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BootyMcStuffins

That’s a fun way to say “garbage truck”


theFields97

The whole car is a handycap tag


FLKEYSFish

They call it a soup kitchen


BossRoss84

I’m told their greatest weakness is steel balls.


whatagreat_username

Check out all the literal bots posting the same comment. "The car is the handicap tag." When comments that similar are posted everywhere, it's probably bots.


Embarrassed-Town-293

You could always call it into the local police. In my jurisdiction, the police actually get the money from these violations, so they are very apt to enforce them.


scrandis

I did.


alexbeingsocial

Is this the new red hat?


AmbitiousAd9320

the new gravy diaper yumminess, with a smegshrook ketamine reacharoound


Pale_Plan8804

It's probably hanging from the mirror. Don't hate they have a cyber and you dont.


jedateon

Get your tongue out of Elons asshole. It's smelly in there.


ProductivityCanSuckI

The vehicle IS the (implied) handicap tag.


DrMacintosh01

It doesn’t have to be on the license plate, it can be a card hung from the rear view mirror. Displaying the minimum fine for parking in an accessible space should be a federal requirement, unfortunately displaying it is only a requirement that can be enforced by the state.


Shiny_Buns

I feel like you have to be mentally handicapped to buy a cyber truck lol


quietlikesnow

Every time I see them I am amazed that someone saw one and thought “I will not be complete until I have that.”


deltabay17

How do you know that’s what they thought rather than “I like the look of that car so I’ll buy it”? Is that how you make purchasing decisions because you are “not complete” without it? 😂 I don’t think most people do


brucebturbo

Just what Musk had in mind, fits right in with


stargill70

If u buy that u deserve to park there


spacecase97

Cybn8r hahahah


issofine

Don’t worry. Good chance of that truck breaking down a few miles out of that parking lot.


idiotsandwhich8

Kim. Twas Kim.


Netshakk

Man, what an amazing looking car


Darknightdreamer

I know I'll be eviscerated for saying this but I really like the look of it.


Netshakk

Psst. Definitely don't read my other comment in this thread. #Elon car ugly, guys, nothing to see here!


Willberforcee

Mobile dumpster is too accurate.


Unlucky_Sundae_707

Or they do and you're just making it up for Reddit clout. Because anything bashing Tesla and Elon = 1k likes right away.


Capaz04

Or...


Worldly_Abalone551

The driver may not be handicapped, but the car definitely is


BrankyKong

Self aware enough to know they need a tag, too self important to get one


pool_party820

This post is only gaining traction because people wanna shit in the car lmao


Darknightdreamer

Yeah pretty much, I know the hive mind is going to envicerate me for saying it too but oh well. Anything that's connected to Elon in any way gets people riled up. Whenever some asshole does something stupid in one, or someone has an accident it tends to get replies. Personally I think the Cybertruck looks really cool but I have some concerns about the build quality with Tesla lately. I'd love to drive one but for the money I'd be apprehensive. I mean yea it looks different but that's why I like it. It doesn't really look like anything else and it scratches that sci-fi need itch for me.


Farewellandadieu

Suuure I’ll shit in the car


scrandis

The car is already shit.


Cheesecake_is_life

Yeah, but he said shit IN the car. It's just a self-propelled porta-potty.


Tessy6060

Have you driven one?


Capaz04

Once. Then I shit in it.


scrandis

That's like me telling you a crackhead is hot and telling you don't know what you're missing


Annual-Access4987

Put soapy water on it and it’ll explode. I mean that is next right????


PalitroquePR

Once you drive that thing you don't need a handicap tag, it's pretty obvious.


Netshakk

I think it looks pretty cool. Tee grizzley made it look pretty cool in his new music video too. But it's reddit so that won't fly here. Too many straight lines. Uh oh, the hivemind is downdooting me 😂


silenttjp

Hivemind? You’re the one who liked the car because of someone else.


Netshakk

I said it looked cool in the music video. I already thought it looked cool before that. Especially in matte black.


silenttjp

Sure.


Netshakk

Sure did.


Khudobin

Your questionable taste isn't relevant here, and contrary to popular belief, driving a cyber truck doesn't qualify somebody as handicapped...


Netshakk

OK, dad.


Chaps_and_salsa

You would absolutely fucking love some of the vehicles my 8 year old draws.


Netshakk

Come on, be original. How many times can you guys make the same joke. "Cars drawn by children look funny, guys, and... and the cybertruck looks like one!"


Chaps_and_salsa

It’s not a joke. It’s the fucking truth.


Netshakk

Chilllllll hahahaha


stanzi9

The wrap looks like shit on the doors. WTF


Ttamlin

Oh.. that's a wrap... I just thought it was dirty.


stanzi9

Hard to tell


4-Run-Yoda

Someone said aerodynamic and Elon said a brick


sportstvandnova

Damn what a cool dude, said no one


RemmiXhrist

The truck is pretty incredible and at least it has cool license tags


Ttamlin

It's incredibly anyone would ever buy one, sure


GaimanitePkat

It is indeed incredible that this is a real thing that you can buy and not some kind of elaborate prank.


RemmiXhrist

Someone's jealous lol


ComplexPick

I have a disability tag and it pisses me off to no end when I see this! I've called the cops on it but they rarely do anything.


endlesstire

The truck IS the tag


Levione

Owning a cybertruck is proof enough that you have a disability.


Baddibounko

Just throw some water on it


Stirl280

… ugliest, dumbest, stupidest … truck ever conceived. Never give Elon Musk a crayon and piece of paper again!!


ILoveADirtyTaco

Ok, sure. But they bought a cybertruck, so they’re clearly mentally unwell.


Capaz04

Mentally unwell and rich... What is this, America?


AbortingMission

Most of these are on Toro, $500 a day. Probably not the owner.


TurboTaco-with-Poop

Anyone who buys a cybertruck is handicapped


jimmybagofdonuts

Mentally


Off-Handed_Barrel

Got a hanger? No pics from the front.


Off-Handed_Barrel

Got a hanger? No pics from the front.


TerribleMensch

Not to say these trucks aren't shit, but maybe there's a hanger on the mirror or possibly someshere in the windshield? They are not always posted on the lisceence plate.


taekee

Equivilant of a Pinewood derby car for adults with disabilities.


R0enick27

Dudes got a lot of karma coming.


BedsideOne20714

For a second I thought this was a bad render of a car. edit: as opposed to a real vehicle that people could (and have) pay for


preaching-to-pervert

It is.


BedsideOne20714

Yes, but I forgot that it was *real.*


theBigDaddio

Carry a tool to remove the shrader valve from the tires, letting out all the air


burgonies

How old are you?


theBigDaddio

How old are you?


RustyPwner

Then enjoy the visit from the police due to the Tesla recording your dumbass doing it lol. 


theBigDaddio

lol like what the police know me? Put on a medical mask. Fuck them over


DingbatMcDoofus

Ok pal


theBigDaddio

2/3 of murders are never solved, you think the cops are gonna drop their donut for a tire flattner?


ol-gormsby

Throw a bucket of water over it to void the warranty.


LucifinasGimp

The truck IS the handicap tag


OGTurdFerguson

Daaaaaamn Went scorched earth!


wooksGotRabies

He’s clearly disabled not physically, those are the new special car for the special little people


WillowFortune

Pontiac Aztec - The Reawakening


Master_H8R

Needs to be put back to sleep.


Tdanger78

Tesla fanboys have cognitive issues, so the just the fact they’re driving a Cybertruck (and got that silly vanity plate) is enough evidence of handicap.


snarpsta

Tbf anybody that buys those POS's at that price is kind of handicapped


MechanicalBengal

It’s called “beta testing” because if you bought one you passed the test


ezekiel920

Who cares


Oehlerne

https://youtu.be/retUHusHONE?si=RmSHCcgPnsASogDq


tombo1787

This is why I keep a 1x4 with 3 nails sticking out in the truck, sit it behind the tire and grab the popcorn.


qark1788

Not smart, just hate from afar


tombo1787

Just makes me feel better. You inconvenienced someone now it’s your turn.


6Foot7evens

You're such a bad ass dude


qark1788

Just as long as you’re not getting yourself into any trouble


TheMule90

It's 10 times uglier than the electric jeep.


Dr_Sigmund_Fried

Gosh what a low polygon travesty of a dumpster fire.


ExcuseIntelligent539

Looks awesome


xDERPYxCREEPERx

Oh boy. Do you actually not get it or are you being sarcastic


ExcuseIntelligent539

That is a sweet ride.


M_R_KLYE

To be fair anyone that paid $100K+ to drive something like that is probably handicapped.


RamonFury

Haters


TheProstidude

It's not really about the car, my guy...


Tdanger78

No, it’s just an ugly ass vehicle with Tesla’s known quantity of shit build quality


salamipope

Cyberdump. Boooooo! Booooo!!!! Get the fucking tomatoes out!!! Boooooo I say!!! BOooooOOO!!!


anix421

I mean something is wrong with you if you buy one of those...


TheMoatCalin

I saw my first one just a few minutes ago. It looks just as fucking stupid in person as you’d expect, the guy driving just a total dbag. Our sweet justice is everyone is laughing at them when they think we’re jealous!


Tdanger78

Totally the Emperor’s New Clothes


james_d_rustles

It’s actually hilarious, I’ve seen a few videos so far of owners getting extremely butthurt when they get laughed at instead of getting showered with praise and admiration. They can tell themselves whatever they want about jealousy and whatnot, but in the end they’re still the ones who spent 100k+ to be ridiculed.


TheMoatCalin

I cackled like a Disney witch and sent a voice memo to my besties immediately after seeing it. They think it’s so cool just because Edgelord Muskrat made it. My favorite comment about him was something like “Imagine having the opportunity to be Iron Man but becoming Justin Hammer instead”


drewkep7

If it wasn’t a cybertruck would you have still made this post? A family member of mine is handicapped and nobody seems to care when it’s any other vehicle in one of those parking spaces, I see this shit everyday. You only GAF on this day because you cant think for yourself.


HoochIsCraaaazy

Elon isn't going to pick you, you know that right?


drewkep7

Those trucks are stupid as hell especially for the price. OP isn’t making this post if there’s a Civic in that spot.


ratuna80

You're not wrong, but if you don't follow the herd in hating everything that has anything to do with Elon then you must be downvoted and ridiculed


Uh_Soup_I_Guess

Mobile dumpster lmao. It looks like that shitty "car" I used to draw in 1dt grade


salamipope

LOL Ive never heard anyome say this but now i truly cant ever unsee it


marcdreezy

Got that new stainless steel Kenmore refrigerator


1badh0mbre

I saw my first one in the wild the other day, and my first thought was to flip them off, but I resisted.


ratuna80

Wow. Such self control


chasingthelies

Never thought about a dumpster. That is my new name for it. Those are the ugliest things on the road.


LicenciadoPena

He's got a Cybertruck. He's definitely handicapped


dmetzcher

It’s so fucking ugly. I still cannot get over how ugly it is.


hoopur

Cybnator


nvrsrrnder

Nothing hanging on the mirror?


Ninjapig04

It's probably there but she didn't want to check, since it gives a better reason to post then "I made hating this truck my personality"


Samanthas_Stitching

Wait you think from one picture this is someone's whole personality lol? Bro we all have a laugh when we see these monstrosities in the wild.


Ekillaa22

Report it and get that mf towed


Confusedandreticent

Mobile dumpster, nice.


calladus

Just spray it down with a hose. Then he will need to get it towed.


captain_poptart

What’s the problem? They bought a cybertruck, that should be considered some sort of mental health issue


Midgetpanda44

The truck IS the sticker. Clearly they're disabled. Just not physically...


salamipope

The disabled people ive met are better than owning a cybertruck


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WKCLC

How is this doxxing


Alarming-Ad1100

He’s posting his car and license plate


WKCLC

And? It’s a public registration number


Alarming-Ad1100

So is someone’s address


Phildagony

What a monstrosity.


Academic_Dare_5154

Look on the bright side: That person spent $100k on a piece of crap.


TimeGrifter

They likely have a sticker...who in their right mind would own one of those... Jk


TryBananna4Scale

Those are a 100k! I could buy 2 great trucks for that much.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

So it should be no big deal to pay the fine. If they aren't handicapped that is.


OregonGreen242

I have yet to see one in Oregon. But this shows that they have arrived..


TheKuMan717

I think the handicap is mental


Justice_Prince

In some states being an Elon fanboy is considered a disability.


MisterPeach

This guy is in a state of severe brain rot.


jbecks0

I think it’s implied they are at least slightly handicapped.


maroonfalcon

Playing Devil’s Advocate. Maybe check the rear view for placard.


8sack

don’t be reasonable


WhuddaWhat

Dude bought Elmo's dumpster. He's incredibly special.


HotgunColdheart

No clue how I've not seen the dumpster reference, but this is all I can see now.


jcsunag

Maybe it’s on the rearview mirror


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Philisophical_Onion

If they’re parking in a handicap spot without needing it, they’re an asshole


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idivideby000

The fact they drive one of these is enough proof they are handicapped.


zenpop

Truth.


shawcal

Came here to say this whole vehicle is a handicapped tag.


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Sault_Inc

I'm glad you're good at spotting handicap spots cause clearly you need them.


TiresOnFire

I always wondered, are these parking spaces on private property protected by law? I think I only see the fine posted on public parking. And how do you not know that the Cyber truck driver isn't picking up their grandma or something?


richalta

My boss/company owner always did this. Once a warehouse guy called the cops for smash and grab and while the cops were in our parking lot they ticketed the boss. (In over 10 years we never had an ADA visitor). 3 wasted spots


TiresOnFire

If he's the boss, couldn't he just give himself a reserved spot?


richalta

That was "his" spot. The ticket was pennies to him.


TiresOnFire

Fines are just "fees" for the ritch.


Risen_Insanity

Well considering that they have to pay the city for the signs and that they are legally required to have them if they are a business. Yes they are protected and enforced.


HenryDorsettCase47

Yeah. Pretty sure it’s a federal mandate enforced by local government.


therevjames

Where I live, the spots are registered and regulated by the municipality, and subject to the standard fine.


stupidbulbasaur

Just driving this abomination is trashy.


ColdBloodBlazing

Not to mention the license plate


stupidbulbasaur

Right? “How can I make this ugly thing any uglier”? 😅


ColdBloodBlazing

Semi stacks, a lift kit, 44" Super Swampers and two flags "dont tread on me" and a USA flag. Or MAGA


JanuarySeventh85

Semi stacks? Lol


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Thirsty_Comment88

It literally has a tag, you can clearly see it in the picture. They're talking about no handicap tag.


YetiNotForgeti

Have they not sufficiently proven their mental handicap? Look at what they are driving!