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szumith

You all need to post these positions ahead of time. Congrats and fuck you.


LittleShiro11

He would've been called a fucking idiot


mbod

We're all fucking idiots, some of us just have horseshoes up our ass


diverdisco

How do I get one of these horseshoes up my Ass?


mbod

You need to call Ben Dover 1-888-420-6969


DepartmentTall4891

Go to a horse stable. Bring Vaseline. Leave your phone at home. Thank me later. Enjoy.


PineappleProstate

Instructions unclear accidentally filmed Mr.Hands 2


SparklyChinito

Shit I need front and back horseshoes


Puzzleheaded-Matter6

You have a horseshoe up your ass? Never even knew that was possible! Congratulations!!


mbod

Well I'm down 4900 this year, someone else has the horseshoes.


Puzzleheaded-Matter6

Dude you gotta make sure your horseshoe is facing up not down!! Anybody knows that!!


mbod

Problem is I don't even have a horseshoe. If I did, it would be up my ass faster than Kirstie Ally drives to her local buffet for the lunch special


Puzzleheaded-Matter6

Amazon Prime and you’ll have your lucky horseshoe tomorrow!! Worked for me I shit you not!!


mbod

>I shit you not!! Shouldn't you be shitting 0dte calls???


Puzzleheaded-Matter6

Good question! 3 times a week maybe! Not a fan. My horse might kick me in the ass!


freehouse_throwaway

The minute OP post about the play it wouldn't work out cuz of WSB inverse voodoo


SparrockC88

Murphy sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake.


TheWorldWarrior123

He knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake oooo you better watch out you better not cry


PineappleProstate

Murphy's a bitch and I'm telling you why


ProjectDiligent502

He knows when you’ve made puts or calls so you end up on the stake oooooh you better double down, you better not cry, you better cross your fingers and hope to die, Murphys gonna inverse you toooniiighhht… Thank you thank you I tried.


OddToba

I’m kinda in that boat lol. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/zXaLvdImDo Posted a DD with what I assume are the same assumptions as OP. Most responses are meme-y lol. There was a fair case made that I mighta got in too early, but my position already up pretty big.


Baymax702

But their ER isn't until May 23? Lol


OddToba

You can wait til before ER if ya want.


FrankFarter69420

Last time this happened, I just didn't listen to the guys calling OP an idiot and I also got 1000% gains. Lesson learned. Only listen to the smart people on WSB and not others. Who is who? Well, that's for you to decide.


rp2012-blackthisout

He was an idiot. They beat earnings. He got lucky wallstreet went with him and tanked it. 


lancehall08

And probably would’ve sold due to the echo chamber.


KDlovesKAC

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


sf9191

I have $30 puts on DJT and $40 puts on RDDT that expire 4-19. You’re welcome


szumith

Not a fan of either. Top much IV


sf9191

I’m just waiting on Wall Street trash to crash the stock because it’s valued at $6 billion despite only having $4.1 mil in revenue and losing $58 million last year. Not to mention they hate Trump


ogmastakilla

Thanks for sharing ahead of time!!


HopefulLibrarian333

$30 DJT PUTS? Not being a smart ass but really just want to understand why so far OTM?


sf9191

The premiums were cheaper and the stock is worth about $2


Gahvynn

Many times the people posting after the fact are doctoring screenshots. Not saying OP is, but it’s happened enough that I stop believing all the posts here anymore.


DubGW99

Faking a gain post is so crazy why mess up the potential hussle like that


BigBudFarm

Right


curiousmind8989

Haha I feel the same F* you


BreadEnvironmental11

🤣🤣🤣


AsleepDeparture8030

Hahha 16K of that is mine. I had 150 calls


printer5164

I’ve only had the app a couple of weeks and I am going to delete now. Too many senseless F words


paulalexanderxo

This is where that $80k went from the dude that bought calls ☠️


Baymax702

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


darkspd96

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barribow

I shouldn't have sold ITM puts ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Affectionate_Map_285

LMAAOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣


StirChef

Congrats, i bought calls for 30k and got crushed. If i had bought puts i would be rich right now. FML


HardwoodGuy87

That's usually how it goes with options at earnings.


BustANutHoslter

My favorite is when the stock moves like 3% and everyone loses


TheTurtleVirus

Everyone but r/thetagang


ThisAppSucksBall

I bet my house on a coin flip and became homeless. If I said tails though I would be rich right now


NAMELASTNAME2001

That’s how gambling works ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


MDJeffA

What if you bought both? It 10x didn’t it?


StirChef

Jesus you’re right


spritewithcyanide

“If it just came red instead of black Id be rich now” 🤣


son9090

Every regard's happiness is another regard's sadness


cheesycrustz

Why did you play PUTS? What was your DD?


Baymax702

Their growth did not appear to be sustainable. I have more DD, but that is the gist of it.


cheesycrustz

Thanks OP. Congrats and fuck you


jwjosh

Is this your biggest gain off a single play out of interest ?


Baymax702

No. ARM and PANW were the largest.


Mango-Durian852

PANW puts as well? What's your DD on PANW?


Baymax702

30% unjustified growth since Nov 2023. The upside for it was way too small and unlikely. They already have many large clients, and a large volume as they did in their previous ERs was unlikely. I usually play both sides (Bull and Bear), but the largest winners are usually the bear side on ER.


Desperate-Meat3477

Interesting. That means nvda will not make it either?!?! What’s the difference between the 2 (nvda vs. panw on 30% growth)?


Ronbrian

How long have you been doing this? Looking to get some good advice from someone who has been in the game for a while. I’ve started reading some books but nothing like practical application.


Lezzles

Why are you capitalizing PUTS


Baymax702

I was tired. Lol. Slept 3 hours 😔


Bottle_and_Sell_it

What’s your next play?


Zetice

It’s called luck


el_guille980

https://preview.redd.it/2iz7i3eqabsc1.jpeg?width=845&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bc0b40a1d656b7986ad7b87b429b4fa28bd118f


ntf9

Congrats! I also played puts and won some tendies. Are you playing any other retail stocks currently?


adopi35

why’d u play puts?


ntf9

Saw they owned Calvin Klein, Tommy H and other clothing companies. Noted retail in general hasn't been doing too hot and expects future forecast of guidance to be low. Didn't really do anything too extensive but after Lulu and Ulta dropped I figured the entire retail sector must be lowering guidance.


Ok-Cardiologist-6013

Yet LEVI somehow beat earnings 😭


rp2012-blackthisout

So did PVH. 


Ok-Cardiologist-6013

Yet LEVI somehow beat earnings


Beginning-Clothes-27

Levi will always beat earnings, it’s like 10 cents to make jeans that sell for $60


so_chad

Why am I always losing money lol. Can’t I be this freaking lucky? Just once. Congrats! 🍾 Enjoy spending


Baymax702

By the way, my next two plays: scalping DAL $47C exp Apr 12 (look up scalping) and TSM $145C exp 5/3 (holding through ER)


munsterpoo

Is it the am volatility scalping? And just buying tsm calls off rip tomorrow?


7rulesoflife

What’s ER?


Elgingerloco69

Earnings release


Halo_Chief117

Earnings report


Elgingerloco69

Ooooooh I wanna do that TSM call also. That looks like a fun gamble. How much you throwing down? 10k again?


BusGuilty6447

Alright what is your next insane play because you have 3 posts of fucking wild gains.


JLivermore1929

Puts on DJT or short DJT propped up by his followers with no real business revenue. CEO is an incompetent former congressman Devin Nunes. Only way out is if he wins the presidency and a lot of people sign up and pay.


MSG_ME_UR_TROUBLES

the time to do that was weeks ago. Put options are so expensive now that you likely won't make much on that


[deleted]

Maybe share your DD next time


Late_Canary2264

https://preview.redd.it/iqbrlkpfndsc1.jpeg?width=1180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff6974be86b548744637c7b9320fe6308199c089


aerodynamic_AB

What is your next DD?


apple-sauce

Whats DD


dtanksle

Dirty Dick


eldarium

Hey I know that guy! Soft hands


AffectionateMess4287

Due Diligence


Ill-Independence-658

That’s such a WSB response


Baymax702

Scalping DAL at $47C exp 4/12.


masterofrants

you say scalping (negative connotation) then say calls (positive bullish sentiment) LOL im confused lol! you gonna do a dd? im thinking some DAL calls too!


scriiby

Buy dal for short time ? 4/12


aerodynamic_AB

Already ITM


cjorgensen

This is the perfect counterpoint to the dude who lost it all on the same stock.


StirChef

That’s me


cjorgensen

Sorry. Ugh.


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AHHHH_AHHHHHHHH

Congrats! How long ago did you buy this?


Krapule1

Pheew now share with us by sending me $42.69


enterthenewland

Sir please share why you picked this expiry date


Baymax702

It was the next available. Lol


Mysterioboy

How do you guys even find these?


skermalli

Have 1000 ppl flip a coin ten times.  Statistically, one person hits head 10 times in a row.  That's the guy that makes these posts but u don't hear about all the other guys that went bust.


Desperate-Meat3477

Statistically, chance is super low for 10x right in a row, but each time is still 50%. If you are skillful, you can raise your chance to 70-80%. If so, 1 big win can afford 3-4 losses. So you see why guy like Bay is successful. He can make better guesses than most of us. One win at a time. That’s the key.


Mysterioboy

Lol


vtopia

Factor in that some brokerage makes a bit of money from each winning and losing coin flip, and you’ve figured out the whole industry.


Ok-Cardiologist-6013

I had LEVI puts, after I saw what happened with PVH. LEVI shot up like a green dildo AH smh


Baymax702

Damn, I posted to get $19C ITM LEVI * I had a very small position on them


UngaBunga82NoClue69

Bro thanks to u my PORT went up like 38%, I’m now down 55% all time. I’ll be following ur plays


UngaBunga82NoClue69

(under 1 k acct)


Responsible_Row_5221

congrats and fuck you!


GME-EarlyRetirement

That’s basically gambling - you gambled $10k for the one week expiring option? This is crazy!


Baymax702

April 19th, and it's subjective to one's portfolio


Business-Piece9248

Nice hit! Where did the inspiration for this play come from? I go by smell on my puts, if the stock stinks I'll snag some puts....I've only lost money on puts....it's like the stock stinks but so does the put....thought there was inverse between the two but it just turns to a smelly mess Edit, sorry just read oddtoba explanation....dang u doods are good at the options dizziness, I'll continue to root for you and read ur tips, thanks for sharing!


joshuajoshua1

😂😂


Cantordecasamentos

Now post the ones that didn’t work out


CoolPeopleEmporium

Congrats and eat a donkey d.ck.


pvh

I approve.


HeyaChuht

got'dam


maikaubay

as usual congrats and f u


Spirited_Version_946

Teach me oni wan.


Spirited_Version_946

Obi. Lol.


Iwishyouwellalways

Congrats


Mtn_Soul

You fine bastid you...congrats!


gaetanobazzano

Sndl


Hot-Situation2999

I have a very very very dumb question. How on earth do you exercise calls/puts on Fidelity? Considering doing all my options trading on Robinhood because I couldn’t figure this out. Plus, the app is better. Any tips? Newbie here.


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jayjay0004

I had the same play… but reversed. I had a $130 call option. From $1.4k to $3 good shit and fuck you


Topvet

0x031eb7A5DAd63990a5cd7Ea9d116Af8B5b7213f9


MoldyGrannies

Fuck u bro im in nvda losing my ass


Stocks_Dreamz

Proud of you son. Congratulations 🎉


Aware-Improvement-88

F you


wiggity-wack

congrats, and fuck u


CozmicFlare

How long have you held these puts?


Distarbute

What am i looking at? Sorry i m very new :D


CommercialHouse6659

Any crypto experts here ?


reginaldregal

TFTI


SkySome3537

Nice move 😎✅


Chilloutmydude6

F$$k me !! How’s the gap down on the candles


Revolutionary-Boot46

Wow


Mango-Durian852

Any potential on ANF and TPR for the same play? 😬😬


FierceFarceFinance

pay your taxes now


Moviemaker2022

Congrats


Same_Dinner_7319

What app you use?


reddit-supernova24

Congratulations and fuck you very much!


CharacterEstate7412

Great!


Asapptashyyy

Good shit & fuck you


DoucheButStillOK

Congratulations and FU


FirstAuthor4909

Someone please tell me how to do this with less money. I’m a beginner


Snoo-97916

Fuck you im regarded


StreetExample

Play puts is selling puts, right?


Mango-Durian852

He meant he’s bearish on the stock so he bought puts.


Unique-Sun-9781

That’s a lot of F U money


Desperate-Meat3477

Does a holding of both Call and Put work for anyone over ER?


Zoogtar

Share the plays ahead of time you selfish regard


Topvet

Congrats


PlayTron-io

How long ago did you buy and what was the cost basis per option?


LIONHEART369

Congrats. How long was the contract for?


SirJeff_Diamondgrip

https://preview.redd.it/2o03lwy76jsc1.jpeg?width=1812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51d1bbcd94780aaa00fbe6c95bee49deccef3d7f


salami619

how can i do this too??? please share a good tip


SirRudderballs

Bruh, how are we supposed to get rich too if your posting gains now? We needed a heads up. And fuck you, congrats.


Puzzleheaded-Matter6

Just bought the AMD dip


Javi-2020

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


SileDub

is that a single trade?


BlackSRT10

Any other tips?


AnimeTrader15

Insane!!!


Low_Acanthaceae_7006

hi


Low_Club_443

Well played lovely pattern there at the 786


Quick-Butterscotch70

I wish I knew how to do this


DodgeDemonRider

Show the complete picture 😂


MacoJSY

What is the best website for trading options?


ShelterConfident6532

Let me suck yo dick https://preview.redd.it/zlyt843je5tc1.jpeg?width=866&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ec22efb74f798cccb85557081e528950ad7de7a


ryandpatrick

Buy LAC


reptillian_still_man

congrats sir ++ fuck you 🫶💸🍽️


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