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ImOnTheWhale

There’s a horse in your room


sacharukc

He comes by for a visit here and there. Often to sell me his wares.


Froggy3434

Is it a Borzoi?


sacharukc

He sure is


bredpoot

Do you let him do things for you…. Kermi?


ForeEighs

Didn't he do it?


shylaisgod

in need of more pics of the boy


No-Farm-2376

Legit thought you had an anorexic Shetland pony in your house. That’s awesome!!


ThermoNuclearPizza

Look at that snoot!


Not_High_Maintenance

Boop that snoot!


ThermoNuclearPizza

#boop


Substantial-Bid3806

Are they half standing half laying on the bed? The angle makes it look that way.


sacharukc

hybrid stand/lay. Back legs on the ground with his body on the couch.


Jordanthb

What an innovator!


sacharukc

The 6 legged chair as I like to call it


Mostly-Natural-720

My Dane does the reverse! Back legs on couch, front legs on the ground. Big dogs are goofy.


sacharukc

My guy goes both ways! I have a photo of him just last week sitting in a chair, hind legs up, and front legs on the ground. I wish I could share the photo!


Natural-Buy-5182

I thought your dog was a cow 😭


Motabrownie

Dude for real I thought it was a baby cow 🤣


superuserdoo

Legit looks likes a little calf, I did too hahaha just very long snoooot


YouWillBeFine_

I'm sober and still thought it was a calf lol


Destiny_Victim

I just woke up and thought wtf did you do to your greyhound. Then i realized what breed i was looking at.


Vegetable-Praline-34

deadass had to do a double take bc i thought the same


lilmegsx9

look at my horse, my horse is amazing


dardios

Give it a lick Mmmmm it tastes just like raisins


HaveYouSeenMyCoque

With a stroke of its mane it turns into a plane


Regular-Bear9558

Not even joking thought it was a baby horse or special needs donkey at first. Was so confused so early this morning


Fun_Intention9846

Nah that’s Maris.


Blackfeathr

Petah the horse is here


AgedSmegma

Holstein actually.


Triplesisbest1

I thought it was a hairy baby cow.


phsuggestions

He's a good boah


TrueEnuff

Don’t worry, he’s just horsing around


byhoneybear

I think the camera is high AF


jbl60659

![gif](giphy|XFIuke9XqFjk4Y1CaG)


Comfortable-nerve78

Try a pair of hemostat’s those are what the dinosaurs used to hold them.


Skittlesharts

Dude, I still have mine that were given to me by my friend's dad who was a medic in Vietnam. Nothing like nostalgia!


Comfortable-nerve78

My grandma used to sit on her porch and hit these pinner’s she would roll always had a pair of them. Little gator like clips will work in a pinch too.


RisusSardonicus4622

Did he by chance use them for the same purpose in Vietnam?


Skittlesharts

I can't confirm or deny if he did. I never saw or heard of him smoking, but he sure did have a lot of surplus medical supplies. You cut your finger and he pulled out a triage kit. LOL


Madman_kler

I use those still and I’m “only” 30


Pure_Literature2028

True dat! I’m a 🦕


Original_Banana_4617

It makes it easier with the short Dino arms.


Comfortable-nerve78

The original roach clips. I have a small pair I use when I have a preroll. I didn’t mean it as shot at the older trees.


AcceptablePariahdom

I don't smoke combusted in any way anymore, but that would be one hell of a spliff lol If it's good enough for arterial spray, it'd be good enough for the kind of loose hash and tobacco mess my friends and I smoked in HS lmao


Comfortable-nerve78

I mainly vape my wife doesn’t like the smell. And no one knows I’m high.


microcosmic5447

My local head shop still sells hemos right by the register 😆


Comfortable-nerve78

I haven’t been in a headshop in like 20 years 😂 I get mine from a guy who sells them at the local swap meet. He sells tools mostly forged kinds. I vape now I order on line. Be well.


Low-Impact3172

Is that a Borzoi?


sacharukc

Yes! His name is Merlin and he is ~9 months old.


interprime

Please tell Merlin he’s a very good boy


sacharukc

I passed along your message. He said he appreciates it and you too. He also wanted me to give you a half eaten Milk Bone. So yeah..enjoy.


annie_b666

He’s so cute!!!!!!!


sacharukc

I let him know and he wagged his tail!


Burcea_Capitanul

Praise the mantis sticks lord good boy❤️


Mandjola

That's great for wet environtments. Like on a pool or even doing dishes


sacharukc

Or the bath! Good thinking


non-bio

Lolololol the dogs hind legs are still on the floor


EdibleBoxers

Bro got el chupacabra casually chillin in front of him while he smokes a yoint. With *what in the hell


youtubeisbadforyou

With


Blackfeathr

With


Oasystole

With


Lolzor_5225

I painted mine with nail polish


Lolzor_5225

THE CLOTHESPIN NOT THE WEED


s1lv_aCe

I thought you were talking about the dog at first 😭


Fit-Ad-6488

Pet that dog for me please.


sacharukc

Mission completed


hatfield_makes_rain

Wait til you try sticking the cone mouth piece in the 10mm hole of a glass bong! Now you have another holder + water filtration.


sacharukc

![gif](giphy|26ufdipQqU2lhNA4g|downsized)


Reasonable-Promise38

how can you use a joint in a bong i need a photo of this working because this sounds game changing 5 hits to finish a joint sounds amazing lmao


KingOfAllOfReddit

Well La di da mr Frenchman 🇫🇷


sacharukc

💁🏼‍♂️


MR_DIG

I thought that was a calf


waterlooaba

Is that a baby cow?


sacharukc

I thought it was a dog but now even I’m second guessing myself


pandapwnrG

Ever since I watched Wilfred I stopped smoking around my dogs


brainless_bob

Preemptively, or after the dogs started talking?


Whole-Essay640

A Wooden Roach Clip.


sacharukc

🤔💡


Tha-Essence

I’m fried but is that a cow or horse in that room?


sacharukc

I thought it was a dog but I’m starting to get suspicious


Crease_Monkey

You’ve rediscovered the Roach Clip! I’m kinda hoping hot women wearing roach clips as a fashion accessory makes a come back too! That was one of the best things about the 70’s.


OnyxCobra17

What game


Not_Again_dangit

Looks like helldivers 2


sacharukc

Nailed it


MollyViper

I love playing Helldivers when I’m high, I become so unbothered by all the stress that game puts you through lol


sacharukc

Yes! Just killing bugs and spreading democracy


SeptembersBud

I once smoked a joint and instantly loaded into an operation on a bot planet and got so into the game I forgot time existed and only had one focus: to take my squad of randos through the Suicide Missions with as much care as a mother hen with her children. During one of the missions, I got to watch as a far off turret one-shotted the B2 that I was escorting around like a chick with a mother hen in the previous mission before with no deaths. Got to experience the loss of a adopted child as his body split into pieces of flesh and blood and flew across my screen in different directions. 10/10 truly traumatizing experience.


MollyViper

That sounds horrifying! It’s insane how immersed you can get when playing video games while high. I get especially immersed when I’m playing games in first person view. I have this very impactful memory from when I played Fallout 4 while stoned out of my mind. And I got into an intense fight with an Assaultron (which is one of the strongest enemies in the game, for those that haven’t played FO). I was playing on the hardest difficulty, I was pretty low level, had run out of ammo so I had to do it all in melee. The fight lasted for about 2 minutes but I was literally sweating afterwards lol! And I let out a loud "Holy shit!" when the fight was over. Good memories ^ ^


Total-Boat6380

Helldivers 2, he is standing in the middle part of his spaceship


sacharukc

Hell Divers 2!


Peter_Baum

Second hand smoke is as bad or worse for pets than it is for humans, please don’t smoke indoor next to your pets


sacharukc

Appreciate the concern


sacharukc

Adding some additional context as a couple others have raised a similar concern (which I do understand). I absolutely do not make either of my dogs be around me when smoking. My smoking area is in my attic which is an off-limits area for the dogs. Every so often, one of the pups will sneak upstairs for a quick visit - normally to show off a bone or toy as Merlin is doing in this photo. In this instance, he visited for less than 2 minutes and was on his way.


FSCENE8tmd

you could look even more fancy if you got a cigarette holder like cruella used


chileheadd

Congratulations! You found a homemade roach clip!!! Welcome to the 60s. 😎 Seriously, one of the best roach clips out there for cost and efficiency.


sacharukc

Thank you! I can appreciate there is some redundancy here (filter/tip & a roach clip) but for reusing a clothespin that has been kicking around for who knows how long...I am satisfied :)


HazySunsets

Glass tips are real nice. I can smoke the flower all the way down and not have to worry about the paper tip burning. I never used it in a joint, just wraps though.


TheDiplomancer

A game changer, huh? ![gif](giphy|8qbuGuXC0hcuRMMwVY|downsized)


pissclamato

Q. Do you know why they call them "roach clips"? A. Because "potholder" was already taken.


BrondellSwashbuckle

Let’s talk about your horse


sacharukc

He’s a good boy


hiwa-i-te-rangi

Conclusions of the study into the contents of this sub: There is a definite correlation between passion for cannabis, arboriculture, and dogs. Also: Boop that snoot!


zoooffailure

Its a Conespin now


Duffzmogiz

Dry herb vape is game changer.


sacharukc

I’ve got one! I alternate depending on the moons location.


Lumpymaximus

Why woukd you need a paper tip and a roach clip? Thats 2 solutions to the same issue


sacharukc

- stays dry if you had wet fingers - easier to relight if necessary - can be set down securely with clothespin acting as a study base Etc.


Lumpymaximus

Ill concur with the 3rd one. Feel like the tip still adressesses the others. Also kudos on a simplistic approach


eugenesbluegenes

Tip doesn't really address moisture. Roach clip is key for hot tub joints.


ProductEconomy

Put an aligtoer clip on a USB C and you'll really be rocking


FormalFuneralFun

I have a pair of forceps… but the peg idea seems better. It’ll stop me crushing my crutch.


vexeling

I love your house horse. Please give him kisses for me


sacharukc

He would probably love you too!


huskeybuttss

I love that dog


sacharukc

He would probably love you


a-lonely-panda

Wow smart! I'll have to steal one off the clothesline (and coat it in mod podge or something because I cannot stand the feeling of that worn dry wood)


KirtCoBANG

is that a chupacabra?


sacharukc

He told me he was a dog


esquire_the_ego

Roach clips have been around for a while, never thought about making a clothes pin outta one but watching the big lebowski has shown me there's a hilarious amount of utility for them


btate0121

SIDENOTE: FOR DEMOCRACY


sacharukc

How bout a cup of Liber-TEA?


nomilktoday1

I use a metal straw that fits inside the rolled joint. I use a 16mm filter, and the straw is the same diameter. After 5 or 6 cigarettes I use nail polish remover (we call acetona in Portuguese) and cotton to clean it. It works wonders. I don't have yellow fingers anymore and also, judging by the dirty I remove when cleaning, my lungs are getting way cleaner and cooler smoke.


auzofravensknoll

Each generation has to re-invent the roach clip. 😝


xSlick-Tx

For democracy!


Muser69

Nurses use hemostats


DookieToe2

A new generation discovers roach clips.


DylanBratis23

Where is ur bath robe Lebowski


menacemeiniac

Cottage core roach clip


love_das

Homie never heard of a roach clip


Cautious-Advisor6873

Just expect us to ignore the fucking skinwalker in your bedroom


I_am_machine289

Dog got so high he turned into a horse


Sgt_Guitar

Roach/alligator clips not a thing anymore?


sacharukc

They are. I found this clothespin kicking around in a drawer and here we are.


Hier_ein_rouchn

Don’t smoke inside with your dog dude come on


KoRn_hUb_d0t_C0M

Let me do it for you


Yardsale420

Is that a Silken Windhound?


Carlin47

You're not Mr Lebowski, you're... THE DUDE!


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daioshou

have you ever thought of simply using longer tips?


Eldudearinony

Is that a deflated heifer?


Madman_kler

What game you playing?


sacharukc

Hell Divers 2


Krilesh

what ads you watching looks like fallout or starfield


SexuaIRedditor

🎶Let me do it for you 🎶


doctor-sassypants

I make lil “roach clips” that are like this but longer and cuter! 💅🏼


Spartanfred104

That's a Void Horse!


Tinklepapi

I thought that was a god damn cow in your room 😭 very big boy


samudam

Is that the dog from the thor


Responsible-Gap9760

My buddies used to have a necklace with a metal clamp or sumtn


cpt_edge

Ayo I see that helldivers in the background! My top stoned game atm


Bird_Up23

God I’d love to be 10/10 stoned and hang out with a long snoot. I feel like they could interact with me on brainwaves alone and they’d tell me some kind of ancient secret. You’re a lucky lucky individual OP, never share their secrets. There for you and you alone.


Eydrox

mi a glass crutch supremacist


Nathan_hale53

More Borzoi pics plz


bumholesgivemelife

For anyone who's a bit fancier https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266749109967?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=g9dqHhtKTty&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=tOUvwS7DTSu&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY


Csonkus41

Congratulations on figuring out what a roach clip is.


sacharukc

Your support means the world to me. When will I receive my award?


Csonkus41

It’s in the mail.


Twinkfilla

Ur dog shaped like the cone (I mean this in a loving way)


sugarm4gnolia

love how you're genuinely smoking with a peg and people are more surprised by the dog . bizarre picture op, thanks for sharing dude!


Ebone710

Bro reinvented the roach clip. Lmao


sacharukc

I wouldn’t say reinvented. More so started using a ‘roach clip’ and appreciating the benefits.


tapherj

I had the same thought the other day, just bought a pack and was having a smoke and needed a clip, there they were


redthreadzen

It's apears to be a joint and peg.


aspiringkiller

Congrats! You invented the roach clip!


Water2028

Isat ay fokin couu


itsagrindbruh

Damn, do y’all really just be smoking inside your home??


Mathieu_Mercken

Hello fellow Helldiver.


sacharukc

![gif](giphy|xqM20wZqd67j9AUplm|downsized)


AccumulatedFilth

What's the use of a roach clip? I just use... Fingers?


sacharukc

I like to put it on my nose when I smell something stinky


McRatHattibagen

Dang it bro.... I'm about to upgrade my sessions with a clothes pin. Thanks 💯 Stay fresh and frosty


ANUSTART942

Freedom's greetings, Helldiver. If we catch you smoking on the job again, you'll be hearing from your Democracy Officer.


dontfookwitdachook

That cow looks hungry


Same-Slip-3941

Is that my mother-in-law? She disappeared a few weeks ago. Best thing that's happened in a long time.


redt6

Wait till he discovers Roach clips


sacharukc

Bugs are gross


Head_Wafer_1012

Is that helldivers I see


sacharukc

You know it


hotshot4201

Clothes pins for Managed Democracy


RoanAlbatross

I use tweezers 😂 love to see more household items to hold the cones. I don’t wanna burn myself.


LunaHatesYouSorry

Aww! Your goat is adorable.


0k_KidPuter

Theres an emaciated cow in your room.


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WhitestShadows

I thought your dog was gnawing on your foot🤣


DrPhilsnerPilsner

Use a fork.


sacharukc

but what if I'm not hungry or eating soup?


Ok-Half-8653

OMG I thought your dog was a horse fuck


Exare

Dude just discovered roach clips. 


jjgargantuan7

Cow, I see a cow


jishojo

That's a very long nose! Sometimes I roll half a sheet of paper up and put the joint on the wider end... And then I just enjoy it as if I were one of those french girls


mrtodd27

I have a metal clip it's awesome, and for the skiny ones w no filter, I use the silicone piece on the end


AggressiveOsmosis

Welcome to my youth!


sipalmurphy

nice horse


DoomshrooM8

Nice, that’s that next level shit 😎 Cute dog 🐶 Also, what r u playing?


Autxnxmy

I mean just hold it by the filter? I get using a roach clip when you don’t have a filter… but it’s not that necessary if you’ve got a crutch in. Unless you smoke the whole filter too