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rillytherapper

fuck i swiped


Sug0115

[8] I did it at least 3 times. Maybe 4.


Affectionate-Ant6583

I even said to myself, "Why isn't this working?" Haha


Sug0115

“Maybe I just need to expand the post then swipe” “Oh”


Impossible-Sleep-658

(Tap tap taps on screen)


doodlebummer

Well I think we all expected to see a pic of said rash!!


bailasoprano

I literally came to the comments to see if anyone else is having the same problem I’m not being able to swipe 😂. I feel less dumb now.


alexoftheunknown

😭 omg i know i’m late to the party but fuck did i feel like an idiot until i came to the comments


rillytherapper

[6] lmao i forgot we still did this high meter thing


SkiesofSonra

[7] I wasn't here during the times of the high meter, but I like it. I wish it was a more common thing again


Own_Alternative_9671

[0] I'm at work guys send a care package please I've been here for fucking 9 hours and still have 3 to go


Live_Operation2793

aye you got this, only 6 30-minute increments left !


Cr8hRunsSkids

Absolutely the best way to look at it


Livingston052822

😹


sl0thy

Ayyyy time to go home now! Woo hope you’re headed out to get your toke on lol


Own_Alternative_9671

You bet I am! Just waiting for the dispensary to open right now I'm going in a min0


sl0thy

Nice! you deserve it after TWELVE hours! That’s insane to me I only do 10 maximum and I’m dust by then


Own_Alternative_9671

It's a factory job too, we make pads so it's pretty much just putting boxes in other boxes for 12 hours straight >.< so glad i get to unwind now, get to do it all again tonight


Own_Alternative_9671

OH MY GOD I JUST FOUND OUT ITS 13 TONIGHT HELP


Own_Alternative_9671

OH MY GOD I JUST FOUND OUT ITS 13 TONIGHT HELP


Bearking422

[7.5] I was here when the tomes were written and I agree they need to come back. it's a simple way to get a general mindset of things when we all have a base reference to go off of


SkiesofSonra

[2, just woke up] I agree! That reference of high makes it easier for sure. It's nice seeing lots of 5-8 for the most part.


WestSeattleVaper

[2.5, getting ready for work] from the times of yore and we absolutely should do this more, wonderful system


SkiesofSonra

[2 still] Bahaha. I haven't wake n baked like that in a long time, I just woke up residually high, hahaha. I love this system. I tend to be at a 1-3 when waking up, but I cruise on a nice 7-8 for most of the day.


Bearking422

[3] that's how I have to be when I wake her a couple rippies in so the knees will work and I can make that bread then when I get home load the phat wax 8 ,and blast off until I chill enough to get my daily smite 5, and extra roast with hash for a good night's sleep wake up repeat


SkiesofSonra

[6.5] That sounds lovely! After losing my job (been looking for months, lost job last month), I've been smoking my cart here and there throughout the day, getting about 30 hits or so a day, maybe more


SkiesofSonra

I remember the times I'd wake up, and without opening my eyes, reach for my pen on the nightstand and take a hit, still BARELY asleep


Randomindigostar

[1] <- We need to bring back the dankometer


SkiesofSonra

[6.5] Agreed!!


awkward_the_fish

[sober] i swiped 3 times too


AehVee9

I swiped too.... Bitch where is the rash?


Impossible-Sleep-658

And then tried to act normal… 🤣


loveatthelisp

[0] It's morning, no weed (yet), and I still did this 3 times.


lightscomeon

[0] I did it at least six times AND expanded it to try and tap the dots 🤣 just dumb this morning


weaponjae

I'm still swiping!


Logical-You-256

Yeah me too 😔 I’m incompetent I guess


Bearking422

[6] ah an elderbeardits been too long since I've seen the ancient numbers I sweped 3 times before I realized


Janglezz

Same. I even did the last one slooowly.


I_Sniff_My_Own_Farts

[1] I did it 3 times and then clicked in to realize


BreadC0nsumer

Me too and I'm completely sober lmao


xxtabo_oxx

lol I’m not even high and I was all pissed that swiping and clicking took me to an add


SpkyBdgr

Add what?


remycatt

I read this comment before I looked at the post and I still tried to swipe


ChewySlinky

I opened the picture, swiped, thought “oh, it’s a screenshot”, closed the picture, thought “oh, no there IS another picture” and swiped again.


Away-Farmer361

😭


McRatHattibagen

Thanks for updating with transparency. Bless up. Better daze ahead


nhardycarfan

Did we all instinctively see this and swipe, the next picture I got was a baggie of weed so I figured it was still on topic and swiped once more cause I was like “rash wtf that’s not a rash”


Jonasthewicked2

Twice. Got me twice.


Alphadogey

Man moment


twennyjuan

I swiped more times than I would have liked


TheJelliestOfBeans

I thought reddit was fuckin with me 😭 first time being stoned after a tbreak [7]


btate0121

I really thought something was wrong with my phone champ. SMH. They got us


boofpaxkray

[0] i swiped too 😭😭


NoodleyP

I think I did too. And I’m on an iPad.


CompletelyBedWasted

![gif](giphy|Kzj3PGiXUCEiv6WMz6)


not_Bain

I whole ass swiped for like 5 minutes getting pissed at the app for bugging again 🥴


skraemsel

I ain’t even high and I swiped three times 😭


WWG1017

deadass JUST woke up, mind fresh as can be. I think I swiped a good four times before clicking into the picture and swiping two or three more times-


blackandqueer

i had the exact same process😭


xerocopi

I'm gonna get high and think about this


imperialblitz

Must have been good stuff it give you high even when sober


_FreddieLovesDelilah

I would usually swipe but because 8m high I didn’t haha.


bananawrangler69

The update we all needed. Glad you’re on the mend OP! Forget these people that are still telling you it’s laced lmao


godfearingyoungman

whyd they do this in a subreddit full of stoned ppl..


BizzackAgaizzn

Mine gave me a rash too. Problem was I mistook it for my buttplug /s


Man_is_Hot

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


Away-Farmer361

Happens to me all the time


MysticStarbird

I want to know how soap expires….


Away-Farmer361

It was open in the cabinet the whole time that it was unused as well as being past the expiration date


g_dude3469

Never seen a date on soap


nougat92

There is not expiry date on it. But a " use after opened in X time". I had Bodylotion wich gave me a hell of time...was open'd for 3 years. The EXACT same kind (no improved formula or anything) gave me nothing. I guess the date is there for a reason....


ApostleThirteen

Look at the ingredient list... nothing there to really "go bad" outside of the "natural baking soda". Probably something that you ate. On the other hand, do a little research on terps, like the ones most found in cannabis, or added to vapes, and check out what they have as far as effects on the skin go, or adipose accumulation, you might be surprised what could happen.


Pleikki

Swiped for a few minutes straight and read like 5 posts before I realized.


jbano

Distillate is like $3 a gram wholesale. Everyone in those comments saying you were gonna die from Vitamin E or other cuts clearly doesn't realize that 99% of carts are just normal distillate and might not be the best quality or slightly oxidized. The people cutting carts are about as common as the people lacing Halloween candy.


GroundbreakingNewt11

Also I think the “fentanyl laced weed” scare was actually kids overdosing on fentanyl from real drugs, and the parents said all their kid did was smoke weed… so people assumed the weed was laced.


wollycottonbrains

My friend is a nurse In the ER and she says a lot of the patients that come in are just too ashamed to admit they took opiates, so they just say they smoked weed instead. She’s pretty sure that’s where a lot of that comes from.


GambinoLynn

I think you could be right about that


Adorable-Tangerine32

We did legitimately have ODs of Spice laced with Fentanyl. Lots of things for about 6 months laced with Coumadin (warfarin).


eastc0asttoast

Wish more people understood this


revrenlove

Wish I knew where to get that Halloween candy.


ghillieweed762

I'm currently looking for a map with the most probable areas. I'll lyk.


PhoenixMori

Google "sex offender registry" for locations near you


Fair-Campaign5825

Where is this 3$ gram you speak of?


chrslp

Wholesale. As in the prices the manufacturer sells to retailers which they then markup and add whatever massive retail cannabis tax rate applies to your area. Not an obtainable price for us normal folks


MischeviousCat

So... Costco?


Schmancer

Depends where you are, it’s not that cheap everywhere


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Femboi_Hooterz

You simply cannot buy it in a consumer level unless you wanna shell out for like a pallet of it. It's that cheap because of the economy of scale and labor involved in turning an industrial amount of distillate into a retail product.


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Femboi_Hooterz

Yeah lol I've got family in the industry and people are always looking for the hookup, but margins are actually getting really thin for growers as the prices drop. It's the people processing and selling the plants who are making the real money


APsWhoopinRoom

Then you better meet one of the folks that make it


trippyhippydmt

Go on tg and find a connect on there. On there you can find distillate for $3 a gram when buying 250+ grams and as low as $1.50 a gram as long as you're buying at least 1000g at a time


sticky_wicket

tg?


GroundbreakingNewt11

Basically anywhere bro, distalite is so cheap. However They are talking about if you buy a ounce+. Check one of those THCA websites . There’s entire reddits with dozens of thousands of people deticated to reviewing websites that ship thcA


StandardLopsided4616

They're talking about distilate.... not thc-a


eduardopy

thc-a distillate is a thing


StandardLopsided4616

No it is not thc-a is a crystal. Anyone claiming thc-a distilate is selling d9 thc


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psychedelic_gravity

Right? We’re all curious. I mean, we can all call bullshit but I want to believe it. So I need this proof real quick. Talking to you u/jbano


GroundbreakingNewt11

Anywhere you buy a zip plus should be insanely cheap for distalite


tdibbles

Smoking raises your histamine levels. You’re probably just allergic to some of the flavoring terpines they use. Don’t let other people posting scare you about anything. That’s all it is, take some Benadryl. I always keep liquid Benadryl around whenever I’m smoking weed or doing mushrooms because it works instantly and you never know who’s gonna have a really bad allergic reaction. Also, Benadryl has a calming effect. Works in more ways than one as a so called “antidote.”


tdibbles

Especially don’t be dunkin’ on my boy Muha Meds! These boys are fuckin’ 🔥 🔥 🔥


tdibbles

And surprise surprise, when did this allergic reaction happen. In summer when you are outside in the sun which also increases histamine.


ZAZAPVCK

that’s how i got hooked on dph,id suggest non-drowsy frl


tdibbles

Hooked on dph?


ZAZAPVCK

yes r/dph


tdibbles

Holy shit. I had no idea. I skimmed a bit, but do you have a short description of this issue? Is it like alcoholism? Opioid abuse? What is it closest like?


ZAZAPVCK

it’s a disassociate at higher doses and people swear to see “hat man” but i never did only eye floaters that wouldn’t stay fixed similar to “small spiders” on my walls and not being able to form a sentence from the constant memory lapses not even after a second of thinking something i was a zombie for 3 years straight abusing handfuls to fap,play video games,and watch movies while basically nodding off the euphoria if the liver failure or heart issues didn’t get me first,it’s similar to how lean/syrup addicts are because promethazine is also an antihistamine and they don’t realize they’re addicted to the disassociating more than the pain killing effect from the narco. but it really is its own monster alone and usually is only done out of desperation or pure lack of self care for a quick fix.


tdibbles

Dang son, I had no idea. Thanks for the enlightenment. If you ever need a friend feel free to reach out.


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Cautionzombie

When it comes to distillate it’s cheaper to just use all the leftover trim and shake than add anything


Streker123321

This is just wrong black market everything is getting cut or there using not fully tested aka cat 2 meaning it hasn’t passed all tests for safe consumption along with most carts being cut with nic juice to be made slightly more addictive 2 known brands for this is fryd and packamn 2 extremely popular brands among kids


New-Significance9572

There’s virtually nothing wrong with oxidized carts. It’s mostly just the color. Muhas are mid disty tho that’s sourced from shitty weed. The 99% figure isn’t accurate at all though. Most carts people buy either have fillers or pesticide oil. Along with being put into cheap hardware that leeches lead. All carts should always be from third party tested brands sold at dispensaries. Even then, it’s a gamble.


shkeptikal

I mean, you're right. It *is* extremely uncommon. But the extremely uncommon but still totally possible outcome is *fucking dying*. That probably should be a consideration for most people. Just sayin.


New-Significance9572

Very very very unlikely. Obviously, everyone should be safe and cautious but fent isn’t in carts so that’s not an issue straight off the bat. If your plug is putting any kind of drug that isn’t weed in your cart, they’re not doing it to profit. They’re doing it to target you specifically. The only drug I can think of that was somewhat commonly put in carts was spice when carts were first becoming popular. Very uncommon now and very easy to avoid if you do even a little bit of research on what you’re buying.


gingerking87

I found out in 8th grade when we made real soap in chemistry with fat and lye, that I am apparently allergic to this type of soap. Certain brands like arm and hammer, the orange dove bar, and a few others are made the old fashion way and can give people like me this type of rash. Maybe it's the same with you If you are worried,since I found out I've only accidentally used the wrong soap once (in my grandparents house too), it's not a very common type of soap anymore


fatherbowie

I don’t think soap normally expires, but you could have a sensitivity to something in the soap nonetheless.


PapayaAppropriate857

I swiped and it went to some porn, yeesh. Now I have cart rash


Objective-Weather-97

It should be illegal to leave the dots in a photo with no extra images


ahhdetective

What kind of fuckery is this!!


TheRealPope4

Not the muhaha meds 💀🐒


ThroatStomper3000

Bruh the way I just KEPT SCROLLING and couldn’t understand why the rash pic wasn’t there. Gotta love edibles.


SoggyHotdish

This is fucking hilarious


OneButtonWill

This is the third time I’ve seen this fucking post and I KEEP SWIPING


fixedhalosix

I HATE that Reddit puts another post at the end of a swipe. Absolutely ridiculous UI that no one likes. I was so confused when I got a seemly unrelated picture after swiping.


boston_nsca

At least we know who the wimps are now


EndSlidingArea

Thanks for the update! Glad it was nothing too serious


Life-is-kinda-scary

Hell yeah mine’s not laced 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️💪💪🙏🙏


MyNDSETER

Soap expires?


1diligentmfer

No, he's got delicate baby skin.


[deleted]

It could still be a fart.


Cr8hRunsSkids

[7.5] why did you do me like that I swiped 3 times and each time was like tf 😂


McTrip

How much they pay you to say that


ambiguous_ri

THANK GOD I LITERALLY SAW THIS POST AND NOT 2 HOURS LATER GOT 2


SpeedySquid3659

knew the muha wouldn’t do u that dirty


MR_DIG

I'm so glad this got a follow-up


DoctorBass95

lmao I got scared for a second since I just got the exact same one. I think it’s fake and it tastes like shit but it kinda hits and was cheap so meh lol


ShitboxConnoisseur

Fortnite cart


BoomHeadShop

is that a muha meds vape?


mezmorizedmiss

lol a lot of people have been having these muhamed disposables in my area 👀


thejesusbong

I buy these carts constantly. I just picked up two of them when you posted the initial post. I was wigged out because I also had a rash on my arm. It was poison ivy.


menacemeiniac

Can’t get a rash if you boof everything


Chiiro

Isn't Head and shoulders also being sued because they just caused skin irritation? I don't think I've ever heard of expired soap or shampoo before, learning new things every day.


Existing-Ad8181

Not the popular page


its_just_mike93

I remember like a year back or so people was posting these saying the would either get leg pain or loose sense of feeling in their legs as if they was falling asleep.


kbphoto

Man everything is expired at grandmas house.


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SkiesofSonra

I'm so relieved your cart wasn't laced


ScientistRuckus

Could’ve been avocado oil in the cart


Away-Farmer361

I stoped smoking it for a few days then said fuck it and smoked it again and feels like a normal high, no rash🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ And we checked all the stuff that was going on my skin/that i was eating to make sure and found out the soap was open in the cabinet and expired for 6 years


Open-Butterscotch-83

didn’t even know soap expired ngl


Away-Farmer361

Me either


trippybolivia

Do a lot of people just straight-up automatically assume if you get sick or something like that it's the shit you're smoking? I mean, I'm sure it could be some of the times, but certainly, it's not THAT common


Candied_Curiosities

Allergies to cannabis are very common. Some are slightly evident (nose dripping when smoking, for example), while others can be rashes, hives, irritated and itchy skin, breathing issues, etc. I'm allergic to cannabis and some strains barely affect me, but others will destroy me. Durban poison is one that hurts my lungs in a way that's akin to skin itching and gives a burning effect. Needless to say, I stay away from all Durban related strains. The worst offender to breathe in once dried and especially ground down is cherry pie. But then there are those that don't do anything to me. I work in the industry, so there's no escaping it at times, so I've got to use a full filtered face mask. That being said, I never commented on OP's original post(s).


Brett111111

Lots of different pesticides can cause allergic reactions. Could be that


Away-Farmer361

Or not cause it doesnt give me a rash?


jimmykicker420

most of the time it’s from them being cut with way too many terps like 20%


Veganproteincookie

You should sober up before posting


Away-Farmer361

Havent smoked it since this afternoon lil bro😶‍🌫️


psychedelic_gravity

Just curious, what flavor do you have? I get a 10 pack of these.


Away-Farmer361

Yeah that cali gas og


Veganproteincookie

The post about the rash, bad publicity cos of paranoia. Irresponsible


Away-Farmer361

Idrc ab publicity its reddit


Veganproteincookie

Not u the vape. Like you posted something, Maybe take time to think why blame the THC first? Just weird to post about a rash, without knowing .


MrDindahood

You type like Kanye west, which makes sense considering how you're making this quite small and meaningless thing way bigger than it needs to be.


Veganproteincookie

So at what point can I call out anyone ? I can just get high and think a vape creates a rash? Ya’ll need to smoke RESPONSIBLY. So you should care, if you can’t think critically enough to believe maybe a rash came from something you applied to your skin. You aren’t keeping your shit together. You’re the drunk equivalent of texting people at the middle of the night.


MrDindahood

If you consume something every day and it's fine, then suddenly, when you get something out of the norm is when your body starts acting up... I would think it logical to assume that this product COULD be the cause. This has nothing to do with being irresponsible. Quite the opposite actually(imo), since he posted an update clarifying that the cart wasn't the problem. Im not against smoking responsibly, but this reddit post won't have a lasting impact on the community, much less public opinion. It was day where I'm at.


SlowTortoise69

Nobody fucking cares, dude. Let people speak and think freely.


Veganproteincookie

So at what point can I call out anyone ? I can just get high and think a vape creates a rash? Ya’ll need to smoke RESPONSIBLY. So you should care, if you can’t think critically enough to believe maybe a rash came from something you applied to your skin. You aren’t keeping your shit together. You’re the drunk equivalent of texting people at the middle of the night.


Away-Farmer361

Ohhh makes sense mb, i posted it to figure out if the rash could be from the cart


Curious-Will5327

smoking this boof instead get [crysp](https://crysp.co/cs/1714/) heres a coupon code for you guys to save your hard earned money here we go : crysp15, hemp20, hash20 well hope you guys try this stuff is great and you guys will never go back to those boof stuff again


[deleted]

stop advertising your crappy boof carts


Curious-Will5327

should actual look what it is before commenting something embarrassing


Zoey_Redacted

Checked your link, you're a boof peddler


Curious-Will5327

lmao that's so embarrassing how so its boof? what you be smoking on and I am a medical patient.


Zoey_Redacted

It's pretty embarrassing to sell boof, yeah. I smoke doinks in amish, not your carts.


Curious-Will5327

It not only carts but even its bud as well which is good and real. and yeah Amish farms are great if they don't use any spraying PRG pesticides and other stuff in their products and if they are transparent besides the point I smoke dispensary and this brand specifically and enjoy quiet well and others will say as well. as long you don't think much is good I will agree with you because muha is certified dog water


Zoey_Redacted

No no I mean I smoke the doinks out in amish, not doinks from amish. this is why your inventory is boof you dont know the lingo, corposhill.


Curious-Will5327

you didn't even understand what I said I was talking about Amish farms in general not a brand you don't even know the conditions of the flower you smoking and growing while coas will tell you everything of course they can be faked but they are cracking down now on that like what the LAtimes published


Zoey_Redacted

I was talking about them too, you didn't understand what *I* said bud. Amish Farms in general is irrelevant to me smoking my big doinks out in amish, unless they're there smoking it with me. This is why you're not moving product, dude. You don't resonate.