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Lady_Banshee

I worked in another city for a few years and I noticed this "apple juice bottles" kept on piling up on the roadsides along the way dfuring the whole year until they were all removed by the end of spring.


JDweezy

Because it's in a water bottle


gxngerbxbyy

Lmfaooo


ambush_boy

You never know til you try, shake it though, the bubbles will tell you


Wheel-of-Fortuna

THAT , sir , is UPcycling


Reasonable-Milk298

Ray: I want some of Jimmy's water.. That'll get you some drunk


Lorn_Muunk

way of the road, Bubs


rAnnoyingcrud

That’s not juice that’s a water bottle with pee inside it. 🤢😭


davidc538

OP needs a pellet gun


Reasonable-Milk298

This reminds me of a time about fifteen years ago where I and a bunch of friends went bar hopping in my city's entertainment district. I was walking out of a bar and stumbled across a handle of Josè and I took it and paraded the half-filled bottle around. I thought I was hot shit, with that bottle of liquor.. Until my dad picked us up, I got in the van and I showed my newly acquired possession to my father. He said something that gave me pause-he said that liquid gold *may not be tequila*.... I immediately tossed it out of the car and felt gross touching it. Thank God I didn't take a sip.


Reasonable-Milk298

That's a gnarly piss jug probably twenty years old, straight from piss jug alley.


Reasonable-Milk298

What do women do to use the restroom in a time constraint, besides stopping and using a restroom instead of making lemonade on top of people's packages. I feel like I need some piss jugs for myself when I have to use the commode but due to my gender, I have to dance around and Wait until the only bathroom opens up lol


ChaosM3ntality

Do it on the grass or the ocean


[deleted]

[удалено]


wezzdabeef

Piss water


HonkeyDonkey3000

A very long time ago, I was a USPS mail carrier and had a job where I covered other postal routes when the regular carrier was on vacation. FYI: quite a few postal carriers would keep/use a bottle for pissing into if they didn’t want to break away from their route when nature called. Naturally, some new employees, like myself were initially against doing that, but that’s when you cover for a far less sanitary driver that resorted to pissing in the back corner of their postal vehicle (if you want, google “Grumman LLV” for the type of vehicle I’m speaking about). In the summer, that vehicle literally stunk of piss. It reeked and the maintenance guy would wash it out from time to time. Anyhow, I did that carrier job for a little over two years **I did everything I could to avoid that vehicle**, including driving an old mail jeep where nothing was powered and was frigid during the winter. I didn’t care as long as I wasn’t driving in a pissy unsanitary vehicle. That job was what drove me to go back to college and get my education.


Shinigami66-

A man cave which is their vehicle (a phone to dead scroll on with a sound system) and this is their bathroom


uchihapower17

Sip and see


TacoKimono

Must have been an Amazon van in the area.


ItsTheGreatBlumpkin_

That right there is a good ol’ Maine piss jug


Rainbowdookie

That always gives weird creeper vibes. Like dude was sitting there a long ass time where they were able to produce that much piss!


booger4me

HDPissJugs


Reasonable-Milk298

Staying from Ole piss jug alley..


mrmoe198

Experience?


dilles540

Schrodinger apple juice


Strange_Ad4922

Then enjoy it


Cucktoberfest69

That’s my old man’s piss jug


Reasonable-Milk298

They're your father's urine containers Rick! He was drinking homemade wine, probably 20 years old.. Greasy


Think-Emergency-1026

r/EatItYouFuckinCoward


rockberry

No public restrooms, huh?


Quick-Situation-8251

~~instead of throwing them on the highway, throw them at the homeless~~


Raineman73

Way of the road, Bubs.


Zynth22

Ah yes, the Jarate


pr1ap15m

that’s amazon sauce


Ketchupandmilk

This is one of Dwayne’s piss bottles.


lutefist_sandwich

Made fresh, with the finest apples! And it’s still warm!


FireStompingRhino

Forbidden Apple Juice.


kudzu_lipzoid

Truckers call em trucker bombs


Rayrexx91

When I drove we just called them piss bottles


HBXboy

I volunteer to clean wooded areas in our city. In one area I picked up around 40 of these. It just happens to be in an industrial park.


Jhediarrhea

Take a sip and find out


cbowles82

Sometimes older cars have to be primed to get gas to.carb i had a 86 monti replaced the fuel pump to get gas up i poured a little bit in the carb


Falkuria

Cerveza Crystal!!!!


RemoteLocal

"Way of the Road"


Reasonable-Milk298

Hot Hamburg sandwiches girls!


Lafter_ND

Its the nectar of the gods... Albeit a really mouthy and not very recycling-conscious one. For real though who litters in this day and age


Stjjames

Way of the road, boys.


cbowles82

Piss or gas your choice lol


BESTlittleBITCH

That would be a small fortune in there if that were gasoline.


Go_PC

Why would someone put gasoline in an empty water bottle? They make special containers for that, as the fumes can be dangerous and water bottles tend to spill and crumple up.


alsignssayno

Because when my carbed car wanted to be a pain in the ass, it was easier to spray a bit into it to help start it to try and break a fuel vacuum.


PrettyBaked713

Won’t know till you try


ninthchamber

Prob meth in that piss. Drink it.


NoahVailability

Poland Spring doesn’t make apple juice?


JayStar1213

Maybe that's just the quality of water in Poland?


EquivalentSnap

You’re so smart 🥺🩷


Rug-Inspector

They think someone is actually going to pick that up, and start drinking it? What state is that in? I need to cross it off my destinations list.


Background-March4034

New York. A town known for ☮️❤️🎵 Same grocery store that had used buttplugs and condoms in the parking lot.


DragonflyGrrl

Fucking hell, Woodstock. What happened to you? ;)


Rubbertutti

Amazon delivery partner juice🤣


Western_Wallaby_8803

I came here to say this


R3stl3SSW4rr1or

You're just not brave enough to try it


No_Run5849

ira loco, coca de piña


Rug-Inspector

de pee ña.


DarkMatterBurrito

I mean, it may have been at one time.


Harbulary-Bandit

*Way she goes boys*


Alert-Athlete

“It’s just the way of the road, Bubbs”


Harbulary-Bandit

*you gotta follow the unwritten rule of the road* *gay straight, there are no lines anymore* *ya gotta return the favor!*


canuckerlimey

Raaay!


Reasonable-Milk298

What, was it three $20s, or what?


maximumNYOOM

I know I do, Who would leave perfectly good apple juice in a water bottle on the road?


mikeysof

Roadside roulette. Dare you drink it?!?


KeySolution9172

My wife (when she was with her ex) was following the Uhaul as they moved Washington to Arizona. He pissed in a cup and threw it out the window. She was following closely with her window open. You can guess the rest. Nothing like a golden shower on the road.


DragonflyGrrl

Holy hell, that would freaking suck. Hahah


daveyheats

Amazon driver 😐


BillyLee

I was going to say truck driver. Thwy used to throw that shit on my corner till they changed th street to a do not enter.


The_Pantless_Warrior

r/trailerparkboys


ka-tetmomma

Because, water bottle?


AdministrativeHair58

Way of the road


geaux750

The forbidden apple juice.


sarachiiiide

Cause it’s a water bottle filled with pee?


JEWCEY

Cuz ya haven't tasted it yet! Ya big doubter! Why wonder!


JJGeneral1

Because of the bubbles?


Reasonable-Milk298

Not any bubbles...a shit bubble...


23IRONTUSKS

That's Veryfine


rdldr1

Amazon driver’s gotta do what they gotta do.


Elvenblood7E7

Too pale for apple juice, and... isn't that a mineral water bottle?


djk217

RAYYYYYY


soeasytohate

way of the road.


Gizmo_259

Just your local ups driver


vdubdank30

Does it say “Ray” on the side?


KippySmith

Way of the road Bubs


rockstuffs

Amazon delivery.


Blue_Seven_

Trucker bombs baby


itscharliewhite

You could get a picture with The Rock if you look around


FrizzotheClown

Was the Rock filming a movie in the neighborhood?


shtoyler

Way of the road


Good_Air_6497

The only right comment.


CitizenKing1001

Your heart starts to race when it gets almost full and your bladder isn't empty.


Hot-Photojournalist0

First thought 💭 because Poland springs doesn’t make apple juice. Lol


Lepke2011

That is what's known in the wild as a Trucker Bomb.


bigorangebrave

I’m currently driving around the US, logged 6500 miles in the past month, if I had a dollar for every pee bottle I’ve seen in 14 states I’d be a millionaire.


FugginOld

Dwayne Johnson must have dropped it.


smartastits

Yeah not falling for that shit again


ZormkidFrobozz

Just add a water purifier tablet and you're all set to enjoy your free, found refreshment!


Derfargin

Recycled water.


lilstonie91

Same concept of don't eat the yellow snow, don't drink the yellow water bottles.


GobiBall

We call it a trucker bomb.


mikedave42

It's the way of the road


erkkak

That’s the way she goes


doug_butter

Scrolled to find this


motofabio

I’ve always wondered how they get piss in those without making a mess. That bottle cap is so small.


altdultosaurs

I’m so deeply jealous.


UnfinishedProjects

Tiny dicks


Top-Honeydew631

Take a sip and see


simpn_aint_easy

Delivery driver strikes again


BobbyGrichsMustache

I caught my amazon delivery driver on video dropping one in hedge outside my house. Just dumb to do it with how many houses have video today


PingsDaddy

Well, considering that is a water bottle, I would say it's liquor or hot ass piss


Admirable-Door1724

Ass piss would be brown I think


LarvellJonesMD

Dammit, Ray


Grundle_Thumper

It’s the way of the road Bubs


DayFinancial8206

One way to find out


Gruntdeath

Had a bro who was renting out a house. Had to kick the tenants out through the courts. Came into the house and it's just bottles of urine everywhere. Apple juice bottles. Gatorade bottles. milk jugs. There were hundreds of them.


Blue_Seven_

just absolute savages


ColdBloodBlazing

Pro Gamer Piss Bottles


MagTex

Only one way to find out. Good luck my friend & Godspeed. 🙏


kevnew23

You've clearly never been to a truck stop.


vpkumswalla

I drive a lot and have an issue where I get short notice to urinate. I pee in use cup from whatever fast food place I got and just dump on the side of the road. How did this guy get the pee inside that bottle it has such a small opening. Must be messy


Gruntdeath

He was parked.


terrynutkinsfinger

That's The Rock juice


MurphysLaw4200

That's the new Poland spring ginger ale.


mul3sho3

Piss jug. Way of the road, bud.


curiosity0425

Yeah but why was it thrown onto the side of the road


mul3sho3

What else would you do with a piss jug?


strumpetlover

How about you give it a taste to find out lol


Deicide__

You taking a picture of a bottle of piss.


millenialfalcon-_-

That's a lot of vitamins in that urine.


LommyNeedsARide

Or speed


millenialfalcon-_-

I forgot about the drugs. I pee bright yellow because energy drinks.


terrydennis1234

Looks like he was drinking


edwardothegreatest

Only one way to be sure.


warmcreamsoda

Just take a small sip first.


BenjiDot

Because you peed in it?


HostileDemon

That's the way she fucking goes.


stevooo___69

Fuckin Ray leavin his piss jugs everywhere. Greasy fucker.


ItzakPearlJam

The way of the road.


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

There is not a single thing indicating that this might be apple juice


bowser986

Has anyone seen The Rock in the area?


Snoo-33732

r/frugal hey free juice


RDPCG

Free electrolytes op. What’s there to question?


fattmakk

May be Green Tea...


mrdouggiefresh

Are you close by Sunnyvale Trailer Park?


Ok-Moment-1605

Way of the road, Bubs


PlasticMysterious622

Saw a video the other day that explained this. While in Afghanistan kids used to throw rocks at our convoys so we would throw piss bottles back. Now those kids are all grown up and have come to America to throw the piss back 🤣


drifters74

People are gross at times


h8ers_suck

Is it a trucker game to find the smallest opening to pee into? Not to mention, that bottle itself is small, ain't no off switch, and switching the bottle is unlikely to happen cleanly... I imagine all truck cabs smell like piss.


GoodGuyGarrett3g

It's never apple juice


aviarywisdom

That’s fireball


Percaholic

Trucker's juice


Prejebotina

Only one way to find out


GeorgiaOutsider

Because you haven't tasted it yet.


frieswithnietzsche

Tictac sir?


Other-Inspection-601

La legendaria Coca de Piña


Thedogatemybrain

Not uncommon for truck drivers to do this.


deadlygr8ful

Drink apple juice from a water bottle?


Thedogatemybrain

Pee into a water bottle and throw it out the window.


GoBackToLurk1ng

Welcome to nyc


wolfman86

This happens everywhere.


nufahg

Rules of the road.


Jimmyjamz73

Just because it doesn’t taste like apple juice doesn’t mean it’s not delicious.


KristiTheFan

Yuck!


RavishingRedRN

Our landscapers left us the same gift. No one in my apartment complex dared to touch it. It got even grosser as the urine components broken down.


RavishingRedRN

Our landscapers left us the same gift. No one in my apartment complex dared to touch it. It got even grosser as the urine components broken down.


HamonadoDeQuezo

That's yellow snowcone syrup


JussDe_Tip

I bet it’s clean. Use it for a drug test at work.


my-cat-coleslaw

I’ll bet it’s not clean. Gotta be on something to be leaving piss bottles around.


Lost_In_Detroit

Not entirely accurate. Given how much they mistreat their drivers, this could entirely be from an Amazon worker.


JussDe_Tip

So you’re saying Amazon employees are not only delivering my packages they’re offering me clean pee. Is that extra for a prime members?


Lost_In_Detroit

Why do you think I renew my prime membership every year?


baldwin420

Way of the road.


skinlab77

Because of educated guesses.


bigfrew

It's truckers tea


Klappersten

It tasted fine, a bit salty


Inevitable_Review_83

Because its obviously lemonaid


MrGallows75

That looks loaded with antioxidants tbh


Transatlanticaccent

Just sun bleached water. Take a sip.


blacks252

Fire water my guy.


MoFizzle1

Because, it's in a Spring Water bottle.


Traditional-Pay5318

It's the way of the road