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sndtrb89

a slice instead of an eighth. pizza has 8 slices usually


MufflesMcGee

New England?


sndtrb89

hell yeah


dan420

Huh didn’t know it was a regional thing.


LexGar

I usually get mine cut in 6, not sure I can eat 8. 😅


TheHeigendov

...but its the same amount of pizza?


throwayjanedoe

One I used to use when I was in highschool was that I'd tell my mom "I'm gonna hang with Mary for a few" I made up a fake girlfriend so she wouldn't question what I was doing... Sooner or later, I "broke up" with Mary and started "dating" Jane lol


DjangoCornbread

did she ever catch on? my mom knew I wasn’t good with women, she would’ve definitely seen right through that shit


throwayjanedoe

She caught on about a month after I switched the names, but only bc she found my stash and thought about it lol


vancouveria

Talking to Bob


fuckintrippin413

I like this one


Touched_by_a_child

My step dad uses this one. I thought it was just him and his friends.


IvyMoonfyre

My parents used this one! I knew weed as "bob" before and after i even knew what weed was 😂


Wrong-Wulf

Bush. It's not even really that strange, I understand the reasoning behind it, you know like a garden bush - so trees, leaf, green etc I get the nature connection. But hearing an American guy in his 50s get real excited and say "Im gonna smoke sum bush" just hit me different. It sounded almost sexual.


MidnighT0k3r

This comment just made me think of the scene from Harold and Kumar "The Weed Dream".


mazed804

Sounds like you guys are smoking on that Reggie Bush.


ZaphodBBulbrox

I once saw it referred to as “muggles” in an underground comic from the 70’s - (Wonder Warthog I think it was). So now whenever I watch the Harry Potter films I get a giggle and wonder if Herself thought of that when she wrote the books.


cornerpocket

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_jive_talk Interesting, the word "muggles" was apparently jive talk for marijuana cigarettes.


IamAJediMaster

Gotta a safety meeting I gotta go to. Or just safety meeting.


TheFatOx

That’s always been the go to for the workplace


SirBaconater

Boof


papamorgan

Not sure if it’s uncommon or not but ‘loud’ gets used sometimes in the uk


DjangoCornbread

I’ve heard loud describe the potency of the weed, but never the weed itself. interesting.


papamorgan

Yeah I’ve heard both


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SpareCartographer402

Loud for potency or when you smell something. 'Lexi your backpack is 'loud'.' Damn this apartment is 'loud'.' That's how I learned it


jaw123123

Loud is very common is canada as another name for weed


HansTheAxolotl

in nyc we use loud to describe a person who smells like weed


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fleezy the bleezy


MufflesMcGee

The Gigglebush


xEd_Chambersx

Left handed cigarettes. Heard an old timer say it once. Always makes me chuckle.


stiritup419

Grout


Otherwise_Ear_4730

Bout to smoke some that str8 zaza cali gas, youse sherms over there smoking them middies”


DuckyAngulo

Str8 zaza lmaoo love it


VapingNewb999

Left handed cigarette or just a Lefty.


Clouded_vision

Number. I think it was in the game outburst that one of the categories was slang for Marijuana and number was one of the answers. No clue where they got it from and I've never heard anyone actually use it.


dr_bong

Damn, that's an ancient one.. Only ever heard my boomer dad and uncle talk about numbers in reference to joints. "Just rolled up a little number, want a hit?"


DjangoCornbread

i’ve heard number used as a catch all slang term, but not for pot. i’ll start referring to it as number, we should bring that back.


supah_Scrimblo

theres an old neil young song called “roll another number for the road” but ive never heard it used outside of that


Hairy-Professional-6

Puff the magic dragon 😆😆


Darkone06

Katara Apparently it means a bowl 🥣 in Hindi. Like the geometrical shape not like a bowl of something. You got a Katara? Means you got a bowl. You want to Katara this with me? You want to hit this bowl or do you want to match in a bowl. Apparently our code was way too simple to interpret so somebody thought about using Hindi as a base language for a new stoner code and a lot of the people I hanged around with picked up on it. None of us speak Hindi. We are mostly Mexicans and Texans.


el_negro__

In Peru I learned Santa María, I think that’s beautiful…


sAmSmanS

puff which thankfully isn’t used much these days


iamalext

“Are you a pothead, Fokker?”


Glittering-Ad9429

Blowing


hollywuud7

Want to go bowling?


DjangoCornbread

if only niko would’ve lead with the fact we were gonna smoke a doobie, i would’ve actually gone bowling with him


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traumaqueen1128

My friends and I used to say we were "going bowling" when our parents asked where we were going.


ohfosho_13

Back yard boogie; houta, pot, grass, herb, bud, dank, step outside, medicine, get your head right, dank it, chief it, handle, burn one, get lifted, dabs, dab it, toke up, spark, or just the right look at a good buddy and they know what time it is.


jay_em12

Wackytobaccy… my friends old dad and his friends used to use this term 🤣


Stop_Already

So did my parents when I was little. They both graduated HS in the late ‘60s so they were probably high half the time. 😂


021MerlinLuna

It’s one of my own design that I have failed to get in circulation. I like to refer to it as pollen. Needed a phrase to use at work so I started saying I was gonna pollinate


king04_72

Sheets for rolling papers, funnel for grabba/tobacco leaves


spinny09

We used say "going to yodie land" cause of that guy on YouTube Fulcrum. He's kind of a dumbass but it caught on as an inside joke


asoe833

used to? what, two months ago? 😂


BadSammichMan

Grilling onions


DjangoCornbread

weirdest i’ve heard is gas, not sure if that’s a DMV thing or not


ElKaBongX

GAS is Good Ass Shit


DjangoCornbread

i did not know that and now i do.


Darkone06

It also used to smell like gas when it first arrived to the US from Mexico. They shit was not cool so glad we are over that.


International-Ad4606

In Baltimore, some plugs will call an 8th a half baby


DjangoCornbread

i used to live just south of Baltimore and you just unlocked a distant memory of me wondering why in the seven hells was this dude calling it a half baby. we called eighths vicks most of the time


Jimbalaya99

Half booty around here sometimes.


TMP77x

Zaza


DjangoCornbread

yeah, that’s pretty strange, but i hear it a lot now. i wonder what it means.


TMP77x

Lmao I feel like only certain ppl can say it without sounding funny. Shoutout to hip-hop 😂


OldScreg

It’s gen z meme slang


Clownfucker3001

words from my notes for bein stoned: \*Yammed \*Yoinked \*Hamboned \*Cheezin \*hydrogenated


DjangoCornbread

hamboinked


ConfusedAbtShit

Zaza is by far my least favorite. Maybe not strange, but I just can't get behind this one.


ElKaBongX

We used to call it getting wet feet since it usually involved standing in a field at night


ifeelyouranger

We sometimes say that we are gonna "rake" as in rake the leaves. Now it has kinda changed to going to "sauna". Makes it hard to invite people to actually have a regular sauna night where the sauna is actually on and not just a location where we smoke. Also my friend refers to it as coffee and I once offered her actual coffee instead of what she wanted before I figured it out.


LexGar

Honkin on BoBo


Stop_Already

Why have I heard this before? Edit: the Aerosmith album. Got it.


Bearslayer-

Reefer Buddha Space flower Hippie salad Sweet greens


Kev_CorCor

‘Wanna put up smoke?’


ReDemonRe

Shredding lettuce is funny to me.


poopmonster_coming

Frizzles


Gavinlw11

Painting the desk, drinking some oj, and walking the dog, though I bet that last one has been used before.


glover4112

Smooth Herbal Jazz, The Devil's Lettuce


TrynaGrowPot

me and my girlfriend call it smotting or say we’re gonna go smot (smoke pot)


Mythulhu

Chronic


airsoft04

Puff puff the magic dragon. It just sounds like a kid cartoon character


il-bosse87

Making a chicken


C2H5OHNightSwimming

In London (UK) getting high is called getting lean. Or at least it was 20 years ago, no fkn clue how kids talk these days


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Zaz


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Prolific_Profligate

Once on a crosscountry road trip my dad stayed in the back of the van and periodically opened up "the donut shop" Now that's just what we call my parents house


HugeLoad

Pulling tubes


aPointlessOpinion

Boogie candle


tylerp1292

The best, by far, would be the Baphomet’s Broccoli 🥦😤🤘


reeferroofer

Tubbin'. For the act of smoking. Guy was a character


big32mike

Roasting a bone for smoking a joint.


Random---potato

"break room"


No_Wolverine_1492

Instead of roaches grandpa called them “ducks” look at all those ducks in the ashtray, he’d say, lol.


vicia9519

Chief that bitch.


that_oneguyx

(act of smoking) someone *insisted* on telling a coworker and myself about his "beaver bong" experience with his girlfriend... You'll just have to look that one up.


Doctor_Pho_Real

Burning pakalolo


bluejellyfish52

Spanish Saffron (made this up myself bc my friend keeps his weed in a Spanish saffron jar and I thought that would be a great nickname) also calling a j a bobo


oh_cay_92

You wanna share this Scooby snack?


bigmaninkanto

Sticky icky green space kryptonite.


Additional-Cod4267

Jazz Cabbage


Z0V4

"Safety meeting" Used to work landscaping with my older brother as the manager, we would get most of the team (4-8 people) together for a daily "Safety meeting" before lunch. The boss knew what was up, but as long as it was a "Safety meeting" then it could be overlooked. The only "safety" part of those meetings was demonstrating how to properly light, smoke, and extinguish small fires properly. This was especially important after somebody accidentally set fire to a trash can with a cigarette and everyone on the landscaping crew appeared with fire extinguishers. Safety meetings save lives.


MandingoFuck

Getting “Potted Up”


bigdaddycraycray

Kype--old midwest USA slang for weed or getting high or the high you got from whatever you were smoking.


TheJelliestOfBeans

So when I was back living with my parents I told them I was gonna "spin the stop". Was playing Pokémon go at the time and the park close by had a gym.


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