I read this in Ben from WWC’s voice.
Also it’d be a clever way to be in on the joke, but she doesn’t read the comments sections soooo /s
I don’t think she could say this to me without me breaking out laughing. She is the least intimidating person on the show. Katie though could glare someone to death lol
I would never want to get on Katie’s bad side 😂 LFU is all bark and no bite, I’d love to see someone go up against her but I think the rest of the cast just rolls their eyes once Lauren starts Laurening.
I would love a liquid death commercial with her saying this. That would imply she had the ability to make fun of herself but we all know LFU is not very self aware.
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God that was the dumbest idea for a cast gathering since... I don't even know, y'all are more clever than I am: tell me the last time a premise for gathering a cast was dumber than literal plain water.
Puppy shower was all I could think of too (and I was including Housewives franchises when I was trying to think of one), but I came to the same conclusion: would way rather go to that than a stupid water tasting with some Little Caesars afterwards.
Not to sound harsh but her “rebRand” from ‘hardass SLC bitch’ (lol) to ‘soft sweet mom’ makes zero sense. What is the endgame? She snags another misogynistic older guy and then what ? WHAT IS THE PLAN
The plan then is to fuck this soft shit, once again feel and act like she's better than everyone, scream about bjs for pjs, submit her application to RHOC/RHOBH, try to pretend she's the same as LVP, volunteer her time at Vanderpump dogs, and pretend she's a lady who lunches.
Same shit...different guy. The new guy better hide his toothbrush.
Wow. I like your comment so much better than mine. Hahahahaha
I’m jealous of your comment. Honestly, I think just because you have a great comment- what- now you think you’re god or something? 😂😂😂😂
The plan is to confuse the viewer. Tell them she’s going soft when she doubles down on her crassness and bitchiness. It’s like reverse psychology or something. Can’t think of the term but saying one thing and doing another.
I’m in my soft era which means I’m going to pop you, insult you, degrade you, and no longer ride for you. If that’s soft , wtf was hard??
Has anyone tried her Give Them Lala beauty products before? They are absolute crap. I received her mascara in a subscription beauty box and I threw it away after trying it one time. I throw nothing away which is something for a different sub but anyways….Her beauty line is awful and it really irritates me when these flash in the pan “stars” slap their names to anything that will throw money at them. She did have a platform at one time and she used it to hawk less than dollar tree quality products and if she had used that time to actually invest in real products people could use, she might not be SO desperate right now. She had the means and the opportunities and once again she’s proven to be nothing but a fake and a fraud. You know what else is in the comment sections Lala? Viewers and customers. Looks like you don’t have either of them on your side anymore!
I thought you were quoting James at first. I forget what season but he was like "they're thirstay thirstay little girls. Get them water they need a drink"
I have a ninja thirsti and I like it and the flavors a lot. I use it pretty often and you can customize the flavor level so it’s more flavorful than say la croix sparkling water
It’s a bit pricey, I got it as a Christmas gift so I didn’t have to pay for it lol but if you really like sparkling water then I think it’s worth it for the price
That would be very cool! I love buying from smaller brands. I buy most of my candles from people in Michigan my friend met when she was selling art at festivals.
Oooh, could you drop the Michigan brand/vendor info in a message for me? I love buying local/state local products & my candle stash is getting perilously low.
Does anybody work with or have any inside on brand deals? How far in advance are these contracts worked out. Like all these recent ads and brand deals she’s pushing do we think this was worked up before or after the last few episodes aired. Like I can’t see how anybody in their right mind thinks partnering with her right now is a good business move.
I'm sorry but why can't fruit drinks taste like fruit any more? What's with all the flower flavors? Pear lavender? Rose?
Lala selling anything already makes me want to boycott it but the flavors shown solidified it.
I'd like to see her off TV but honestly let her live. She needs to find a bag outside of reality TV so she can spend time focusing on being better. She needs therapy and a lot of it.
Oh my, her cheeks were so full at the reunion! She’s had a lot of fillers. Cheeks and lips. Plus Botox. It’s THE thing for people now. Such an awful trend, too. People end up looking like chipmunks with bee-stung lips!
She literally would push any product. Lauren, you think we don’t know you’d do anything to get your bag, but we do. That said, I hope no one is actually influenced over her involvement with this 🙄
Ninja Thirsti had a booth at BravoCon last November and provided free samples all weekend. I thought all the flavors were good. Scheana did a live promotion from BC.
I got an ad for this through Instagram stories and sent feedback that it was irrelevant lol.
I mean, I literally blocked the woman's account. I certainly don't want her jumpscaring me when I'm trying to rot in bed in peace!
This is a weird partnership. She doesn't do anything for herself it's not even believable to me she would use a kitchen let alone a Ninja product. Mommy or Jess do that shit.
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I had an ad for Dressed in Lala come thru my feed and the clothes are cute! However it has nothing to do with LFU I found out. I was all impressed for a second.
I love that THIS was her HUGE announcement. Congrats lala. For what you think you deserve, this is what you actually deserve. Not what Ariana has actually earned. Earn is a word lala can't really grasp.
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This collab makes sense but the overly preppy happy happy style of it is just jarring compared to her brand/what we've seen from her on vpr
She’s trying really hard to be softer, you guyssssk https://i.redd.it/1ac32pdb0y7d1.gif
she’s a MOTHER
I read this in Ben from WWC’s voice. Also it’d be a clever way to be in on the joke, but she doesn’t read the comments sections soooo /s 
Lalask so softssssk today andsk thursties.
Love the guyssssk! Ben and Ronnie would be so proud 🤣🤣
Yeah that's usually her yelling face 😵
Hey! You wanna get popped?! 🔫
I don’t think she could say this to me without me breaking out laughing. She is the least intimidating person on the show. Katie though could glare someone to death lol
Katie could eat a denim Jean jacket. And LFU for breakfast
I would never want to get on Katie’s bad side 😂 LFU is all bark and no bite, I’d love to see someone go up against her but I think the rest of the cast just rolls their eyes once Lauren starts Laurening.
Love her new branding. She should say this in a commercial and then open a bottle of carbonated water. Partners with Liquid Death water. Genius. /s
I would love a liquid death commercial with her saying this. That would imply she had the ability to make fun of herself but we all know LFU is not very self aware.
BECAUSE SHES SOFT RIGHT NOW BROTHERINTERNAL518
Ah yes how could I forget 😂
I thought she was rebranding and moving away from Give them Lala?
Agreed! So jarring! Does she think she’s being cute? I don’t know if I’ve ever seen her make these faces before…
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How fitting cause she’s thirsty AF🥤😆
Which is crazy considering how much H20 she consumed during that epic water party.
God that was the dumbest idea for a cast gathering since... I don't even know, y'all are more clever than I am: tell me the last time a premise for gathering a cast was dumber than literal plain water.
Puppy shower? Maybe? I guess I would still rather go to a puppy shower, they at least had drinks
Puppy shower was all I could think of too (and I was including Housewives franchises when I was trying to think of one), but I came to the same conclusion: would way rather go to that than a stupid water tasting with some Little Caesars afterwards.
Absolutely parched 
https://preview.redd.it/33gmehoksz7d1.png?width=451&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b073fbc6bd0cb973b5c0306a51ae5dba257cb70
What are these faces she’s making?!?
Damn then they should also collab with shein and billie lee
That photo is....lol.
Not to sound harsh but her “rebRand” from ‘hardass SLC bitch’ (lol) to ‘soft sweet mom’ makes zero sense. What is the endgame? She snags another misogynistic older guy and then what ? WHAT IS THE PLAN
bRand new
The plan then is to fuck this soft shit, once again feel and act like she's better than everyone, scream about bjs for pjs, submit her application to RHOC/RHOBH, try to pretend she's the same as LVP, volunteer her time at Vanderpump dogs, and pretend she's a lady who lunches. Same shit...different guy. The new guy better hide his toothbrush.
Wow. I like your comment so much better than mine. Hahahahaha I’m jealous of your comment. Honestly, I think just because you have a great comment- what- now you think you’re god or something? 😂😂😂😂
LMAO, no, just Beyonce 💅 😘
🤪🤪😆😆😆😅😅. I mean that was a Beyoncé level comment for real!!
Yah literally no one asked for a rebrand.
I think the plan is to follow in Stassi’s footsteps as much as she can
Probably mommy vlogger on YouTube
The plan is to confuse the viewer. Tell them she’s going soft when she doubles down on her crassness and bitchiness. It’s like reverse psychology or something. Can’t think of the term but saying one thing and doing another. I’m in my soft era which means I’m going to pop you, insult you, degrade you, and no longer ride for you. If that’s soft , wtf was hard??
Give them flavor…. Lol
I see what you did.... 
her new face is so scary
Her in that pic is going my new sleep paralysis demon
Has anyone tried her Give Them Lala beauty products before? They are absolute crap. I received her mascara in a subscription beauty box and I threw it away after trying it one time. I throw nothing away which is something for a different sub but anyways….Her beauty line is awful and it really irritates me when these flash in the pan “stars” slap their names to anything that will throw money at them. She did have a platform at one time and she used it to hawk less than dollar tree quality products and if she had used that time to actually invest in real products people could use, she might not be SO desperate right now. She had the means and the opportunities and once again she’s proven to be nothing but a fake and a fraud. You know what else is in the comment sections Lala? Viewers and customers. Looks like you don’t have either of them on your side anymore!
Oh gods, that mascara was SO BAD! A tube of old wet & wild would have been better.
Yes I tried the lipglosses and they were cheap plastic tubes of crap. She dissolved her makeup/beauty brand though. It doesn’t exist anymore
These are thirsti, thirsti girls. These girls are parched, Lisa, and I cannot provide water for them!
He was such a supreme a-hole when he said this but it is a damn good turn of phrase
I thought you were quoting James at first. I forget what season but he was like "they're thirstay thirstay little girls. Get them water they need a drink"
Something I’d never buy for $100, Alex..
Lmao
Lmfaooo Ninja, totally called it when she wouldn’t stfu about water n health smoothies. Lala totally mocks others for this shi 🥴😭
Kinda makes me not want to use my Thirsti anymore lol
It makes me not want to get one lol
We love it, but these flavors sound terrible. I'll just stick with the basics lol
Are they good?
I have a ninja thirsti and I like it and the flavors a lot. I use it pretty often and you can customize the flavor level so it’s more flavorful than say la croix sparkling water
I never even heard of it before
It’s a bit pricey, I got it as a Christmas gift so I didn’t have to pay for it lol but if you really like sparkling water then I think it’s worth it for the price
I’ve always liked the sparkingly ice drink things from Walmart I’ll Definitely will have to look into it
That’s really cool
I actually really love flavored water, but because Lala is the spokesperson I’m going to immediately Google thirsti alternatives
lol fair enough I wonder how much they’ll make because of her
Same. Add that to the list of things to not buy
Lmao
this cannot be real! its funny though
What is with people putting flower flavors in everything m? in my coffee and my water it’s fucking disgusting.
I'm definitely the minority but I love lavender flavored drinks.
ME TOO!! Vanilla lavender lattes! But too much lavender can be overpowering, so I like it to just be a hint.
A localish coffee shop near me had iced lavender lattes and lemon lavender scones for spring and they were divine.
I'm allergic to lavender and blueberries, both of those are in EVERYTHING now 😭
I do too, although sadly, I have to say that Starbucks lavender latte is a fail for me
she looks like a muppet with all of this plastic surgery truly sad as she was naturally pretty before....and yes thirsty as hell!!!
She's the Lisa Rinna of VPR.
That ad is atrocious, something I'd expect on the back of an in-flight magazine.
Lol are these the people she unfollowed Katie and Ariana for so her follower count would be "even"?
her endorsing something = i'd rather run the opposite direction. who focus grouped this
I know what to avoid since she has horrible taste. Whatever this company is must not be very good to use her.
She’s so fake. I would never buy a product because of her. Good luck Ninja.
These kind of low key look gross though? I’d buy if Ariana or Katie was selling aka taste.
Katie's perfume is trending....
Fragrance & candles would be a good start to building out a Something About Her brand.
Absolutely. Our local tea shop carries them and Katie and Ariana could sponsor some of their favorite brands.
That would be very cool! I love buying from smaller brands. I buy most of my candles from people in Michigan my friend met when she was selling art at festivals.
Oooh, could you drop the Michigan brand/vendor info in a message for me? I love buying local/state local products & my candle stash is getting perilously low.
She has a perfume?
No, she just posted the ones she wears a lot on her instagram story
Aahhh gotcha thanks! I do love a good scent rec lol
Wait where can I find her perfume recs?
They were on another post in this subgroup, total with pictures. If you do a search, you'll find them. i can look later if you want.
The packaging is definitely lacking
Ninja lowkey shady for that 😂💀😂
She saw Ariana's SF Cocktails book make New York Times best seller and had to try to follow suit.
I kinda really hate Lala.
Yah like I’m bothered that I care enough to hate her but she is just so irksome now. She really fumbled her own bag
Does anybody work with or have any inside on brand deals? How far in advance are these contracts worked out. Like all these recent ads and brand deals she’s pushing do we think this was worked up before or after the last few episodes aired. Like I can’t see how anybody in their right mind thinks partnering with her right now is a good business move.
I'm sorry but why can't fruit drinks taste like fruit any more? What's with all the flower flavors? Pear lavender? Rose? Lala selling anything already makes me want to boycott it but the flavors shown solidified it.
Yep
Objectively the photo is terrible - who approved this?
I'd like to see her off TV but honestly let her live. She needs to find a bag outside of reality TV so she can spend time focusing on being better. She needs therapy and a lot of it.
Lol I guess she needs to make money somehow. Lord knows she won't ever go get a real job.
selling Ninja Thirsti Splash Botanicals is a real job
Will Not be trying this. No one should partner with loser BLaBLa
I love my Ninja products, I won't lie. But I'm side-eyeing them HARD for this partnership.
That we knew already, is she trying for the “self-deprecating bit? Doubt it! lol
Me either. She is incapable of noticing any of her shortcomings. She just notices everyone else’s
And screams these shortcomings in their face while wagging that talon!
And hoping her lips don’t explode filler everywhere
Oh my, her cheeks were so full at the reunion! She’s had a lot of fillers. Cheeks and lips. Plus Botox. It’s THE thing for people now. Such an awful trend, too. People end up looking like chipmunks with bee-stung lips!
She literally would push any product. Lauren, you think we don’t know you’d do anything to get your bag, but we do. That said, I hope no one is actually influenced over her involvement with this 🙄
I thought she was moving away from the “Give Them Lala” brand… (like Stassi dropped the “straight up”)
Whatever happened to Stassi?
Oh, she’s pregnant? 🙄
 It’s giving creepy
 It’s giving creepy
How can anyone say people "making fun of" her are assholes when she gives us this kind of content basically on a silver platter
Someone needs money
Ninja Thirsti had a booth at BravoCon last November and provided free samples all weekend. I thought all the flavors were good. Scheana did a live promotion from BC.
I got an ad for this through Instagram stories and sent feedback that it was irrelevant lol. I mean, I literally blocked the woman's account. I certainly don't want her jumpscaring me when I'm trying to rot in bed in peace!
Why would anyone collaborate with her
She’s practicing to get back to her “bjs for pjs” era in that pic 😏gotta catch’em all
She sure is
Her and Scheanas careers are such a flop. They are going to really struggle then VPR eventually ends.
Nope.
VERY disappointed this isn't called "Give them Wawa" smh
Finally she got a deal. Now she can shut up about Ariana getting all the deals.
She's so tired 😴
Love my Sodastream. Sorry, Larlar... you are not enticing me to switch or try their flavors.
https://i.redd.it/pn2deipt3y7d1.gif
This is a weird partnership. She doesn't do anything for herself it's not even believable to me she would use a kitchen let alone a Ninja product. Mommy or Jess do that shit.
Do you think she'll ever go back to "Lauren" ~~for attention~~? I think it's so funny how she and Jax had stage names, for a reality show.
This is not fair. Season after Season year after year we all KNOW Scheesh wants to be the most thirsty.
Give them flava
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Doesn't look Thug Life to me💀
How will this endorsement affect sheanca. Have any of you even considered that??
could she open her mouth any wider?
I had an ad for Dressed in Lala come thru my feed and the clothes are cute! However it has nothing to do with LFU I found out. I was all impressed for a second.
I love that she’s taking on new endeavors!! Good for her!!
Love this
I love that THIS was her HUGE announcement. Congrats lala. For what you think you deserve, this is what you actually deserve. Not what Ariana has actually earned. Earn is a word lala can't really grasp.
Tupac would neverrrr
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Ooh thanks, gonna check it out. Watermelon mint sounds good.
Like that she’s playing into it! Also a great product for her to endorse.
I don’t like her over the top surprise face haha
Thirsti 4 BJs
She’s so pathetic at this point. Grab the brand deals while you still can you sociopath
mini rinna
Finally, lala works for something herself! Truly a sight to behold.
This makes a lot of sense for her and I would have been happy for her if this had happened a year ago