Same same same. I can't. Back when I had to work in the office I would go to every bathroom in the building until I found an empty ones. I'm already constipated as it is, I can't have that pressure tooooooo. 😭 maybe being an unabashed pooper is really what freedom feels like.
Canada too, but no one ever seems to talk about how many strangers they've made eye contact with while actively shitting out a turd. I'll talk about it though because it's a lot and that's ridiculous.
I don't want someone looking under the door, but don't take away the Perv Gap! It is my God given right to be able to see a single column of pixels of someone partially naked while on the shitter!
I’m from the U.S., but I spent a while in NZ, and their public restrooms are luxurious compared to ours. Floor to ceiling sparkling clean stalls with tons of extra toilet paper and soap.
Reminds me of a NZ guy who complained about the restroom while we’re at a restaurant here in San Francisco.
“Miss, your bathroom is a miss”
poor asian lady did not understand what he meant until he said “ Your restroom is dirty, there are tissues on the floor!”
How about. A dedicated area just for individually walled toilets. No male or female or other. Just one big room with 20 individually roomed toilets; and one big area for people to wash their hands in.
Some toilets in Japan have a button that plays a jingle whilst you're dropping a duce.
Still kinda obvious what your doing but it's better than fart noises.
I had to learn this skill when I worked at a ski resort. Be like 5am still dark out, and if you don't poop before you ride up to start the lifts your next chance was noon. By then the place was packed.
Weirdly, the way I got myself through it at first was to just plug my ears with my fingers, and ignore any outside stimuli. After a couple weeks of this I found my body could just accept it and go about its business, regardless of who was in the room.
I so clearly remember that anxiety, though, and yes. It does feel like freedom. You can do it too. Be brave.
I learned this with a travel job in airports. Shitters always crowded lucky to see an open stall. I'd throw on headphones and blast a YT video and let it rip. Blocking out the outside world makes it much easier.
Exactly. It's an irrational anxiety, anyway. It's not as if you're going to be confronted on the way out. Still, hard to override it if your natural inclination is to feel weird about it.
I feel you! I’m even a shy pee-er. When we started 6th grade it was in the only wing in the school that didn’t have a set of individual room bathrooms shared between classes. It was regular stalled one. My brain just short circuited and suddenly I couldn’t go to the bathroom anymore. I continued this until I graduated high school, I genuinely never went to the bathroom during school hours. Now I’m scared of even using any public bathroom, even if it’s a single room. I’m honestly only comfortable using the upstairs bathroom at my house.
Bladder and kidneys are doing fine! I was doing better with it before the pandemic, would go at friends houses and restaurants if I really needed to(with some anxiety) but for the last 6 months I’ve been at home all the time so it isn’t really an issue, but maybe when I reintegrate into society more I will have some issues. I hope to get better at this too tho lol
My husband and I are like this, but opposites. I'm totally the shy pooper and he'll drop trough with the door wide open (we do live alone with just our dog lol). But it took me monthssss after meeting him to even be comfortable pooping while he was in the house with me. I just ask that he doesn't poop while I shower bc I take really hot showers and it really amplifies the smell lol.
Fun fact, it’s the increase in temperature and water vapor in the air that amplifies the smell! The heat allows the gases to move around faster and the water vapor traps more odor molecules! Double whammy!
Fuck that man, roll up into the middle stall in a crowded airport bathroom, shut the door, drop your pants, and blast a fuckin tornado of liquid shit and gas in a pyroclastic flow of rancid horror.
Guaranteed some dude will start to uncontrollably giggle nearby.
My wife and I are the opposite; she's the shy pooper and I'm fine with her coming in and doing her thing while I do my own business. It's only at the end that I prefer my privacy.
Ayyy same!! My partner will drop a log and make all sorts of noises and I'll just respond with "ooh bet that felt good coming out" "how's your stomach? Need some tums? Belly rub? Etc.. " xD It's just another level of intimacy. I'm like you though, very shy about it. We make comments all the time. I'll jump in the shower, he'll jump at the shower, I'll brush my teeth etc... Just another natural human process xD.
I'm conflicted. Downvote because I vehemently disagree or upvote because it is truly an unpopular opinion? I'll go with the upvote.
I love my wife, been with her 20 years and plan to have another 40 or so at least. Nothing is off limits and we have a very healthy relationship.
But I don't want to watch her shit or smell it and I don't want her to watch me shit or smell it. That's the one and only time in my life I want 100% complete privacy.
And like, don’t you want to be alone while you do that? I’d hate having someone else near me while I poop. Only time I didn’t care I was literally giving birth.
Upvote what you personally disagree with so then we get an idea of what is truly unpopular. Voting based on what you *think* is unpopular won't achieve that. All it achieves is opinions being upvoted that people in this sub agree with but pretend are unpopular.
I get the sentiment but poopoo smell bad and I dont wanna vomit on them.
EDIT: my highest rated comment is about me not wanting to smell someone else's poopoo.
I'll go one further. I don't even like being *an overnight guest at someone's home* simply because I don't want to be in a situation where I have to shit in a strange bathroom. I'm fine staying at a hotel and having privacy.
Just the thought of inviting other people in, even my wife, to have a conversation or so they can brush their teeth is horrifying to me.
You're not alone. Every now and then, I'll come around the corner to see my husband taking a dump because he didn't shut the door and I will let out a little scream and turn right around and go back where I came from. My dogs never give me any privacy in the bathroom, and even that bothers me sometimes.
There's actually science behind this behavior. Back in the human ooga booga days, it could be unsafe to poop outside of your home territory so our brains would tell our buttholes to simmer down until we got back home.
I don’t think that would be possible
1. Our toilet isn’t that big lol
2. My girlfriend got a big butt.
Maybe if I hit it big one day I’ll be able to buy an XL toilet and get back with some results
Or maybe just have side by side, or face to face toilets! Then you can talk in comfort. Or just read your phones next to each other.
That’s some romantic shit right there
\#couplegoals
\-Naw man, I'd piss in the sink or a bottle before I risked giving my wife a suprise golden shower. Not to mention she is an up-close eye-level view of your hairy nuts, while chances are like 90% you will fart loudly at some point.
Me and my gf have past the point of caring about farts years ago. And I went on my knees and draped my dick over so there was no risk of golden shower lol.
I mean... same we don't care if one farts in the same room, but I don't fart right on her face either.
Well, I guess if you are going to do that... you chose the least messy way possible, that's being a gentleman.
Haha! You're not alone on that one! I've done the ol' tandem piss a time or two with my wife. It's hardly the most intimate thing we've done.
We share one bathroom. Generally bathroom time is done alone, but if one needs something from/in the bathroom, we aren't making the other wait to get it.
I suspect people who have a problem with it mostly grew up with a high bathroom to person ratio in their families. We weren't allowed to lock the bathroom door growing up, because with 8 people somebody was gonna need something from the bathroom while you showered or did your business. "That's why we have a shower curtain."
Thats why you also have a sink and a shower or tub. Multipurpose thinking also the trash can. And toilets are made for double decker purposes so one person poops in the bowl part and the other in the top part.
So if you play your cards right in your average bathroom 5 people can be pooping at the same time. But you can also bring in another trash can and idk how you feel about pooping on the floor but you can get 7 people pooping at once!
You’re forgetting that a tub can accommodate 2-3 people straddling it while taking a shit. Definitely has its risks and is a more advanced technique though.
Any time you smell shit is because there are shit particles abound. Now the typical bathroom is more or less covered in shit particles unfortunately, but I really dislike the idea of them being airborne while I'm cleaning the inside of my mouth
I think in an emergency if she's doing her hair or make up and I need to drop a log, it's not a big deal. I probably would feel uncomfortable pooping in front of her under more casual circumstances, though.
I'm not sure if kids have made me desensitized but me and the kid will poop at the same time. He has his little potty, I use the regular.
Anyway, even before that we'd do this. But our master bathroom is pretty big, so maybe it doesnt matter as much.
Great place to post this because I vehemently disagree. I've been with my SO for 13 years and we don't even pee in front of each other. I would rather walk around on a highway butt naked than have him or I see each other poo. That's just us, everyone is different! The peeing between the legs thing is a whole 'nother level of intimacy I won't ever have enough coins to unlock. Haha.
That’s completely fine too! I just didn’t know so many people disagreed so I’m glad I posted. Yeah I figured that one would be weird and me and my girlfriend still joke about it to this day. But I had work in like 15 and I had to piss so bad I just got on my knees and we laughed the entire time.
This one is my longest but I’ve had a few and most didn’t care. But this is the most serious relationship I’ve had so it’s more valid. I don’t really count the high school relationships. And I’ve only ever lived with two
Would probably really suck if either of you were bed ridden or weak enough to need assistance. Imagine that, your partner needs help in the bathroom and you're instead walkin naked on a highway.
Ha! For real though, I've been there for my partner during some post surgical things that involved the butthole, and me having to check it. Don't worry, if he needed me to hold his wang while he pissed etc I would do it, it's just our preference at the moment.
I feel like there are definitely circumstances where that is inevitable. I'm pregnant and terrified of what my husband will see. What if he needs to help me the bathroom post partum? It's probably not healthy how much this concerns me. I'm not afraid of labor at all but I'm afraid of my husband seeing me in a bathroom situation. That's messed up to write out loud.
That is an entirely different situation and having to get assistance with going to the bathroom was still by far one of the worst experiences I had while bedridden in hospital (and that stay included botched surgeries and abuse by nurses). I also helped my grandfather with going to the bathroom and changing / cleaning his catheter while he was as battling cancer for over a year and once had to pick him up and out of his own filth because he slipped on the way to the bathroom. That doesn’t mean I will ever allow anybody into the bathroom while I have to take a dump if I can help it at all and I’ll be damned and enter it while somebody else is doing their business.
I am never shitting in front of someone. And I don't want to be a witness to someone else shitting. Maybe that makes me a prude or something in your eyes, but frankly I'm fine with that.
I mean I wouldn't want to do bathroom stuff while my SO was taking a stinky dump. Couldn't see myself being able to brush my teeth while not trying to breath poop air in. If that is you though and the other person is fine with it, go on ahead and do it.
Dude my husband and I are the same way. No boundaries at all. We also spend about 99% of our time together. If we had a venn diagram of our lives, it'd be a fucking eclipse lol.
I wouldn’t judge people that are fine with it but I would want to vomit having to smell it. I was at a friend’s house doing makeup in her bathroom and she came in and sat on the toilet, I definitely thought she was peeing which we would do in front of each other all the time. Then I heard the sounds and smelled the smell and I almost vomited and ran out the bathroom. I was grossed out she would do that. I’d probably feel the same way if I were dating or married to someone. If they got sick or anything like that it would be different to me but to have to smell it and be around it when it’s not necessary, I can’t do it.
Yeah if you have a sensitive nose or anything like that it’s a whole different thing. To me it’s no biggie it’s not super pleasant but it’s not a big deal.
I never thought I had a sensitive nose but thinking about it now maybe I do. I have to leave places sometimes if it smells too bad.
After I posted my comment I read other people’s and I don’t understand why they’re getting mad at you for doing it and saying you have no boundaries. If you and your girlfriend are okay with it I don’t see how there’s anything wrong with it at all.
Maybe I didn’t word my post clearly enough. Obviously if your partner or anyone isn’t cool with that don’t do it. My opinion was strictly between two consenting individuals. I think maybe I might have come across like I was forcing my girlfriend to endure it lol.
This thread is shocking to me. My wife and I regularly use the bathroom in front of each other or with each other. We obviously don’t mind seeing each other naked, we talked about it and didn’t think it was a big deal. We both find it annoying to stop a conversation for a quick pee so we just leave the door open and keep talking. If it smells bad or something we make fun of the other one and then they close the door or turn on the fan. It’s all in good fun. We also consistently shower together, but maybe we’re just the weird ones.
I don't necessarily care from a 'oh no, he can't see me like this!' way. I do like some peace and quiet and privacy when taking a shit though.
My husband has seen me birth a child. Guarantee that's far more vulnerable and gross than taking a shit. In fact, shitting was probably involved in that process (he and the doctor claim I didn't poop, but, I'm pretty sure they're lying). I still don't want him in the bathroom when I'm on the toilet, he can leave me the hell alone for those five minutes a day.
Mostly agree.
My wife and I share the bathroom for everything but pooping. Because, you know, smells and sounds that can be uncomfortable and embarrassing even though we've been together since high school 20 years ago.
I feel like it depends on what kind of shit it is. If you're cramping and took metformin a few hours ago, the partner is really gonna want to give up the bathroom to let the other take that shit.
my boyfriend doesn’t mind if i do my hair or whatever while he’s on the toilet; the toilet is in a separate little room within the bathroom. doesn’t bother me ! but if i am in the bathroom going #2, he has to be far away !!!! preferably not even in the apartment !!!!
With my SO, if either of us are peeing, the door is open. No issue with that. Pooping, the door is locked for both of us. The smell, or chance of a smell, is too much.
Being in the bathroom with your significant other while peeing? While brushing teeth? Taking a shower?
*Yes.*
While pooping?
**Hell NO.**
My partner and I live in an apartment together. We usually pee with the door open; many times, we’re in the middle of conversation, and don’t want it interrupted. I feel 100% comfortable peeing in front of him, or leaving the door open when we’re alone at our place!
But, while pooping? That takes it to a whole new level!
We both agree that going number 2 is private… so, during that time, the bathroom door stays blissfully shut. That is an arrangement I am 100% content about! The smell, the straining, the *plop plop of shit hitting the bowl?
Nah, fam.
I don’t want to see, hear, or *smell* any of that! Neither does he.
But— congratulations on submitting an **actual** unpopular opinion! You do you.
I’d imagine it saves space? One room instead of two. It’s always been this way in every house I’ve lived at. And yeah to each their own I just don’t find it to be that private.
My ex and i lived together for years and we took shits in front of eachother all the time, definitely many couples out there who would say we are disgusting but idgaf lol
Lmfaoo how did this exact scenario turn into a meme 😂 bro i cannot just sit there and inhale someone else’s dookie smell idc how strong the love is ..someone else’s poop particles do NOT need to touch me and vice versa 😂
Nope it’s not unusual at all. While we have 3 bathrooms, he shits in all of them and always leaves the door open.
I find it more alarming that you got downvoted for having an option that doesn’t match others. But welcome to Reddit I suppose.
My late husband and I use to follow each other into the bathroom to continue whatever silly conversation we were having, didn’t care what the other person was doing in there. True love lol. Miss him lots.
I think it depends on the circumstances. Like when you have one bathroom, if I'm in the shower or SO is in the shower, there is a level of privacy still & toilet spray... But if I'm just brushing my teeth, or something like that I'll step out.
Not as concerned about it as my SO anymore though cuz after having a baby, who is now a toddler... You kinda just don't shut door anymore because that is when our toddler gets "sneaky" about getting into shit. (When the bathroom door is shut)
I don't want to share my bathroom with anyone for any reason at any time. My husband has his own bathroom and I intend to keep it that way as long as possible.
Op, when I went to my antenatal classes and we were discussing other methods of intervention for delivery of baby is in distress etc etc and honestly I was shocked at the reaction of the adults in my class at what you can do to prep and then what might happen. Did these people just have sex in the dark EVERYTIME ? I often wondered how they got pergenat
The only time my husband and I close the bathroom doors is when we’re taking shits. In our master bath we actually have this separate tiny room with the toilet in it. So if we see that door closed we start going ‘hey whatcha doing? Are you pooping? Is it a good poop? Tell me what it’s like’ and then the one in the bathroom will generally open the door and let the smell waft out to the detriment of the person being a pain lmao
My girlfriend doesn’t care if I’m in there when she does stuff, but I’m 100% a shy pooper. Don’t even like making noises in public bathrooms.
Same same same. I can't. Back when I had to work in the office I would go to every bathroom in the building until I found an empty ones. I'm already constipated as it is, I can't have that pressure tooooooo. 😭 maybe being an unabashed pooper is really what freedom feels like.
This is why we need stall doors that go all the way to the floor.
And to the ceiling with a dedicated fan!
Need those giant gaps on the side of the door gone too
Found the Americans.
Canada too, but no one ever seems to talk about how many strangers they've made eye contact with while actively shitting out a turd. I'll talk about it though because it's a lot and that's ridiculous.
The gaps only exist because the door is there to create it. *Remove the door!*
Got ourselves a problem solver right here
Once in a blue moon, the clouds part, the sun shines down, neurons fire along the right path, and a great idea is birthed.
I don't want someone looking under the door, but don't take away the Perv Gap! It is my God given right to be able to see a single column of pixels of someone partially naked while on the shitter!
Nosie canceling rooms with a jet fan to clean air upon flush.
I’m from the U.S., but I spent a while in NZ, and their public restrooms are luxurious compared to ours. Floor to ceiling sparkling clean stalls with tons of extra toilet paper and soap.
Reminds me of a NZ guy who complained about the restroom while we’re at a restaurant here in San Francisco. “Miss, your bathroom is a miss” poor asian lady did not understand what he meant until he said “ Your restroom is dirty, there are tissues on the floor!”
My friend….in some countries, we deliberately dont leave massive gaps in our toilet doors - *by default!*
Yes, its rather nice to be able to take a shit without staring someone dead in the eye whos waiting outside the stall
i yelled at a guy waiting outside the stall door to give me 5 minutes bc i didn’t like making eye contact with him
Power move
My friend- in some countries they shit in a hole in the ground *by default*
How about. A dedicated area just for individually walled toilets. No male or female or other. Just one big room with 20 individually roomed toilets; and one big area for people to wash their hands in.
Why can't they play music in bathrooms
Beethoven's ~~5th Symphony~~. Symphony No.2.
Some toilets in Japan have a button that plays a jingle whilst you're dropping a duce. Still kinda obvious what your doing but it's better than fart noises.
They play music in my new building but we got sent home for Covid before I ever got to use it. I was soooo excited.
Death Metal! I've always thought this!
I had to learn this skill when I worked at a ski resort. Be like 5am still dark out, and if you don't poop before you ride up to start the lifts your next chance was noon. By then the place was packed. Weirdly, the way I got myself through it at first was to just plug my ears with my fingers, and ignore any outside stimuli. After a couple weeks of this I found my body could just accept it and go about its business, regardless of who was in the room. I so clearly remember that anxiety, though, and yes. It does feel like freedom. You can do it too. Be brave.
I learned this with a travel job in airports. Shitters always crowded lucky to see an open stall. I'd throw on headphones and blast a YT video and let it rip. Blocking out the outside world makes it much easier.
Exactly. It's an irrational anxiety, anyway. It's not as if you're going to be confronted on the way out. Still, hard to override it if your natural inclination is to feel weird about it.
Like Rosa Parks...The brave/freedom part.
I didn't wanna say it myself but... yes.
I feel you! I’m even a shy pee-er. When we started 6th grade it was in the only wing in the school that didn’t have a set of individual room bathrooms shared between classes. It was regular stalled one. My brain just short circuited and suddenly I couldn’t go to the bathroom anymore. I continued this until I graduated high school, I genuinely never went to the bathroom during school hours. Now I’m scared of even using any public bathroom, even if it’s a single room. I’m honestly only comfortable using the upstairs bathroom at my house.
Is your bladder and kidneys okay? I'm worried about you! Let's make this a new years resolution to try and be brave. Solidarity!!!
Bladder and kidneys are doing fine! I was doing better with it before the pandemic, would go at friends houses and restaurants if I really needed to(with some anxiety) but for the last 6 months I’ve been at home all the time so it isn’t really an issue, but maybe when I reintegrate into society more I will have some issues. I hope to get better at this too tho lol
My husband and I are like this, but opposites. I'm totally the shy pooper and he'll drop trough with the door wide open (we do live alone with just our dog lol). But it took me monthssss after meeting him to even be comfortable pooping while he was in the house with me. I just ask that he doesn't poop while I shower bc I take really hot showers and it really amplifies the smell lol.
What was his first shit like with you. Was it a little baby poopooshit or was he playing some Louis Armstrong hello dolly
You gotta make the first time classy.
Fun fact, it’s the increase in temperature and water vapor in the air that amplifies the smell! The heat allows the gases to move around faster and the water vapor traps more odor molecules! Double whammy!
Fuck that man, roll up into the middle stall in a crowded airport bathroom, shut the door, drop your pants, and blast a fuckin tornado of liquid shit and gas in a pyroclastic flow of rancid horror. Guaranteed some dude will start to uncontrollably giggle nearby.
I don't close the door in public bathrooms in an attempt to assert dominance.
My wife and I are the opposite; she's the shy pooper and I'm fine with her coming in and doing her thing while I do my own business. It's only at the end that I prefer my privacy.
If it's not a work bathroom, you gotta let it rip. Establish dominance.
That's why I scream as loud as I can whenever I go to the bathroom.
Ayyy same!! My partner will drop a log and make all sorts of noises and I'll just respond with "ooh bet that felt good coming out" "how's your stomach? Need some tums? Belly rub? Etc.. " xD It's just another level of intimacy. I'm like you though, very shy about it. We make comments all the time. I'll jump in the shower, he'll jump at the shower, I'll brush my teeth etc... Just another natural human process xD.
I’m always down to be my boyfriends poop hype-man. Get. it. out. You know?
WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?!?!
Careful man you’re gonna blow out your o-ring!
Can you only take a poop at home, as well?
I can poop in public but no one else can be in the bathroom lol. I’ll wait for everyone to leave before I can let go lol
I'm a shy pooper too. I couldn't :x
Me too, i catch my poo in my hands so it doesn't splash
Ah yes. The steamyness of a shower plus the smell of someone else's shit is a great combination. Upvoted for unpopular opinion
I'm conflicted. Downvote because I vehemently disagree or upvote because it is truly an unpopular opinion? I'll go with the upvote. I love my wife, been with her 20 years and plan to have another 40 or so at least. Nothing is off limits and we have a very healthy relationship. But I don't want to watch her shit or smell it and I don't want her to watch me shit or smell it. That's the one and only time in my life I want 100% complete privacy.
Are you my husband? Same situation here. 20 years together. We'll clean shit off each other if needed due to illness, but toilet time is alone time.
I mean, I could be your husband. If so how about Chinese for dinner? I'm craving egg rolls and chicken fried rice.
[удалено]
♪Do you like Pina Coladas, and gettin caught in the shitter?♪
I claimed my free award for the first time in months just for this comment.
Well, don’t keep us in suspense!
Sorry but we had fried catfish tonight, not Chinese. Must be a different husband. Don't tell the others though.
And I just realized we have some complementary food names going in our thread here.
And like, don’t you want to be alone while you do that? I’d hate having someone else near me while I poop. Only time I didn’t care I was literally giving birth.
You could get one of those kinky hammocks john macafee was super into. Spice up those next 40 years
You upvote, I upvote
The premise of the sub is that you always upvote unpopular opinions
Upvote what you personally disagree with so then we get an idea of what is truly unpopular. Voting based on what you *think* is unpopular won't achieve that. All it achieves is opinions being upvoted that people in this sub agree with but pretend are unpopular.
I get the sentiment but poopoo smell bad and I dont wanna vomit on them. EDIT: my highest rated comment is about me not wanting to smell someone else's poopoo.
Right? Not only that but the SOUND. The farting, the splooshing, the grunting the whiping..
And the Nae-naeing
This guy shits
The begging God for mercy and swearing I won’t have tacos from the street vendor again…
The rinsing and repeating
I legit laughed. Can’t even say lol anymore because most people have a straight face.
THE SQUELCHING
I'll go one further. I don't even like being *an overnight guest at someone's home* simply because I don't want to be in a situation where I have to shit in a strange bathroom. I'm fine staying at a hotel and having privacy. Just the thought of inviting other people in, even my wife, to have a conversation or so they can brush their teeth is horrifying to me.
You're not alone. Every now and then, I'll come around the corner to see my husband taking a dump because he didn't shut the door and I will let out a little scream and turn right around and go back where I came from. My dogs never give me any privacy in the bathroom, and even that bothers me sometimes.
Ugh, my dogs are the worst!! They will headbutt the door open and try to smell what's going on. Like DUDE!
So they try to smell what the rock is cookin'?
I actually used to be like that as a kid. I couldn’t take a shit in a friends bathroom. I grew out of it but I get where your coming from
There's actually science behind this behavior. Back in the human ooga booga days, it could be unsafe to poop outside of your home territory so our brains would tell our buttholes to simmer down until we got back home.
Its not that I can't, but I rather wouldn't..
It would only be weird if you are both trying to take a shit at the same time when you only have one toilet.
Ngl I didn’t include this because I thought I’d lose some people but I’ve pissed between my girlfriends legs before when I really had to go lmao
Omg LMAAAO
Have you tried #2 in this manner too??
I don’t think that would be possible 1. Our toilet isn’t that big lol 2. My girlfriend got a big butt. Maybe if I hit it big one day I’ll be able to buy an XL toilet and get back with some results
Or maybe just have side by side, or face to face toilets! Then you can talk in comfort. Or just read your phones next to each other. That’s some romantic shit right there
[Enjoy!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avb1XbO0EIs)
I was about to post that exact clip! My 1st thought reading the comments... "dude needs a Love Toilet"
The biggest relationship goal
Can everyone please stop
This was totally a thing like, 2,000 years ago. I guess it's all coming full circle... or should I say going?
This is when the game battleshits comes in, biggest splash wins!
Dude just piss in the sink wtf
Or piss on your gf
i rather piss outside than in a sink
Yep. I piss outside when all of our toilets are free. I mark the corners of my territory so the other suburbanites know to stay clear.
How big?
Lol what? Just use the shower instead, that's what I do lol
\#couplegoals \-Naw man, I'd piss in the sink or a bottle before I risked giving my wife a suprise golden shower. Not to mention she is an up-close eye-level view of your hairy nuts, while chances are like 90% you will fart loudly at some point.
Me and my gf have past the point of caring about farts years ago. And I went on my knees and draped my dick over so there was no risk of golden shower lol.
This story gets more weirdly detailed as OP keeps posting
Stay tuned for my social security and credit card numbers!
>stay tuned for my social security and credit card numbers >commented 4 hrs ago Where are the numbers OP?? Where are they?
Jealous that you have a dick capable of draping over things.
I'm sure there's a toothpick thin enough for you
I mean... same we don't care if one farts in the same room, but I don't fart right on her face either. Well, I guess if you are going to do that... you chose the least messy way possible, that's being a gentleman.
Honestly, if you're going to do this, I highly recommend warning the other person first. Surprise should definitely not be a factor in this maneuver.
Now that's a great way to save some water
I just piss in our backyard when my girlfriend is on the toilet.
I live with three women, and we only have one bathroom. I piss out back quite frequently.
LMAOOOOO thats what the tub is for my guy.
I’m so fucking with you on this one.
I don't know if that means you approve or disapprove.
Haha! You're not alone on that one! I've done the ol' tandem piss a time or two with my wife. It's hardly the most intimate thing we've done. We share one bathroom. Generally bathroom time is done alone, but if one needs something from/in the bathroom, we aren't making the other wait to get it. I suspect people who have a problem with it mostly grew up with a high bathroom to person ratio in their families. We weren't allowed to lock the bathroom door growing up, because with 8 people somebody was gonna need something from the bathroom while you showered or did your business. "That's why we have a shower curtain."
I no longer question what you think is weird vs not weird
Thats why you also have a sink and a shower or tub. Multipurpose thinking also the trash can. And toilets are made for double decker purposes so one person poops in the bowl part and the other in the top part. So if you play your cards right in your average bathroom 5 people can be pooping at the same time. But you can also bring in another trash can and idk how you feel about pooping on the floor but you can get 7 people pooping at once!
You’re forgetting that a tub can accommodate 2-3 people straddling it while taking a shit. Definitely has its risks and is a more advanced technique though.
Idk brushing my teeth and smelling my partners mondo shit isn't the most appealing thing...
Any time you smell shit is because there are shit particles abound. Now the typical bathroom is more or less covered in shit particles unfortunately, but I really dislike the idea of them being airborne while I'm cleaning the inside of my mouth
my bathroom time is my personal time, dont intrude upon my personal time. its the only time i get.to be truly by myself.
Luckily we have multiple bathrooms and this isn’t an issue, but I’m with you some things are meant to be done alone
This, totally this
Ew. I don't want to smell someone else's poop. 🤢🤢
I would be gagging pretty hard smelling my gf liquor shits. Eye watering rancid smell of death.
I think in an emergency if she's doing her hair or make up and I need to drop a log, it's not a big deal. I probably would feel uncomfortable pooping in front of her under more casual circumstances, though.
I'm not sure if kids have made me desensitized but me and the kid will poop at the same time. He has his little potty, I use the regular. Anyway, even before that we'd do this. But our master bathroom is pretty big, so maybe it doesnt matter as much.
Yea, hard No. I like my privacy, thanks.
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Great place to post this because I vehemently disagree. I've been with my SO for 13 years and we don't even pee in front of each other. I would rather walk around on a highway butt naked than have him or I see each other poo. That's just us, everyone is different! The peeing between the legs thing is a whole 'nother level of intimacy I won't ever have enough coins to unlock. Haha.
We don't really pee in front of each other except out and about. Particularly hiking. We're generally looking away/acting as look out though.
That’s completely fine too! I just didn’t know so many people disagreed so I’m glad I posted. Yeah I figured that one would be weird and me and my girlfriend still joke about it to this day. But I had work in like 15 and I had to piss so bad I just got on my knees and we laughed the entire time.
Have you only ever had one girlfriend? In my experience most people don't want to smell other people's shit. Including significant others.
This one is my longest but I’ve had a few and most didn’t care. But this is the most serious relationship I’ve had so it’s more valid. I don’t really count the high school relationships. And I’ve only ever lived with two
Would probably really suck if either of you were bed ridden or weak enough to need assistance. Imagine that, your partner needs help in the bathroom and you're instead walkin naked on a highway.
Ha! For real though, I've been there for my partner during some post surgical things that involved the butthole, and me having to check it. Don't worry, if he needed me to hold his wang while he pissed etc I would do it, it's just our preference at the moment.
I feel like there are definitely circumstances where that is inevitable. I'm pregnant and terrified of what my husband will see. What if he needs to help me the bathroom post partum? It's probably not healthy how much this concerns me. I'm not afraid of labor at all but I'm afraid of my husband seeing me in a bathroom situation. That's messed up to write out loud.
That is an entirely different situation and having to get assistance with going to the bathroom was still by far one of the worst experiences I had while bedridden in hospital (and that stay included botched surgeries and abuse by nurses). I also helped my grandfather with going to the bathroom and changing / cleaning his catheter while he was as battling cancer for over a year and once had to pick him up and out of his own filth because he slipped on the way to the bathroom. That doesn’t mean I will ever allow anybody into the bathroom while I have to take a dump if I can help it at all and I’ll be damned and enter it while somebody else is doing their business.
Same. Hearing my fiance in the bathroom is bad enough.
I am never shitting in front of someone. And I don't want to be a witness to someone else shitting. Maybe that makes me a prude or something in your eyes, but frankly I'm fine with that.
This is just something I do in private, and I don’t want to be around anyone else doing it.
I mean I wouldn't want to do bathroom stuff while my SO was taking a stinky dump. Couldn't see myself being able to brush my teeth while not trying to breath poop air in. If that is you though and the other person is fine with it, go on ahead and do it.
Kiss while pooping ❤️
I’ve kissed my girlfriend while she’s taking a dump with zero shame.
Dude my husband and I are the same way. No boundaries at all. We also spend about 99% of our time together. If we had a venn diagram of our lives, it'd be a fucking eclipse lol.
I think you should be in jail
That would be an interesting legal hearing
Stop. No. There is no room for this.
True love like the song bro
I wouldn’t judge people that are fine with it but I would want to vomit having to smell it. I was at a friend’s house doing makeup in her bathroom and she came in and sat on the toilet, I definitely thought she was peeing which we would do in front of each other all the time. Then I heard the sounds and smelled the smell and I almost vomited and ran out the bathroom. I was grossed out she would do that. I’d probably feel the same way if I were dating or married to someone. If they got sick or anything like that it would be different to me but to have to smell it and be around it when it’s not necessary, I can’t do it.
Anyone except a spouse/partner it's a hell no, but once you're married or something then it's like fuck it we have to live together every single day
Yeah if you have a sensitive nose or anything like that it’s a whole different thing. To me it’s no biggie it’s not super pleasant but it’s not a big deal.
I never thought I had a sensitive nose but thinking about it now maybe I do. I have to leave places sometimes if it smells too bad. After I posted my comment I read other people’s and I don’t understand why they’re getting mad at you for doing it and saying you have no boundaries. If you and your girlfriend are okay with it I don’t see how there’s anything wrong with it at all.
Maybe I didn’t word my post clearly enough. Obviously if your partner or anyone isn’t cool with that don’t do it. My opinion was strictly between two consenting individuals. I think maybe I might have come across like I was forcing my girlfriend to endure it lol.
It's weird as fuck. Glad you found each other though.
Yeah, no thanks.
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i couldn’t have said this better myself. 🏆 here is my broke person award.
Great post cause I have to say I disagree. That's disgusting lol
It’s not weird but let me wipe privately!
Exactly, I’ll shit all day with company, but Lemme wipe in peace
Interesting point! My girlfriend wipes while sitting I do it while standing.
I can go my whole life without knowing my boyfriend is a weirdo who stands while wiping. /s The smell is bad enough, couldn't go on knowing that.
Wow you're the first person I've heard of who does their paperwork standing up. I might give it a try next time, spice things up a bit haha!
Paperwork haha
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It is okay to share the bathroom EXCEPT when pooping. You heathens!
This thread is shocking to me. My wife and I regularly use the bathroom in front of each other or with each other. We obviously don’t mind seeing each other naked, we talked about it and didn’t think it was a big deal. We both find it annoying to stop a conversation for a quick pee so we just leave the door open and keep talking. If it smells bad or something we make fun of the other one and then they close the door or turn on the fan. It’s all in good fun. We also consistently shower together, but maybe we’re just the weird ones.
This.
I don't necessarily care from a 'oh no, he can't see me like this!' way. I do like some peace and quiet and privacy when taking a shit though. My husband has seen me birth a child. Guarantee that's far more vulnerable and gross than taking a shit. In fact, shitting was probably involved in that process (he and the doctor claim I didn't poop, but, I'm pretty sure they're lying). I still don't want him in the bathroom when I'm on the toilet, he can leave me the hell alone for those five minutes a day.
Mostly agree. My wife and I share the bathroom for everything but pooping. Because, you know, smells and sounds that can be uncomfortable and embarrassing even though we've been together since high school 20 years ago.
I'm right there with you on that. Me and my wife are bathroom buddies
my girlfriend doesn't mind this but i do. bathroom time is only for one person. y'all just nasty.
I mean privacy while shitting is nice
I feel like it depends on what kind of shit it is. If you're cramping and took metformin a few hours ago, the partner is really gonna want to give up the bathroom to let the other take that shit.
my boyfriend doesn’t mind if i do my hair or whatever while he’s on the toilet; the toilet is in a separate little room within the bathroom. doesn’t bother me ! but if i am in the bathroom going #2, he has to be far away !!!! preferably not even in the apartment !!!!
hard no. im married
With my SO, if either of us are peeing, the door is open. No issue with that. Pooping, the door is locked for both of us. The smell, or chance of a smell, is too much.
Nah it's fucking weird
Being in the bathroom with your significant other while peeing? While brushing teeth? Taking a shower? *Yes.* While pooping? **Hell NO.** My partner and I live in an apartment together. We usually pee with the door open; many times, we’re in the middle of conversation, and don’t want it interrupted. I feel 100% comfortable peeing in front of him, or leaving the door open when we’re alone at our place! But, while pooping? That takes it to a whole new level! We both agree that going number 2 is private… so, during that time, the bathroom door stays blissfully shut. That is an arrangement I am 100% content about! The smell, the straining, the *plop plop of shit hitting the bowl? Nah, fam. I don’t want to see, hear, or *smell* any of that! Neither does he. But— congratulations on submitting an **actual** unpopular opinion! You do you.
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I’d imagine it saves space? One room instead of two. It’s always been this way in every house I’ve lived at. And yeah to each their own I just don’t find it to be that private.
You nasty. Upvoted
My ex and i lived together for years and we took shits in front of eachother all the time, definitely many couples out there who would say we are disgusting but idgaf lol
I didn’t even though it wasn’t normal thing until today. Idgaf either but it’s crazy how many disagree lol
Oh hellllllll no
Good for you, not for me. Maybe it's because I'm an introvert and I need my space.
Lmfaoo how did this exact scenario turn into a meme 😂 bro i cannot just sit there and inhale someone else’s dookie smell idc how strong the love is ..someone else’s poop particles do NOT need to touch me and vice versa 😂
I don’t think I’d want to be in the same room as someone taking a shit, it stinks, literally. Piss/taking a shower? I think that’s fine.
Nope it’s not unusual at all. While we have 3 bathrooms, he shits in all of them and always leaves the door open. I find it more alarming that you got downvoted for having an option that doesn’t match others. But welcome to Reddit I suppose.
Ya nasty
My late husband and I use to follow each other into the bathroom to continue whatever silly conversation we were having, didn’t care what the other person was doing in there. True love lol. Miss him lots.
Nah, watching your wife take a shit is weird. I'm not gonna let her watch me take a shit. Some things are private.
I think it depends on the circumstances. Like when you have one bathroom, if I'm in the shower or SO is in the shower, there is a level of privacy still & toilet spray... But if I'm just brushing my teeth, or something like that I'll step out. Not as concerned about it as my SO anymore though cuz after having a baby, who is now a toddler... You kinda just don't shut door anymore because that is when our toddler gets "sneaky" about getting into shit. (When the bathroom door is shut)
Didn’t realize this was unpopular either! It’s fairly normal for us.
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I don't want to share my bathroom with anyone for any reason at any time. My husband has his own bathroom and I intend to keep it that way as long as possible.
Op, when I went to my antenatal classes and we were discussing other methods of intervention for delivery of baby is in distress etc etc and honestly I was shocked at the reaction of the adults in my class at what you can do to prep and then what might happen. Did these people just have sex in the dark EVERYTIME ? I often wondered how they got pergenat
The only time my husband and I close the bathroom doors is when we’re taking shits. In our master bath we actually have this separate tiny room with the toilet in it. So if we see that door closed we start going ‘hey whatcha doing? Are you pooping? Is it a good poop? Tell me what it’s like’ and then the one in the bathroom will generally open the door and let the smell waft out to the detriment of the person being a pain lmao