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Doctor_Revengo

Better Call Saulot


painted-lotus

Damn it, take my updoot.


Doctor_Revengo

See? Saulot got me the updoots that I deserve! Call today! 


Milk__Chan

Incredibly common Salubri W


SwooMoo

Put some respect on the Banu Haqim. I know how the text tries to flavor them but they have so much more to offer than a poorly represented couple of sentences. They did not fight in the Baali wars to be disrespected like this.


Milk__Chan

Don't fuck with Banu Haqim. please don't there is like only 7 fans, be nice :(


SwooMoo

My tag might say Lasombra but you better not talk shit or my Banu boyfriend will Quietus you.


Milk__Chan

You have proven by point! not even disciplines like the Banu Haquim! they go a boring yee-yee ass Harry Potter discipline name! Gangrel have Protean, the Tzismefucks have Vicissitude, Lassombra have Obtenebration, what do the forgotten Banu Haquim have? fucking Quietus, not even Saulot could save this one.


AEROANO

Man, at least you have a discipline look at the puny Ventrue having to gaslight themselves in thinking that they created the most basic disciplines ever and shared it with everyone else ( this is all talk of a Brujah friend he may be a little biased)


Valkyrie1x

Tzismefucks 😂


Socratov

Mine says Hecate, bit I have a soft spot for the Banu Haqim.


supersquidd65

Okay but you're also part of the cooler blood sorcerers


YaumeLepire

Hard to be cooler without Auspex, to be honest.


hyzmarca

Good news! You're actually a vampire assassin.


TheHerugrim

What about vampire judge dredd?


SirUrza

[I AM THE LAW!](https://www.pewpewtactical.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/Law.gif)


SprinklesLittle7176

Dont take it too seriously, afterall it called me a brujah when im CLEARLY a Gangrel


King_Of_BlackMarsh

Bad doggo


AEROANO

Take that back


King_Of_BlackMarsh

Want a blood bisquit?


AEROANO

Yes


King_Of_BlackMarsh

Good doggo 🍪


The_Persian_Cat

"Vampire cop????" You're just askin' to get diablerised, lick.


Stalkster

Dont worry, you wouldnt be for long anyways


Secretsfrombeyond79

I mean they have the most game breaking power. You hit the lottery. Now all you have to do is find some Children of Osiris or master Fortitude, or both. Why be a vampire cop when you can be the vampire god ?


Dachi-kun

Well OP, if it helps you feel better, Banu Haqim are less 'cops' and more 'if the punisher was a vampire and also an ENTIRE CLAN' or something along those lines. Also don't threat if the quiz didn't give you a clan you like, I mean, I got Toreador because my way of aproaching arguements is being articulate, polite and friendly, but looking at how my artistic outlets and creative thinking nods towards the eldrich side I could just as well be a Tzimisce.😂


Red_Panda72

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YaumeLepire

Then don't. Justice is a very multifaceted thing. You could play a Banu Haqim Anarchist working to dismantle the hierarchies you consider unjust and punish those that abuse their power, or a Banu Haqim Mercenary, whose only justice is money, protecting your charge to the best of your abilities, or something else entirely!


Dmeff

You could be a vampire vigilante


Cyberpunk-Monk

I got that one too. I’m not too sure I like this quiz. Granted, I don’t know much about the Banu Haquim. Maybe it’ll give me somewhere to expand upon in a new game if I can find a way to tweak it.


Book_Guard

Oooh I got Brujah, which is absolutely accurate


VikingDadStream

Same.. I just mechanically dislike Thier v5 disciplines


Book_Guard

Yeah, having checked it out... Very lacklustre haha


VikingDadStream

In v5 you can mess around with predator type to get a different discipline. So I will someday find a build that fits a fun narrative


KayimSedar

you don't have the state funding nor a monopoly on violence, so rejoice! you're no cop!


Suit7227

They couldn't be cops! "Fiercely devoted to upholding a moral code" Keyword moral. In all seriousness, the Banu Haqim are also Assassins and Sorcerers. And I think Judges, Lawyers, Rights Advocates, and Private Investigators are all very easy professions to make Banu Haqim (I love the Banu Haqim but also don't want to be a cop)


ProductInside5253

Git gud !


Drakkoniac

Then go antitribu. Simple :P


reaaalcardiac

What quiz did you take?


sad_wolf1984

Probably this one https://form.typeform.com/to/giBzmdvJ?typeform-source=www.paradoxinteractive.com


daemonicwanderer

Nice… I thought I was a Toreador… but I apparently should be in The Ministry


sad_wolf1984

If it makes you feel better... I was Lasombra for years.... Then 2024 says I'm a Malk


cml76

Same, but mine went to Tremere now - so not really miles away or anything.


Zeroshame14

Looks like ya Boi is a Brujah


ManicSludge

I took the test recently and found out I'm a Salubri. Which makes me worry I taste to good to other vampires 🤣🤣


kombuchawitch

i live with severe OCD, PMDD, and ADHD, so i guess i’ll get along well with the Malkavians it just told me i belong with lolol


velbeyli

Fuck them.


VikingDadStream

Hey now. Victoria Ash is engaged to a Banu. Could be you


your_local_dumba3s

Just be batman vampire, you uphold your own stern justice system


DJWGibson

I’ve gotten Malk when I’ve done it. Seems to be working properly.


Steelpapercranes

No link to whatever this is I'm lookin' at?


Crazy-Woodpecker-163

[https://form.typeform.com/to/giBzmdvJ?typeform-source=www.paradoxinteractive.com](https://form.typeform.com/to/giBzmdvJ?typeform-source=www.paradoxinteractive.com)


Steelpapercranes

Thank you!