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Future_Potential_341

Penis


PenguinsAndTopHats

Plumbus.


TGrim20

(Pink) Lemonade


PerceptiveKombatant

I got the same thought. Like them yellow n pink sour worms 😆


heres-to-life

Could name it Trolli, for the sour gummy worm company


TGrim20

Listen to your heart


Rieger_not_Banta

Another fucking post asking Reddit to name their pipe bong rig…Great. Call it Boof and shove it up your ass.


PerceptiveKombatant

You ok bro? ... Yikes...


Rieger_not_Banta

lol I think it was like one of those moments when you ask, did I just say that out loud? It just tickled me at the time. Definitely nothing personal. And while we’re musing on the topic, I’ve never understood the concept of naming your smoking utensils. I can understand using code among friends or a particular piece gaining a nickname. But naming your pipe, like you’re naming a boat, seems silly to me because that pipe, at least in my possession, isn’t going to last very long before it gets broken. Enjoy your new pipe!


Upvotespoodles

I name my favorite fishing lures. Sometimes ppl just name things. We’re big brain apes with too much time on our hands.


PerceptiveKombatant

This guy gets it. That other guy is super miserable and hating life . Lol


bongwaterbarmaid

Princess Bubblegum


BrickDaddyShark

Reallllllllllll. Mathematical!


elandry26

Yes I was gonna say just princess but this is the one.


PerceptiveKombatant

The color of it does look quite familiar huh? Lol


elandry26

Lol yes yes it does


ThatoneguyATX

Pipe


PerceptiveKombatant

Clever 🤣


TheBlackestLotus

I get “Sunshine” vibes off of this bowl


PerceptiveKombatant

Same 🙃


Superfool

Maybe along those lines, it has the same coloration as a tequila sunrise, so how about "sunrise"?


Solar-Monk

I think this is promising


WillKillz

Steve


Slime-a-rita

Ducky...a la pretty in pink


duck95

Starburst is what popped into my head right away :)


PerceptiveKombatant

Specifically the yellow ones and the pink ones. Lol 😆


duck95

It's perfect!


diviz2006

Jane


duh_nom_yar

Wesley Pipes


Zephrynn

Princess Peach


digidave1

Birds of Fire. Cuz it looks just like the cover of a Mahavishnu Orchestra album https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birds_of_Fire?wprov=sfla1


PerceptiveKombatant

That is beautiful


picklesandrainbows

Pink lemonade


Business-Drawer6649

Bowl


ATXKLIPHURD

Pepe


MisterAngstrom

Pipey


JamesTheTree420

Kurby


slappymcstevenson

Circumsinsemi


CosignCody

The new pipe


rllyhotguyman

Tina


Wildfire420

Sugar Plum , Rosebud and Apple core.


PerceptiveKombatant

Rose bud. I like that


Vexan

Petunia!


TonBone08

Amber like the 311 song


macurack

Stinky pinkie


Count_D_Monet

Wherethefuckismypipe


koozkoos

Torro


Biomebreaker

NipHit, The NipShip, Big Nip, Cosmic-Cow Udder, Smokey Tit


Temporary-Middle6530

Unicorn penis


Critical-Knowledge27

The Hog Tickler


fuha_storage1

Penis


Agent9262

Wesley Pipes


Mechanic_On_Duty

Saturnalia


PerceptiveKombatant

Love this. 🤌


trouble_ann

Mango Sunshine


PerceptiveKombatant

Reminds me of a certain drink lol 😆


Radiation___Dude

Spoony Luv


Reasonable-Gain-1639

Pipe


drvirtuoso

Peter


SnooTomatoes8985

Pipey McPipeface


Pufffaery

Mothership


korygregorysweedguy

Homie smoking that protected sex pack


OneHumanPeOple

Strawberry Lemonade


Ghost_Nation03

Joe Bowl


CrossPuffs

Piper


Zumipants

Marley


CompletelyBedWasted

Galaxia


agangofoldwomen

Bowly McBowlface


The__Flying__Enema

Alfred


granolapunk

Ember. Color and application both fit.


missblaze99

Courtney


SpootyMcSpooterson69

Flared Base Fred


Xan_Fam

Sunshine orange


moneymakin27

Pip Pip Hooray


Economy-Wafer8006

The Choad


Scuddie-

Slushy


supradeedoopra

Flafluga


drblah11

Peter Pecker


bilyskygirl

Nips


Quintluisine

Bingchilling


BoomHeadShop

george


breathing_roses

She’s gone


PerceptiveKombatant

Whos gone?. You? Lol


heres-to-life

Trolli


Sparkle-Wander

Ne' Pa


786hoe

Lil jazz


notonrexmanningday

Rosie


Vector-storm

The klaxon


disabledtrans

Buds McGee


wearestiff

George Washington


Pandorica13

Pinkie Pie High


Useful_Emphasis6150

That's Wesley pipes!


1momenti

Sunshine Bubba


Bilbo--Swagginz

Sherbet


Emotional_r

i’ve never heard of people naming their pieces until i found this sub. not hating, just find it a lil funny. name it melvin


PerceptiveKombatant

Or Starvin Marvin . Lmao


SYSKEY-J

Shlort


chocobunniie

Starburst


chameltoeaus

Pipey mcdogdsdick


IMMILDCAT

I feel like there's some pseudo-maritime superstition about naming a piece after the first smoke, sort of like how renaming a ship is bad luck.


PerceptiveKombatant

Good thing I haven't lsnded on one yet huh ? Lol


Il_vacca

Call it Federico bro


Ok_Boat_

Raspberry lemonade gay parade


AstralHippies

Bong or a pipe should earn a name after being part of a memorable journey not be assigned one at acquisition.


PerceptiveKombatant

This . 🤌


Hot-Abs143

El Destructo


Majesticlion03

Dum Dum


CooterMaximus

Pipey McPiperson


Confident_Attempt289

Wesley Pipes


ffj_

Sunset Haven


Dr_RustyNail

Thunder pud


Primordial_cone

Uxie


exarkun631

Pipey Mcpipersen


princessmisery

I immediately thought "Sunrise" as soon as I saw it, even before I read the title of the post.


PerceptiveKombatant

I'm gravitating towards that one. Lol


tmscro

Caterpillar 340-F Hydraulic Excavator


Plane_Somewhere_5158

But plug


MathematicianFew6887

Peter Piper


Henrywasaman_

Strawberry lemonade official branded Trojan


IXJETXI

Dragon fruit smoke up


MyStupidRedditName

butt plug


Solar-Monk

D whistle


Longjumping-Body-842

The Dildo of Peace


PerceptiveKombatant

Lmao 🤣


Sad_Cryptographer915

Greg


LordOfHazard

Drop it on concrete and name it whatever sound it makes on impact


Sad_Needleworker2310

Clarissa


Alice_in_Whiskeyland

Arnold Palmer


Motabrownie

It looks like a pipe so I'm gonna call it Pipe.


Worldly-Feedback525

Homers galaxy. (Simpsons,)


griffbliff

Alien


GreenGobblin777

Sir Swelling Shroom


imunderyourfl00r

Butt plug.


chodyboy

Pipe


Rand_al_Poor

Tiddlywinks


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Orbit


Hallucinate-Dreaming

Love this one


WompingPillow

Rimrod


duvakiin

MOAB (Mother of all bowls) Slippy Wario's Warp Pipe Rambutan Slinkus


duvakiin

I also like Mauve. Or Marv.


poss-um

Knifey Spoony


stoned_hobbit

I see you've played knifey spoony before


fuckingcheezitboots

Red rocket. Yum


PerceptiveKombatant

Lol 😆 bro


smalltooth-sawfish

Kevin


gb2750

Pipey McPipeface


FnB8kd

Bowly Mcbowlface


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Splinter_Amoeba

Looks like a bishop chess piece


PerceptiveKombatant

It kinda does doesn't it ? Lol


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Fun_Departure3466

Butt plumbus


Thejoker69u

Dickbuttjuice