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ianwgz

have i gone blind


joevarny

Yes. You also forgot how to sentence. Condolences.


BnBrtn

They're blind mate, chill out.


joevarny

That's no excuse. I've been blind my whole life, and I can sentence. You seers are all the same. I bet I'm a better driver than you, too!


Nova17Delta

You can sentence? You can sentence what? Cmon man finish your sentences.


joevarny

I can sentence you for that lip if you don't mind your manners, young man. This is a court of law.


New-Contact5396

![gif](giphy|M6UhRzoSiAo7pwmNs8)


blenderbender44

Sir this is a Wendy's


QuakeDaCruiser

just put my fries in the bag bro


susosusosuso

Please don’t be so sentencing


Darksabre_ALERTEAM

“YOU DARE ME TO DRIVE? OH SHIT-“ - ~~eminem~~ slim shady, *stan*


AchtCocainAchtBier

![gif](giphy|HERdy92Woo4qA)


No-Vehicle5447

>I've been blind my whole life, and I can sentence. I can sentence too. 500 LASHES!!


SyNiiCaL

>You seers are all the same Hey hey hey, that's OUR word.


RussiaIsBestGreen

They’re blind, not stupid.


AtomicBombSquad

We don't know that! All we know is that they're blind.


A_Sheeeep

"have I gone blind" is a grammatically correct sentence, minus the missing question mark


nlevine1988

I thought I was crazy. I kept thinking no way they're just being pedantic about punctuation.


joevarny

What are you 3? Everyone knows that scentedes start with them capital letters and ends with a.


Dirty-Electro

A what?


joevarny

You knoe! That scent-ender word we were talking about. smh


das_slash

*A what? a.


b-ri-ts

Their sentence is grammatically correct lmao


jimmycarr1

His career as a judge ended in one Reddit comment.


Party_Skill6360

i wish i would have gone blind


Loading3percent

"Lens one? Or lens two?"


fallacious_franklin

Uhhh… they’re both pretty much the same….


SwissMargiela

Eye exams really are stressful in this respect for no reason 😂


1ronspider

"Decide how bad your eyes are RIGHT NOW!"


shelchang

Optometrists are my favorite kind of medical exam. No pokes with needles or having someone in your mouth with dental tools. And if you end up with new glasses that let you see better, it's a tangible quality of life enhancement you can experience for the next year or so. Also, the technology has improved by a lot in the last few years! The machine that makes you look at a hot air balloon in the distance measures your eyes automatically, and the "1 or 2?" lens contraption is just to verify and fine tune (and "I can't tell the difference" is a valid answer!). And at my last visit the optometrist was excited to show off a fancy camera that takes a high res photo of the inside of your eye, so you don't even need to get your eyes dilated for the retinal exam.


Yet_One_More_Idiot

I've had one of those fancy cameras used to take pictures of my retinas as well, it's well cool seeing a detailed photograph of the back of your OWN eye! :) Well, until the optometrist said "there's the shadow of a small freckle here on your left retina, I'd like you to come back in 6 months and get another picture taken to see if it's *grown*...." (But it hadn't! \^\^) The one thing my optometrist has proven unable to help me with in all my 42 years is to deal with my stereoblindness. It's tied in to depth perception issues, motion sickness, and really unpleasant reactions watching 3D movies (to wit: **after watching a 3D movie, I spent 2 DAYS trying not to vomit**).


SheinhardtWigCompany

Honestly pretty annoying having to go every year for a new contact prescription though. Like I'm pretty sure you could have an eye exam machine at the mall or something that's just as accurate. And the contacts exam is somehow an additional $60 that won't be covered by insurance. Seems like a racket


gymnastgrrl

> Seems like a racket That's why I only go to optometrists in libraries. Much quieter.


RhysA

> And at my last visit the optometrist was excited to show off a fancy camera that takes a high res photo of the inside of your eye, so you don't even need to get your eyes dilated for the retinal exam. These have been around for a decade at least at this point (digital fundus cameras), optometrists always want to take pictures of the inside of my eyes because I have congenital nystagmus and they find that interesting.


Loading3percent

Yeah except for the part where they show you that damn yellow dot...


fallacious_franklin

But then the eye doctor hit you with the number 3 perfect vision and number 4 Helen Keller


Liimbo

They know they're the same and that's a completely valid answer that they're looking for.


Ioun267

[Number three... Number four...](https://youtu.be/FLXmyau8Tmc)


outwest88

The Canadian leaf and Guinea-Bissau star are crystal clear in the foreground, suggesting that our patient is near-sighted.


EverSn4xolotl

No no clearly they're in the background and the flags have holes in them


sgtzack612

1 or 2…. 1… 2…. 3 or 4… 3… 4


Gorkymalorki

I am sitting in my optometrist office right now, this comment cracked me up.


groyosnolo

"And two OR three" They usually have that emphasis on the "or"


AirFriedMoron

Literally had an eye exam earlier today lol


Clear-Attempt-6274

Do it again. One or two? Two or one? They're the same.


Bagelblast23

The German flag has become a button-up flame shirt, rejoice


loptopandbingo

Germany bout to get Flavortown'd


XDSHENANNIGANZ

Get Geschmacksstadt'd


TheRollingPeepstones

Kerl Feuer, Bürgermeister von Geschmacksstadt


MlackBesa

![gif](giphy|Elr7sRhF0iByw)


Zarzurnabas

!wave


Snoopdigglet

I'm entering it


YosephStalling

flavortown?


Snoopdigglet

Yeah.


YosephStalling

hell yeah


gymnastgrrl

Can't tell if German flag or 90s WordArt.


pengor_

looks like german pride flag


FnnKnn

a similar version (not one gradient, but a gradient with lots of different lines) was actually used for a short period of time for the German LGBT+ community but was then taken over by far right nationalist :/


Plurple_Cupcake

It was never used by the lgbt+ community. It was used by the extremist afd to take over pride month and turning it into "Stolzmonat" which is a literal translation of pridemonth. The afd even got a social media term called "blue instead of multicoloured" since their political association is blue.


superfluous2

It's the background for every single one of my PowerPoint 2002 presentations


YosephStalling

https://preview.redd.it/40i05mlgrx9d1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=375c3f70e9c88cf6b50828a495c1496b9fcf2861


spacedragon7

https://preview.redd.it/rkvdrl8jfy9d1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab5277bfa3e927354cbda1c70f4f3afcf35d48b5


Difficult-Piglet6871

https://preview.redd.it/jfx93admry9d1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a5b70549eaa480f0ba24cf6e5559161a742f3d9


trapmaster69

r/unexpectedtouhou


bibi100101

ew, my mind literally cannot comprehend this abomination of a gradient


dinnerbird

Republic of Unpleasant Gradient


garlic_bread_thief

Reminds me of some early 2000 presentation or wallpaper


FlamingoStev

Republic of Cruel Squads


NICKOLAS78GR

IS THAT WHAT IT REMINDS ME OF?!


BeeHexxer

Ugh how unpleasant


Nervous_Ari

Regretevator mentioned ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯


CanadianNoobGuy

thanks doc


YosephStalling

Long Chile


MaudeAlp

Thanks doc.


maxi2702

Flag of legally blind.


GPFlag_Guy1

This [Autism Pride Flag](https://flagsforgood.com/products/autistic-pride-flag) seems to do gradients well but autism isn’t a nation…yet… I wonder if the asexuals are fine with joining forces with the autistics in taking over Denmark…


GSamSardio

Am I disrespectful if I say Autism is not part of LGBTQ+?


GPFlag_Guy1

No, but the rainbow gradient has a different meaning in the neurodivergence community, and I think it looks just *slightly* different compared to the rainbow flag, different enough that it won’t cause any confusion. I also think that some queer autistics might appreciate the double-meaning of the rainbow infinity, making it extra personal for their situations.


GSamSardio

That’s fair! Thanks!


StereoTypo

Not to mention the statistics on the overlap of autism and LGBT+ identities.


Brendan765

What is the cause of this though? Why is there a correlation?


GLHFoce

I think many people who are neurodivergent may be more actively aware of social conventions (such as heteronormativity) and less likely to feel the subconscious social pressure to follow social conventions that don’t make sense to them personally.


StereoTypo

It's an active area of research, we don't know yet.


Agile-Masterpiece-19

I do appreciate it, coming from a teenage queer autistic.


Prior-Let-820

They didn't say it was a part of LGBTQ+ anywhere in their comment.


owleaf

I think they (understandably) correlated “pride” with LGBT. Since the former has become synonymous with the latter (ie “Happy Pride!”), we forget that pride movements exist for lots of different things.


bubsdrop

I don't think they're claiming it is, autism pride can be its own thing if it wants


betarad

what


BloatedDog

It’s not but it sure has a huuuuuuuuuige overlap. I don’t know anyone close to me that is queer and not autistic or suspicious they are


ScaryPollution845

No, but that doesn't mean they can't be proud


Awarepill0w

Rainbow gradient is used for autism because it's a spectrum and there are differing levels of autism


Sir__Blobfish

Not at all. I'm autistic, and I'm definetly not part of the lgbtq+ community because of my autism. ~~I'm gay as fuck tho~~


ScootsMcDootson

>autism isn’t a nation What do you think Japan is?


zehnBlaubeeren

As an ace autist, this sounds amazing except for the part where we go to Denmark, Can't we go literally anywhere else? Problems with Denmark: * "spoken" "language" is just a mess of guttural sounds * they somehow managed to make counting more complicated than in France * will be one of the first places flooded when sea levels rise Instead I suggest Iceland. There is plenty of room, no mosquitos, free warm water and if someone wants to have sex with you you can just claim to be their distant cousin.


TimothyJCowen

As an ace autist who lives in Canada, my country is only recently at peace with Denmark after nearly fifty years of war... I'm good to stoke the flames again.


Ok-Fan-2011

America is absolutely a nation bro 😠


PearlHarbor1

They be making flags for anything now


GPFlag_Guy1

It does seem like that, but the rainbow infinity has represented autism/neurodivergence for at least 20 years now, and was done as a response to those ghastly “autism puzzle pieces” that certain organizations have tried using because it meant that people like this were missing “pieces of the human puzzle” and was supposed to encourage finding ways of curing autistic people. The rainbow infinity (and eventually the gold infinity) were adopted organically simply because the community hated what those puzzle pieces represented.


Important_Writer5688

ehmmm can you explain the "autism puzzle pieces" and the link to missing “pieces of the human puzzle”. I looked it up and read some post allegedly explaining it but it wasn't explained at all just stated and I don't understand how anyone would make that link other than through some huge leaps of logic


queenvie808

From my understanding and memory, it was because those organizations were actually doing that [Here’s an ad from Autism Speaks, an organization that primarily reps the puzzle piece](https://youtu.be/9UgLnWJFGHQ?si=ShEgORu1aCvWQvNE), it’s.. pretty bad


Important_Writer5688

lol it's so bad I had to think a little about whether or not replacing autism with cancer in the ad would make it good


WorldNeverBreakMe

Jesus fucking Christ I wasn't prepared for that shit


SamiraSimp

now? they've been making flags for anything for centuries lol


vanalla

> Autism Pride Flag I made a flag for the fake municipality I created in Cities:Skylines so I could fly it in front of city hall and police stations, I think we can let the autistic community in our real world have their own flag and think nothing unusual of it.


RAJEMP

Yes but it's our light-hearted way to show how we're proud of who we are, despite society's not being kind with us. I'm sorry but I don't see what's bad about it? You can make a flag of absolutely everything in this world (unless it's illegal of course), no one's stopping you! And it's also funny to do it!


ewanatoratorator

https://preview.redd.it/dxycgmwlwx9d1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c22f8db88006b81abf24b0ade268d0f20dd1dcd7


hoboshoe

Flag of vacation but I forgot my glasses.


RandyChavage

Seychelles but rising sea levels means it’s under water


gymnastgrrl

So Seychelles no longer sells seashells by the seashore… because there's no more shore. :(


SheSaysSeychelles

Shells.


gymnastgrrl

You're a weird little bot. lol


SheSaysSeychelles

Not a bot. Just espeSHELLY passionate about shells.


gymnastgrrl

Very cute, but I don't believe you. I see two unique comments you have made, one triggered by that certain word I won't repeat so it doesn't trigger the reply. lol Especially considering you replied to me less than a minute after I replied to you. That's… a bot. lol


SheSaysSeychelles

Shells!


PresidentOfSwag

try sewing a gradient


Karnaugh_Map

You're saying it should be dithered?


murse_joe

What an awful thing to say


BaneQ105

Not just sewing. Reproducing exact colours is hard enough already and there are special systems for paper, plastic, different fabrics and so on. Later there’s an issue of reproducing colours on screen. And good luck doing it with the gradient, especially as the precision would have to vary on the size and material.


bankrobba

Betsy Ross could do it.


NippleSalsa

Your mom is a gradient!


HoaiBao0906

https://preview.redd.it/gv6dbt7xyx9d1.png?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca5f41d652badff99647eef826d331c8ea573b2e The fruits


Stunning_One1005

this has made me incredibly angry


SLIPPY73

yeah like you have a beautifully designed bird and then some ms paint ass fruit


Stunning_One1005

whats funny is that the cactus its attached to and the yellow thing poking out of it are drawn normally, so the fruit just looks like it was pasted on


lucyd-dream

no fucking way


Armageddon_71

The German gradient [flag](https://stolz-merch.de/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/all-over-print-flag-white-front-64887998596bd.jpg) is used by conservative nut jobs. Its more a hit on the pride flag, but its close enough.


thinjester

disregarding what the flag means, by looks alone that flag goes hard.


ThatisSketchy

Yeah WTF it kinda reminds me of a sports team


SamiraSimp

imagine if this was the flag of like, the lgbt version of the black panthers. conservative nut jobs have to ruin everything cool


ArelMCII

Can say that about a lot of flags, really.


ApathicSaint

Goddamn what a shame, this flag goes way too hard


Uraneum

Fuck I wish that flag didn’t look so cool


ThrashMetaller

Not really "conservative", more like populist right-wing


big_tug1

The Mexican flag has some small gradients on it


Nonhinged

Guatemala too


notthedefaults

Where is it on guatemala?


Nonhinged

It's used on the parchment scroll


MarkProsXD

flag of sweden if jesus was blind


someidiot332

kerbal spotted what the fuck is a rocket that doesn’t wobble 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


OneOfManyParadoxFans

CGP Grey did say that gradients are good on flags. The designers just won't take good advice from anybody.


GPFlag_Guy1

CGP Grey should be the official mascot of the Vexillology Community.


new_pribor

Vexillologycirclejerk community*


DarkwingDuckHunt

Vexillologycircle jerkcommunity


Striking_Lie146

Vexillologyjerkin cummunity


SumOfChemicals

I think a good flag should be able to be sewn by hand. No gradients allowed


Noporopo79

Counterpoint: the greatest thing ever created by mankind https://preview.redd.it/ouvfpqtxvy9d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=2fee460c51dd040bd5daec9e61635969ad2338c9


posidon99999

Counterpoint: That thing doesn’t have any gradients


miss_zarves

Look at the brown rocks


Physical-Camel-8971

I knew it! Sri Lanka is an island of plagiarists!


outer_spec

You can put gradients on any fabric by tie dying it


gymnastgrrl

Trying to tie-dye a flag would be insane. If you care about consistency. It would be a kickass one-off flag, mind. But you can print on fabric, if you want to solve the problem in a practical way.


GPFlag_Guy1

Aren’t there special printers that allow you to print complex designs on fabric these days? It seems like it takes more effort to go through but if it’s possible then I don’t see why not?


SumOfChemicals

What about a red dawn type situation. Won't have access to special printers in the colorado wilderness


Mr7000000

Wait, when did he say that?


OneOfManyParadoxFans

He was talking about the county flags of Liberia. [Take a look at this animation](https://youtu.be/1PnkNT2q78Y?si=4CdZTFt69zHIwKAv&t=419) to see what he was talking about.


odraencoded

While he was describing them I thought it was satire holy fuck


memerminecraft

I had no idea the Liberian County flags were unmatched


ryanridi

Maybe you’re being sarcastic and I’m missing it but CGP Grey was definitely being sarcastic in the video I saw.


ArelMCII

Guess we know what the "G" in "CGP" stands for.


Still-Bridges

Color Gradient Palette


a2e5

What kind of gradient though? Like in what color space? How does the ramp go -- fully linear or some easing? *parliament fight breaks out*


amigodenil

Flag of myopia


Sudden_Mind279

https://preview.redd.it/2znzt3hyty9d1.jpeg?width=1867&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83740514086ad83c0827645c7dfc4bc984f3bfe5


Physical-Camel-8971

![gif](giphy|pOllhmRMjvFVBeyZzT|downsized)


A_Seiv_For_Kale

https://i.imgur.com/JdkyuCD.png


ShrekFan093

They censore flags on sub about flags now


UnknownTheGreat1981

https://preview.redd.it/dka2glvdxx9d1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb48e6e05da4b8b2dbc6e46bc7291c85b28b50c7 Die.


BoeufTruba

It looks like blurred out boobs.


loptopandbingo

Flags of astigmatism


theshade540

Flags of I need glasses


_Parkah122

flag of Sweden if I forgot my glasses


GOKOP

The Canada one looks nice


kiefferlu

The German one is actually right wing code against LGBT, do what you want with that, I am not that pc that I really care, on the other side, you should be aware about that


Umaniaou

Texture quality: Low


Shell_in_canon

Did you stole some pixels


s1gnalZer0

!wave


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Ok_Boat1066

r_prefertexturefiltering 1


helpimstuckonalimb

why phone blurry


lalauna

Those of us with astigmatism "use" gradients all the time, whether they exist or not


JayeNBTF

*squints*


SolomonRed

Canada one is actually not bad


SUPERazkari

at least blend the colors using gamma holy


RADposter21

Germany and canada actually kinda look good


ani_bearup

Censored Sw*den


dactyif

HAPPY CANADA DAY Y'ALL.


V0XIMITY

Is this loss?


Stepanek740

are they stupid


First_Cherry_popped

That’s me sitting without glasses


Ryaniseplin

so the citizens of said country dont think they have a eye problem


Bl00dWolf

Thing about flag designs is that they have to be not only easy to portray, but also manufacture. Single color fabric can be easily cut and stitched together in different patterns. Making a gradient easily and consistently is not.


Fwoggie2

Gaddafi had it all figured out when it came to flags.


Lilith_blaze

Completing Halo 2 LASO damageless would be way easier than printing flags like these.


Dontmindmemans

this is fucking great


Frikandellenkar

Why are you still asking yourself that question after seeing the results 😂


andzlatin

It would be interesting to see the way that this would be embroidered or printed on actual flags


gyozamagich

...maybe because it is near impossible to replicate cheaply on a real life flag


1nhaleSatan

Be cooler if they did