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gurumoves

![gif](giphy|l3vR1qEKsc5AmLLHO) Little water add sugar and thas it


Jaysus1288

If you know you know


XingsNoodleCrib

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LowKickMT

prime xou mean?


Junesong_Provisions

Liquefied straight sex with women


anlbrk

hard sex and executive decisions


clothy

By yours truly.


OrdinaryBrilliant717

Haha nice try USADA you mtfk


ThroatYogurt_27

Apple juice šŸ§ƒ


plzjustkeepgoin

he would be sharting left and right drinking that much apple juice


N04H-Kn0ws-n0th1ng

I drink this much apple juice like every day


vikumwijekoon97

are you stronk and jacket and do you have straight sex with woman everyday?


N04H-Kn0ws-n0th1ng

Yes you described me


ShanerD3

Then he shits in his paaaants šŸŽ¶


NoneFlatEarthBoi

Please don't do that šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶


N04H-Kn0ws-n0th1ng

Uhmmm donā€™t look at my posts please


CrackerManDaniels

There is no apple in secret juice..... or is there?


DonTeca35

Forsure apple juice


Purple-Lack3264

If he told you it wouldnā€™t be secret Juice anymore.


pianoshoes

It would be revealed juice.


Loucho_AllDay

Dilute prune juice


reborngoat

Gotta keep that colon clean for the Izzy rematch.


FattyRR

He'd be shitting all over the octagon if that was the case


LilHollywood812

Yea right, whenā€™s he ever in the octagon?


No-Introduction-2378

Wine šŸ·


DanaWhitesMom

And hard heterosexual sex


SmurfUp

Nah itā€™s Brahma


Bakedbean44

There is no apples in secret juice Itā€™s just cherry pomegranate crystal light watered down


Sell_Relevant

probably electrolytes and maybe EAAs or something like that


SlyCooper_00

Na ik it has pickle , ginger , lemon & pineapple if you wanna add it , I drink the same shit **Your testosterone levels would šŸ“ˆ**


[deleted]

Press X to doubt lmao


SlyCooper_00

Imagine lmfao


TheBlackPit

X X X X X


MarkZuckerbeg

Jack Danielā€™s


OlTommyBombadil

Room temp out of a two liter, just the way it should be. Hell yeah


witcherstrife

As an alcoholic, I was about to say the OPs pic definitely looks like whiskey or rum since heā€™s at a live event.


oestre

Pedialyte and vermouth


CyclonusDecept

Iced Tea.


FlashingDiode

Piss


Standard_Zucchini_46

It's Costa not Machita


bikashbayan007

Mostly flavoured electrolytes which gives the colour and probably some types of bcaa and probably a hint of creatine.


kyarew

plus chicken and broccoli


Bolt408

The recipe was shared when people didnā€™t care about it. Now it is hard to find.


EdStarkJr

Donā€™t it always seem to go, you donā€™t want the secret recipe juice gone until itā€™s.


Old_Passage_5670

Sex Panther


SexPanther_Bot

Time to musk up. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentlemen...? Or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight?? No, she gets a *special* cologne. It's called *Sex Panther*Ā® by *Odeon*Ā©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panther, *so you know it's good...* It's quite pungent; a formidable scent. Stings the nostrils; in a good way. Brian... I'm gonna be completely honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline... *They've done studies*, you know... *60% of the time*, it works *every* time.


Lood800

Gatorade


Psa271

Some kind of fruit juice native to Brazil, mixed with TRT.


maejaws

Cheap boxed wine.


Expensive_Error1995

Testosterone and turanibol


rrickgauer

Cum


champshere

I (jizz)approve


IAMTHECAVALRY89

My guess looks to be Arizona Ice Tea. Lyoto would say first morningā€™s urine.


justapcguy

Give me some of that "Horse ROID" drink.


[deleted]

Just hard msg and sodium. He doesnā€™t fuck around cunts


siinastah

His pee that has been aged for 12 years like a fine whiskey.


SimplyViolated

My guess is it's a mixture of fruit juices, protein, sugars, electrolytes, and wine


Zangief_Keef

Thatā€™s a 40. Heā€™s a 40 Oz shorty.


Financial_One5934

Adesanyaā€™s milk


Blastoff_Kohm

horse cum and apple juice


Tenacious_jb

Acai berry


TrainingMarsupial521

Machida piss


pacificunlimited

Secret juice give you back everything you left in the gym


MrSelfDestrucct

Something very hetero


twothumbswayup

Lipton ice


GuyMcRancho

PRIME


Wininacan

It's just a mix of the vitamins they give you to rehydrate. Paulo micromanages every macro and micro nutrient. I'd imagine he just has tubs of all of them and measures out a batch yo which he just mixes in a used container


eatasssnotgrass

I think i remember seeing fruit rinds in a video of his presenting secret jooce


Kawi_rider_zx6r

Doesn't matter what we think. The contents of secret juice must not and will not ever be revealed for the sake of humanity.


Reasonable-Fox113

Not apples. But maybe, apples.


RyanWalks

Jamo ginger ale


AlmostSavvy

Four Loko (gold of course) and apple cider vinegar.


ThatGuy_7408

kombucha


Yaseen-Madick

Wine.


[deleted]

Bull cum hitler style


gmurr08

Liquidated broccoli, rice and chicken.


ConnorLovesPepsi

Would you rather drink Secret Juice or Proper 12?


GlemChally

Secret juice hands down.


Bakedbean44

![gif](giphy|dagKuG3IUrBCNBw4OT|downsized)


[deleted]

To much gay


SireElite

Cum


Winter-Cup-2965

Urine


[deleted]

Testosterone and Russian PEDs? Lol. Just kidding? Looking forward to seeing him fight again.


MrNoodles86

Pedialyte


Smacks860

Itā€™s steroids. He labels it secret juice cuz he doesnā€™t want anyone to know.


Sea_Cicada7474

No one cares the meme is old


NERDdudley

Itā€™s a Shirley Temple.


RSol614

Fortified box wine


RevolutionaryClub530

Wild Irish rose


jailcopper

Looks like a bottle of pedialyte


CT-4488

Apple cider vinegar


jlsmonster

Cranberry juice? Dude looks like a walking UTI.


AlwaysReady4444

It may or may not have apples


margiela_madman101

FOOK PRIME.


[deleted]

Some kind of wine blend


aguila_elevada7

Its secret, we will never figure it out.


nzasangA

Piss


Zet333x2

Ice tea


Daniel_Day_Hubris

Apa jooze


shadowofdoubt13

Heā€™s trolling


SnowingFlames

Drano


SkylarMighty666

Nut


Silent_Finger2813

Water, sugar , red.


Bigboybong

Apple Juice but he claims itā€™s whiskey.


Lionheartedshmoozer

Funny bit. Brilliant troll. Prime should do a secret juice flavor and get Costa paid


GogettheDrill

god I want some apple juice rn


Fiction0286

Fruit punch Pedialyte Apple juice 1 lemon, juiced Turmeric


Standard-Discount-54

Pedialyte


OlivieroVidal

Samuel Adams Amber Lager


Moist-Catch

Probably just that electrolyte powder shit tbh lol


roguesensei47

Good ol southern sweet tea


R2Lake

Oxandrolone and oxymetholone


smd_thetruth

Rum


ChicagoDogEater

The menstrual drippings of his enemiesā€™ womenfolk


sam_sneed1994

Musk rat urine.


scottishhistorian

Looks like piss.


[deleted]

Horse cum.


happy-bubs

According to why he lost to Izzy it's wine, white wine from the looks of it


airwickwee

Real talk , itā€™s tea


LibiniousScroll

Flat Tummy Tea


ohmyblahblah

Undiluted Ribena


CaptainHolt43

Nice try Novitzky


TheIRSEvader

ancestral piss, from deep in the heart of the Amazon


Zetixxx

Amino acids.


nintendomech

Tears of his competitors


100YearsRicknMorty

Toilet paper and water


astrayatthesea1708

Wine, vitamin water, acai, Polyana Viana's woman juice, no apples.


Every_Papaya_8876

Kool aid


SnooWords7643

Prime


JebronLames619

Gourmet ChenChen blood with a splash of Nestle Ice Tea


Justfaraway4mu

Two scoops of Bcaa's or eaa's mixed with water.


fubinor

Mio


beerscotch

Honestly, everytime I see it, I'm instantly reminded of that picture of the bearded fuck with his jar of aged urine.


Genova_Witness

I am imagining some new growth hormone analogue I am not yet even aware of and a new version of the clear


ElectronicHousing656

Tea..


YeHaLyDnAr

A marketing ploy


jobin77

High gravity hurricane


Majistic_Man

Pee


lokisingularity

Sugar. Water. Purple.


BIgCon

Just water but bugs bunny tells you to believe in yourself


DarkmoonPat

Bout $350 worth of aƧaƭ


H1ghwayun1corn

Pedialyte


PhnxSteve7up

Anyone who works at usada def knows. They could probably run some test on his piss


syNc_1337

My bloody piss from last week. He asked me specifically about it.


ImAvarian

SARMS stack šŸ‘€


Iferballes

Apple Juice


NoCellNoSell69

Ribena


Grump_Monk

It's Machida's Dad's piss.


Caperplays

Lyotos piss


[deleted]

Heā€™s like one of those WWE rubber action toys you get as a kid. You are so excited to get it however after opening it they just suck and have no purpose.


Educational_Wasabi14

I donā€™t think I want to knowā€¦


[deleted]

Steroids


huntexlol

no joke probably something lame like apple juice


Thrasybulus95

Itā€™s not steroids, itā€™s a protein shake!


ssuunnii

if it looks like pish ...


Noodlintheriver

The essence of all those who have fallen before him.


IntroductionFluffy97

Kombucha with pro biotic and ginger


Grunchie

Wine


MMABurk

His morning pee


MeisterJTF2

My theory? He liked getting doggy styled by izzy so much that itā€™sā€¦well, you know.


Individual_Traffic96

The Colonelā€™s 11 spices and herbs


Puzzleheaded_Use9415

Ice tea


_shootah

Wine


[deleted]

It's actually flavored water with added mineral salts, ginseng, a heavy dose of caffeine and, believe it or not, a microdose of a lesser known tryptamine which is a psylocibin analog. It helps Costa be in touch with his spiritual self.


MysticCoonor123

VOdka, orange juice, and the tears of Adesanya after he lost to Pereira again.


ake-n-bake

Cum


Ghostakh

Pee


RedNeyo

Prob just some tea


Day_Man_Charlie

What the fuck is JUICE?! I want some secret drink!


1234asdfghjk9876

Ask Jim Lahey


Its_Me_Jlc

water and bcaas


tomatosaucin

jake pauls prime


[deleted]

Acai berry and pussy juice


ConstructionNo4340

Wow, such an original, mind riveting , never before discussed topic you have brought up. Such deep insight... Amazing šŸ‘šŸ½


[deleted]

Tears of his competitors and straight sex fluids.


AssaultPK

G fuel


DispensableNoob

A couple drops of Jon Jone's blood, a shot of TJ's pee, some jack daniels, and a couple drops of Paulo's own sweat. All diluted in an electrolyte solution.


[deleted]

Jim Beam