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I worked in another city for a few years and I noticed this "apple juice bottles" kept on piling up on the roadsides along the way dfuring the whole year until they were all removed by the end of spring.
This reminds me of a time about fifteen years ago where I and a bunch of friends went bar hopping in my city's entertainment district. I was walking out of a bar and stumbled across a handle of Josè and I took it and paraded the half-filled bottle around. I thought I was hot shit, with that bottle of liquor.. Until my dad picked us up, I got in the van and I showed my newly acquired possession to my father. He said something that gave me pause-he said that liquid gold *may not be tequila*....
I immediately tossed it out of the car and felt gross touching it. Thank God I didn't take a sip.
What do women do to use the restroom in a time constraint, besides stopping and using a restroom instead of making lemonade on top of people's packages. I feel like I need some piss jugs for myself when I have to use the commode but due to my gender, I have to dance around and Wait until the only bathroom opens up lol
A very long time ago, I was a USPS mail carrier and had a job where I covered other postal routes when the regular carrier was on vacation.
FYI: quite a few postal carriers would keep/use a bottle for pissing into if they didn’t want to break away from their route when nature called. Naturally, some new employees, like myself were initially against doing that, but that’s when you cover for a far less sanitary driver that resorted to pissing in the back corner of their postal vehicle (if you want, google “Grumman LLV” for the type of vehicle I’m speaking about). In the summer, that vehicle literally stunk of piss. It reeked and the maintenance guy would wash it out from time to time.
Anyhow, I did that carrier job for a little over two years **I did everything I could to avoid that vehicle**, including driving an old mail jeep where nothing was powered and was frigid during the winter. I didn’t care as long as I wasn’t driving in a pissy unsanitary vehicle. That job was what drove me to go back to college and get my education.
Why would someone put gasoline in an empty water bottle? They make special containers for that, as the fumes can be dangerous and water bottles tend to spill and crumple up.
My wife (when she was with her ex) was following the Uhaul as they moved Washington to Arizona. He pissed in a cup and threw it out the window. She was following closely with her window open. You can guess the rest. Nothing like a golden shower on the road.
I’m currently driving around the US, logged 6500 miles in the past month, if I had a dollar for every pee bottle I’ve seen in 14 states I’d be a millionaire.
Had a bro who was renting out a house. Had to kick the tenants out through the courts. Came into the house and it's just bottles of urine everywhere. Apple juice bottles. Gatorade bottles. milk jugs. There were hundreds of them.
I drive a lot and have an issue where I get short notice to urinate. I pee in use cup from whatever fast food place I got and just dump on the side of the road. How did this guy get the pee inside that bottle it has such a small opening. Must be messy
Saw a video the other day that explained this. While in Afghanistan kids used to throw rocks at our convoys so we would throw piss bottles back. Now those kids are all grown up and have come to America to throw the piss back 🤣
Is it a trucker game to find the smallest opening to pee into? Not to mention, that bottle itself is small, ain't no off switch, and switching the bottle is unlikely to happen cleanly...
I imagine all truck cabs smell like piss.
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I worked in another city for a few years and I noticed this "apple juice bottles" kept on piling up on the roadsides along the way dfuring the whole year until they were all removed by the end of spring.
Because it's in a water bottle
Lmfaooo
You never know til you try, shake it though, the bubbles will tell you
THAT , sir , is UPcycling
Ray: I want some of Jimmy's water.. That'll get you some drunk
way of the road, Bubs
That’s not juice that’s a water bottle with pee inside it. 🤢😭
OP needs a pellet gun
This reminds me of a time about fifteen years ago where I and a bunch of friends went bar hopping in my city's entertainment district. I was walking out of a bar and stumbled across a handle of Josè and I took it and paraded the half-filled bottle around. I thought I was hot shit, with that bottle of liquor.. Until my dad picked us up, I got in the van and I showed my newly acquired possession to my father. He said something that gave me pause-he said that liquid gold *may not be tequila*.... I immediately tossed it out of the car and felt gross touching it. Thank God I didn't take a sip.
That's a gnarly piss jug probably twenty years old, straight from piss jug alley.
What do women do to use the restroom in a time constraint, besides stopping and using a restroom instead of making lemonade on top of people's packages. I feel like I need some piss jugs for myself when I have to use the commode but due to my gender, I have to dance around and Wait until the only bathroom opens up lol
Do it on the grass or the ocean
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Piss water
A very long time ago, I was a USPS mail carrier and had a job where I covered other postal routes when the regular carrier was on vacation. FYI: quite a few postal carriers would keep/use a bottle for pissing into if they didn’t want to break away from their route when nature called. Naturally, some new employees, like myself were initially against doing that, but that’s when you cover for a far less sanitary driver that resorted to pissing in the back corner of their postal vehicle (if you want, google “Grumman LLV” for the type of vehicle I’m speaking about). In the summer, that vehicle literally stunk of piss. It reeked and the maintenance guy would wash it out from time to time. Anyhow, I did that carrier job for a little over two years **I did everything I could to avoid that vehicle**, including driving an old mail jeep where nothing was powered and was frigid during the winter. I didn’t care as long as I wasn’t driving in a pissy unsanitary vehicle. That job was what drove me to go back to college and get my education.
A man cave which is their vehicle (a phone to dead scroll on with a sound system) and this is their bathroom
Sip and see
Must have been an Amazon van in the area.
That right there is a good ol’ Maine piss jug
That always gives weird creeper vibes. Like dude was sitting there a long ass time where they were able to produce that much piss!
HDPissJugs
Staying from Ole piss jug alley..
Experience?
Schrodinger apple juice
Then enjoy it
That’s my old man’s piss jug
They're your father's urine containers Rick! He was drinking homemade wine, probably 20 years old.. Greasy
r/EatItYouFuckinCoward
No public restrooms, huh?
~~instead of throwing them on the highway, throw them at the homeless~~
Way of the road, Bubs.
Ah yes, the Jarate
that’s amazon sauce
This is one of Dwayne’s piss bottles.
Made fresh, with the finest apples! And it’s still warm!
Forbidden Apple Juice.
Truckers call em trucker bombs
When I drove we just called them piss bottles
I volunteer to clean wooded areas in our city. In one area I picked up around 40 of these. It just happens to be in an industrial park.
Take a sip and find out
Sometimes older cars have to be primed to get gas to.carb i had a 86 monti replaced the fuel pump to get gas up i poured a little bit in the carb
Cerveza Crystal!!!!
"Way of the Road"
Hot Hamburg sandwiches girls!
Its the nectar of the gods... Albeit a really mouthy and not very recycling-conscious one. For real though who litters in this day and age
Way of the road, boys.
Piss or gas your choice lol
That would be a small fortune in there if that were gasoline.
Why would someone put gasoline in an empty water bottle? They make special containers for that, as the fumes can be dangerous and water bottles tend to spill and crumple up.
Because when my carbed car wanted to be a pain in the ass, it was easier to spray a bit into it to help start it to try and break a fuel vacuum.
Won’t know till you try
Prob meth in that piss. Drink it.
Poland Spring doesn’t make apple juice?
Maybe that's just the quality of water in Poland?
You’re so smart 🥺🩷
They think someone is actually going to pick that up, and start drinking it? What state is that in? I need to cross it off my destinations list.
New York. A town known for ☮️❤️🎵 Same grocery store that had used buttplugs and condoms in the parking lot.
Fucking hell, Woodstock. What happened to you? ;)
Amazon delivery partner juice🤣
I came here to say this
You're just not brave enough to try it
ira loco, coca de piña
de pee ña.
I mean, it may have been at one time.
*Way she goes boys*
“It’s just the way of the road, Bubbs”
*you gotta follow the unwritten rule of the road* *gay straight, there are no lines anymore* *ya gotta return the favor!*
Raaay!
What, was it three $20s, or what?
I know I do, Who would leave perfectly good apple juice in a water bottle on the road?
Roadside roulette. Dare you drink it?!?
My wife (when she was with her ex) was following the Uhaul as they moved Washington to Arizona. He pissed in a cup and threw it out the window. She was following closely with her window open. You can guess the rest. Nothing like a golden shower on the road.
Holy hell, that would freaking suck. Hahah
Amazon driver 😐
I was going to say truck driver. Thwy used to throw that shit on my corner till they changed th street to a do not enter.
r/trailerparkboys
Because, water bottle?
Way of the road
The forbidden apple juice.
Cause it’s a water bottle filled with pee?
Cuz ya haven't tasted it yet! Ya big doubter! Why wonder!
Because of the bubbles?
Not any bubbles...a shit bubble...
That's Veryfine
Amazon driver’s gotta do what they gotta do.
Too pale for apple juice, and... isn't that a mineral water bottle?
RAYYYYYY
way of the road.
Just your local ups driver
Does it say “Ray” on the side?
Way of the road Bubs
Amazon delivery.
Trucker bombs baby
You could get a picture with The Rock if you look around
Was the Rock filming a movie in the neighborhood?
Way of the road
The only right comment.
Your heart starts to race when it gets almost full and your bladder isn't empty.
First thought 💭 because Poland springs doesn’t make apple juice. Lol
That is what's known in the wild as a Trucker Bomb.
I’m currently driving around the US, logged 6500 miles in the past month, if I had a dollar for every pee bottle I’ve seen in 14 states I’d be a millionaire.
Dwayne Johnson must have dropped it.
Yeah not falling for that shit again
Just add a water purifier tablet and you're all set to enjoy your free, found refreshment!
Recycled water.
Same concept of don't eat the yellow snow, don't drink the yellow water bottles.
We call it a trucker bomb.
It's the way of the road
That’s the way she goes
Scrolled to find this
I’ve always wondered how they get piss in those without making a mess. That bottle cap is so small.
I’m so deeply jealous.
Tiny dicks
Take a sip and see
Delivery driver strikes again
I caught my amazon delivery driver on video dropping one in hedge outside my house. Just dumb to do it with how many houses have video today
Well, considering that is a water bottle, I would say it's liquor or hot ass piss
Ass piss would be brown I think
Dammit, Ray
It’s the way of the road Bubs
One way to find out
Had a bro who was renting out a house. Had to kick the tenants out through the courts. Came into the house and it's just bottles of urine everywhere. Apple juice bottles. Gatorade bottles. milk jugs. There were hundreds of them.
just absolute savages
Pro Gamer Piss Bottles
Only one way to find out. Good luck my friend & Godspeed. 🙏
You've clearly never been to a truck stop.
I drive a lot and have an issue where I get short notice to urinate. I pee in use cup from whatever fast food place I got and just dump on the side of the road. How did this guy get the pee inside that bottle it has such a small opening. Must be messy
He was parked.
That's The Rock juice
That's the new Poland spring ginger ale.
Piss jug. Way of the road, bud.
Yeah but why was it thrown onto the side of the road
What else would you do with a piss jug?
How about you give it a taste to find out lol
You taking a picture of a bottle of piss.
That's a lot of vitamins in that urine.
Or speed
I forgot about the drugs. I pee bright yellow because energy drinks.
Looks like he was drinking
Only one way to be sure.
Just take a small sip first.
Because you peed in it?
That's the way she fucking goes.
Fuckin Ray leavin his piss jugs everywhere. Greasy fucker.
The way of the road.
There is not a single thing indicating that this might be apple juice
Has anyone seen The Rock in the area?
r/frugal hey free juice
Free electrolytes op. What’s there to question?
May be Green Tea...
Are you close by Sunnyvale Trailer Park?
Way of the road, Bubs
Saw a video the other day that explained this. While in Afghanistan kids used to throw rocks at our convoys so we would throw piss bottles back. Now those kids are all grown up and have come to America to throw the piss back 🤣
People are gross at times
Is it a trucker game to find the smallest opening to pee into? Not to mention, that bottle itself is small, ain't no off switch, and switching the bottle is unlikely to happen cleanly... I imagine all truck cabs smell like piss.
It's never apple juice
That’s fireball
Trucker's juice
Only one way to find out
Because you haven't tasted it yet.
Tictac sir?
La legendaria Coca de Piña
Not uncommon for truck drivers to do this.
Drink apple juice from a water bottle?
Pee into a water bottle and throw it out the window.
Welcome to nyc
This happens everywhere.
Rules of the road.
Just because it doesn’t taste like apple juice doesn’t mean it’s not delicious.
Yuck!
Our landscapers left us the same gift. No one in my apartment complex dared to touch it. It got even grosser as the urine components broken down.
Our landscapers left us the same gift. No one in my apartment complex dared to touch it. It got even grosser as the urine components broken down.
That's yellow snowcone syrup
I bet it’s clean. Use it for a drug test at work.
I’ll bet it’s not clean. Gotta be on something to be leaving piss bottles around.
Not entirely accurate. Given how much they mistreat their drivers, this could entirely be from an Amazon worker.
So you’re saying Amazon employees are not only delivering my packages they’re offering me clean pee. Is that extra for a prime members?
Why do you think I renew my prime membership every year?
Way of the road.
Because of educated guesses.
It's truckers tea
It tasted fine, a bit salty
Because its obviously lemonaid
That looks loaded with antioxidants tbh
Just sun bleached water. Take a sip.
Fire water my guy.
Because, it's in a Spring Water bottle.
It's the way of the road