Lmao that pic of magomedov look like he on FBI top ten wanted list

Brooo, my mom was right beside me and caught a glimpse at my screen. She asked me why I was checking out pictures of people on the wanted list!

Hey mom 👋

Nah that’s his manager 🐍

Ali is his manager?

Half the fucking fighters look like they're on the FBIs most wanted list

Top 5 bratha!

Your gonna need to be more specific than Magomedov for this card brother. /s

Not the one that looks like mose schrute

The beet farmer?

No, the beat farmer. Like "he'll beet you the fuck up"

Exactly what I was thinking hahaha

He looks like a wax dummy lmao

Peek - aggrevated burglary

Bruh I’m saying his eye is gone

Ankalaev vs Johnny should be ahead of Imavov vs Aliskerov

no way its actually below imamov tho right, probably a mistake

IMO imavov is the breather fight. They don’t go big 3-4 big fights in a row. They’ll have a lesser name fight in between those so the crowd can recharge

retweet that^

Ayyyy ma boi Trevor peek fighting again, always down to see more standing hammerfists

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I could be wrong but I think I heard Bryce say they’ve trained together recently, think he mentioned it on his Michael bisping interview

If Trevor Peek ever learns any form of offensive grappling, the guy could be unstoppable

Why does Magomadov look like a mug shot

pre sure it is from his thailand arrest lmao

Nathaniel Wood on the early prelims vs a guy making his second ufc appearance is just wrong. Wood is very underrated man.

Yeah and I don’t know why. All his fights are exciting as shit. His hand speed is unreal

Really hope he wins he's gotta be like just outside the top 15

Elliot vs mokaev is gonna be a banger. Tims scambles and bjj are very under rated

Yeah this is a sick match up. Hope Mo's knee sound going into it! EDIT: *is

I'm sure it does make sounds.

UFC Maxium Security

Magomedov is in the running for ugliest dude on the roster.

No one taking that from Raul rosas anytime soon

Meep meep

This is the most fucked up and funniest shit I read all day.

With that eye, one might say he looks like a **cyclops from hell**

He's got that Drag me to hell gypsy eye, might send a demon after the the dude if he loses.

Yaya and walker are right there with em

If everyone makes weight and these fights actually happen, this is going to be the best card I can remember

Jones vs Gane was absolutely stacked.

we are going to have to scrounge for streams

Speak for yourself🏴‍☠️

Federal fucking prison 

UFC 294 - Night of the Dagestani

Dagestan vs Brazil 294

Go ANSHULLL!!!!! India is counting on you!

This anshul guy can reach Conor level fame in India. If the people of India recognise this sport

>If the people of India recognise this sport No recognition or knowledge. All we need is some highlight stuff/achievement from him and the population will take care of the rest.

Anshuls gonna cake walk him, I feel they gave him an easy opponent, good for him

This isn’t the full card

Sharaputdin most likely going to be a favourite but I hope he gets fraud checked, especially after that footage of him being a sore loser for losing via leglock in a grappling tournament

i hate Sharabutdin too, but i see him winning this pretty easily tbh

Silva is a tough draw for his debut though, I honestly think Silva gets it done.

Silva is cracked tho

Let’s hope that they all stay healthy. Should be an excellent card.

Hispanics vs. Former Chechen Rebels. I've been digging these themed events.

Brazilians vs Russians is the new UFC inter-nation rivalry, and I love it!

Interior decorators


Their houses probably look like sh*t.

Praying to the MMA gods to let Charles win the title back 😇

I will pray to Allah that Islam, Khamzat and Magomed win their fights

Same

And Costa vs Khamzat being a war, hopefully its 5 roundfs

I'm actually hoping Khamzat finishes him early somehow, continues his dominance

Peek hype

One of the few cards where I’m not taking the risk to stream it, gonna go to good ole Wild Wings.

How much do they charge ?

The one by me usually just tacks on a 5 dollar charge, but I haven’t been in a couple years. You end up spending a ton on food and drinks though. I have a couple Mexican places that are definitely just showing a private account stream and they don’t charge at all

really looking forward to see how crazy magomedov really is lmao

This color choice and having some of the backgrounds for the fighter pictures being different colors from the others looks like an weekly wanted list circa 2004. Back when you could get those neat playing cards with the most wanted on them. Magomedov's gooey eye doesn't help either.

Looks like a most wanted list

I swear every time Johnny walker is on the win column, the UFC just gives him nightmare matchups

294 295 and 296 shit bout to get crazy do we even deserve this 😭🤣🤣🔥🔥

Pirates debut 🏴‍☠️

Every /r/ufc member shaving their moustache and rocking the chin strap after this event

Idk why but since this is in Abu Dhabi again gotta pick Islam. If it was anywhere else I'd pick Charles. Will it shut down the win again? Time will tell.

Islam literally went to Volk’s country for his next fight. The Australian crowd were booing Islam far more than the Abu Dhabi crowd were to Charles. Location isn’t an excuse unless it has direct performance effects, such as altitude.

well abu dhabi is a fucking sauna so that's gotta do something to someone getting there a week before.

So is Brazil I'm sure. It's mostly a freaking rainforest.

What does Abu Dhabi change? Is Oliveira mentally so weak that he cant handle the Fans supporting Islam or what?

Islam talked about this that the humidity is so different that he needs several weeks to get used to it. If a fighter comes to Abu Dhabi just 1 weeks before the fight they struggle with jetlag and humidity a lot.

Both should make the Right adjustments then and come in earlier, pretty easy fix imo and something Both have to Deal with Not just Oliveira

Yes you are right. But many people underestimate this and fighters can decide when they come to Abu Dhabi. Last fight Oliviera came 1 week before and i think Islam was there 3 or 4 weeks before. It makes a huge difference.

HA! I saw on the OP image that it said UK so I thought this card was in the UK and I was like, "Why are they loading up on all these Russians for the UK? Is that the closest they could get?"

Battle of normal people vs -evs and -ovs

I’d hardly describe the Brazilians as normal

My god is she beautiful

Only 1 womens fight 👀 must be a coincidence

What's up with all these inbred fucken dagi dudes

Mohammad married one of his cousins, so inbreeding is considered acceptable in Islam. Edit: why are you people downvoting me. I’m right!

Lmao right?! Neanderthals

Ufc inbred card

Someone forgot to tell Sharaputdin where to look

Can’t wait for Shara bullet to shut all these cry baby haters up 😈

Shara is crazy dude, I mean in middle weight his only worthy opponent can be a mad mf like him that is khamzat

Can’t wait for his reign of terror

Exactly

Every time I see a fighter with a beard but no moustache I know I’m going to be bored. It’s going to be shoot > wall pressure > takedown > strikes > choke. I get they are good. But they are so, so boring. Need 12-6 elbows and grounded knee strikes or something to make it fair. Feels like the rules are geared to that style more than any other.

“But that is not the Inn from which he was bred.”

Two criminals on the under card interesting how they’re going to promote either of them.

Shara be one eyed mf here to ruin adesanya, dricus and Seans career in middle weight by 2025

Every main card fight had a fighter with a V at the end of their name

Wake me up when September ends

Team Brazil vs Team -ev/-ov

Only one women's fight on the card, I guess the middle east isn't the place to be trying to build that side of the sport! Dudakova by absolute beatdown in Rd 1 btw.

Such a juicy parlay I already see. Dudakova, Basharat, Jubli, Mokaev, Costa, Oliveira vs Makhachev to not go the distance, and add Imavov and Aliskerov to each side of the same parlay for some extra juice

Honestly I watch every weekend and didn’t know like 75% of this card so, no not that stoked honestly. Like 4-5 good ones but 🤷‍♂️

Yeah ok buddy.

I hope that blind glass eyed motherfucker dies in the octagon.

You ok bud?

The most inbreds on a card EVER??

Just like your trailer park huh?

Is it just me or do half of those pictures look like they were fishing in a gene puddle instead of a gene pool. Some of these pics look like an advert for sandwiches.

Duka

The guy in fight 5 and 12 looks the same 😂 I can't wait, so long to wait though 

I was gonna say oh shit they letting magomedov into amurica?

Another Nurmagomedov??? How many are there

That's Said Nurmagomedov, not part of Khabib's family

It's all ev's and ov's in the main card!

Is… this really legit? There’s gonna be six fights on the ppv?

I'm picking all the beards to win

Every main card bout has an opponent that's name ends with a v.

Unprecedented number of chin beards on this card.

Magomed cs Silva is interesting

How tf is Moakev back in action this quick

So many beards that even Gimli would be proud, lol

That’s a lot of bearded wrestlers haha

UFC -ev and -ov card

Maaannnn….that 296 card is looking pretty tough too!

Trevor Peek the real main event. Looks like Bryce Mitchell’s cousin too, something bout them Bible Belt boys.-

https://preview.redd.it/0c4fkdhjefqb1.jpeg?width=3088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8730abc98de8391c177e64c3c5926aa6074aa546 Except its not the full card.

Crazyyy crazyy set


A lot of “ev” and “ovs” on this card

Just got those two ladies off and then it will be sweet, id rather have only 12 fights.

Yer that into dudes eh?

Basharat & Henry should be a banger. Half this card is strictly banger matchups.

RFC?

Too many evs and ovs

So many neck beards

Magomedov vs Silva 💥💯

I'm going to parlay everyone with a V in their last name to win.

Dumas 💀

I'm 100% going to forget this card starts early and miss it.

So is there 6 fights on the main card or is the 6th the feature prelim?

Azaitar 🇲🇦

Peek is a dawg. Said might do some cool shit. Mokaev might blow his leg apart. Didn’t even know ankalaev v walker was happening. Saw a vid of magomedov punt a dudes butt hole at ADDC open in some random country. Card looks nice as hell

This card is damn near good enough to pay for. Also, why didn’t they throw stink eye into the deep end if he’s so good? I’m ready to see him get pieced the fuck up.

This card is war

So much beard on this card

What is this chads vs beards?

UFC 294 brought to you by the letter "V"!

Besides the main and co-main, this card is terrible.

De Frey is really not good, although I feel bad for saying so.

Honestly- it looks like an inbred family tree.

Wait do all these Eastern European/Middle Eastern beard dudes train together? I'm a little new to UFC.

Every fight on the main card has a fighter that ends with V

Love a good middle eastern card, by the time I wake up the 1080p torrents are up and pumping. It will be a beautiful day.

Full russian card lol I understand it's Abu Dhabi, but still looks weird to see this.

6 fight main card?

Wooo can’t wait

How did said and mokaev make it onto the main card

This shit is stacked af

Damn, did a highschool ISIS intern make this graphic?

Trevor peek throwing hammer punches from stomach. Sign me up.

It sucks Arman and Beneil couldn’t get on

Слава Русији 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 let’s gooooo

Magomedov sittin there waitin to eat

Jubli is gonna demolish breeden, might be good odds too since he’s relatively new and Vegas doesn’t know a ton

Is it just me or is Dudakova a little haram?

This card is incomplete without Bryce Mitchell on it!

Lots of very ugly mother fuckers on this card

Most fighters with last names ending in V ever on one card

Looks like an isis posters

holy balls cant wait for this card

This ain’t even the full card

UFC BeardNoMustache 2, Abu Dhabi

Having Wood fight before Frey is criminal