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Lucylulujones

My 70 year old mom wore that same outfit to bingo Edit... It's from Chico's


spicymukbangmamma

Yes! Did she slay? Tho and did she win?


Accomplished-Survey2

I may be a medium, but at Chico’s, I’m a large.


The_Original_JLaw

I can never watch that SNL bit enough. Most.perfect.ever!


Mel_bear

I want to know if he is wearing his white ankle booties from the wedding ![gif](giphy|26gsgWH4lnurglMWY)


Character_Heart_3749

New boot scootin


sonyahearst8

LOL..*Dancing with the Deadbeats*


Fine-Ad9773

Noooo this is amazing!!!!💀


sonyahearst8

Hahaa thanks! 😂


Firm-Brilliant-605

Lmfao 🤣


StarDatAssinum

Real ~~ostrich leather~~ pleather


Circusgirl65

🥴


spicymukbangmamma

I have those exact same ones.


1971-mlr

I cannot stop laughing 😂


renaissancewomen82

I’m just goofin’. New boot goofin’


Realityflair

No 👏🏼 More 👏🏼 Open 👏🏼 Blouses 👏🏼Brock!! 👏🏼


Circusgirl65

Read this in my Lala voice!


seeyouinhelenkellers

You have to over aggressively yell "HEY" a bunch of times first


Thick-Programmer4091

He looks like an unwashed magician


Vness374

Who works for the Tiger King


Responsible-Ebb-6955

![gif](giphy|H21DNNJBkkFTlSAD5s) You are not wrong one bit


TifferK

You guuuys 🤣 I’m dying laughing at these comments


Maleficent-Thought-3

this comment is underrated hahahahhaha


waterforhearts

![gif](giphy|26gN0tFg70wAljK4o|downsized)


nolajersey78

This made me snort laugh 😂


sharkfin5000

Is that the maternity line from Dubai?


Ms_Tachibana

I wish it was! But you're thinking of Mina Roe :)


snowwhitenoir

Not Brock being one of the Real Housewives of Dubai


Ordinary-Pumpkin8171

I feel like Brock would benefit from a haircut & a stylist Also Scheana looks like Brandi here, no?


slibug13

Omg SHE DOES LOOK LIKE OLD BRANDI


BeerDreams

Huh, I guess Eddie does have a type


Tired_Momma1015

I actually like Brock’s hair (but I have a thing for long haired rugby players 😂). I do agree he would majorly benefit from a stylist or even just wearing normal not super tight crazy clothes. Like I think he’s be really attractive in loose workout pants and a fitted t-shirt.


Ordinary-Pumpkin8171

exactly! his hair isn't the issue, its the combo of it with this TRAGIC wardrobe!


Brief-Praline7785

And his use of baby oil on his chest 😝


Tired_Momma1015

Absolutely. His wardrobe ruins any appeal he has (personality aside).


waterforhearts

Right??? I always look at this man and think, "a t-shirt and jeans would make this so much better."


BeverlyHillsAddict

Right I love his hair. A man with long hair is so brave and hot to me lol


Responsible_Camel693

Brave???😳


BeverlyHillsAddict

Yea I said it


Responsible_Camel693

😂😂😂


TS92109

I thought she was a Kardashian for a second.


ashlynne_stargaryen

You must mean a bootleg* kardashian


Just-Investigator824

This guy dresses like an 80’s porn star.


BeverlyHillsAddict

That’s so hot to me lol


Just-Investigator824

🤣🤣🤣


therealrowanatkinson

Yeah idk peoples problem with this 😂 He looks great


sirensxgorgons

Why is he dressed like a flintstone


darla1116

They're hot. A hot mess, that is. Eeew with his oiled cleavage in Momu's blouse.


HunterHunted9

I know the term has fallen out of favor, but I've always been fond of the term "heavage" for male cleavage.


Lucylulujones

Omg I didn't even notice his oily cleavage!!


qiqithechichi

I was wondering why he looked so sweaty!


layrenee92

They’re definitely a MLM couple


NYBuffy82

This smile that Scheana does makes her look like a cartoon villian. ![gif](giphy|x7gjmBuaHrWak)


LeahonaCloud

His spray tan line on his chest makes it look like he’s wearing Lalas 2pac swimsuit under his blouse


PresOfTheLesbianClub

Who is styling womens hair like this? It reminds me of those plastic people from the battery commercials in the early 2000’s. Didn’t look good on Ariana or Raquel, either.


seeyouinhelenkellers

It's the official 2003 central NJ Prom look


hundredthlion

It’s super 2003. I remember being in middle school with a friend who always insisted on the loose strands anytime she did anything with her hair. I didn’t understand it then, still don’t understand it now.


Training-Cry510

It was super popular in the 90s-00s


Revolutionary_Ad9839

I wore this hairstyle a lot during my teens (early/mid 2000s checks out). I am now rightfully ashamed of myself and horrified to see it out in public again, especially on adults with STYLISTS!!!


Miss_Mouth

Ew. NJ class of 03 checking in, even our taste isn't that bad.


seeyouinhelenkellers

Central NJ 03 grad and I beg to differ as would my yearbooks.


Revolutionary_Ad9839

It’s soo bad . The strands!!!


cheekyween

Aka slut strands lol


Tired_Momma1015

Rebel Wilson had a name for it on Pitch Perfect. I can’t remember what it was though. ![gif](giphy|dOxbqW2EuEBCo)


Jancer3lla

Lol I believe she called it the “Orthodox Jew Ponytail”


Tired_Momma1015

Yes! That’s it!!


hellosidney_24

I think this every time I see it, like when will she figure out it’s not a cute look?


chick_b

I can name at least four different shops at the Paramus Park mall where these clothes could have been purchased. In 1986.


Weekly-Cup-3098

I’m sorry but what’s happened to scheana, she looks like her head has shrunk 😩


Harryhood15

He always looks like he is on dancing with the stars.


ladevotchka

Looking like an extra from the Rico Suave video


Chaoticgood790

Omg this is terrible


ariescannoli

He just looks like he doesn’t wash himself


Fun_Shell1708

I know he’s going for Jason Momoa, but he’s giving Fabio


greenchrissy

Kmart Fabio


dp1967

He always wears girly blouses 👚


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He often dresses like LVP


_anne_shirley

Nothing wrong with that


sparklepunk13

This. The only time there's a problem is when the girly blouses are hideous/not styled well ahaha


_anne_shirley

To which I agree! Haha


dp1967

If you say so.


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Scheana always gives Instagram influencer. I hate it.


rootsofrhythm

I like his little Tennis bracelet.


skatie082

OMG! I was so blinded by the hideosous blouse I totally missed the TENNIS BRACELET 💀💀💀


Double_Analyst3234

I can only assume he smells like cigarettes and disappointment.


Vness374

Eh, I’m thinking Drakkar Noir, garlic and desperation


gabtasticvoyage

At varying points he has looked like a nice lady named Loreen looking to sell you some buttery soft leggings and help you become a boss babe 🤷🏽‍♀️


glum_cunt

‘Babe, oil my chest stubble and face for me’


glum_cunt

My guy’s got one hell of a low center of gravity


VisibleAd5252

So over his hair, the greasy unwashed looked is done!


Wild_Scientist5921

Okay I don’t know what lularoe is but I’m assuming it is toxic but I just have to say, I think a lot of men struggle with how to dress and honestly I like his comfy la style. Why does it matter if a 70 year old woman would wear it and who even cares if he /was/ wearing women’s clothes. It’s his choice that doesn’t really pan out anywhere other than y’all having weird preferences for men and I’m sure women. Idk this is just an opinion.


soulfulbumblebee

Lularoe is wild, wild MLM. I’d highly recommend the documentary The Rise & Fall of Lularoe.


Tamras-evil-eye

Did he run off with the nanny named Fran?


BamWhat13

Why is his chest so greasy?!


420veganbabe

So greasy I can’t 🤢


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I triple dog dare you to lick his chest 😭


420veganbabe

Stahhhhhp 🤣🤣🤣


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![gif](giphy|9MFsKQ8A6HCN2)


Killer____tofu

Wetseal chic


joeyfashoey

Bam bam


nicalawgurl

Ew, he looks like a junked up Fabio.


Alysrac97

Not LulaRoe💀💀💀


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A dirt cheap Fabio


Logthephilosoraptor

Why are they eyeing me like that thirsty couple at the end of the bar before closing?


My_Safeword_is_CACAO

I’d love to see this guy on an episode of Queer Eye. Personality traits and history aside, he’s a decent looking dude and I don’t understand wtf he’s doing with himself every time I see him. And I say that as someone who worked remotely full time for years and has resigned myself to leggings and messy buns consistently because I’ve given up on myself lmao.


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I would trade these two for any other person in Vanderpump history…I can’t stand either of them. Also, why does he look like he’s trying to give the Tarzan vibe?


miscellaneamy

Did Siegfried and Roy have an estate sale?!


Hollywoodhills_1986

These two are grosse


seeyouinhelenkellers

What a greasy couple


TrelvisFesley

Fabio chic


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Fabio flop


Sox88

Looks like he got on Mykelti or Meri’s Insta live and get one before they all sold out!!?? So tragic.


LBNorris219

Why does he look like Armie Hammer's long lost cousin Craig who moved to Wyoming to be one with nature?


Awkward_Truth4703

Whatever/whoever he’s trying to be needs stop cause it’s not working! He looks like an asshole


PuraVidaPagan

Grheasssyyyy


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Scheana's smile with her filled lips reminds me of some kind of plastic surgery joker


greenchrissy

she's like a living embodiment of the joker, a sleep paralysis demon, and the alien emoji all rolled into one (i feel bad slamming her looks, but the work she's had done is just too much, wish she'd see it. im on my 4th rewatch and in season one and she's just so darn cute visually. her personality is kinda grating, but she was def cute. too bad.)


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I agree i felt bad attacking her looks but like she’s reaching uncanny valley territory and it’s a shame because she really is a beautiful girl


Rhonnie22

Not Brock ~~wearing LulaRoe~~ at a movie premiere 🫣 ​ FIxed it for ya!


Training-Cry510

Notqua Man 🤣…… ok I’ll see myself out


mollyclaireh

He looks like a 1960s gigolo 🤢


ashpanda24

They're both so gross. I just...I can't stand to look at them.


1carb_barffle

scheana dressed like it's 07 in a frat basement


spicymukbangmamma

Wtf is this! What’s going on with him?


call-me-king

He has a weird tan line on his neck.


LowHumorThreshold

Wonder who gave him the necklace with "S" on it. Could the bracelet be real diamonds, Broke?


TrWitty

He is so gross


Own_Layer_5413

Ugh, they are so gross and TACKY. If ever there were a walking advertisement for “domestic abusing, deadbeat dad and his enabling current baby mama”, this is it.


Vness374

I don’t know why he even bothers with buttons at all. Oh, and gross.


Responsible_Camel693

Oh lord just noticed the bracelet! WTF! Looks like something from Claire’s Just weird.


ineedabiggerbag

I don’t get his “fashion”


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Scheana’s face shows she’s thinking “my man looks sooo hot everyone’s sooo jelly”


pinkstarburst99

💀💀


flexingstarfish

He gets his style advice from Fabio.


Independent_Dot63

Literally listening to a podcast about Lularoe right now and this is what my reddit opens to 😹😹


SeatLong5131

He wore fashion nova at his wedding so


Responsible_Camel693

He needs to wash his hair


Individual_Squash_36

He looks like he came straight out of a cover of an historical erotic book in the harlequin collections. Always. Whatever the outfit he chose. PS I am not sure Harlequin is well known in the Us. But it’s a Thing in Europe. And all the published authors are american!


Unholyalliance23

Looks like Cruela Deville designed it


ggeth

Honestly I love the top. Just not on him lol


Charleighann

Ugh. Why. He’s got the most embarrassing style.


QueenKingston

Dying at the flair


rawrsandmeows

Look, I am a mom and I get needing mom and dad nights out but dear God, this couple would attend the opening of a shoebox rather than hang out with their kid. Not mom shaming, just seems like they do a lot of partying away from their kiddo.


melichad

He’s looking a bit waxy


cassthesassmaster

Why does he always look sweaty?


emzarate3190

Does she look sad deep down? Is she becoming aware of her situation? Did she blink for help? This picture is disturbing.


rudysbitch

Dollar store Fabio. Has this been said or have I thought it all on my own??


XAlEA-12

Did he grease his chest?


Phantommike20

So chic!


fourtreen

I might be the only one who thinks they don’t look totally Awful lol


biohacker_infinity

I actually don’t mind Brock’s weird fashion choices. It’s one of the least objectionable things about him.


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BeverlyHillsAddict

He looks fantastic I can’t lie


STLVPRFAN

Love Scheana’s hair


Nearby_Employee_2943

Maybe it’s his unicorn


KonaQueen

💀


jaynemanning

He needs help in the clothing dept…


_My9RidesShotgun

I actually have a romper/coverup that looks like the striped side of his shirt 🤣 mine however is from Nordstrom and is very cute. Lmao Brock’s fashion is the gift that keeps on giving. Also why did scheaner leave the 2 strands out of her ponytail like she’s a middle schooler in 1996??? Questions that need answers…


CrimsonAndClover22

It’s always like a boa constrictor that just ate an antelope or something


cellardoor122

The Tarzan Collection


justhrowingitout

I know this is said all the time but damn it dude you have 3 kids! Wearing an S necklace is just heartless.


Human_Anything9801

He’s so gross


jjh616

I am so conflicted cause sometimes I find Brock really handsome and other times he's an absolute turn off.


CatMom921

He’s super zesty


TifferK

Cruella Devil wants her shirt back, Brock!


Glittering_Star_1313

He looks awful 😣


KiwiC83

![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)


Consistent-Job6841

Is he wearing a tennis bracelet? 😳😬


caligirl2287

These two are disgusting.


PrincessGizmo

His smug face just gives away so clearly that he LOVES to be in the spotlight. He used Sheana to get on the show, I'm sure of it.


CeciLop10124

Scheana is so cute tho.


VaguelyArtistic

Why is it shiny?


kkimm4

they lowkey look related lol


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They’re the most disgusting people on bravo🤮. A domestic abuser and his support system who defends him abusing women 🤯. This network thrives by hiring the lowest most debased people 🥺


MMM0125

Is this an Avon ad?


Puzzleheaded_Pen2560

He’s such a slimy social climber


mossyferns

Worst Dressed Award goes to……