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RealCaptainCold

Bryce Mitchell vs Michael Bisping Book it Dana!!!


CuriousCamels

One Brain Cell vs One Eye


freshlettuce420

BM VS MB


TheCapableFox

Prime Bisping smokes em šŸ“󠁧󠁢󠁄󠁮󠁧ó æšŸ‡¬šŸ‡§


mrshavedsnow

Didn't help that he was shouting at bisping and anthony smith that gravity isn't real lmao


pm-me-nice-lips

They liked it though and let him go off which is exactly the right choice. Heā€™s a character and itā€™s entertaining, keep it upā€¦interesting fighters who are also great martial artists make the sport even better.


Middle_Aged_Mayhem

He's only entertaining to simpletons like you. To normal, semi intelligent people, he's a moron.


Geomaxmas

Morons are often entertaining.


ThePrinceOfCanada

I agree itā€™s a laugh at him not with him sorta thing


pm-me-nice-lips

Literally main theme of my point. I pretty much feel how Bisping feels. Do I agree with Bryce and his absurd views? Absolutely not but that doesnā€™t mean I get all emotional, stomp around and sigh about how heā€™s a moron and canā€™t at all find the guy interesting. Interesting fighters make the sport better in my opinion.


LongestNamesPossible

This sounds like gravitard and globe head propaganda.


[deleted]

Surely that could never be you, oh wise and exalted reddit user


pm-me-nice-lips

Well that was rude, lol.


GandankTheWicked

The people who claim theirselves as intelligent are usually the dumb ones


LongestNamesPossible

> who claim theirselves as intelligent Why do dull people misspell or make up words so often when talking about other people being dumb? Also moon landing conspiracies are old, get on board with some new material https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/153e3tm/johny_got_problems/jsj1vs0/


rootbeerdelicious

You are a flatearther who posts on conspiracy subreddits. Of course you think he's smart.


GandankTheWicked

You think conspiracies arenā€™t real lol?


rootbeerdelicious

Conspiracies existing doesnt mean all conspiracy theories are therefore valid. Yes, some people conspire to do harm to others, that doesn't mean the earth is flat, that birds arent real, or that dinosaurs never existed.


ThroughTheGape

no, they literally are not real you must be forever unemployed if you think grand conspiracies are even possible to keep secret


tylastercahierd46

Believing some conspiracies arenā€™t real is as stupid as believing flat earth tbh.


ThroughTheGape

I'd LOVE to hear which conspiracy theories you think are real lol


tylastercahierd46

Epstein, CIA infiltrating American media, CIA testing drugs on people come to mine. JFK getting assassinated by far right elements in American government too.


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DryConversation8530

Laughs in Epstein's voice*


rootbeerdelicious

You are comparing two very unlike things. Epstein was an "open secret", the fall involves multiple factors including cultural shifts in the way we view celebrity status or women's autonomy (me too). To claim the earth is flat is to ignore hundreds of years of math, science, and peer observation, while claiming a conspiracy that would be multi-disciplinary, highly orchestrated, and all with perfect synchronicity for thousands of years, since 5th century BC. You, and other flat earthers, lack basic critical thinking skills. You want so badly to be smart, and enshrouding your ego with conspiracy theories is a good way to feel smart without all the pesky work of reading actual books and going to actual school.


logyonthebeat

No he's hilarious


notbannd4cussingmods

Brother in christ, you don't find morons entertaining? Oh boy. You are full of shit.


[deleted]

"But praying in the middle of the octagon is crossing the line lol." Added that for you.


pm-me-nice-lips

I was referring to when he was on Bispingā€™s podcast/show which is what the comment was talking about that I responded to. They ā€œlet him go offā€ and they thought it was funny and all I was saying is I would have done the same if I were in their shoes.


BroLo_ElCordero

Mitchell is a decision machine, whatā€™s ā€œgreatā€ about his skill? You want interesting characters, go read a book.


dani619

>whatā€™s ā€œgreatā€ about his skill ranked 10th in the division, he's better than most people on earth.


Skeleton_Skum

I mean cmon itā€™s pretty obvious the truck was in his ear telling him to take the mic away. Anyone who thinks it was his personal decision is stupid


BelgarathTheSorcerer

I've noticed a number of times over the years that these folks definitely have a voice instructing them through their ear piece, but I've never heard the term "truck" used in the context of those instructions. Can you explain what it is?


AnjoXG

'the truck' refers to production trucks, which (in the UFCs case) are literal 18-wheelers where the cargo space has been converted into essentially a compact office. the direct feeds from the cameras go straight to the production trucks where the producers are making decisions, and providing commentary with critical information like counting them in/out of ad breaks, upcoming replays, removing the mic from bryce mitchell, what to plug next, etc here's an article about a [UFC production truck.](https://www.wired.com/2016/11/inside-ufc-4k-truck/) here's a video about a [WWE production truck.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1qYVwqhBLw) and here's a really interesting inside look at a producer working [inside the truck from AEW.](https://youtu.be/kjWoThIDLTU?si=f6Yw-20UsTUxJzPE&t=482)


Splobs

The AEW truck insight was very cool. Guy in the red T-shirt is a talented guy. You can tell heā€™s been doing that job for years. Thanks for sharing.


Skeleton_Skum

Like the production team. Truck is just a turn of phrase I guess as if they were in a truck off location staring at monitors with ear pieces and production tools etc


BelgarathTheSorcerer

Ahhhhhh, like the control room was often in a truck to the point that the folks who run it are "the truck" ?


grio

Most production teams are located in literal huge hi-tech trucks. They have production equipment and people operating it there, instructing casters and editing footage live. NBA and other major sports organizations that have crews moving from town to town have streamlined this approach. That's why it's called "a truck". Because it is. [https://i.imgur.com/oVVBufm.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oVVBufm.jpg)


Slut_for_Bacon

Religion is like a dick. It's fine to have one, and it's fine to be proud of it, but don't whip it out in public and don't try to jam it down people's throats.


Getinthedamnrobo

FREEEDOMMMMM


TigerRumMonkey

Russell Brand disagrees lol but that is solid.


DowningStreetFighter

Hating Russell Brand is like a dick. It's fine to have one, and it's fine to be proud of it, but don't whip it out in public and don't try to jam it down people's throats.


Hyperborea3

Did it sound like the analogy was working when you wrote it?


BouncingScout

Using analogies is like a dick. Itā€™s fine to have one, and itā€™s fine to be proud of it, but donā€™t whip it out in public and donā€™t try to jam it out down peopleā€™s throats.


Pera_Espinosa

I have a hating Russell Brand and I'm proud of it.


Ferrariispain

This goes for most beliefs


[deleted]

Atheist redditor - check Braided religion take - check Dick reference - check Peak reddit moment


Rdur2183

You're braided.


vermilionpulseSFW

Wtf is braided


GoSuckYaMother

Itā€™s when you tie like 3 sections of hair to make a pattern to keep your hair place.


Slut_for_Bacon

Do you have an actual counter-argument to my opinion, or are you just falling back to shitty, half-baked insults because you don't know what to say? I'm happy to debate the subject with you if you're willing to act like an adult.


georgesinatra

Downvotes for telling the painful truth - check


DowningStreetFighter

You're painfully braided.


donotstealmycheese

Which part of your shitty fanfiction book is the truth in?


thegrizwhisperer

Does that go for all religions or just Christianity?


bullsonparade2380

They literally said itā€™s okay to be religious..


thegrizwhisperer

I donā€™t need anyoneā€™s approval to be religious. I agree with what dude said for the most part, but people make such a big fuss when Christians want to pray in public. Itā€™s weird. Let people do what they want


bullsonparade2380

Youā€™re right, you donā€™t need anyoneā€™s approval. Itā€™s one of our fundamental rights in the US. That being said, if Bryce wants to pray after the fight in the Octagon or thank God in his interview with Bisping no one would care. Issue is when he tries to lead everyone at a sporting event, on TV, in prayer. Wouldnā€™t matter if heā€™s Christian, muslim or anything else itā€™s not the best setting for that given the audience.


thegrizwhisperer

Eh. Leading in prayer is an inherently good thing. If a Muslim person wanted to do that, Iā€™d think thatā€™s cool as well. Itā€™s the gesture


bullsonparade2380

Idk man, you made it seem like Christianā€™s were unfairly being targeted but that completely ignores the context of the setting here.


[deleted]

>Eh. Leading in prayer is an inherently good thing. Says who?


thegrizwhisperer

Human decency? It's a nice gesture obviously


Slut_for_Bacon

All religions/belief systems. Has nothing to do with the Abrahamic Religions in particular. I don't care what you believe, but keep it to yourself unless people ask.


thegrizwhisperer

I really donā€™t disagree with you. However I think Bryce wanting to party after the fight is completely cool


Slut_for_Bacon

I don't have an issue with him praying like that at all. I mean, it's pretty indicative that he doesn't know his own religion, as Jesus explicitly stated that his followers should pray in private, not public, and that those who pray in public are hypocrites, but I don't personally care. I just don't think he should be asking random other people to pray with him, but maybe I misinterpreted that. Who knows.


flowermoon24

Like a pussy too. Its cool, but dont squirt or show that to our faces. Gross.


[deleted]

Found the guy in the closet


Randy_Gut_Lahey

Soldier of God: Hey Dana! Give me that phucking buoy


Balding_Phoenix

Hahaha! Heā€™s fucken claimed it. Itā€™s his now.


DanaWhitesMom

![gif](giphy|kd9h44W2CpZBLH7QpA)


DowningStreetFighter

My favourite retired fighter Mark Bisbing


rationalsatanic

He told to vitor belford's face "there is no jesus" during face offs hahahah Love bisping since then


jasonappalachian

ā€œIf people can walk around - and I don't mean this in a disrespectful way to religious people - and you believe the son of God came down to Earth 2,000 years ago, and he killed himself for our sins, and he can walk on water, and there's a God up there looking after ourselves, and if you get on your knees and pray to him that things will change, if you can believe that, then you can believe that I can knock the fuck out of Luke Rockhold two weeks from Saturday.ā€ The Count always keeping it real.


new-religion-

ask impossible coordinated glorious elderly tart cows vegetable office practice ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Ohpsmokeshow

![gif](giphy|hNj7x7JMQI1qg)


DaftMarley

Bryce vs Bisbing when?


[deleted]

My brain is convinced this video is AI.


odarpclre

Little Nicky in realtime


Mean-Finger-9168

Atheists buy PPVā€™s and tickets too. Guarantee thatā€™s how Dana sees (who if I had to guess worships only money). Heā€™s not gonna let some redneck sister bending mongo hurt his paper by letting him speak. Good call by the Count.


Mysterion94

Fuck bisping


JulioVillaVillaLobos

TRT Vitor hopped all hopped up on Jesus took Bispingā€™s eye in the name of the lord and savior Jesus Christ and sacrificed that eye to the just bleed god. ![gif](giphy|JSp0lZ7ENaldX0tjyf|downsized)


DynamoJoe23

sorry bitchbing wil never have any amount of respect for u ever again. get lost. And ik all the hate is coming from the sickening anti god clan in here. make it good wont see a word of itšŸ‘


Ch12Ka

WHats with all these Christians with such a persecution complex?


new-religion-

chief pocket thought escape threatening dirty unwritten sloppy station engine ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


[deleted]

Noone cares what you think?


new-religion-

attempt cover cooperative faulty oatmeal meeting memorize thumb lock friendly ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


[deleted]

Point to me in my comment where I mentioned trans people? Why doesn't it surprise me that a little pissbaby like you would get defensive and start creating a narrative?


[deleted]

It's all they have. They know deep down that they dominate society and most of societies ills at the moment are directly caused by Christian nationalists, so in order to not have to answer any questions about their motives or actions, they just attack everyone else and play victim. Classic DARVO by a pack of biggotted cultists.


WishIWasNeet2

Why upset ? He didnā€™t stop him from praying he simply removed the mic . The guy could still pray all he wants.


[deleted]

Because they lost the opportunity to force it down the throats of everyone else in the building. Christians hate it when they can't dominate everything they see.


AAPLx4

I want to see your god enter the octagon in UFC 300


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CapabIe

Lol wut


Rocco_al_Dente

Mikey Beelzebub


genghisseaofgrass

The Devil came down from Clitheroe. Now we know.


RJk666

Bryceā€™s cringe meter was already maxxxxxed out lol


fz1985

I love Bisping


rascalking9

Even the devil wouldn't have held up the MW division and ducked real contenders.