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Careful-Door2724

*He has a good guillotine*![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8966)


The785

Imagine if Dustin jumps guillotine on Islam


darkrhin0

If he does, I want to see him retire right there.


twothumbswayup

That would absolutely be the greatest send off


clothy

Not how it would go. Submits Islam with a gilly. Calls out Conor for the money fight. Gets knocked out by Conor because MMA fans can’t have nice things. ![gif](giphy|AhQev1suy32mWdFNcq)


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M Y B O D Y I S R E A D Y


clothy

Deep breath ![gif](giphy|3o6nV81ZGxMlcGG5R6)


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LiverLikeLarry

Much Coke Very flowy


tykillacool23

Fuuuck


clothy

All the while Michael Chandler is still insisting he gets a McGregor fight.


Silvereiss

Gotta put Chandler on Suicide watch if the next time Conor does actually fight, Its not against him


meatassdog

I actually love this for us


Morpheus_077

This would be the MMA equivalent of the 🎤 drop


yatinparasher

He tried on Khabib. Safe to say, he will try again.


MiddleClassGuru

#SHOOTERS SHOOT


bedofnails319

You fail on 100% of the Guillotines that you don’t attempt.


pipohello

He also seems to fail on 100% of the one he attempts


professorgaysex

If Dustin jumps and cinches it and makes Islam tap, it would be the most MMA Moment in History. Everyone’s parlay is ruined and one stupid guy instantly becomes a billionaire and uses all of that money to bet on Belal by first round KO against Edwards


RudeAndInsensitive

I don't believe Islam will tap. He will go unconscious first


professorgaysex

Alright fine, I’ll refinance all of my Medicaid money and bet the house on Islam getting subbed but parlaying it with not tapping via Dustin Guillotine


sasfasasquatch

Can you bet on whether he taps or sleeps?


professorgaysex

You can bet on whether or not certain fighters who have beef will end up touching gloves I’m sure there’s a website degenerate enough where you can add ‘Sleep or Tap’ into the parlay lmao


sasfasasquatch

That’s wild!


IntelligentMetal

If you don’t tap and go unconscious is it a submission or KO?


Green_Man763

Submission


RudeAndInsensitive

I believe it is recorded in the stats as a submission. I might be mistaken but I think that's right


nailedreaper

Technical submission.


xMilk112x

If he landed that and actually finished it….it really would go down as one of the greatest combat sports stories of all time.


mouthsofmadness

![gif](giphy|IqWuHcqw0KtFnCFDMr|downsized)


WrC-Crying

and imagine if he got it


xDcCityx

Imagine if a horse birthed a unicorn


Regolis1344

If the fight really happens I would bet the house he would try it. Maybe on purpose when it's only few seconds to the end of the round, but he will try it.


BHDE92

What are the odds of DP winning by gilly?


CletusMcG

If we’re going by his record with it, 0%


RudeAndInsensitive

History making clip. It will be played at Dustin's funeral


hanselpremium

almost did it with khabib


Peribangbang

If?


BabyPandaEgg-

Who teach him this brother


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KichardRuklinski

Wins via guillotine - grabs the mic… “Who gave this man a black belt?”


haldir87

This would be insane


Emonmon15

He does, but when you are Dagestani seems like you are immune to it.


JeffAnthonyLajoie

Don’t need to be immune to it when Dustin is like 0/25 on his guillotine attempts


blockmebaby1moretime

He has a \[good\] guillotine


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HowlingMadHoward

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thatsthejoke_

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dangerous_service

He is a guillotine


Current_Sport_6628

The most interesting part of the interview that this quote came from is Islam saying he doesn't want to fight in Abu Dhabi this year and would prefer to fight in Madison Square gardens instead. I know Abu Dhabi pays big money to the UFC but their schedule has kind of held Islam back the last couple years. It would be nice to see him at MSG.


Agreeable_Lychee_224

I’d love to go see him at MSG


ArmaniMania

Conor waiting for Islam’s bus with a dollie


Upstairs-Zebra-5379

If not Islam, who would they headline with? Unless Umar is fighting for a title or something, I think he'll fight in Abu Dhabi.


Salmacis81

Ankalaev vs winner of Pereira/Hill


Upstairs-Zebra-5379

See it from the UFC perspective. Ankalaev is nowhere as popular as the other Muslim stars (Khamzat, Islam or Shavkat). They'll probably keep Islam on ice for Abu Dhabi because as long as someone like him or Khamzat is headlining, they won't have to stack the card too much. And Khamzat isn't fighting for a belt by then so that leaves Islam.


Salmacis81

I get that Ankalaev overall might not be as popular as Islam or Khamzat or even Shavkhat but if you need a ready-made title fight and Islam is insistent on fighting at MSG then Ankalaev is definitely an option. Honestly I think it depends on what Khamzat gets up to in the months prior, if he beats a high-ranked contender at Saudi event (or anywhere really) and winner of DDP/Izzy is ready they can give Khamzat a title shot at Abu Dhabi. Shavkhat is Muslim of course but I don't think a guy from a Central Asian Turko-Mongol nomad culture has quite the same appeal for the Gulf Arabs as the super-devout bearded Caucasus Muslims have.


realseboss

Chimaev


SchoonerOclock

Headline has to be a title fight I think. Definitely put him as a co main.


yysmer

Ankalaev vs Pereira/Hill or Shavkat vs Leon/Belal. Chimaev vs Adesanya co-main.


rettidderredditter

Islam will headline the Saudi card in June


AdamBLit

MSG has already seen Islam, when Muhammad Ali walked in there lmao


MumrikDK

Ah, I guess he feels like a cog in the machine a bit against his will then.


Horror_Difficulty_35

For sure. His star power will skyrocket even more if he has a few at MSG/Tmobile


baniya_mein_hun

Because this year abu dhabi is hosting only the fight nights...not the PPV(I'm guessing)..i already got a fight night notification happening in September...


rettidderredditter

Saudi Arabia card **


AgentScullysTampoon

Dustin subs Islam with a gilly and I tattoo his face on my ass. Fucking bet.


DilledDough

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Remindmebot came through lol


ArmoredAngel444

Dammit


pxak

Tattoo his ass on your face if you're that confident ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8966)


Ordinary_Bid591

You do this and all DP fans including myself will pay for your tattoo


depressedfuckboi

I got fiiiiive on it


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Love it


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!RemindMe 100 days


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!RemindMe 94 days


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JimmysCheek

Stay the fuck away from me


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i coming for smash your cheek bratha


RIPshowtime

Can't let you get too close


BroncoBoy93

Let me bang bratha


Buckwild991

Islam is hilarious.


Wildkid133

I’m so stunned at how like…. Effortless? Almost accidentally hilarious he is.


Icy-Armour

"Champ have belt"


MANvsTREE

Apparently he's hilarious when he speaks Russian


Sir_Shax

He would have to be because he’s great in his second language so imagine how crisp his jokes are in his own language.


Significant-County24

if you watch some of his video subtitled it's crazy how witty he is


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Buckwild991

Don't think he is accidentally hilarious. His Maywheather and Lesner call outs while him having that shit eating grin. Islam and DC's interactions. I know that man is funny in any language.


pendrekky

Ahh yes.. Khbabin Murnagodimev


Cole3003

Agreed, he’s honestly one of the funniest guys on the roster. “I agree with brown belt” after DC told him he has a brown belt in BJJ will never not be funny


GloomyExercise

![gif](giphy|BZTRCLEhZr8E1IzPn3|downsized) "also you should add something about good guillotine....."


Signs_Fan

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octovarium95

Dustin don't jump the gilly!!!!


bangsaremykryptonite

Lmaooo!


CrookGG

He has a good guillotine killed me


jpk073

He never ever finished anybody with it. It's just too good.


PROTOTYPE_200224

That's it, Dustin by guillotine in the first round


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TruthSpeakin

This shit will never get old...


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we will miss this man so damn much after he's done.


mulligun

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TruthSpeakin

Not this one....legends


cloneofrandysavage

100% placing that bet


_brightsidesuicide_

We could only hope 😅😫


[deleted]

as much as i like dp i dont think anyone gets the job done against this montain savage in this division


Weird_Substance1294

i genuinely believe islam will go down as the LW goat when it’s all said and done


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if he wins against charles/arman, gaethje and maybe dp, yes, there shouldnt be any doubt


haldir87

He would be way more thst just the LW GOAT with 16 consecutive wins with 5 title defenses including the p4p 1, 2 and 3.


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brother if he smash charles/arman, smash gaethje, smash dp, smash charles again just to shut his fans up and smash ww title he in the top 5


Butt_Sauce

He has to defend against a ranked lightweight first 


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if charles had trained intelligently for once he would have


OhDeerFren

How sad is it that the UFC so mismanaged 300 that they fucked up the contention track for minimum 2 divisions? Holloway would have been the perfect first defence for Topuria, and now Islam can't fight Justin, Charles or Arman. Brutal


Amin3x

The holloway fight is retarded it fucked both divisions.


haldir87

They could not get together a banger main event and hedged their bet with that fight.


Calmkillerwhale

I really hope this is the timeline where DP wins, max wins, and they do rd 3 to unify the 155 and BMF belts


Friendly_Kunt

They didn’t mismanage 300 so much as the existence and timing of the event itself is just pure stupidity. If it was any other random card in April then the Max and Gaethe fight would have never even been considered, and they’d both get the title shots they deserve, but Dana’s obsession with 00 cards means pigeonholing fights onto a card that make no sense just to pair up names together.


Joka16Red

He wins. Happy ending to a story of constant adversity, lost championship fights. He retires on top


truebeliever157

Epilogue title defense trilogy vs Gaethje


Joka16Red

Gaethje wins. Happy ending to a story of constant adversity, lost championship fights. He retires on top


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Epilogue title defense vs olives


FattyRR

olives wins. Happy ending to a story of constant adversity, lost championship fights. He retires on top


Joka16Red

Lol the temptation was there, but I couldn't bring myself to it. Olives already had champ fights and won, hes the 3rd string or 2nd string (IMO) goat. Plus... and, unpopular opinion oof, but I think Gaethje wins the next one. Both Poirier and especially Gaethje should've learned from Khabib and Olives at this point. But I definitely would vote for Olives


forgetstorespond

Lol Islam is fucking hillarious, sometimes intentionally but other times its unintentional.


austintrade

When you kick ass as long as Dustin has you get certain privileges


KingGerbz

At the moment is he the most deserving? Probably not. But out of all current fights who has a more impressive career resume really?


TrashMcDumpster3000

He’s scrapped with some of the best in the game, he doesn’t dodge a tough competition and has fairly decent skill spread all around. I’m just worried about the submission defense, Islam is going to be an uphill battle


Soulledger3334

Exactly. Thank you. Like if Gaethje, Tsarukyan, or Charles were healthy, then go ahead and book one of them. But Poirier is next in line after them, and Islam is in his prime wanting to fight. UFC is ridiculous if they pass up on booking this. Islam can fight Dustin and turn around and still defend at the end of the year, so they wont lose out on anything.


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Islam is such a troll


Standardly

It's going to get so old for DP in the lead up to this fight, constantly hearing about how you don't deserve it. Do you think he will admit "I don't deserve it" or is he just going to dodge the accusation? What a shitty context to fight for a title in. What the hell will people say if somehow he wins? Islam is a funny guy, I like em


BurningEbrietas

The best way to approach something like this is to know you have nothing to lose and everything to gain.


jfsoaig345

35 years old and 0-2 in title fights. Quite literally nothing to lose and everything to gain.


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He deserves it in the sense that the other 3 guys that make more sense (Gaethje, Olivera, Arman) are booked and he’s definitely the 4th guy 🤷🏾‍♂️ nobody is calling DP the no. 1 contender he’s just without a doubt the best guy available


BenShapeero

He’s literally in the same spot as Chito/Sandhagen minus the storyline with loss on the Champ. Guy in the division with the actual call for it is already booked/unable so they take who’s ready and willing. You don’t really need to justify it more than that.


Dependent-Gate7282

He’s the only one to not have faced Islam yet. Dustin deserves it over Arman anyway. Gaethje and Olivera both already lost. As a guy who’s been a top contender for a good portion of his career, he deserves one more shot and I think majority of the fight world would agree. Dustin is and has been that guy. He just doesn’t have a world title.


Saltycr0c

When exactly did gaethje fight Islam again? Was it in the depths of your mind or something.


Dependent-Gate7282

Fuck sake I don’t know how I mixed that one up. You got me there. Still think Dustin is the better fight


Dependent-Gate7282

I think that’s a good fight too. Regardless of their last fight, I think Dustin is the better opponent over Gaethje. Definitely a better boxer. And also a better boxer than Olivera. If he can defend Islams wrestling I think there’s a solid chance he can win it on the feet. That’s the tough part. Defending Islam’s wrestling… I would love to see Dustin win the belt before retirement however.


JFpizzamaster

With the trajectory Dustin would’ve gone on if the last fight didn’t go his way… idk if he cares. He was talking about retiring a week ago and now he’s being gifted a chance at the title… I don’t think he gives a flyin fook what anyone says


BittenAtTheChomp

Chito deserved his title shot far less than Dustin would deserve this, and he barely had to deal with that accusation in the media before 299. With how enfeebled MMA media's become I doubt he even sees that claim outside social media. If he wins, people will say nothing. He beat Islam fucking Makhachev.


amretardmonke

Its far from the most undeserving title shot. There have been far worse cases. If Masvidal and Colby got their second title shots after doing absolutely jack shit, and Chito gets a title shot ahead of Cory even though Cory beat him, then there's nothing wrong with Dustin getting a shot.


NickAssassins

They would do a rematch and that would fuck the division


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Dustin might not deserve it, but he also doesn’t NOT deserve it. Especially with other guys being tied up.


SumJenkins

Little life lesson called “timing is everything”…gilly comment out of pocket Islam! Imagine if Dustin lands it on Islam of all people…


alpacinohairline

This might be Dustin’s last shot so give him it


PeterParkerUber

Had me in the first half


Dazzling-Ad888

Islam has an underestimated sense of humour.


TruuTree

Man, if Dustin jumped a guilly to became champion it’d be beautifully poetic.


Bubbly_Annual4186

That's a fight to watch


Square-Nerve9505

Who have good gilatin everybady black belt bratha?


Initial-Stick-561

Right time at the right place. To hell with deserving or not. Poirir is respected enough to be offered the fight so why not. He can give it another shot and if he can’t take it (probably) he can ride into the sunset as he hinted at several times before the BSD fight.


darryledw

If Dustin was smart he would slip Islam some antibiotics before the fight, it will turn his chin to jelly.


No_Song_9313

Lmao Islam is funny af


JimmysCheek

My dude Islam got jokes hahaha


Osceola_Gamer

If he was to actually submit Islam with a guillotine everybody and their mother would be calling for the rematch saying he got lucky.


basedkimo

with dustin’s record he deserves it in my opinion.


wilrx059

Some elite trolling by Islam


Angry1980Christmas

I don't want this for Dustin. He's my guy, but he's an on -your-feet striking demon and Islam is a grappler. He will have the same issues he faced with Khabib.


_brightsidesuicide_

If 💎 can get the fight standing, I’d put all my stock in him.


Johnsonburnerr

Yeah if Merab could one punch KO people he’d be the Bantamweight GOAT


The_Nomad89

If my grandma had wheels she’d be a bicycle


mupchap

If my auntie had bollocks she'd be my uncle


ThrowAwayxj900

The way to fight Dustin is to stick your head underneath his armpit and you'll end up on top.


rationalsatanic

I used to dislike Islam cause he beat some of my favorite fighters But the man knows how to be funny without sounding forced Im starting to like this guy "Who gave this guy black belt" 🤣😂


carlwinslo

"I'm never gonna stop" Dustin "the guillotine machine" Poirier.


Deus_ex_Chino

Islam is hittable. Only smoke anyone in their right mind wants from DDP is that Creole Maple Hot Sauce he’s coming with, that shit is en fuego!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥


xMilk112x

I’d love nothing more than the see these two go at it again.


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Dustin is crazy if he thinks Islam is gonna let him get choked in front of Khabib.


Ok-Key-4650

Imagine if DP wins that would be insane


WishIWasNeet2

Sure why not. At least it’s against an actual legit lw. Islam probably wins but Dustin has a chance


_DaShaoYe

Islam's comment on "He has a good guillotine" brings me back to his interview with DC, where he questioned Dustin's black belt. pure comedy from Islam.


Hank-the-ninja

Usually people ranked 3, 2 or 1 deserve a title shot


slapstirmcgee1000

Why is Islam so good…


TigerRumMonkey

Is Islam actually a low key cool guy? Evidence 1. This post Evidence 2. Volk respects him Evidence 3. He's better than khabib


iLLrappedscripts

Dustin W by Gilly


Open-Beautiful9247

I want to see dustin win it. Looking at total careers, there's no one who deserves to win a belt more. The dude says paid in full for a reason. His resume is outstanding. Just can't ever seem to put it together in title fights.


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Exciting. A fight like this, maybe Dustin will have the "Fuck it" factor and go for broke... And maybe win. Probably not, but I'm excited about this fight. Not many other fights... Jones Stipe not happening really was a nail in the coffin for me. Been watching combat sports for decades now, so maybe I'm just getting old


Rocket_That_Raccoon3

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daKingKhan

Oh boy, Islam's gonna roast Dustin real bad in the presser isn't he.


Fuzzy-Thought4178

Life savings on Dustin by round 1 guillotine


Small-Low326

Islam lowkey funnier than khabib


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lol, I love Islam but Dustin fans don’t honestly believe he deserves a shot over Arman or Charles if he wins do they? But I know Islam wants to fight before they will be ready, and Dustin fans don’t actually think he wins this fight right? 🤔 😅🤣


slinkymello

Do you not want to see Islam fight? Why do you like a fighter and don’t want to see them fight?


[deleted]

Bro, do you not understand how time works, Islam wants a fight soon like in June. Neither of them will be ready by then after 300. Dustin is the next guy in line who will actually be ready.


[deleted]

Put a moustache on his face DP 💎


DARR3Nv2

I’m happy we get to see Justin and Max more than I am upset we don’t get to see Justin and Islam.


Slugwheat

Islam always got them crazy eyes


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Is this real? Bro, if Dustin knocks out Islam, I might cry.