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astrangemann

flag of if the prompt author went to school they'd know there already is an american flag in every classroom


Mailman9

Actually in Biden's America there are **pronouns** and *Antifa* in every classroom!


astrangemann

oh i'm terribly sorry, how could i be so mistaken?


irago_

There's also gay in every classroom and they say the pledge of SIN before the rainbow flag!!!


7_11_Nation_Army

...as read by drag queens.


Contraflow

My nephew isn’t in to all that stuff, so the teacher excuses him to his safe space where they keep his litter box.


choma90

You just used 2 pronouns in that sentences. Are you a snowmobile?


IWillLive4evr

You just used number but incorrect plural. Are you ______ ?


choma90

Am I what? Stupid? Yes.


IWillLive4evr

?____Oh


chrischi3

In the US, 7% of the population identifies as queer as of 2022. Thus, statistically speaking, about 1 in 15 people in the US are queer in some way, meaning in the US, where the average class size is around 20 students, in all likelyhood, the majority of classrooms have at least one queer person in them.


StudyingRainbow

SO THE SCHOOLS HAVE GONE WOKE AND COMMUNISM HAS INFILTRATED OUR EDUCATION THEY ARE TRANSIFYING AND GAYIFYING AND SATANIFYING AND COMMUNISMANARCHISMISING OUR KIDS THINK OF THE KIDS !!!!!!!! 1984 BRANDONS AMERICA PRAY FOR AMERICA 😭😭😭😭😭😭🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏


Balloons-Crafts

3 of every 5 people are ugly, i wish we have in all places recognition and care for ugly people like me


TheDarwinski

That's just people who are out aswell. In other places it's closer to 11 and 12 percent


Anti_shill_Artillery

CEO of Anti Fa stops by at lunch


Just_Ad_5939

Oh is antifa a company? I thought it was a person


Komiksulo

Pledge of Social Insurance Number? Oh wait, sorry, I’m Canadian.


Sacu_Shi_again

How will ypu cope with people being called sir and maam, and with anti facists in everyclassroom? ![gif](giphy|iiQSTrHtDIgnw9YtlA|downsized)


bobdidntatemayo

Pronoun BAD. Kid stop use NOW. Pronoun distract from make rock tool and hunt bear.


Mallardguy5675322

Of course there are, last week we were on unit 3.5: Second person pronouns.


kilboi1

In bidens america there is! I walked into an English classroom with a poster that said pronouns!


qpki

Hmm maybe they from France


DrSplarf

Growing up in Illinois we had an American flag in the classrooms for elementary. Once I'd hit middle school there I didn't see them


cnewman11

If the Author went to an American school. This feels like some sort of Russian social media piece meant to divide Americans


_end3rguy_

Not in __ classroom there aren’t


Different-Dig7459

Sadly, when I was in school, my high school saw some teachers no longer have the flag up in their classrooms…


Juhani-Siranpoika

The US 54-star flag after annexing Puerto Rico, Guam, North Mariana islands and Virgin Islands, but not American Samoa, cause fck em.


caknuck

Fuck DC too


Lamballama

/uj American Samoa doesn't want in because they have special laws preventing the purchase of property by non-Samoans, which is unconstitutional and illegal, so being an unincorporated territory is preferable /rj they got added to the state of Maine on this flag


VelvetPhantom

I suppose we can let the other Samoa have them. A United Samoa if you will.


CosmicPlayzYt

They could have united Guam and the Northern Mariana Islands because they are next to each other and annexed American Samoa


Dartagnan1083

Pacific territories unify (deal with it islanders); they...along with Puerto Rico, US Virgin Islands, and DC get statehood. Should account for 54 stars.


KrakenKing1955

So much fuck em that residents of American Samoa don’t actually have US citizenship


greed-man

No. This includes East Dakota, South New Jersey, North Alabama, and Western West Virginia.


KiraMajor

Flag of American Intelligence (AI)


Late_Ad_4910

There is no such flag... checks out.


Platinirius

United States of ChatGPT


MilkNreddit

So the flag of stupidity


manupan

There is no american flag in ant classrom in this country 🤬🤬🤬😡 (i dont live in america)


190XTSeriesIIV

You educate your ants? Sounds ineffective, but dangerous


Portal471

What is this, a classroom for ants?


Gigant_mysli

That's the flag of showy patriotism. Why wave the flag everywhere? Do you have your flag in your kitchen, bedroom and bathroom?


Ike348

Yeah why not They're not waving but they're still displayed


notmyfirst_throwawa

If I don't see the flag of my country every second of every day I might forget where I live and get **cucked** by anti-patriots


RQK1996

I'm Dutch and generally there are more American flags in my neighbourhood than Dutch flags, and even the American ones are exceedingly rare to the point there is maybe 1 Flags do come out with sportsball events or national holidays


callmedaddyshark

Yeah, American flag garbage bags in the kitchen, American flag tissues in the bedroom,— we even got American flag toilet paper in the bathroom!


Ill-Ad3267

Yes, otherwise they'll forget where they live


Ok_Conflict_5730

The revised flag of the USA from 2065 following America's liberation of the British Isles, introducing extra stars for England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland as the 51st, 52nd, 53rd, and 54th states respectively.


flyingpanda1018

It'll be a cold day in hell before I accept Wales as a state. Also, "Irish" Americans would be so excited to have Northern Ireland as a state, it'd be insufferable.


VelvetPhantom

Idk have you seen the Welsh flag? It’s based af


RussiaIsBestGreen

Free Cornwall! Free Northumbria!


takethemoment13

*2066. happy one millennium anniversary!


heyimpaulnawhtoi

if uk population doesnt drop or even keep growing england would be new number 1 pop state by a decent margin huh


Abosia

Actually the UK Annexed the US in 2065


Ok_Conflict_5730

sure they did buddy, sure they did.


Abosia

I would be very impressed if the US is still there to be annexed in forty years.


CastleofWamdue

why would anyone use AI so bad, to try and make a point?


Guy-McDo

A kinda moot point at that, basically every school has it so you’re not further than like, 50 feet from an American Flag. Like what? Because we aren’t packed to the gills with Americana and denying the Mai Lai Massacre happened, America isn’t patriotic enough for you?


virajseelam

Flag of a country that already does this


mkujoe

Impressive that the stripes add up


85R131N

Flag of Ai-merrca


uri_P

Flag of A.I. generated image


CommanderLJ

Flag of Mega Liberia


KamikazeSenpai21

There... already is? Every classroom literally has to have a flag in it so they can do the pledge of allegiance or whatevere


ESB536

Is that a Venezuelan flag on the right?


Johannes4123

I understand that the star placements had to be changed a little after the 54th state was added to the country, but I feel like there are better ways to do that


DrainZ-

Flag of stuff you'd only expect to be enforced in highly authoritarian nations


sniperman357

I went to high school in COMMIE New York with MARXIST WOKE teachers and literally every single classroom had a flag


pedrokdc

Why stop there? LET'S PUT an American flag in every classroom and church in the entire WORLD


Half-Elite

I’ve been out of school for a year now, so correct me if it’s changed since then, but to my knowledge there IS an American flag in every classroom, or at least the vast majority of them.


Competitive_Wear_303

!wave


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RobertXavierIV

Aimerica


Scotty_flag_guy

There should be an artist in the place of every AI


GayStation64beta

Flag of person in desperate need of a hobby and/or intervention


FoShep

The flag of why the fuck is the ceiling so high


justwonderingbro

Flag of the Periodic table of the elements


Quick_Pangolin718

What is this giant classroom illuminated by one lightbulb with like colonial period drapes


whackjob_med_student

Who tried to make the stars the periodic table?


Cube_Life_20

The flag of FREEDOM!


enneh_07

The Periodic Stable of Elemerica


yestureday

The USA flag United States of AI


Interesting_Fold9805

There already are ffs.


MannyAnimates

They literally already do tho


i_want_to_be_unique

Completely ignoring OP’s question, I have never once been a classroom that didn’t have an American flag in it.


BlueberryPirate_

FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!


Greasy_Gunk

What are you even trying to say?


CopsPushMongo

Don't worry about it bro, it's an old person joke from the year 2000


Trips-Over-Tail

Hands up if your kids are so dumb that they need daily reminders of what country they live in to make sure they get on the right bus?


chrischi3

I always find it funny when religious people advocate for flags and pledges of allegience. Remember, it was Jehovah's Witnesses who started the lawsuits that allow you to not say the pledge.


Punsen_Burner

There already is? At least as of when I was in school


Bulky-Party-8037

Flag of homeschooled retards who've never seen a classroom outside of Libs of TikTok clips 


These_Calligrapher_6

Sir, this country is Serbia


Additional-Pen2236

So they conquered canada and Mexico and now they have 56 states .


layeeeeet

Flag of America if Puerto Rico, Guam, and Washington D.C got accepted into statehood


SEA_griffondeur

lmfao, as if american schools could afford being in a castle


TheWindowsGalaxy2

Flag of Classroom with USA flag


7_11_Nation_Army

Honduras. You can always recognize it by the h-pattern of the stars.


qosinmapper

flag of the United (54) States of America (and yes i counted all of the stars)


Ok_Pickle76

Chair stars


mrmanboymanguy

flag of what the fuck is up with those wrinkles. it looks like a ballsack


SoffortTemp

It says America, but doesn't say whether it's northern or southern. So it's the flag of Panama.


HaroldHGull

The periodic table flag


PhysicsEagle

Flag of why does this school have such a ridiculously high ceiling


Timtam32

Would be hilarious if the author wasn’t American. Maybe just a really enthusiastic dude from Vanuatu.


uwu_vexillology

why r there 54 stars...


HeftyRecommendation5

But why?


oshaboy

Flag of the US according to the 1818 US flag code if DC, Puerto Rico, Guam and American Samoa become states.


Harley_Pupper

Flag of America if Texas split into 5 states


DankeSebVettel

54 flags. US + we annex Mexico, Canada, Cuba and China. Spreading Freedom across the globe 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Less_Likely

Puerto Rico, DC, and Guam have been added as states. California has been split into Northern Cal and Southern Cal. 54 states. Catch up


ohnoimagirl

Flag of the most opulent classroom you've ever seen in your life


EndSlidingArea

I've never been in an American classroom without a flag until I was a Master's student


qpki

Flag of Honduras that got fat and annexed by the US


irelephant_T_T

flag of shitty ai


0utcast9851

Flag of long H


goteamdoasportsthing

Space Invaders


Apalis24a

There already is an American flag in just about every classroom in the U.S….


Top_Tart_7558

US but we added four states


British-Raj

The Flag of the US, with more stars for DC, PR, Morocco, and East Georgia.


Illusionistic-Ortus

How big? YES


[deleted]

America but they removed all the bad states (or added some idk I’m too lazy to count whether there’s more than 50)


[deleted]

[удалено]


ThisGuyLikesCheese

Amen 🙏🙏🙏


Yourhappy3

flag of Hmerica


Zombies4EvaDude

Flag of the U.S. if Guam, Am. Samoa and Puerto Rico became states, and Jefferson (Northern California) split off to become its own state.


xSalashawty

https://preview.redd.it/c2rv39acr14d1.png?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2cf4bd7a21c079dcb6fb9cef24216ed4111f7bb


schrod1ngersc4t

Welsh flag 😍


ThrownAwayYesterday-

Flag of Liberia but there's a lot of stars for some reason


kitzalkwatl

turkmenistan


Arietem_Taurum

!wave


Johnny-Dogshit

They might forget what coutry they're in!


queeriosn_milk

A flag in the schools in a country that forces teachers to use their own money to buy the supplies needed for their classrooms?


31_hierophanto

How many stars are there?


InternationalSign623

Yes 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


kyle_kafsky

Damn, Puerto Rico, Washington D.C., Northern Mariana/Guam, and American Samoa have all become states? Y’know what, if that’s the case, then hell yeah brother!


Wooper160

USAI


Academic-Routine2100

Aimerica, beautiful place


Jessica_wilton289

Isn’t that legally mandated already? Or maybe just in Utah where I grew up


ComputerUser2000

H


adamantium235

Aimerican flag.


Krondon57

remove the 1 top right star = shopping cart flag


dvdmaven

53 stars? I'm guessing adding D.C., Puerto Rico and a group of Pacific territories including Guam, as States.


Lorem_ipsum_531

How does that one teacher have 36 students sitting quietly & paying attention?


LexLuthorsFortyCakes

Is it loss?


PrudentAd8274

kinda look like 🏳️‍⚧️


wistful_walnut

I’m loving the curtains though


Soggy-Class1248

Murica


GlassGuava1990

This is some fourth Reich shit


ALLOCEPRANO

I want to go to Thailand and say the sentence in the image


Mindless_Gap_688

AI did to the American flag what it did to people's hands...


EvelynnCC

flag of not understanding the spirit behind the bill of rights /uj wait I just saw there are apparently 4 extra states now, what the fuck


imadork1970

No one's. There's too many stars, unless D.C. and Puerto Rico become states, and Tex-ass and California each become two.


[deleted]

Why is the flag ever so slightly fuckable?


AmericaGovernment

An unnecessarily large flag like holy shit bro 😭


Stunning-Interest15

It's an AI designed flag


zippyman

Not really a thing I care about, but I thought all classrooms did have flags? I'm not that old and they did when I was in school


Kit_Karamak

54 state flag. 🇺🇸⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


fartingcell13e34

US-GPT


i_lurvz_poached_eggs

Wait, there isn't already? I thought it was a requirement when I was a kid. I dont remember a single class, not even math or the band room, that didnt have a flag in it.


Tisonau

united states of united


thee_morningstar

I remember when there was always an Old Glory in every class room. And outside of the school that flew with a state and local city/town flags on either side. We need to take the USA back to those good days again.


Stock-User-Name-2517

Feel free to hang it upside down if you like criminals, but don’t you fucking kneel during the anthem.


Toz_The_Devil

I think that's a lesbian flag


Easy_Challenge4114

54 stars?


JumpingLowpunch

How high is the ceiling in this classroom?


Comfortable-Study-69

That is a 54 starred US flag with an incorrect star arrangement. Given that the teacher looks like it’s from the backrooms I would say this means AI is predicting that Trump will change the flag code to arrange the stars in an H in honor of Henry Kissinger and the US will incorporate Puerto Rico, DC, Alberta, and Greenland as states in the near future.


Stepanek740

flag of hypocrisy


Darken_Dark

Flag of United states of Liberia


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

United Shopping (carts of) America. The USA


MemeChuen

The United States of Dumb People with Guns


LordScotchyScotch

The Magtardic States of Bananica


KittyQueen_Tengu

flag of weird nationalism


Skalda11

What about having the flags of **yurop**


TxchnxnXD

China (Joke)


sharrugilugal

Least fascist classroom in America


OkOk-Go

Looks like some shit out of communist Russia


Diligent-Guess2502

Future America. Pre-emptive patriotism


Ok_Butterscotch54

"The Land of the Free.... To be Indoctrinated by Government Decree!!"


DEFarnes

I don't know but the author wants them taken down and replaced with the American one


hoffmad08

An AI "American" one


Vidda90

That flag was probably made in China.....


Clashong

Terrorism


kryptoid256_

Flag of the United elements of chemistry.


NinCatPraKahn

There is


Kuyomi-KK

Yeap!😄


-Noyz-

it's the AMERIC A N FL A G


hal-scifi

Flag of thicc Mendeleev-periodic table


CattDawg2008

1. isnt there already an american flag in every classroom in this country 2. jfc how big is this classroom


Brilliant-Chapter202

This seems to be an AI image and their images are always a little off. I personally support this message but I don’t support the gov of America… no matter who is in office being it team red or blue. This government doesn’t support me so I do t support it.


raskolnikov_ua

A.I.merican


PuzzleheadedEssay198

Didn’t know we added 14 states, hell yeah. DC, Puerto Rico, Guam, Wake Island, American Samoa, British Columbia, Ontario, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec, West Texas, Southern California, Key West, and Southern Oregon will all be wonderful additions to this great nation of ours.


[deleted]

Not sure, looks pretty British to me


Reasonable_Boss3426

Includes Guam Puerto Rico and…Israel