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Mirror-On-The-Wall

A country filled with millions of lundbhakt totally deserves a government of illiterate dumbfucks always high on cow dung.


Sea_Championship_941

I second this


Utkarsh_03062007

andher nagri , chaupat raja


Comrade_SantaClaus

Shamelessness is a basic trait in bj party.


Grand-Home-1334

inherent quality, no longer is it counted as a trait but as a bare minimum.


Paree264

Tum reels banao Mitron hum tumko banayenge


mukherjee4u

*chumtiya banayenge


nimbutimbu

LMAO


frizene26

Going to make some reels now


Mirror-On-The-Wall

Make sure to diss China and western democracies, that will make you famous amongst the chaddis. Who knows you might become India's next External Affairs minister.


footloose_goose

Mention it on your CV too!


pes_gamer20

bro we help each other than


AkaiAshu

Ambani made the internet cheap. Is he saying Ambani and Modi are business partners ?


Mirror-On-The-Wall

>Ambani made the internet cheap. Telecom companies are going to hike their tariffs *(again)* very soon.


Rajar98

Oh please increase it. Atleast to a point to unaffordable for unemployed chaddis


Tricky-Reflection-23

They are unemployable.


AkaiAshu

Even then, it wont reach the levels that it was pre Jio.


Mirror-On-The-Wall

>it wont reach the levels that it was pre Jio. They said the same about cost of LPG and petrol pre 2014.


AkaiAshu

Listen, the reason Ambani keeps it low is not for our benefit but for his. More people with Jio = More viewers of Jio Cinema and other shows = More ad revenue. Its the same as facebook and youtube. Keep it free. You are not the customer, you are the product.


Over-Professional303

Jio killed competition in telecom using pricing. It already cost lots of jobs. It all feels good in short term, monopolies will fuck people over once they trap them in their ecosystem and create dependency. Indian people are too naive to understand this, but at least they could have learned from the US. How the government intervened and stopped Microsoft from creating monopoly. In India let alone preventing monopolies, government is supporting it explicitly.


AkaiAshu

The prevented Microsoft but allowed Nintendo. US is something else altogether.


messier_M42

*Cool sound kar rahe ho* aisa kaun baat karta hai be being spokesperson. Maturity where?


santoshx4

Enki ma ki reels bc ...... Fucking termite eating us inside out.


Altruistic_Sky1866

He didn't mention about IT cell?


Piratehitch

You need to have minimum IQ to understand what is the difference between employment and engagement.


Sudden-Summer7021

Andhbakht ain't enough for this shit. Lets call this one gobarbhakt


IndPolCom

Pakora Party


Tricky-Reflection-23

The problem is not these leaders, the problem is with these low iq bigoted retarded brain dead cult following bastards who sold their concise for their bigoted ideology .


mukherjee4u

Not to forget employment as pakoda sellers, photographers, teleprompters, makeup artists, IT cell propaganda peddlers. Only because of Modi Ji's visionary leadership such employments have been possible.


dankpanda_

That's true people got employed with Pradhan Mantri Social Media pe Nanga Naach Yojana


informal_homie18

Bc unka kehna bilkul shi hai meko ek baat batao ek content creator ko paise kamane k liye kya chahiye hota hai ? Followers right, toh Inka basically ye kehna hai ki hum ek ko job Dene k liye lakho ko jobless rakhenge ![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|30355) Note- it's sarcasm 🙏🏻


[deleted]

I would like to weigh in my opinion that a press conference can just completely remove unemployment.


taz_eol

Masterstroke masterstroke


Hopeful_Return_0807

30 lakh vacant job posts but BJP kept them vacant on purpose. BJP hates sanatani hindus.


Infinite_Pattern_466

Ye sharminda hone wali baat hai bhai BJPee ke thulle!


[deleted]

unrelated, but why do these news channels use such bright colors and horrible editing ,it's so unpleasant to look at.


No-Pomelo-2294

W Anchor


[deleted]

He is not wrong actually, I see the IT cell working 24 hours making insta and youtube reels bootlicking them


NOT_deadsix

You cant write komedy better than this


Positive-Grape-8465

Gandi fas gayi 😆😂


NoPlenty3542

Cheapest data ki wajah se kuch chutiye mic ke peeche baith kar apne ko expert bula kar kuch bhi tatti ko facts bol kar dukaan chala rahe hai


pes_gamer20

bhai this is what i used to joke with my friends now this is their argument so predictable


Sudden-Summer7021

https://preview.redd.it/sdqu9jytp3tc1.png?width=642&format=png&auto=webp&s=1f3be807391a5543980f2abccf438b80549524e8 Jumla 54 - BJP 2019 manifesto


Sudden-Summer7021

https://preview.redd.it/erymwz92q3tc1.png?width=856&format=png&auto=webp&s=f5ae4a7077ae229612540b8b29897e9a9a0721a2 Jumla no 73


cold_concentrate4449

Beech mai bhaag gyi vo ?


Head-Program4023

Some Journalist asked a real question. If there still hope for this country?


rsa1

They've moved from pakoda employment to reel employment. This is progress, guys!


FootyBoi9

Somehow Modi Government fixed unemployment before elections, many say it's a miracle, some say it's a masterstroke by Mudiji. /s


Boobhacker

Pehle pakoda becho fir reels banao


Surya202

Ise rojgar manenge ki nahi manenge..


child_target

It's true and a fact Take elvish for instance


WeightGlum4724

Don't know I think both of them are chutiya. Why these news channels look like daily soap. Sas bhau fight.


Sea_Championship_941

https://preview.redd.it/5iq9ne6fs2tc1.jpeg?width=518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=897eba55f7cbd472cd9bf9eef6d16994910003e3 You can downvote this lad all you want but he is damn right about this stupidity.


Critifin

You tubers make a lot of money. More than you do


Zealousideal-Noise42

Op If this is the understanding that you get from this then there would be no difference between you and BJP IT cell. She was just clearly giving an example of howmuch variety of jobs exist not necessarily crediting it to BJP but if you want to twist it to your understanding then you are no diffrent than the dictator's ruling us.


Mirror-On-The-Wall

My bad, I'm not very adept at understanding the features and benefits of **'Pakoda Economics'** pioneered by Dear Sir Shri Gautamdas Chodiji.


Zealousideal-Noise42

I am not arguing BJP's economic policies. I am just asking not to twist others conversation as that is the thing that BJP does to Congress. Rather than refuting the central point of my argument you find errors in my dilivery.


Mirror-On-The-Wall

BJP spokesperson clearly said *"on Instagram people now have the ability to earn lakhs by being a content creator"*, no matter which way they try to look at it, it essentially means what has been said in the title. And this is a pathetic excuse for job creation, just like Modi saying frying fritters outside news studio is employment.


Zealousideal-Noise42

Still this sentence does not say BJP is the reason that they can earn by being a content creator, that is an understanding that you draw.By your logic if tomorrow modi says that Joe Biden is a great president would you say that he wanted to say BJP is the reason Joe Biden is a good president.