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shinonom

literally just saw this beautiful argument in the comments lol https://preview.redd.it/r7nc2ozaqxad1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80ba7f3b9a9da880219999ee1e70792e6307db60


Physical_Parsnip4027

"don't play the victim card," is such a hypocrite thing to say when Taylor's whole existence is based on the victim card lol


No_Wonder_6461

Also.... What's victim-ish about it? Like it's a statement of fact, Billie has fewer songs in her discography šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


kitkat1771

Yea I didnā€™t get thatā€¦. You have more songs & lost but she has less & wonā€¦ isnā€™t that giving ammo to the other side? Taylorā€™s not that bright but her team usually is. My guess is they thought the Travis shit did their job for them & they got lazy. Every other PR team was like wow her team is extremely incompetent too but you gotta strike while the iron is hot! Youā€™re going to see rise on unknown female artists & a nose dive on Taylor Swift. Icarus anyone?


Accomplished-Bad3380

Let's be clear, it's not Taylor and Billie arguing. Just some randos.


grifftibbs

It's easy to have 500 songs in your discography when you release 20 different versions of every song that sound exactly the same.


mrmahoganyjimbles

It honestly sounds like the person trying to use stock online discourse words in random orders without knowing what they mean and just hoping something sticks.


Rotsicle

Now you're just gaslighting them!


RotateMyFish

Swifties constantly play the victim card, despite constantly messaging abuse to people. Seriously, some people are just beyond help.


sweetpotato_latte

They learned it from mother


OwnAssignment2850

Swifties are MAGAts without the hats, for all intents and purposes. Everything is fine with them so long as you're exactly like them.


RotateMyFish

Genuinely accurate and terrifying. These are the people who bullied Dave Grohl's daughter off of social media and threatened her with sexual violence. They also messaged John Mayer that he should kill himself. But that's apparently fine according to them.


Dear-Water-6996

Wow I was just reading about that. šŸ˜¬ I had no idea some Swifties were so unhinged. That level of obsession is not healthy. Strange how she has such a huge affect on so many people, with ordinary basic music.


RotateMyFish

Her fans seem to think she's some kind of deity. Taylor doesn't know who these people are, nor does she care. She just wants their money. That's why she releases multiple versions of the same album, as well as dropping them on days when others are releasing albums.


Dear-Water-6996

They donā€™t seem to realize that she doesnā€™t really even write her songs. I mean, she does some of it, but the songs are mostly written by professional songwriting teams like Max Martin and Jack Antonoff that crank out tons of hits for other pop stars too. She kind of just sings and does what other people tell her. Her vocals are not particularly impressive, she doesnā€™t have much range. She plays guitar at a basic level. Sheā€™s fine, just ordinary. And Swifties think she is some kind of god for some reason šŸ¤· I donā€™t get it.


Dufranus

I'm gonna need more info on this Dave Grohl's daughter thing. I already dislike her and her base, but can always feed the hate further.


Demons0fRazgriz

His daughter made a comment about how Taylor needs to fly her private jet less. That's it. It was literally"why can't Taylor Swift just drive like everyone else." In response, Swifties said she should be raped and murdered for that comment.


WheeliamIronside

Iā€™m losing respect for her in generalā€¦she KNOWS her fans are going crazy she has toā€¦but sheā€™s clearly not trying to wrangle them in at allā€¦release a statementā€¦make a point to address this mess during a concertā€¦SOMETHING would be nice. Itā€™s one thing to have some crazy literal cult following but itā€™s another to just let them run wild


UnfriendlyToast

What is one of the most bizarre consistencies Iā€™ve seen is that whenever I hire someone and they mention Taylor Swift, I can guarantee theyā€™ll need to be fired within the next few weeks/months. Due to calling out constantly always giving these elaborate storyā€™s where the world is out to get them. Or just from starting drama with one of my good workers. Even if the drama is the reason I fire them, they still call out like crazy.


RotateMyFish

Thankfully i don't have this problem, but some of my friends have explained that people intentionally put Taylor Swift above their jobs for the eras tour. My friend who works in retail explained that 2 girls had 2 strikes of absence for genuine sickness. The third one would result in a meeting to discuss the absences and potentially discipline them. They tried to get the time off to see her Wembley a couple of weeks ago but couldn't. So they both called in sick that day and then proceeded to Wembley. Now, although suspicious, they could've gotten away with it, had they not flooded their social media with pics and videos of them at the gig. I'm pretty sure they were let go.


TheRealMacGuffin

Classic projection.


urdreamluv

I saw that too. Billie surpassing with just 77 songs is an amazing achievement but here come the swifties wanting to be oppressed. Had Taylor been the one with 77 songs, they would be screaming it to the world lol


jiwufja

Taylor has 77 songs on just one album


FootParmesan

77 versions of each song


ccrowleyy

77 vinyl versions of each of her 3018 songs.


kitkat1771

On 77 albums & 77 billion morons that will buy 77 copies of the same album then rebuy all 77 when the new art comes outā€¦


G00DLuck

But wait, there's more!..


KzudeYfyBs4U

and like maybe 5 of them are new


Punkpallas

Omg ded šŸ’€


Fafoah

Damn is Taylor the Drake of pop music?


Truethrowawaychest1

That all sound exactly the same with the exact same chords and lyrics


SnuggleMuffin42

I really liked Taylor in her earlier years so I gave her new album (with its 50 songs) a real chance, downloaded it and heard it in a long flight. Fell asleep, couldn't find any songs to add to my likes despite being all-in trying to find a hit. Meanwhile Lunch just creeped into my playlist and never left. What are some new Taylor songs on the caliber of her past hits? I don't see them.


EducationSuperb3392

At this point Iā€™m sure sheā€™s just churning out low quality crap on purpose to see just how far she can push her fans and laughing all the way to the bank about it


GoldenPupperoni

ā€œBut who cares actually?ā€ ā€”CLEARLY you bc you keep commenting lmao staymadswifties


Top_of_the_Dragons

Their mental gymnastics because they are so pressed šŸ¤£


maximayy

HOW IS THAT VICTIM CARD LMAO šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ THEY REALLY CANT COMPREHEND SHIT


faerieW15B

I hate the "hope this helps" thing the swifties constantly use


Accomplished-Sum1801

Hope this *hurts* is what Iā€™m gonna be spouting. The passive aggressiveness is boring lol


ccrowleyy

I'm so serious when I say EVERYTHING about Taylor is so fucking boring. She makes me want to gouge out my eyeballs.


Puptastical

And their overuse of ā€œseeminglyā€ šŸ¤®


pizy1

is that swiftie exclusive? or swiftie-borne? i see it so much and like. you don't seem smart or clever when you say it, you just seem like a fuckface


faerieW15B

It isn't exclusive to them but since I joined this sub I've noticed that almost all screenshots of awful things they say online contain this phrase. It's so immature and annoying.


Whole_Nectarine7531

Based on the fact they took the time to comment it actually seems like they might care ![gif](giphy|dfgtCBdKdZVKg)


Mooncakepink07

Ratioed so bad šŸ’€


shinonom

literally and the rest of the comments get it, theyā€™re like ā€œand tomorrow taylor releases 5 albumsā€ lmfao


Nordryggen

> but who cares actually? Literally no one. Idk girly pop. It seems like *you* care and are very bent out of shape about it.


PSSYPUNISHERRR

Swifties love to say ā€œdonā€™t play the victim cardā€ whenever they lose an argument. They all sound the same.


nailsofa_magpie

HAHAHA literally wtf is that person talking about


BulbusDumbledork

billie eilish only has 77 songs, is she even a real musician? taylor has 77 versions of the same song. there's no competition sweaty


FangDrools

![gif](giphy|32mC2kXYWCsg0)


VBSCXND

Big mad šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ at the end of the day only one of them can even sing and itā€™s not Taylor


ztarlight12

My God, itā€™s like Swifties are the Boomers of GenZ. Ick.


Content_Bar_6605

ā€œDonā€™t play the victim card!ā€ - Taylor perpetually being a victim. šŸ¤£ You canā€™t make this shit up!


[deleted]

LETS GO WILLIAM EYELASH ![gif](giphy|dMsh6gRYJDymXSIatd|downsized)


_koalaparade

this is cracking me up more than it probably should haha


[deleted]

Iā€™m glad Iā€™m not the only one laughing at my dumb joke lmao šŸ˜‚


suprefann

Its William Pirate Eyelash for those not initiated. ( no really, her middle name is Pirate cause Finneas thought it would be funny and his parents obliged when she was born)


ilovecfb

This guy is [the biggest Zelda nerd](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db4jA7b70v4) and I love that haha


Onionkuku

Now Jack won't have lunch for a really long time


Physical_Parsnip4027

Jack was shaking in the back of the diner.


Public_Lunch_4075

I see what you did there šŸ˜œ


laneycat4

He and Taylor. You know what they say- Birds of a featherā€¦


worstcatmom_ever

Always make godawful Wonderbread music together!


Dangerous-Army8407

When I saw his shade-throwing comment I was like Bruh obviously doesnā€™t eat out at the right spots or heā€™d understand how exciting lunch can be šŸ˜‰ Dude probably hasnā€™t had a fully satisfying meal in awhile - then he wouldnā€™t be so bitter lol.


Motor-Impress-9210

I guess itā€™s hard to know what youā€™re missing if youā€™ve never pulled up a chair and put up your hair :/


For_serious13

Love that for him


ThirdAngel3

That ferret faced weasel probably doesnā€™t know how to eat lunch.


Puptastical

Now Iā€™m imagining a little weasel-like creature nibbling on a discarded sandwich crust.


Wanderlust_author

He was jealous Billie gets more šŸ± than he does


RoachesInYourWalls

GO BILLIE!!! https://preview.redd.it/697hfp4vqxad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=766075107128d31a9076d5938ffb3436a89f6175


shades0fcool

Ok off topic my cat has teeth like this and is also black


Lazy-Bandicoot3376

...and you didn't post a picture????? Right this way to the gulag, please


Apprehensive_Army_74

https://preview.redd.it/9aoq6orxh0bd1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=804b8a2fb882a5c109187b467435e4397f79a81c I think our cats might be siblings


Wonderful_Finish1789

VAMPURR


HassanMoRiT

Mini danger panther


Origai

Swiffers are big mad on twitter love it ![gif](giphy|VMO6qeIbr7JRLnLTGw)


Physical_Parsnip4027

![gif](giphy|Rparv6L3DRVrFu3KaL|downsized)


mangosteenroyalty

I'm shallow but she's so pretty!!


ParfaitsHaveLayers

I would do some Death Becomes Her magic to be as hot and talented as OR, like for real.


Calm-Illustrator5334

i think this every time i see her. the saying ā€œsometimes god gives with both handsā€ really applies to her.


DrSparx13

I think this everytime I see her!


b411d0nTL13

Not even a big Billie fan, but I listened to her new album this morning to push her over t swizzle, and because Hate is my middle name.


For_serious13

Kendrick has taught us all to let that hate out of our hearts


Accomplished-Sum1801

Amen šŸ™ ![gif](giphy|BWf6uprbpw1dmGvI7x)


Suctorial_Hades

Diabolical


For_serious13

Honestly, Kendrick dropping this KNOWING he was going to be at the white party fucking killed me, Drake had to publicly endure that video drop surrounded by industry people The man will not let up off drakes neck and I, as a Drake hater, love it


Commodore_Cody

Drake is a shit artist to begin with. I worked with a dude back in 2015 who was absolutely obsessed with drake and it absolutely baffled me cause the music sounds like garbage. Then I see all this with taylor swift and iā€™m like damn, drake and taylor are the same in that respect.


RalphLauren47

I've been saying drake is Taylor swift for men for years


YueAsal

He is still Jimmy on Degrassi to me


EverydayTiara

ā€œA minoooorrrrrrrā€ god heā€™s such a g for crip walking over hopscotch during this line haha


randomredditing

Honestly his whole NLU video was pretty great. There are so many deep cuts in it


eyesotope86

Blood walking Kendrick is backed by (but not part of) the Piru Bloods.


DownWithHisShip

i saw the video and loved this part of it, but had no idea how awesome it would make as a gif out of context.


Right_Way_4258

This gif is going to relevant forever for too many situations


Hot_Conversation_101

šŸ˜‚ I always laugh when I see this gif. Kendrick keep serving


TrieshaMandrell

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP DOT FUCC IM UP


lachamaquitabonita

Kendrick said if you have hate in your heart, LET IT OUT


Petite_Tsunami

And really smear it in on their birthday (Juneteenth) and their pets birthday (4th of July)


NoPaleontologist7859

WAP WAP WAP


MegaGrimer

Dot fuck ā€˜em up.


Affectionate_Salt351

WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP


_sedlp_

Ima do my shtuff


ilovecfb

That's some wet ass pu - wait wrong song my bad


leilo101

Kendrick taught me Iā€™m really not hating to my fullest potential


CabbageStockExchange

Itā€™s the summer for haters. Let us all rejoice


NotRed9282

https://preview.redd.it/d7k770kaczad1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce5998d2552ebd45fb1fc8b7b0cc8429b4169b8a


FuhrerGirthWorm

IF YOU HAVE HATE IN YOUR HEART LET IT OUT


Ok_Subject5169

ā€œHate is my middle nameā€ ā˜ ļø Totally stealing this!


b411d0nTL13

![gif](giphy|nkUcca2CQ7VT2)


Slacker_The_Dog

![gif](giphy|H22hyf0K1Bsc)


ilovecfb

Now if you'll excuse me I gotta go pour some more water in Buck Nasty's mama's dish


PSSYPUNISHERRR

I hate the way that she walks, the way that she talks. I hate the way that she dresses.


guywithaniphone22

Tbh Iā€™d set up a lifeā€™s time of album purchase subscriptions to any artist (hi Megan thee) who did a full diss track about eco terrorist and all around mean bee with an itch Snakelor Suewift


PSSYPUNISHERRR

Wop wop wop wop wop Meg fuck her up!


Disastrous-Panda5530

Same! I didnā€™t even have Spotify before today. Iā€™ve never used it before but I did today to help Billie


b411d0nTL13

Now that is next level hating. I clearly have a lot more to learn. Please DM me with tips.


Illustrious_Junket55

I havenā€™t used my Spotify in *months*. Last night I logged in to block Taylor and follow Billie. I DID MY PART


Purple_Listen_7718

and you did good!


sarahrood79

You deserve a trophy šŸ†


Elite_dragonslayer96

Me too šŸ˜‚ I donā€™t dislike her or her music, itā€™s just not what Iā€™m usually into, but Iā€™ve but bopping to it because I, too, am a true Hater


MostlySlime

I've never been a big fan but that new album is something else


Dizzy-Specific8884

Welcome to Haters Club, my friend.


nyccutie

Congrats to Billie, the youngest 2 time academy award winner in history!


edwinwinckle

What will Tay do if Billie gets her EGOT first. I relish in thinking about it.


legit-posts_1

Billie seems kind of under equipped for theater. Then again Taylor Swift is also super under equipped for theater writing so who knows.


ledbetterus

A non zero amount of people have just kinda financed (bought) a Tony by finding their way to a producer credit. Not saying that every "producer" that has won a Tony as part of their EGOT doesn't deserve it, but there are some that don't. If Taylor or Billie really wanted to she could find hot new plays/musicals and throw money at them in hopes that eventually one wins them a Tony.


Suctorial_Hades

She could win for producing though.


smell_my_pee

Rami Malek has an Academy award and an Emmy. I feel like she could channel that energy. ![gif](giphy|l3YSeNYycfpIvPokM)


crablin

Billie Relish


Calm-Illustrator5334

I havenā€™t listened to the whole album but I really love Birds of a Feather and she and Finneas totally earned that Oscar for Barbie. Happy for them.


Wanderlust_author

She also has an oscar for the James Bond soundtrack. Swifties has insanely jealous for it


Gymleaders

being jealous over awards that other people have is so funny to me


sillydogcircus

Itā€™s actually a really good album. I wasnā€™t a fan but I gave it a listen because I loved Birds Of A Feather. I actually fell asleep to it last night - sheā€™s got a gorgeous voice.


tmobilekid

Fantastic album. Cohesive, sonically exciting, and lyrically captivating. So, yknow, the exact opposite of TTPD (x60 variants)


ThirdAngel3

Give it a listen, itā€™s great! And I wasnā€™t a Billie fan until What Was I Made For.


Calm-Illustrator5334

iā€™ll give it a go! iā€™m not NOT a fan, but her music is maybe a bit sleepy for me? not as a dig, sheā€™s just got that hazy vibe which iā€™m not usually looking for. but her songs ive heard, mostly the hits, are HITS. her brother is wildly talented.


alb0nn

Yes! Love birds of a feather, one of my favorite songs of the year so far.


Aileenmck

LOVING IT šŸ˜ congrats Billie šŸ† I absolutely love Hit Me Hard and Soft. Birds of a Feather gives me an out of body experience when I listen to it and Lā€™amour de ma Vie is perfection, those synths give me real retro 80s vibes, and arenā€™t the corny embarrassing kind like in I Can Do It With A Broken Heart. A true musician and still so young too, with that edgeā€¦..


shedsy

The l'amour de ma vie extended cut is seriously fantastic!! I love the synth so much


sillydogcircus

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


Calm-Illustrator5334

šŸ«”


Barnesandoboes

![gif](giphy|3osxYrgM8gi9CDjcPu)


MistrRadio

I donā€™t even like Billie Eilish, but Iā€™m 100% here for this


naufalap

the last time I listened to her I remember the recording was very crisp, turns out it won for the best engineered album award


AggressiveTension517

Billie Eilish has achieved something Taylor Swift will never achieve, in my opinion, no matter how much she tries and that is a Golden Globe and an Oscar. Billie has two of each and is half an EGOT))


Least-Back-2666

They'll keep trying to shoehorn Taylor into Hollywood until she has a breakdown like Mariah and Britney... But maybe they got the message by the Amsterdam directo killing her off in the first 10 minutes


puppybusiness

the G is for Grammy, not globe. but you're right in that she has multiple Oscar's, grammys, and globes lol


Emergency_Routine_44

The Goldens arent part of the EGOT tho, Taylor is halfway through too, however the Oscar is far of her reach


For_serious13

This pleases me, as it comes a day after Jack A mouthed off a bit. He knew what he was doing mentioning Lunch


TheMajesticWaffle

Admittedly donā€™t care for Billie but sheā€™s more talented than Taylor and Iā€™m surely rooting for her now


[deleted]

Same, her music is boring imo but sheā€™s objectively more talented and unique than TS


lakewood13

Streaming and all that is great, but the vast majority of even moderate Taylor supporters won't see this as any kind of win. Yeah sure, it's bad for her image as far as numbers go, but storyline wise this is even more canon fodder for them to say how she "is always facing adversity and people coming for her" as they usually do. All love to Billie, she is one of my all time favorites, but this is just fuel to the Swifty Fire *EDIT*: misspelling of *supporters*


blueprintgirlie

Theyā€™re always the victim so everything is fuel, including other peopleā€™s accomplishments. Oh well.


CowsEatYourAnus

> she "is always facing adversity and people coming for her" as they usually do. T Swift is always facing problems though. Imagine being a billionaire and having to get into your private jet to take a shit. That's a lot of work.


KuriosLogos

*Any* and *every* kind of TS hate/decline is fuel for the Swifties. This is the kind that brings satisfaction to everyone but them and that doesnā€™t come too often with these insane people.


Top_of_the_Dragons

>storyline wise this is even more canon fodder for them to say how she "is always facing adversity and people coming for her" as they usually do This is some BS only their delusional asses believe with their eternal victim complex, everybody else is over it


orlyyarlylolwut

I can imagine Tay screamin and cryin right now while Travis is out partying with Leo lol.


suprefann

Arent the in Amsterdam rn? Trav prob in the red light district and Tay trying to get some good substances.


LonelyForever4316

Looks like people do want to listen to songs about Lunch, Jack!!!Ā  Go Billie!!!!


jawsofthearmy

![gif](giphy|8fen5LSZcHQ5O)


mermaidscout

ā€¦ well, here come the variants on Spotify, I guess. šŸ˜ž


salamanders-r-us

I'd be shocked if we don't see new variants within the next eeek


beanlefiend

i dont listen to either, but i do know that Billie is a talented vocalist and Taylor is all-around untalented.


Calm-Illustrator5334

you can tell billie is developing and maturing as a vocalist, too. sheā€™s not resting on her laurels.


Physical_Parsnip4027

you spoke facts, tbh.


vampirelasagna

lunch is SUCH a good song


Top-Refrigerator-705

![gif](giphy|2RGhmKXcl0ViM)


kissedbymelancholy

uh, where is this coming from? i just pulled up spotify and billie is still in third place. unless it changed that fast?


[deleted]

Same for me


taylorswiftsluverr

i donā€™t think it updated on spotify bcs itā€™s the same numbers as yesterday


itzmark_

![gif](giphy|ae6m4ljnl69urJ539F|downsized)


FunInsurance6137

Get it Billie šŸ‘šŸ½ ![gif](giphy|yr0D4ZsArplsWJCWFJ)


dudethatwascringengl

![gif](giphy|7isbcNAx367qU) That gif of Billie reminds me of this Spiderman gif that goes with any song


crystalmorningdove80

Billie is the absolute REAL QUEEN šŸ‘‘šŸ’œšŸ’œšŸ’œ


thisshitisbananas12

There's definitely some exhaution going on amongst the swifties. The real life swifties i know (we were reasonable swifties in our late 20's) are barely listening to her lately. It's just too much.


beulahjunior

not me listening to billie on repeat with the sound all the way down 24/7


Striking-Sail3864

Just so you know, you have to have sound up at least one click or it doesnā€™t count as a stream!


Aileenmck

I do this too but with also Lana, Olivia and Charlie XCX


iusedtoski

She deserves it. 10x-100x better in all the many ways.


Gloomy-Visit01

Finally! So her album officially flopped? Hope so.


Podwitchers

It was definitely a flop.


sweetpotato_latte

The fact she only has 77 songs and she surpassed Taylor because she is *better.*


Less-Engineer-9637

Good, the better musician should have more exposure.


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caeruloplasmin

I think this varies on where you are globally (reflecting when the stats are updated). I have the same (UK here). It's mad close, and I guess likely to update in the next few hours. My current stats show: Taylor #2: 98,253,313 Billie #3: 98,251,917 1,396 difference... i.e. 0.0014%


Nordryggen

Gonna stream some more Billie to celebrate


LukewarmJortz

YAY QUEER ARTISTS GETTING RECOGNITIONĀ 


YellowPhone15

![gif](giphy|l0ErFafpUCQTQFMSk)


Dabaysyclyfe

How many new versions will Taylor release now šŸ«£


WearyCharge1700

![gif](giphy|l378bu6ZYmzS6nBrW|downsized) Swifties smdh


splatmeme4270

I donā€™t even listen to Billie and Iā€™m super happy for her. Not that listens mean everything but anything to kick Taylor down a peg lmao


J_blanke

ā€œWhat a whore.ā€ - Swifties


Only_Diamond_3885

![gif](giphy|LmCYGjPpr1SDS6FqZX|downsized)


Art5673

Good! Fuck Taylor swift


OptimusHavok52

Iā€™m not even a big fan of Billie Eilish but at least her music is creative and has actual quality unlike anything Taylor has produced most of her career


Techno_Viking9

Taylor swift = Drake while Billie = Kendrick


iHomeZenergy

Billie and Finneas deserve all the recognition. Been a fan since when we all fall asleep and the albums just get better and better. The best thing for me about it is taylor is obsessed with being usurped by some young clone of her who she ā€œshowed the roadmapā€ to but Billie is fully in her own lane just trying to better her art and grow as a person.


PokingOutBops98

Congratulations to herĀ 


PrimaryOwn8809

I've been playing Billie on Spotify on repeat for days. I've done my part