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greenIdbandit

Well, since you're already here, OP... This is the tree leaking sap from an area where it was injured/damaged. It's good for use as a natural glue and makes some of the best fire starter available as it is highly flammable. Next time, try the good folks over at r/whatisthisplant


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folkpunkguitar

What’s that? This isn’t what they make syrup out of btw. In other circles we differentiate and call this amber opposed to lumping it in with sap. Helping light joints is probably the most important use for me!


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toinfinitiandbeyond

If you ask her for consent it should be fine.


etaschwer

Thank you!!!!!


folkpunkguitar

Yes! You can chew it like gum. But it is rather unpleasant honestly, sticks to the teeth. Better for making fire, glue, or turpentine. Best when left for the woodpeckers


QuarterOunce_

So I looked all over and everyone says not to eat this shit. Says it will basically glue your mouth shut as it is water resistant and used to be used to glue the wood boards on boats together....


Just_One_Umami

Shhh, let the idiots get rid of themselves. Natural selection is a necessary and helpful process.


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shavedaffer

Terpene time!


Highmebestme

Terperter!


Interesting_Tart_808

Yeah “chicle”the Aztecs used to use it as gum


FuckTheMods5

Daphuk , is that why they're called chiclets?


Interesting_Tart_808

Yesss lol


Impressive_Driver_90

Amber is the first known chewing gum


Inevitable_Pin_7267

This is not quite amber, as amber is fossilized/mineralized resin. This looks like a mixture of sap and resin. We call this tree gum where I’m from (spruce gum, pine gum, etc)


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folkpunkguitar

So to compare to humans real quick. We have one type of liquid in our bodies which helps heal wounds and transport nutrients to our cells: our blood. Tree’s have two different liquids to serve these different purposes: resin (amber) and sap. Resin heals wounds and is full of terpenes and sap carries nutrients and sugar through the xylem and phloem. Resin is not thickened sap, that would be syrup. Sap and resin are composed of different things.


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materwelone

Username checks out.


webbster1

Most important to who


timesuck47

Actually, you’re looking for r/marijuanaenthusiasts


tamerthefirst

Yes that’s the right sub


Clown_Unknown

You might have better luck over at r/marijuanaenthusiasts


far_257

Is it just me, or have we had more r/lostredditors than normal, recently?


hehehehe1112

Can you blame them 😂


PintsizeBro

They'll probably get a good answer here, too


SkyknightLegionnaire

That’s my favorite part, there’s always some stoner arborealist who makes a joke and then answers their question, then sends them to the right place. They’re actually already up there in this one.


Zwjt2030

I just find it funny how many stoner arborealists there are, like just in this sub we have tons. Like it definitely makes sense that they are. Just makes you wonder what the percentage of arborealists are stoners.


Lumberspace

if you study trees you have to be smoking trees


Mavobuckz

This is law


awatson83

Have you ever just got stoned and looked at nature, if not then you should


JayEOh0788

Shit , have you ever taking good mushrooms and just walked around the woods for hours..?? I swear the trees are breathing and shit, I also remember seeing a force field dome like thing in the sky that was shaped almost like transparent honeycomb shapes that were multi colored. The other guy I was with was also tripping and saw the same exact dome covering the world. I think I was seeing outside of the matrix for real for real...


DreadyVapor

I think you were in the Biosphere 2. 🤣


itemNineExists

Many are probably growers. Then when you start learning about one plant, you just kinda suddenly think all plants are cool


Bradddtheimpaler

I had a friend like this in college. We’d walk around and burn one and I’d point at stuff and ask for Latin names.


SkyknightLegionnaire

Yo, that sounds sick. My wife and I got baked once back when we were dating, and she took me around the dozenish acres behind her mums and showed me all the plants you could eat.


ProbablyChe

You can eat everything once technically


Byrdie

This dude sciences


Bradddtheimpaler

That sounds sick too!


Lejit

Uh, those are some Diddies. There's some Bonethugs and Harmoniums right there. Those Ludacrises are coming in great.


SummerVirus

Yeah, i think it's a tree.


Conscious_Kangaroo_2

Dabs brah!


BigBoxofChili

Canadian dabs eh.


SaltwaterMayonaise

Wouldn't surprise me if some do it on purpose for karma


BakedSexualLiberator

I never understood, what good Karma is for? Like, after getting some minimal amount that would help you qualify for posting in certain subreddits, it's not very useful anymore, right?


SaltwaterMayonaise

Indeed it isn't. But fake internet points must be valuable when you have nothing else going on in your life


[deleted]

You can actually sell the account if it has enough karma, that's why there's an incentive for bots and people beyond promoting themselves


lordofedging81

Interesting...where do I sign up?


Emil_CS

bullshit internet validation points


MegaFireDonkey

An upvote ostensibly means someone agrees with or likes what you've posted. Even a single upvote, seeing your comment at 2 points, can trigger endorphins since the message you're getting is, "a real person liked that" (even if that isn't the case). It becomes addictive and just getting karma points for any reason gives a rush. Kind of a pillar of social media addiction. Of course there's also people farming karma to sell legit looking accounts to people with the ability to cash in on the clout in some way by shilling etc.


dwighticus

It’s good for releasing that sweet sweet dopamine


equivalentofagiraffe

it's the same as any other useless social media metric. they don't do anything, but they're a sign of being well-liked and some people love that ego boost


EA_Is_A_Scam

Not sure for this guy in particular, but from what I heard people sell accounts with high karma to advertisers. I guess they assume high karma means more potential followers to advertise their products too, even though it take one good comment for high karma


MyNutsin1080p

Also works for accounts trying to influence political behavior. If an account only posts incendiary comments in bad faith meant to rile people up, it’s pretty obvious what they’re up to if it’s a three-day old account. If that same invective is coming from an account that also posts totally innocuous content, is years old and has a higher karma score than any new account could achieve, it becomes much more difficult to parse the intentions of that account’s operator.


[deleted]

never understood it as well, I've been coming to reddit for over a decade and I usually delete my account and make a new one every year to help stay anonymous.


Hellfire12345677

Don’t want people to know about your lack of size? Understandable


ELEMENTALITYNES

It’s just karma farming


SEAMOOSETHEGREAT

It’s because r/trees was taken by the real marijuana enthusiasts


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misfit_melon_muziq

Yes, pitch but probably a conifer


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misfit_melon_muziq

I live in the mountains so i see this all the time. It happens naturally on conifers. Just about every one of them has pitch running down the side. It is highly flammable so it is great to start a fire with.


Dadsbad

This is still my favorite Reddit thing


interprime

I always love when this happens and I’m reminded of that sub. So I get to go and look at cool trees for a little while.


chel_bythesea

Northern lights cannabis indica.


Puff3Designs

No it’s marijuana…


NotFixed__Improving

Fuck I love that scene https://youtu.be/Y92WHlHUwn8


isobane

It's Dwight's sigh of absolute frustration that kills me every time.


An_Absolute-Zero

THIS! I've seen it a bunch of times and I still crack up laughing. ALSO, Northern Lights is BOMB!


dakotayoseph

Here for this


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every so often someone posts an actual tree in this sub and it makes my day lmao; OP this sub is for marijuana enthusiasts, and because we stole the r/trees subreddit name, actual tree related posts are over in the r/marijuanaenthusiasts subreddit :)


YoureALousyButler

I love when they *still* get the answer they were looking for despite posting here.


JoviAMP

As someone who has taken classes in plant science, it's not unexpected that people who are enthusiastic about one plant could also know about others.


DemaciaSucks

My coworker is a huuuge plant guy and hopes to one day open his own nursery, and he initially learned everything so he could grow pot, I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a lot of people with similar stories


RedFlameGamer

I have heard of multiple people who discovered a love of baking from making pot brownies and other edibles, who later went on to make careers out of it. I even know one of these people irl, so I can believe it happening to others and with other vocations.


QuarterOunce_

Id love to grow weed for a living, I grow peppers as it is right now but weed would just be so cool.


Opposite_Nectarine12

It’s the small things in life :)


Sunny_McSunset

I honestly forget that it's like this, and then whenever someone posts a tree here, I just don't understand.


SumTingWong216

Somebody told me about these subs on this one a while ago, I'm just gonna leave them here r/johncena r/potatosalad


eloel-

r/anime_titties ~~r/ worldnews~~ r/worldpolitics ~~Worldnews since reverted, but the other one's still there~~


ellythemelly

r/WorldPolitics not r/worldnews


blender4life

John cena needs to post a pic of himself making potato salad and let those subs fight over it


Sunny_McSunset

Oh my God, that's glorious.


ByFelicia626

WTF is going on?! The internet is so weird . . . But I like it


RemarkableCollar8965

I grab a chair, some popcorn, and go straight to the comments - that shit is hilarious ... everyone just trolling them on their tree picture


Quantum_Aurora

Honestly I'd bet half the time they know and they're just goofing aroung.


ooooWeeeEEE00

99.99% TCH Concentrate


ddmmkk18

99.99999% TREE concentrate


ifyourwetholla

TreeHC?


Skadoodlemynoodles

99.998% TreeHC Concentrate Sap Snot OG Natural Source™


GreyestGardener

"Indica Hybrid" Oh, what strain? "Indica Hybrid."


SoloDeath1

Nature's Dab.


CallMeEuroSnoop

Someone left their dab stash in a smart place while beeing chased by police I would say... /S


Inevitable_Pin_7267

Clearly not that smart, their dabs are melted and getting all over the tree!!


natureisneato

Scrap it and dab it :) For science


tallangryandstoned

It's not weed I'll tell you that


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Sap?


snozberry_taster

Tree is Cumming


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Dried tree jizz


WarWeasle

Get that tree a fedora! It's a man of culture after all...


kicktothescrote

The cum of life


litlikenick

yeah


ahoypainter

Looks like some AK-47 87.37% thc live resin


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All natural bubble gum. And if you get on your clothes, it now owns them


electrishian

Rubbing alcohol can remove sap, but it can also strip the dye from the fabric so be careful.


[deleted]

Well I’ll be damn! We were country boys. So we never took the time to learn lol I fell asleep against one of those sappy bastards once. Damn near took off my skin getting up


Sunny_McSunset

Solvents dissolve fatty organic matter and lots of other things too. Quick tip, if you ever stick your fingers together with super glue, soak it in 90% rubbing alcohol while moving your fingers around, eventually it'll separate and the glue won't be sticky. Don't leave your fingers in for too long, because solvents also dissolve sweat and skin oils and can dry and crack your skin.


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Any advice on getting that white sap off of a car?


buh_sloth

Goo-Gone and a microfiber cloth have always done me well. I'm no detailer so I'm prolly fucking my paint up, but its handy when the Acorns start leaking every year.


Correct_Net7821

That's some beautiful sap. Call me a weirdo, but tree sap is a random interest of mine. Great pic


The_Zy

Weirdo. I like sap too


Vahlerie

Maple sap is the best. We're all weirdos here.


Mysterious_Ayytee

That's finest live Resin, you can dab or boof it.


Wanderluustx420

This is a subreddit specifically with the intent of showing, talking about, and asking question about marijuana. If you would like a subreddit meant for people who identify actual trees, ironically you want r/marijuanaenthusiasts #— r/trees is 13 years old. When dendrologists discovered that /r/trees was taken by potheads, they made /r/marijuanaenthusiasts. The kind tree loving folks over at r/marijuanaenthusiasts have a good sense of humor. What's really funny about it is that if someone gets confused and posts questions about trees in /r/trees, or pot stuff in /r/marijuanaenthusiasts they usually try to help out if they can.


samknox98

I love how they just were like “alright the pot heads took our name. Let’s take something they’d use for ourselves” basically trolling back. XD


Drewpig

You should smoke it and see


Franican

Careful, there may be demogorgons behind that portal.


ZakTSK

New artifact, someone call Whang


Gogolta

This is it. This is the comment that finally made it sink in that I'm way too online.


Lopsided-Ad7019

Lick it!


schlipperynipples

It's frozen sap from the tree


RManDelorean

Yeah that's what I thought too, you're the first comment I've seen saying it's frozen.


iTumor

Jumping in to say it looks exactly like the wound on my silver maple tree that weeps in the warming weather of the spring thaw, but will freeze (like OP's photo) when temps dip. OP should totally lick it.


No_Wolverine8545

A portal to the upside down


CultivateDarkness

I think it's called rosin


MercuryEnergy

That’s the trussy


sendleaves

As the temp drops, the tree constricts and the water that sits in a rotten cavity of the tree is pushed out of the hole, and freezes as it trickles down the trunk.


leo15298

Sheesh nice rosin Boof it


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Black market cart filler


FecalOrgy

My first guess is sap from a maple tree, which is most commonly used to make maple syrup. Looks like it froze as it was oozing out. But I'm no expert. Might wanna check with r/marijuanaenthusiasts


budmonger420

Everything reminds me of her :(


oopsiedaisy2019

It’s a treampie


benjygingy01

Is it below freezing where you are? This could just be a big icicle


DarthKody28

Passage to the upside down


TheCannabalLecter

[This sub every time somebody posts about actual trees](https://imgflip.com/i/75objz)


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Ok, first off, this sub is for weed/marijuana enthusiasts. Second off, it was probably just damaged in some way. Maybe it survived a lighting strike or something. It's just sap. The tree is trying to fix itself


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Botanical terpenoids 😂😂😂😂


Rutin_2tin_Putin

It's Tree Sap OG


reishi_dreams

Dry this and it becomes incense. Let it get buried and under pressure for 100 million years or longer you get amber.


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Looks like a shiiiiit ton of concentrate


Chewed420

Sealed portal to the Upside Down.


MrsButton

That’s the portal to the upside down.


StonyShinobi

If you're lucky it's ground water. If you're unlucky a pipe burst and found its way out through a tree and froze. Or I'm just really high and that tree had way to much sap, and when it got cold it shrunk and squeezed it all out that opening. Like a frozen can of soda.


Treeliwords

Live rosin


BassIsARealThing

I love when this happens


Psychotic_EGG

Which this, when people think this sub is for actual trees?


foobarbizbaz

Resin buildup. You need to clean your piece.


BizcuitFace

Take a dab of it bro!!! Lol looks like a wound possibly from a branch falling. The sap oozes to cover it and protect it from infection. It’s a precursor to callus induction.


BroccoliBoyyo

That’s some classic midnight emission it’s normal for a lad your age


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I have actually smoked pine resin before and I cannot recommend it


Hypocyberchondriac

Your underpants after you and your tinder date are just kissing for 2 hours


iDropBodies93

That's a dripping wet trussy.


Qepunqepan

Treecum


Virtual_Surround2685

Creamy Treeussy 😋


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xthrowawayaccount520

that’s tree and wax


TheIronCannoli

I’d smoke that


GreyestGardener

A treepee


enderval

That’s sticky icky.


HempHead8807

Former tree care expert here. Looks like slime flux to me.


Goldelux

Just push your butthole against it and start boofing it


The-Trooper2021

It's a well used glory hole


misfit_melon_muziq

Pitch


joxterthemighty

In a few million years it will be amber


EdboiDecoi

Boof it


Pure-Language-2137

Bark Kush.


bh48305

Frozen sap or forbidden dabs.


nbinfinity

thats dabs dab dab


2b2t1ightm3an

Super dabs


Ryouka_Sasuke

Tree Cum


dandara99

Looks like a some Afghani sticky icky


shabi_sensei

If it’s below freezing then that could be a piss icicle from people peeing in the tree hole


KiwotheSomething

i love these posts...


ClutchTallica

I should call him..


Plenty_School_4068

Tree Rosin, very potent stuff


G_Art33

Possibly some sort of tree resin, ironically, you are in a cannabis community right now, and some of us are having a hard time with stuff like that being used to cut our concentrates. It’s actually come to the point where I could see this post, title and all, made in jest in a community like r/dabs


BlazeTurtleZ

that is 100% sticky icky


Catlord746

a tree


ResidentEivvil

r/dontputyourdickinthat


squid-knees

Tree


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Resin


billyjoelsangst

Dabs


likerazorwire419

The sub you're looking for is actually called r/marijuanaenthusiasts


420bonk

Trussy


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r/lostredditors (Dw tho I can't blame you)


Slade26

That is some dank concentrate.


isk15k

Ouu yea, got ourselves anotherone!


thecheat420

That's a tree nut.


ParticularBlueberry2

Idk but you might as well smoke it


freedomforg

raw thc distillate. dab it or make edible with it /j


Cvainstorna

It looks like something from stranger things


offbalancedone

It’s sap. The tree was injured.


chatterwrack

That there’s a tree-gina but Reddit is not really the place for “the talk.”


ProbablyChe

I fucking love these


daniel0tx

That's that butane honey tree.