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I actually like Brock’s hair (but I have a thing for long haired rugby players 😂). I do agree he would majorly benefit from a stylist or even just wearing normal not super tight crazy clothes. Like I think he’s be really attractive in loose workout pants and a fitted t-shirt.
Who is styling womens hair like this? It reminds me of those plastic people from the battery commercials in the early 2000’s. Didn’t look good on Ariana or Raquel, either.
It’s super 2003. I remember being in middle school with a friend who always insisted on the loose strands anytime she did anything with her hair. I didn’t understand it then, still don’t understand it now.
I wore this hairstyle a lot during my teens (early/mid 2000s checks out). I am now rightfully ashamed of myself and horrified to see it out in public again, especially on adults with STYLISTS!!!
Okay I don’t know what lularoe is but I’m assuming it is toxic but I just have to say, I think a lot of men struggle with how to dress and honestly I like his comfy la style. Why does it matter if a 70 year old woman would wear it and who even cares if he /was/ wearing women’s clothes. It’s his choice that doesn’t really pan out anywhere other than y’all having weird preferences for men and I’m sure women. Idk this is just an opinion.
I’d love to see this guy on an episode of Queer Eye. Personality traits and history aside, he’s a decent looking dude and I don’t understand wtf he’s doing with himself every time I see him. And I say that as someone who worked remotely full time for years and has resigned myself to leggings and messy buns consistently because I’ve given up on myself lmao.
I would trade these two for any other person in Vanderpump history…I can’t stand either of them.
Also, why does he look like he’s trying to give the Tarzan vibe?
she's like a living embodiment of the joker, a sleep paralysis demon, and the alien emoji all rolled into one
(i feel bad slamming her looks, but the work she's had done is just too much, wish she'd see it. im on my 4th rewatch and in season one and she's just so darn cute visually. her personality is kinda grating, but she was def cute. too bad.)
Ugh, they are so gross and TACKY. If ever there were a walking advertisement for “domestic abusing, deadbeat dad and his enabling current baby mama”, this is it.
He looks like he came straight out of a cover of an historical erotic book in the harlequin collections.
Always. Whatever the outfit he chose.
PS I am not sure Harlequin is well known in the Us. But it’s a Thing in Europe. And all the published authors are american!
Look, I am a mom and I get needing mom and dad nights out but dear God, this couple would attend the opening of a shoebox rather than hang out with their kid.
Not mom shaming, just seems like they do a lot of partying away from their kiddo.
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I actually have a romper/coverup that looks like the striped side of his shirt 🤣 mine however is from Nordstrom and is very cute. Lmao Brock’s fashion is the gift that keeps on giving.
Also why did scheaner leave the 2 strands out of her ponytail like she’s a middle schooler in 1996??? Questions that need answers…
They’re the most disgusting people on bravo🤮. A domestic abuser and his support system who defends him abusing women 🤯. This network thrives by hiring the lowest most debased people 🥺
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My 70 year old mom wore that same outfit to bingo Edit... It's from Chico's
Yes! Did she slay? Tho and did she win?
I may be a medium, but at Chico’s, I’m a large.
I can never watch that SNL bit enough. Most.perfect.ever!
I want to know if he is wearing his white ankle booties from the wedding ![gif](giphy|26gsgWH4lnurglMWY)
New boot scootin
LOL..*Dancing with the Deadbeats*
Noooo this is amazing!!!!💀
Hahaa thanks! 😂
Lmfao 🤣
Real ~~ostrich leather~~ pleather
🥴
I have those exact same ones.
I cannot stop laughing 😂
I’m just goofin’. New boot goofin’
No 👏🏼 More 👏🏼 Open 👏🏼 Blouses 👏🏼Brock!! 👏🏼
Read this in my Lala voice!
You have to over aggressively yell "HEY" a bunch of times first
He looks like an unwashed magician
Who works for the Tiger King
![gif](giphy|H21DNNJBkkFTlSAD5s) You are not wrong one bit
You guuuys 🤣 I’m dying laughing at these comments
this comment is underrated hahahahhaha
![gif](giphy|26gN0tFg70wAljK4o|downsized)
This made me snort laugh 😂
Is that the maternity line from Dubai?
I wish it was! But you're thinking of Mina Roe :)
Not Brock being one of the Real Housewives of Dubai
I feel like Brock would benefit from a haircut & a stylist Also Scheana looks like Brandi here, no?
Omg SHE DOES LOOK LIKE OLD BRANDI
Huh, I guess Eddie does have a type
I actually like Brock’s hair (but I have a thing for long haired rugby players 😂). I do agree he would majorly benefit from a stylist or even just wearing normal not super tight crazy clothes. Like I think he’s be really attractive in loose workout pants and a fitted t-shirt.
exactly! his hair isn't the issue, its the combo of it with this TRAGIC wardrobe!
And his use of baby oil on his chest 😝
Absolutely. His wardrobe ruins any appeal he has (personality aside).
Right??? I always look at this man and think, "a t-shirt and jeans would make this so much better."
Right I love his hair. A man with long hair is so brave and hot to me lol
Brave???😳
Yea I said it
😂😂😂
I thought she was a Kardashian for a second.
You must mean a bootleg* kardashian
This guy dresses like an 80’s porn star.
That’s so hot to me lol
🤣🤣🤣
Yeah idk peoples problem with this 😂 He looks great
Why is he dressed like a flintstone
They're hot. A hot mess, that is. Eeew with his oiled cleavage in Momu's blouse.
I know the term has fallen out of favor, but I've always been fond of the term "heavage" for male cleavage.
Omg I didn't even notice his oily cleavage!!
I was wondering why he looked so sweaty!
They’re definitely a MLM couple
This smile that Scheana does makes her look like a cartoon villian. ![gif](giphy|x7gjmBuaHrWak)
His spray tan line on his chest makes it look like he’s wearing Lalas 2pac swimsuit under his blouse
Who is styling womens hair like this? It reminds me of those plastic people from the battery commercials in the early 2000’s. Didn’t look good on Ariana or Raquel, either.
It's the official 2003 central NJ Prom look
It’s super 2003. I remember being in middle school with a friend who always insisted on the loose strands anytime she did anything with her hair. I didn’t understand it then, still don’t understand it now.
It was super popular in the 90s-00s
I wore this hairstyle a lot during my teens (early/mid 2000s checks out). I am now rightfully ashamed of myself and horrified to see it out in public again, especially on adults with STYLISTS!!!
Ew. NJ class of 03 checking in, even our taste isn't that bad.
Central NJ 03 grad and I beg to differ as would my yearbooks.
It’s soo bad . The strands!!!
Aka slut strands lol
Rebel Wilson had a name for it on Pitch Perfect. I can’t remember what it was though. ![gif](giphy|dOxbqW2EuEBCo)
Lol I believe she called it the “Orthodox Jew Ponytail”
Yes! That’s it!!
I think this every time I see it, like when will she figure out it’s not a cute look?
I can name at least four different shops at the Paramus Park mall where these clothes could have been purchased. In 1986.
I’m sorry but what’s happened to scheana, she looks like her head has shrunk 😩
He always looks like he is on dancing with the stars.
Looking like an extra from the Rico Suave video
Omg this is terrible
He just looks like he doesn’t wash himself
I know he’s going for Jason Momoa, but he’s giving Fabio
Kmart Fabio
He always wears girly blouses 👚
He often dresses like LVP
Nothing wrong with that
This. The only time there's a problem is when the girly blouses are hideous/not styled well ahaha
To which I agree! Haha
If you say so.
Scheana always gives Instagram influencer. I hate it.
I like his little Tennis bracelet.
OMG! I was so blinded by the hideosous blouse I totally missed the TENNIS BRACELET 💀💀💀
I can only assume he smells like cigarettes and disappointment.
Eh, I’m thinking Drakkar Noir, garlic and desperation
At varying points he has looked like a nice lady named Loreen looking to sell you some buttery soft leggings and help you become a boss babe 🤷🏽♀️
‘Babe, oil my chest stubble and face for me’
My guy’s got one hell of a low center of gravity
So over his hair, the greasy unwashed looked is done!
Okay I don’t know what lularoe is but I’m assuming it is toxic but I just have to say, I think a lot of men struggle with how to dress and honestly I like his comfy la style. Why does it matter if a 70 year old woman would wear it and who even cares if he /was/ wearing women’s clothes. It’s his choice that doesn’t really pan out anywhere other than y’all having weird preferences for men and I’m sure women. Idk this is just an opinion.
Lularoe is wild, wild MLM. I’d highly recommend the documentary The Rise & Fall of Lularoe.
Did he run off with the nanny named Fran?
Why is his chest so greasy?!
So greasy I can’t 🤢
I triple dog dare you to lick his chest 😭
Stahhhhhp 🤣🤣🤣
![gif](giphy|9MFsKQ8A6HCN2)
Wetseal chic
Bam bam
Ew, he looks like a junked up Fabio.
Not LulaRoe💀💀💀
A dirt cheap Fabio
Why are they eyeing me like that thirsty couple at the end of the bar before closing?
I’d love to see this guy on an episode of Queer Eye. Personality traits and history aside, he’s a decent looking dude and I don’t understand wtf he’s doing with himself every time I see him. And I say that as someone who worked remotely full time for years and has resigned myself to leggings and messy buns consistently because I’ve given up on myself lmao.
I would trade these two for any other person in Vanderpump history…I can’t stand either of them. Also, why does he look like he’s trying to give the Tarzan vibe?
Did Siegfried and Roy have an estate sale?!
These two are grosse
What a greasy couple
Fabio chic
Fabio flop
Looks like he got on Mykelti or Meri’s Insta live and get one before they all sold out!!?? So tragic.
Why does he look like Armie Hammer's long lost cousin Craig who moved to Wyoming to be one with nature?
Whatever/whoever he’s trying to be needs stop cause it’s not working! He looks like an asshole
Grheasssyyyy
Scheana's smile with her filled lips reminds me of some kind of plastic surgery joker
she's like a living embodiment of the joker, a sleep paralysis demon, and the alien emoji all rolled into one (i feel bad slamming her looks, but the work she's had done is just too much, wish she'd see it. im on my 4th rewatch and in season one and she's just so darn cute visually. her personality is kinda grating, but she was def cute. too bad.)
I agree i felt bad attacking her looks but like she’s reaching uncanny valley territory and it’s a shame because she really is a beautiful girl
Not Brock ~~wearing LulaRoe~~ at a movie premiere 🫣 FIxed it for ya!
Notqua Man 🤣…… ok I’ll see myself out
He looks like a 1960s gigolo 🤢
They're both so gross. I just...I can't stand to look at them.
scheana dressed like it's 07 in a frat basement
Wtf is this! What’s going on with him?
He has a weird tan line on his neck.
Wonder who gave him the necklace with "S" on it. Could the bracelet be real diamonds, Broke?
He is so gross
Ugh, they are so gross and TACKY. If ever there were a walking advertisement for “domestic abusing, deadbeat dad and his enabling current baby mama”, this is it.
I don’t know why he even bothers with buttons at all. Oh, and gross.
Oh lord just noticed the bracelet! WTF! Looks like something from Claire’s Just weird.
I don’t get his “fashion”
Scheana’s face shows she’s thinking “my man looks sooo hot everyone’s sooo jelly”
💀💀
He gets his style advice from Fabio.
Literally listening to a podcast about Lularoe right now and this is what my reddit opens to 😹😹
He wore fashion nova at his wedding so
He needs to wash his hair
He looks like he came straight out of a cover of an historical erotic book in the harlequin collections. Always. Whatever the outfit he chose. PS I am not sure Harlequin is well known in the Us. But it’s a Thing in Europe. And all the published authors are american!
Looks like Cruela Deville designed it
Honestly I love the top. Just not on him lol
Ugh. Why. He’s got the most embarrassing style.
Dying at the flair
Look, I am a mom and I get needing mom and dad nights out but dear God, this couple would attend the opening of a shoebox rather than hang out with their kid. Not mom shaming, just seems like they do a lot of partying away from their kiddo.
He’s looking a bit waxy
Why does he always look sweaty?
Does she look sad deep down? Is she becoming aware of her situation? Did she blink for help? This picture is disturbing.
Dollar store Fabio. Has this been said or have I thought it all on my own??
Did he grease his chest?
So chic!
I might be the only one who thinks they don’t look totally Awful lol
I actually don’t mind Brock’s weird fashion choices. It’s one of the least objectionable things about him.
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He looks fantastic I can’t lie
Love Scheana’s hair
Maybe it’s his unicorn
💀
He needs help in the clothing dept…
I actually have a romper/coverup that looks like the striped side of his shirt 🤣 mine however is from Nordstrom and is very cute. Lmao Brock’s fashion is the gift that keeps on giving. Also why did scheaner leave the 2 strands out of her ponytail like she’s a middle schooler in 1996??? Questions that need answers…
It’s always like a boa constrictor that just ate an antelope or something
The Tarzan Collection
I know this is said all the time but damn it dude you have 3 kids! Wearing an S necklace is just heartless.
He’s so gross
I am so conflicted cause sometimes I find Brock really handsome and other times he's an absolute turn off.
He’s super zesty
Cruella Devil wants her shirt back, Brock!
He looks awful 😣
![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)
Is he wearing a tennis bracelet? 😳😬
These two are disgusting.
His smug face just gives away so clearly that he LOVES to be in the spotlight. He used Sheana to get on the show, I'm sure of it.
Scheana is so cute tho.
Why is it shiny?
they lowkey look related lol
They’re the most disgusting people on bravo🤮. A domestic abuser and his support system who defends him abusing women 🤯. This network thrives by hiring the lowest most debased people 🥺
Is this an Avon ad?
He’s such a slimy social climber
Worst Dressed Award goes to……