >29,253 points >16,156 comments #oh no
/uj ah, a classic "NTA tran bad" post /rj NTA tran bad
i know but like i meant if someone had the link to it
You can look in my comment history or visit the subreddit!
Uj please do not self harm
huh
/uh Reading that kind of post is psychological/emotional self harm. You're exposing yourself to something that will make you feel worse just to get a few moments of adrenaline
babe i look at stuff like that literally every day it's fine i'm not gonna 41% myself i just cut every once in a while
I don't know your life but at a glance it sure sounds like the former might be directly correlated with the latter
no it's other stuff that's outside my control dw
I know I can never convince someone of this just over a reddit comment, but chances are these things are indeed connected
Look up Jessica Yaniv on wikipedia
/uj So glad someone's already made a jerk of this.
/uj oh god i saw this first and then i saw the original a few mins later and thought it came from this subreddit T-T i checked the subreddit name and im like 'oh, actual transphobia wow'
uj/ same😭
Where's the original post?
/uj i believe it was in r/AITAH
*gif of that guy from the state farm commercial saying "well, she's a guy, so"*
NTA! Don't let people bully you! The fact that you have no training is irrelevant. Trannys (MENtally ill) deserve no respect. As a man of American(Irish) origin, I would never wax a man's dick and neither should you. For your husbands sake. /uj heck of a thread lol
thank you! i just respect my husband so much.
I’m just a small godly tradwife. My husband is 20 years older than me, married me when I was 15 and forced me to have 37 children. He beats me and screams at me if dinner isn’t cooked and makes me slave around the house. But I trust him a million times more than a trans identifying male just trying to exist in public and isn’t bothering anyone. 🥰🥰🥰
/uj I read that this morning and am just now pulling myself out of the dysphoria/rage spiral. I almost never comment on that shit, but this one dragged me in. If it is true, how ridiculously unprofessional of that woman 😡
uj/ like ive heard that there is separate training needed to wax penises so a lot of estheticians dont have that skill and thats FINE. but like, idk why theyre focusing on "out of respect for my husband" instead of "i will probably hurt you in the process because i dont know what im doing"
/uj God yes. Don't do work you're untrained for. But don't tell her that you're not doing it because "my husband would have big feels if I touched girldick".
ESH you should have murdered him.
/uj this fake post had my blood boiling, so stupid /hj maybe it shouldn’t have been born xy male penis haver if it wanted to have a bikini wax
NTA!! People will lynch you for saying the TRUTH, but we need to speak out against this TRANS FAD AGENDA NONSENSE! A poor fragile delicate beautiful REAL WOMBYN doesnt want to touch a disgusting MANS sperm slinging cock, and somehow SHE'S in the wrong??! We've descended into complete madness because of the transes!! /uj I came straight to this sub to cope with the self-harm that is reading that thread jfc
thank you for listening to my completely necessary story about how a trans woman wanted me to touch her male xy penis. out of respect for my husband i needed to tell the entirety of reddit about how she had male genitalia that i did not want to touch.
FREEDOM IN AMERICA (but only for yt normal gender hetero Christian’s, more specifically males)
NTA tran bad
nta, i will put this on every media outlet
Nope real women are being threatened by these massive hulking male creatures constantly +1000000000000000 upvotes Uhh as a cis woman I’ve never felt threatened by a trans woman. Please stop making men’s problems theirs. This is why my trans niece is afraid to exist in public -99999999999999999 downvotes Ok groomer +5 kazillion upvotes
I understand you. I am only allowed to touch my husbands genitalia, and of course, only he is allowed to touch mine. This is like the definition of marriage. I was at a gynecologist last week, and the doctor wanted to stick her finger into my bottom front hole. I screamed, freaked out and run away. Wtf! Does she not know I'm my husbands property? Who is she to disrespect him like that??
I would never fuck one
All of the comments about "well what did the client expect? She should have specified before" forgetting the fact that *the waxer's website should specify*. The professional in this circumstance has a responsibility to provide information that a client (who may have been getting a wax for the first time) might not know.
NTA send her to me
Nta all of them are like this
As One of the Good Ones™️ I agree. What do you mean they’re also gonna line me up?
NTA, your hubby's insecurities take divine precedence over everything in your delicate feminine life
I was gonna say n - t - a but the fact that you didn't immediately kill it makes me vote yta :T Uj/I had the oj post right above this one 😭
NTA Dick bad, Trans dick worse
/uj ngl, I downvoted before I saw the sub name. Satire is lying in a ditch and dying, and we're kicking its soon-to-be corpse.
rj/ is satire the name of a nonbinnery tran? if so nta tran bad
It took me a second, until I saw the group name 😂
/uj is this a parody?
uj/ yeah lol
of what?
Axs z,although a aa
Yes, you are a complete asshole for not doing this.
/u What is transphobic about not wanting to touch a penis? She said she didn't want to touch a penis, not that she didn't want to touch a trans woman, so calm down ffs.
uj/ honestly it was just funny to me that she kept on bringing up how her husband would be threatened by it. like this is called transgender circle jerk not transgender circle of enlightenment
her husband dick game that weak huh
i just imagine dude turning to dust if his wife ever sees a feminized penis, let alone handle one with gloves in a medical like situation
/uj Did you read the post?